Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Thursday, October 20, 2016
This Show
Part 1: Service Animals
Dale and Bob discuss bad investments (Realty Shares real estate crowdfunding and Game Face from Shark Tank), share old photos showing Dale very thin, and spend the bulk of the segment on Animal Cavalcade. The main topic becomes service animals after Dale sees stories about a woman demanding McDonald’s allow her Pomeranian and someone bringing a duck on an airplane. Dale rants against ‘comfort animals,’ arguing they’re overused by people who aren’t truly disabled. Carissa defends them and wants to make Stevie a therapy dog.
Segments
- Show open and Dale’s rotator cuff [00:00:01] — Standard show intro followed by Dale discussing his rotator cuff injury and abandoned stretchy band exercises.
- Dream about Deb from 101X [00:01:51] — Matt mentions dreaming about having dinner with Dale and Deb from competing station 101X; Bob reveals they actually did have dinner with her and a client recently.
- Daniel’s digestive issues return [00:03:11] — Dale checks if Daniel took his medication after yesterday’s on-air emergency. Daniel confirms he took the phenobarbital but only after symptoms started.
- New Wave contest debrief and One Hit Wonders idea [00:04:37] — Dale and Bob discuss doing a one hit wonders song contest after yesterday’s new wave contest. They reminisce about songs like ‘Dreamin’ by Ann Murray and debate Leo Sayer’s hits.
- Realty Shares investment complaint [00:09:02] — Dale explains his bad real estate crowdfunding investment through Realty Shares, complaining about lack of communication and a property going into default. He posted angrily on social media and got a response from the company.
- Game Face and Doug [00:16:02] — Brief mentions of Dale and Bob’s Shark Tank investment Game Face, with Bob joking about offsetting losses. References to Doug (High Pockets) and the product appearing in Shark Tank intro footage.
- Old photos of Dale and Doug [00:17:44] — Doug sent photos from the 1980s showing Dale very thin (147 pounds, 28-inch waist) working out with Doug. Bob calls them ‘homoerotic’ and the hosts joke about the images showing Dale’s changing relationship with fitness equipment.
- Half-headed man headline [00:22:15] — Dale reads Florida news story about Carlos Rodriguez, known as ‘Halfie,’ who is missing half his skull from a car accident and was arrested for arson. The headline says he ‘may have mental issues.’
- Parker Posey as Carissa in Mascots [00:24:24] — Dale shows Carissa clips from Netflix mockumentary Mascots where Parker Posey plays a character remarkably similar to Carissa – a cheerful, dancing mascot performer with a prettier sister and hypochondria.
- Animal Cavalcade begins [00:28:08] — Dale starts the recurring bit with various animal stories including a smoking chimpanzee at a North Korean zoo, a great white shark versus a broom, and a 14-pound lobster caught after a hurricane.
- Scrotum frogs near Lake Titicaca [00:30:40] — Dale’s favorite headline: 10,000 endangered scrotum frogs died near Lake Titicaca. The hosts riff on why they’re called scrotum frogs (skin folds) and the lake name.
- Service animals rant [00:31:13] — Dale launches into a long rant against service animals and emotional support animals, saying ‘Screw your service dog’ for people who aren’t legitimately disabled. Two stories trigger this: a woman demanding McDonald’s accept her Pomeranian, and someone bringing a duck on an airplane.
- McDonald’s service Pomeranian story [00:32:47] — News clip about Alicia Griggs whose service Pomeranian was initially rejected at McDonald’s. She called police and later got an apology. Dale is outraged she called TV stations.
- Service duck on airplane [00:35:44] — Story about Daniel the duck, a four-year-old emotional support duck wearing a Captain America diaper on a flight to Charlotte. The duck looked out the window during the flight. Carissa thinks it’s cute; Dale is appalled.
- Callers on service animals [00:38:06] — Caller makes labored duck pun (‘quacking me up’). Another caller from Killeen explains emotional support dog certification is just an online process.
- Rat catch and release gone wrong [00:39:13] — Video of man trying to humanely release a trapped rat, but his dogs named Bentley grab it and kill it instead.
- Carissa’s hand-me-down mattress revelation [00:41:38] — During discussion of her sick dog staying by her side, it’s revealed Carissa had an accident on a hand-me-down mattress that was already a hand-me-down from Kathy. Dale contrasts this with his own bed bug problem despite having an expensive Tempur-Pedic.
Recurring Bits
- Animal Cavalcade [00:28:08] — Multiple animal stories including smoking chimp, shark vs broom, giant lobster, scrotum frogs, service duck, and rat release gone wrong
Callers
- unnamed [00:38:06] — Duck pun about service animals Made a labored setup for ‘you guys are quacking me up’ joke that Dale thought took too long
- unnamed (Killeen) [00:44:32] — Emotional support dog certification Explained that emotional support dog certification is easy to get online, not like actual service dogs
Quotes
You’re fishing for minnows. It’s not gonna be the big account of the week.
