Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, September 12, 2016
This Show
- Strongly-worded Letters and TV_Movie picks
- Animal Cavalcade and Family History
- Hilary’s Health Woes and Jonah Hill is hurt
Part 1: Strongly-worded Letters and TV_Movie picks
Part 1 opens with the usual show intro, then dives into Dale’s weekend movie pick (Sully), extensive discussion of the HBO miniseries The Night Of, and TV/film recommendations. The hosts spend considerable time troubleshooting Dale’s computer display issues live on-air. The segment concludes with Animal Cavalcade, featuring various animal stories including roof-fighting snakes, a kitten rescue on MoPac, and a warning about pet dementia caused by poor diet.
Segments
- Show open and cold talk [00:00:14] — Standard show intro, Dale mentions having a cold, discussion about open-door policy and station security. Dale contemplated buying a Rolex but wife said no.
- Sully movie review [00:04:46] — Dale praises Sully despite initial skepticism. Discusses Clint Eastwood’s directing style, creative license taken with NTSB portrayal, and the impressive water landing sequence.
- Bob’s party invitation declined [00:08:00] — Dale explains why he didn’t attend Bob’s Saturday gathering – too far away, wanted to watch football at home, wife and kids were upset especially Jacob. Leads to extended back-and-forth about watching games together.
- Email confrontation with home builder [00:12:07] — Dale mentions writing an ‘epic’ email reply to passive-aggressive complaint from home builder about on-air comments. Claims it was one of his best business emails, offered to have builder on show.
- Holy Hell documentary recommendation [00:14:58] — Dale enthusiastically recommends Netflix documentary about Buddhafield cult that moved to Austin in the 90s and built/used One World Theater. Extended discussion of Austin’s cult history in the 90s, including Zendik Farm.
- The Night Of – extensive praise [00:23:43] — Matt declares The Night Of the best television he’s ever seen. Both he and Dale discuss the phenomenal acting, casting, anxiety-inducing storytelling, and philosophical themes about accepting who you are.
- Display troubleshooting [00:28:18] — Extended on-air technical difficulties as Dale and Matt try to adjust display settings for the in-studio screen. Multiple failed attempts with resolutions and settings.
- Animal Cavalcade [00:32:56] — Series of animal stories: UFC fighter’s finger in opponent’s eye socket, Jim Harbaugh eating a booger, new swimming centipede, catfish falling from sky hitting woman’s face, kitten rescue on MoPac, penis-faced piglet from China, roof snake fight, cuddling pandas, and pet dementia warning.
Recurring Bits
- Animal Cavalcade [00:32:56] — Extended segment with multiple animal stories, fish puns from hosts, video clips of various animal incidents and cute moments
Quotes
That is the best television I have ever seen. Hands down.
Matt Bearden [00:24:00]
It showed you there’s not a brass ring. You are who you are.
Dale Dudley [00:25:12]
How did we miss this? They moved to Austin and built a compound.
Dale Dudley [00:16:00]
Part 2: Animal Cavalcade and Family History
Dale discusses his sister’s ancestry discovery: a previously unknown cousin named Dottie, who turns out to be Uncle Pat’s daughter from an affair. The hosts dive into family history, discuss hamburger culture again (including a Hop Dottie Triangle soft opening), revisit Daniel’s hamburger gate probation incident, debate a proposed Austin gondola transit system, and cover local car accidents including a dramatic dangling car rescue downtown and a stacked car crash in Leander.
Segments
- Comedy Cruise Promo and Punch Show Reminder [00:00:03] — Dale promotes the returning Dudley Bob Comedy Cruise with comedians Mike McRae and Jimmy Roulette. Also mentions tomorrow’s sold-out Punch comedy show.
- Dottie Update – Family Ancestry Discovery [00:01:40] — Dale reveals his sister discovered a previously unknown first cousin named Dottie through ancestry.com, leading to a family scandal involving Uncle Pat having a daughter from an affair.
- Austin Gondola Transit Proposal [00:05:52] — Discussion of proposed urban cable gondola system for south First Street, designed to carry 6,000 people per hour. Daniel discusses his height-related anxiety about riding it.
- Dottie Family Story Continues [00:11:15] — Dale details how Dottie’s mother dated Uncle Pat, got pregnant, he was married, and another man raised the child. Uncle Pat may have suspected but was never confirmed.
- Hamburger History and Hop Dottie Soft Opening [00:23:44] — Bob announces he’s gotten the show invited to the new Hop Dottie Triangle location soft opening Thursday. Dale reads hamburger origin story from 1939.
- Hamburger Gate Anniversary [00:26:32] — The hosts revisit Daniel’s infamous probation incident when he yelled in front of a client over a hamburger prank, and his refusal to sign the probation paperwork.
- Custom Toll Tag Discussion [00:34:30] — Dale criticizes North Texas toll authority offering $20 custom college-themed toll tags, calling it an additional money grab on already-taxed roads.
- License Plate Debate [00:42:29] — Bob questions why people would have non-Texas school logos on Texas license plates. Multiple callers try to explain, frustrating Dale who wants to move on.
- Downtown Dangling Car Rescue [00:48:40] — Discussion of Friday’s dramatic rescue of a driver whose SUV drove off Littlefield Garage and dangled by cables. Visitor from Alabama pulled driver to safety.
- Leander Stacked Car Crash [00:53:00] — Coverage of Leander crash where one car flipped on top of another after running a red light at Crystal Falls Parkway and 183A.
- ACL Ticket Giveaway Setup [00:55:06] — Dale sets up text-to-win giveaway for three-day ACL passes, sponsored by Miller Lite, HomeSource Mortgage, and Woods Fund Center.
