Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Thursday, November 10, 2016
Part 2: FAST FOOD and HEALING
Dale and the crew ease off post-election coverage and shift to lighter topics. They play a grandmother’s voicemail confessing to eating donuts, discuss Fast Food Fanatics featuring the office vending machine’s new ‘healthy’ snacks (to Daniel’s dismay), explore 70s/80s music nostalgia including Steely Dan and duet singers, check in on ‘Then and Now’ photos of country artists, and promote upcoming events including Breaking and Entering charity drive and the December podcast.
Segments
- Opening – Fat Fingers and Short Break [00:00:03] — Dale jokes about his curved index fingers while trying to figure out what to do on the short break.
- Grandmother’s Donut Confession Voicemail [00:00:56] — Dale plays a voicemail from a grandmother apologizing to her grandson for eating his donut. Dale relates his own experience eating his son’s apple fritter.
- Breaking and Entering Promo [00:02:11] — Dale promotes the annual Breaking and Entering charity fundraiser, explains nomination rules, and announces the remote broadcast at Rudy’s Country Store Barbecue.
- Bob’s Randalls Remote at Steiner Ranch [00:04:02] — Bob announces he’ll be at Randalls registering people for Dallas Cowboys tickets from Miller Lite. Dale jokes about MILFs at that location.
- Post-Election Discussion and Feeling Dumped [00:05:14] — Dale compares the post-election feeling to being dumped – that surreal morning when you wake up and have to accept reality. Bob agrees with the analogy.
- Austin March and Being Dumped Metaphor [00:06:45] — Discussion of the anti-Trump march in Austin led by City Councilman Greg Cesar. Dale extends the ‘being dumped’ metaphor to describe the emotional state.
- Simpsons Prediction and Cartoon Presidents [00:08:05] — Discussion of Simpsons episode from 16 years ago that predicted Trump presidency. Dale jokes an actual cartoon character could be elected in four years.
- Carissa’s NPR Listening Habits [00:15:12] — Dale grills Carissa about her NPR listening, testing her knowledge of hosts like Lakshmi Singh. She admits she mainly listens to This American Life.
- 18-25 Year Old Voting Map [00:16:43] — Dale shows how 18-25 year olds voted overwhelmingly blue except in a few red states. Discussion of Hayes and Williamson Counties shifting demographics.
- New Zealand Reporter at Trump Rally [00:18:44] — Audio clip of New Zealand reporter being yelled at by Trump supporter who won’t believe he’s not part of the ‘Clinton network.’
- Glenn Beck Being Human [00:21:44] — Audio of Glenn Beck trying to empathize with liberals’ fears, though Dale points out Beck was the one stoking those fears about Obama.
- Jim Baker’s Fake Celebration [00:26:40] — Dale plays video of Jim Baker celebrating Trump’s win, arguing it’s fake because his apocalypse food sales business model just collapsed.
- Fast Food Fanatics – Vending Machine Crisis [00:31:41] — Daniel is upset the office vending machine has been replaced with healthier snacks at higher prices and no longer accepts credit cards. He complains about losing his Sour Patch Kids.
- Steely Dan Love and Yacht Rock [00:35:00] — Dale tries to convince Bob to appreciate Steely Dan’s ‘Aja’ album, discussing plans to listen to it with marijuana from Colorado while using his Russian tube amp.
- Fast Food Fanatics Continues [00:47:48] — More venting about the vending machine changes, discussion of new snack options like Moringa leaves and plant waters as next food trends.
- Toblerone Controversy [00:49:36] — Daniel discusses how Toblerone changed their chocolate bar to have bigger gaps between triangles, reducing the amount of chocolate while keeping the same package.
- Baskin Robbins Camouflage Ice Cream [00:53:11] — Discussion of Baskin Robbins’ camouflage ice cream for Veterans Day. Daniel points out Bluebell already did this.
- Frozen Doritos Loaded [00:54:02] — Daniel gets excited about Doritos Loaded in the freezer section. Bob jokes about his pre-diabetes diagnosis.
- Closing – Giveaways and Promos [00:56:14] — Dale promotes Suicide Girls tickets, the December 14th live podcast at Cap City Comedy Club, and Breaking and Entering fundraiser at Rudy’s.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:31:41] — Daniel complains about the office vending machine being replaced with healthier, more expensive snacks that require cash payment instead of credit cards
Music
- Steely Dan — Extensive discussion of Steely Dan’s ‘Aja’ album and yacht rock appreciation
- Lee Greenwood — Played ‘God Bless the USA’ and recalled boring interview with Lee Greenwood and Chris Cubis joke about Golden Gate Bridge
- Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warners — Discussed ‘Up Where We Belong’ from Officer and a Gentleman
- Juice Newton — Discussion and playing of ‘Queen of Hearts’
Quotes
That thing where you wake up the next morning and go, oh, is it real?
Dale Dudley [00:10:40]
What should scare you is that people are told not to believe anything factual
Dale Dudley [00:19:56]
I appreciate your right to march against a fair election that you lost
Dale Dudley [00:24:29]