Dale Dudley [00:09:58]
I’d be afraid to get on top of you at that weight.
Carissa Jade [00:19:04]
Half-headed man may have mental issues. Does that affect his brain?
Dale Dudley [00:22:49]
Screw your service dog. Stop it with you need a service dog on an airplane.
Dale Dudley [00:31:38]
I bet everyone on that plane was happy to have a duck.
Carissa Jade [00:37:06]
Part 2: f1 PARTYYYYY
The show continues its morning coverage with Pop Cop celebrity news, a discussion of students walking out of a Texas State anthropology class over the ‘Out of Africa’ theory, an armed police impersonator targeting school buses in Austin, and extensive coverage of last night’s presidential debate. The final segment features Sherilyn from Circuit of the Americas promoting the upcoming F1 race weekend with race historian Darren Jack, giving away grandstand passes and detailing the entertainment lineup including Taylor Swift.
Segments
- Behind-the-Scenes Comedy Drama [00:00:01] — Dale rants about businesses wanting free advertising without buying spots, referencing haunted houses and an unnamed comedy club situation. Matt Bearden has shared off-air drama from the comedy world that’s making everyone uncomfortable.
- Pop Cop Returns [00:00:49] — Daniel Gallo performs as Pop Cop with celebrity news: Snoop Dogg’s 45th birthday, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees (Pearl Jam, Tupac, Jane’s Addiction), Nancy O’Dell’s divorce, Billy Bush out at Today Show, Shepard Smith coming out, Chris Novoselic supporting Gary Johnson, and Phil Collins donating Alamo memorabilia and going on tour.
- Dale’s Loyalty Rant [00:06:03] — Dale discusses his frustration with people not doing their due diligence about the show’s history and his loyalty to certain Austin venues, hinting at tensions with new comedy venues opening.
- Daniel the History Nerd [00:09:33] — The crew teases Daniel for clapping excitedly during Pop Cop’s Phil Collins mention. Daniel reveals he’s excited about Phil Collins appearing on CBS Sunday Morning because of his Texas history donations, not his music.
- Texas State University Walkout [00:12:30] — Dale reports on Texas State students who walked out of a cultural anthropology class when the professor discussed the scientific fact that all humans descended from Africa. Some remaining students called after them ‘Black Lives Matter.’
- Armed Police Impersonator [00:16:01] — Discussion of an armed man impersonating a federal officer who has been pulling over AISD school buses and photographing kids at crosswalks near Murchison Middle School.
- Debate Night Recap Begins [00:19:00] — Dale and Bob discuss getting flu shots and going to dinner instead of watching the debate live. Dale mentions listening in his car afterward and thinking Clinton dominated Trump.
- Presidential Debate Analysis [00:23:48] — Extended discussion of last night’s debate, with Dale playing multiple audio clips including Trump’s refusal to commit to accepting the election results (‘I’ll keep you in suspense’), the ‘bad hombres’ line, the ‘puppet’ exchange, and Hillary’s ‘rigged’ compilation.
- Stephen Baldwin on Alec’s Trump Impression [00:26:26] — Audio clip of Stephen Baldwin saying his brother Alec’s Trump impersonation ‘isn’t funny’ because the election is too important.
- Van Jones: ‘You Can’t Polish This Turd’ [00:27:17] — Dale plays Van Jones on CNN after the debate saying ‘you can’t polish this turd’ and defending Al Gore’s 2000 concession against Jeffrey Lord’s false equivalence.
- Twitter Analysis Tool [00:32:54] — Dale demonstrates a tool called ‘We the Tweeple’ that analyzes which candidate’s supporters use certain words more, finding Trump supporters use slurs and ‘bitch’ significantly more than Clinton supporters.
- F1 Weekend Preview Introduction [00:37:47] — Sherilyn from Circuit of the Americas arrives with Darren Jack, a race historian. Daniel initially thought Darren was Sherilyn’s son based on miscommunication.
- F1 Schedule and Entertainment [00:39:05] — Sherilyn announces Taylor Swift performing at 7pm Saturday, Usher with The Roots on Sunday, and 10 stages programmed with local Austin bands as part of the ‘American Soundtrack.’
- Racing Discussion [00:43:00] — Darren explains F1 technology, speed (220-240 mph), and praises Circuit of the Americas as the best facility in the world for F1 racing. Discussion of previous experiences riding in high-performance cars at the track.
- Fan Fest Downtown [00:50:05] — Sherilyn promotes Fan Fest on 6th Street Friday 5pm-midnight and Saturday noon-midnight, with music on the Iron Cactus balcony and additional entertainment including pogo champion Pogo Fred and French soccer freestyler Aya.
- F1 Watching Guide [00:52:02] — Darren gives advice for first-time attendees: watch the Mercedes team (silver cars) with Lewis Hamilton battling up front, buy a race day program, explains practice Friday, qualifying Saturday, race Sunday.