Guests
- Jared Thicklin (expert) [00:05:52] — Argo Design representative proposing the gondola transit system for Austin
- Zachary (last name Kaysen) (other) [00:51:29] — Huntsville, Alabama visitor who rescued driver from dangling car, interviewed in news clip
Callers
- unnamed [00:09:44] — Tried to get ACL tickets Part of Dale’s experiment watching phone lines light up when tickets are mentioned
- unnamed [00:11:00] — ACL tickets – failed ‘special word’ test Bob asked for special word as a fake requirement, caller didn’t have it
- unnamed [00:34:01] — Athens, Texas as home of hamburger Dale dismissed claim as a lie and hung up quickly
- unnamed [00:43:19] — License plates – explaining why people have out-of-state school plates Caller explained brother went to Colorado State, had to change plates when moving back to Texas. Dale eventually moved on.
- Martin [00:48:24] — License plates benefit Alumni Associations Explained custom plates are fundraisers for schools, offered $10 to take call, wanted Daniel on KLBJ AM 2 o’clock show solo
- unnamed [00:53:39] — Toll tag RFID explanation Explained technical aspect of how toll tags work electronically
Quotes
My obsessive-compulsive disorder makes me feel the need to try to remember all of Aunt Louise’s kids.
Dale Dudley [00:14:28]
Uncle Leon went in there with a 45 and started firing bullets into the wall.
Dale Dudley [00:20:06]
I hold that as a badge of honor. Not signing a piece of paper.
Daniel Gallo [00:30:04]
Who’s going to spend $20 to buy a custom toll tag?
Dale Dudley [00:35:56]
Part 3: Hilary’s Health Woes and Jonah Hill is hurt
The show discusses Hillary Clinton’s health issues after she nearly collapsed at a 9/11 memorial event, with hosts debating whether it will affect the election. They analyze video footage claiming to show metal falling from her leg and debate conspiracy theories, including Bob’s elaborate theory that Hillary is actually a robot. The conversation shifts to politics, patriotism, and NFL protests before turning to Carissa’s emotional struggles with her recent breakup and move, revealing tension between her and the hosts.
Segments
- ACL and Yacht Rock Suite Promos [00:00:00] — Dale promotes upcoming ACL ticket giveaways and the Dudley and Bob suite at Yacht Rock Sunday featuring Player and others.
- Hillary Clinton Health Crisis Discussion [00:01:18] — The hosts analyze video of Hillary Clinton nearly collapsing at a 9/11 memorial, with Dale suggesting it could lose her the election and conspiracy theories emerging.
- The Robot Hillary Theory [00:05:05] — Matt develops an elaborate conspiracy theory that Bill Clinton had Hillary murdered and replaced with a robot to avoid the Lewinsky scandal consequences.
- Health Issues in Politics [00:09:08] — Discussion of whether politicians’ health should disqualify them, bringing up Governor Abbott, Kennedy’s medications, and Reagan’s dementia.
- Trump Brags About Tallest Building on 9/11 [00:13:09] — Dale plays audio of Trump calling into a show hours after 9/11 to brag that he now has the tallest building in downtown Manhattan.
- Hillary’s ‘Basket of Deplorables’ Comment [00:15:20] — Discussion of Hillary’s comment about Trump supporters, with Dale citing survey data showing 65% of Trump supporters believe Obama is Muslim.
- Jonah Hill Roasted on French TV [00:19:46] — The hosts watch video of Jonah Hill being brutally mocked by a French comedian who says her fantasy is to bring in DiCaprio and Pitt and tell Jonah to leave.
- CJ’s Apology Video to La Zetta [00:22:27] — They review CJ Morgan’s video attempting to repair relations with La Zetta radio station, which includes more potentially offensive jokes.
- Alabama Pastor Says Protesters Should Be Shot [00:29:43] — Discussion of a pastor/announcer who said anyone not standing for the anthem should line up by the fence and let military personnel take shots at them.
- Patriotism and NFL Protests Debate [00:32:28] — Dale argues passionately that people have no right to define patriotism for others and questions why there’s outrage over kneeling but not over an NFL player beating up a 70-year-old man.
- Carissa’s Emotional Breakdown [00:42:46] — Carissa reveals she’s been extremely stressed and emotional about her recent move and breakup, admitting she cried for three hours after a roommate said she was loud.
- Confronting Carissa About Her Emotions [00:51:35] — Matt and Dale push Carissa to deal with her feelings about the breakup rather than avoiding them, leading to a raw conversation about guilt and how the relationship ended.
- Five Random Things That Turn Women On [00:59:25] — Brief discussion of article about what attracts women: 10-day beard, candy smell, deep voice, long ring finger, etc.
- Planning Speed Dating With Carissa’s Exes [01:00:38] — Dale insists they set up a speed dating bit with all of Carissa’s exes for next week, despite her reluctance.
Callers
- Andrew [00:12:21] — Hillary’s health and presidential age Call was difficult to hear due to noise, caller seemed to support Bernie Sanders still
- Brandon [00:07:53] — Hillary Clinton video showing her feet dragging Points out the most damning part of the video showing Hillary’s feet being dragged into the van
- Roger [00:39:54] — Worst song in history Tells them GQ declared ‘We Built This City’ the worst song in history
Quotes
Bill created a robot wife. Her programming went wrong during Benghazi.
Matt Bearden [00:06:45]
It nauseates me that it bothers you because somebody looks at patriotism different than you do.
Dale Dudley [00:32:28]
I feel like the city of Austin thinks I’m a cheater.
Carissa Jade [00:55:47]
I’m not equipped right now to deal with it. I still have emotions about it.
Carissa Jade [00:57:43]