Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, November 1, 2016
This Show
Part 1: Billy Joel Soul
Dale and the cast discuss disco and Billy Joel at length, with Dale reminiscing about his youth and Bob challenging Dale to sing Billy Joel songs a cappella. Amanda calls in to defend herself after Dale complains about the neighborhood Halloween party she organized. The segment ends with a serious argument between Dale and Daniel that escalated from Russian assassination jokes to unresolved anger over the Four Seasons hamburger incident from over a year ago.
Segments
- Show open and disco discussion [00:00:01] — Dale tries to explain disco to his kids and reminisces about dancing at The Light Lab in Tyler, Texas as an 18-year-old. The cast debates disco history and Dale’s past.
- Billy Joel channel and fandom [00:06:10] — Dale admits his deep knowledge of Billy Joel and expresses guilt over being such a fan. The cast discusses Billy Joel songs and Dale’s history with the music.
- The Billy Joel a cappella challenge [00:13:51] — Bob challenges Dale to sing obscure Billy Joel album tracks a cappella. Dale successfully performs snippets from Glass Houses, 52nd Street, The Stranger, and Songs in the Attic.
- Halloween candy and son’s attitude [00:22:13] — Dale mentions having a fight with his son over Halloween candy, and discusses the best candy bars including the Take Five bar.
- Neighborhood Halloween party story [00:23:17] — Dale describes how his entire neighborhood showed up to a party his wife Amanda organized, making them ‘the cool family’ despite Dale’s grumpiness about the event.
- Amanda calls in to defend the party [00:31:03] — Dale’s wife Amanda calls to explain the party details including the pumpkin bowling game with paper towel rolls and the pulled pork from H-E-B. Dale teases her about the party being alcohol-free.
- Diet Coke foam and Russian video [00:38:26] — Dale shares a Russian video showing how adding Jim Beam whiskey prevents foam when pouring soda. The cast makes Russian accent jokes about Daniel.
- Four Seasons argument escalates [00:44:01] — What started as Russian jokes turns into a serious fight between Dale and Daniel over the Four Seasons hamburger incident from over a year ago, with Daniel still defensive about being put on probation.
Guests
- Jordan Smith (other) [00:37:17] — Mentioned as upcoming guest who attended a Jim Bakker broadcast in Branson
Callers
- Amanda (regular) [00:31:03] — Called in (Dale’s wife) to defend the neighborhood Halloween party she organized Explained the party details and defended her decision to make it an alcohol-free, kid-friendly event. The call was lighthearted and ended amicably.
Music
- Billy Joel — Extended discussion of Billy Joel songs including Captain Jack, Scenes from an Italian Restaurant, Allentown, and many album tracks from The Stranger, 52nd Street, Glass Houses, and Songs in the Attic
- Donna Summer — Discussed – Dale tried to get his daughter to dance to ‘turn on the lights’ (likely ‘Dim All The Lights’)
- 21 Pilots — Discussed – Dale’s son’s favorite band, cast sings ‘Stressed Out’
Quotes
I’d give anything for a video of an 18-year-old me, 6’4, 140 pounds, with a giant Afro, walking out to the dance floor
Dale Dudley [00:03:52]
When I look into your eyes and I see the lonely gypsy in my soul
Dale Dudley [00:18:58]
We don’t want everybody in the neighborhood to see our upgrades and stuff and get all bent out of shape
Dale Dudley [00:25:01]
I can’t high five on a joke that hurts
Daniel Gallo [00:44:01]
I talk about being on drugs and exposing myself to a group of people and I’m over it enough to laugh about it
Dale Dudley [00:51:36]
Part 3: Jordan Smith and a Big Surprise
Jordan Smith visits the studio after attending Jim Bakker’s show at his Morningside compound in Branson, Missouri. She brought back merchandise including Jim Bakker baseball caps, a fiesta food bucket, and DVDs. The hosts discuss Bakker’s apparent return to the same tactics that got him convicted in the 1980s, including political endorsements of Trump from the pulpit and selling food/condos tax-free under church status. Dale becomes increasingly angry about Bakker’s activities and religious hypocrisy. The segment includes playing clips from Bakker’s show comparing Trump to Biblical figures.
Segments
- Show Opening – Facebook Drama [00:00:00] — Dale starts the show distracted by Facebook arguments and the show’s adrenaline being disrupted by an earlier fight with Daniel.
- Bob Schneider Ticket Giveaway [00:00:39] — Dale promotes Bob Schneider tickets for ACL Live on November 26th with text-to-win contest.
- Trump Voter Fraud Story [00:01:33] — Dale discusses actual voter fraud case where Trump supporter Terry Lynn Rote voted twice in Iowa, proving Trump’s claims but ironically supporting him.
- Carissa’s Hip Hop Class [00:06:52] — Brief discussion about Carissa teaching a hip hop class that only had one student last week.
- Tequila 512 Donation [00:08:08] — Chris Kane announces Tequila 512 donated the first thousand dollars for Breaking and Entering fundraiser.
- Drunk 12-Year-Old Driver [00:10:20] — Dale discusses Austin news story about intoxicated 12-year-old who stole a car and led police on a chase.
- Cringetacular Promo [00:17:18] — Bob promotes tonight’s Punch presents the Cringetacular at Cap City Comedy Club, nearly sold out.
- Netflix Recommendation – Glitch [00:18:12] — Dale recommends the Netflix original series Glitch, an Australian show about dead people rising from graves in a small town.
- Jordan Smith Arrives [00:24:58] — Reporter Jordan Smith joins the show to discuss her visit to Jim Bakker’s Morningside compound in Branson, Missouri.
- Morningside Compound Description [00:26:40] — Jordan describes the 700-acre tax-exempt compound with Grace Street (indoor Main Street under a dome like the Venetian), condos for sale, general store, and Jim Bakker show filming location.
- Political Content on Jim Bakker Show [00:31:36] — Jordan describes how nakedly political the show was, calling Hillary Clinton a baby killer and effectively endorsing Trump while supposedly being tax-exempt.
- Jim Bakker Audio Clips – Trump as Peter [00:34:44] — The show plays clips from Jim Bakker’s program comparing Donald Trump to the apostle Peter and calling him a businessman chosen by God.
- Jim Bakker Merchandise Reveal [00:40:28] — Jordan gives the hosts Jim Bakker baseball caps, a Morningside Christmas ornament for Matt, and property brochures.
- Trump Salvation Claims [00:42:13] — Playing audio of Dr. Don Colbert claiming Trump accepted Jesus Christ with James Robison and asking God for forgiveness for the Access Hollywood tape.
- Fiesta Bucket Reveal [00:45:03] — Jordan presents a 30-day fiesta bucket with 196 servings of TVP-based Mexican food, made in China, that the hosts plan to serve at a live podcast.
- Alex Jones Clips [00:56:00] — The show plays clips of Alex Jones ranting, with Dale worried about running into him in Austin.
Guests
- Jordan Smith (other) [00:24:58] — Reporter who visited Jim Bakker’s Morningside compound in Branson, Missouri and brought back merchandise and firsthand account of the operation
Quotes
Trump supporter charged with voting twice in Iowa. Voter fraud has happened.
Dale Dudley [00:01:48]
If your kid is going to drink, you take the keys away.
Dale Dudley [00:12:05]
The entire show was basically about how Hillary Clinton is a baby killer.
Jordan Smith [00:31:17]
It completely offends me what he says. I studied the Bible more than anybody in this room.
Dale Dudley [00:35:25]
He asked God to forgive him, but he hasn’t asked the women to forgive him. He’s gonna sue them.
Dale Dudley [00:43:53]