- F1 Trivia Contest Setup [00:56:57] — Darren poses trivia question to give away three-day grandstand passes: name the famous Formula One father of a current young Dutch driver.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:00:49] — Daniel performs Pop Cop with celebrity news including Snoop Dogg’s birthday, Rock Hall nominees, Nancy O’Dell divorce, Billy Bush firing, Shepard Smith coming out, and Phil Collins tour announcement with multiple puns
Guests
- Sherilyn (other) [00:37:47] — Managing Director of Entertainment at Circuit of the Americas, promoting F1 race weekend October 21-23 with Taylor Swift and other entertainment
- Darren Jack (expert) [00:37:47] — Race historian from England (Liverpool area), living in Toronto, explains F1 racing and provides expert commentary on the sport and COTA facility
Callers
- Bob [00:37:01] — Wanted to comment on ‘Bag Daddy’ from the debate but got confused about whether they were talking about Big Daddy (Dale’s nickname) Brief confusion, Dale clarifies they were discussing Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, leader of ISIS, not Big Daddy
- Burt [00:37:41] — Called in after Bob’s call about Big Daddy/Bag Daddy Very brief, thanked and moved on
- Jim [00:34:02] — Caught a second moment in the debate where Trump said ‘I’m not fit, you’re not fit’ like a child Dale and Matt agreed it was like ‘I know you are but what am I’ playground behavior
Quotes
If you want advertising on my show, buy advertising. I’m not gonna plug you for free.
Dale Dudley [00:00:15]
Radio should just be celebrities at all times, and that’s why I’m here to save you.
Daniel Gallo (as Pop Cop) [00:01:13]
You can’t polish this turd. Technically you cannot polish any turd.
Van Jones (audio clip) [00:27:43]
Only in America can they do something that spectacular.
Darren Jack [00:48:01]
Part 3: Austober Fest and Schmideos
The final part of the show features guest Toots Toots promoting Austoberfest at Saengerrunde Hall, a discussion about F1 passes and FOMO among the hosts, Video Schmidios showcasing daredevil clips (tide pool jumps, skydiving mishaps, fake martial arts), and an extended conversation where Daniel reveals his fears about bears, terrorism, and travel while the hosts try to convince him not to be so anxious about everything.
Segments
- FOMO discussion [00:00:00] — Dale observes people in the room experiencing fear of missing out as F1 passes are being distributed. Discussion of Dale’s wife’s social habits and Bob’s F1 plans.
- Amanda calls in [00:03:43] — Dale’s wife Amanda calls to ask about camping trip plans and gets upset about being talked about on air regarding the ‘pajama club’ story from the Sideshow.
- People of the Neighborhood – Toots Toots [00:11:04] — Toots Toots from Saengerrunde Hall comes in to promote Austoberfest happening Saturday. Discussion of the venue’s history, bowling alley, and German heritage organization.
- Austoberfest trivia and giveaway [00:18:00] — Toots Toots offers tickets to the sold-out Austoberfest via trivia question about the carpet castle in the old children’s library downtown.
- Video Schmidios – Daredevil edition [00:25:00] — Dale presents daredevil videos including Laguna Beach tide pool jump, 129-foot marina jump, Austin skydiver catching his falling shoe, and fake martial arts brick-breaking demonstration.
- Confused F1 ticket winner calls [00:26:00] — The morning’s F1 trivia winner calls confused about pickup times and what events he won tickets to, leading to an awkward conversation about whether he actually knows anything about racing.
- Daniel’s fears revealed [00:46:00] — Extended discussion where Daniel reveals his various fears including bears (prompted by a Russian tabloid story), chiropractors, terrorism, and traveling to Europe. The hosts try to talk him down from his anxieties.
Recurring Bits
- People of the Neighborhood [00:11:04] — Toots Toots returns to promote Austoberfest at Saengerrunde Hall
- The Sideshow [00:06:11] — Multiple references to yesterday’s Sideshow including the ‘pajama club’ story and a video of a woman who wouldn’t leave her boyfriend’s house
Guests
- Toots Toots (other) [00:11:04] — Promoting Austoberfest at Saengerrunde Hall, discussed the venue’s history and German heritage organization
Callers
- Amanda (Dale’s wife) (regular) [00:03:43] — Camping trip plans and being upset about the ‘pajama club’ story Called Dale out for keeping her ‘trapped in the house,’ leading to awkward on-air moment. Also asked Bob about camping trip dates.
- unnamed [00:26:00] — F1 ticket pickup confusion Won F1 tickets by Googling the answer but seemed confused about what he won and when/where to pick them up. Hosts mocked his lack of F1 knowledge and suggested someone else might end up with the tickets.
Quotes
If there was a hanging in Heritage Park, my wife would order barbecue from Rudy’s.
Dale Dudley [00:00:46]
You keep me trapped in the house all the time.
Amanda (caller) [00:04:07]
You just won a prize. My ball’s in your mouth.
Dale Dudley [00:14:05]
I’m afraid to go to Europe, even. That was before ISIS.
Daniel Gallo [00:46:53]