Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, November 22, 2016
This Show
Part 1: Jimmie Day
The show opens with callers and flubbed commercial reads, then shifts to discussion of Ebola media hysteria. Bob shares stories from calling bingo at his church, including criticism about not ‘spinning the wheel’ properly. Matt discusses his daughter’s aggressive behavior toward other children at a restaurant. Jimmy Roulette returns to the show after disappearing from comedy for a year.
Segments
- Gold Rush caller and commercial flubs [00:00:00] — Caller ‘Gold Rush’ discusses the show while Dale and team play old commercial flubs from Dale and Bob, including Ford ads and AT&T reads gone wrong.
- Pranking Molly about Ebola [00:12:04] — The hosts prank caller Molly from Austin who wants to discuss Ebola concerns, passing her between fake shows ‘Timmy and Steve’ and ‘Steve and Charlie’ while mocking the media hysteria.
- Ebola media criticism [00:17:03] — Dale plays Shep Smith criticizing Fox News’ Ebola panic coverage and reads paranoid comments from KVU website, including conspiracy theories blaming Obama.
- Matt’s daughter at Guero’s [00:26:13] — Matt tells story of his daughter aggressively grabbing and hitting another child’s face at Guero’s restaurant on South Congress. Dale theorizes she doesn’t like competition from other girls.
- Bob’s bingo night critique [00:31:56] — Bob describes being criticized while calling bingo at his church – an elderly man demanded he ‘spin the wheel’ more and complained about yellow balls settling at the bottom.
- Jimmy Roulette returns [00:44:17] — Jimmy Roulette appears on the show after disappearing from comedy for about a year. The hosts are about to ask him what he’s been doing when the segment ends.
Guests
- Jimmy Roulette (comedian) [00:44:17] — Austin comedian returning after a year-long absence from the scene
Callers
- Gold Rush (Houston area) [00:00:00] — General show commentary, been listening four years since moving from Houston after Katrina Light banter about Katy Perry and Dale not being a man, ended amicably
- Rob [00:10:34] — Congratulating Dale on his new car Brief positive call, Dale kept waiting for him to make fun of the car but he was sincere
- Molly (Austin) [00:12:04] — Ebola concerns and hospital capacity Hosts pranked her by passing her between fake shows and making bowling puns, she eventually caught on and hung up
- Jason (at a remodel job) [00:40:40] — Reassuring Matt about his daughter listening to heavy metal Brief supportive call saying his daughter turned out fine despite listening to Testament as a baby
- Todd (Ashtray Red) (regular) [00:48:28] — Expressing support for Jimmy Roulette Very brief call, hosts tried to get him to commit to coming on the show in November
Quotes
Where’s Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?
Dale Dudley [00:14:46]
It’s Obama fever now. Obama created Ebola.
Dale Dudley [00:19:36]
Even in bingo, you get critiqued.
Bob Fonseca [00:32:00]
Women don’t like other women. She tried to rip her face off.
Dale Dudley [00:30:20]
Part 2: Jimmie Day
Jimmy Roulette discusses quitting standup comedy for nearly 10 months to work as a correctional officer in a Texas prison. The hosts explore his reasons for walking away – fear of failure, self-doubt, and personal issues – despite being talented and well-regarded. Jimmy returned to the stage at Cap City Comedy Club on Tuesday and is headlining tonight. The conversation also touches on Dale’s therapy sessions, the church protesting Cap City Comedy Club, and various tangents about drinking, fashion, and college football.
Segments
- Callers Love Jimmy [00:00:00] — Multiple callers express support for Jimmy, though Dale notes only six people called. Jimmy discusses walking away from comedy after an emotional moment on stage.
- Why Jimmy Quit Comedy [00:02:32] — Jimmy describes the night he announced on stage he was quitting, having a meltdown during a Saturday late show. He discusses fear, self-doubt, and feeling like he wasn’t getting booked despite working hard.
- Fear of Not Being Good Enough [00:05:20] — Matt observes that Jimmy has fear – specifically fear of believing in himself and fear of success. Jimmy discusses his constant fear of failure even when shows go well.
- Jobs Comics Get When They Quit [00:06:00] — Matt lists typical jobs failed comics take: Jimmy Johns, bartending, working at the club. Jimmy reveals he became a correctional officer at a prison.
- Prison Guard Life [00:08:00] — Jimmy describes dealing with killers, doing strip searches, finding weapons (a seven-inch blade), and being called ‘boss’ by inmates. Dale asks if he’s been called racial slurs; Jimmy deflects.
- Tuesday’s Return Performance [00:11:37] — Matt describes Jimmy’s return to stage at Punch on Tuesday after 9-10 months off. Jimmy was scheduled for 20 minutes, did 55, spent 23 minutes BSing with audience before telling his first joke.
- Dale’s Therapy Stories [00:17:24] — Dale discusses his therapist who wanted him to do rebirthing in a blanket with friends and family watching, which Dale refused. Also mentions his therapist cries when Dale talks about dogs.
- Jimmy’s Anger Issues [00:21:19] — Jimmy reveals he has anger issues when not performing. He punched his laptop during a fight with his wife about his motorcycle project, cutting his hand badly and requiring hospital visit.
- Dale’s Weight Loss and Diet [00:24:00] — Dale announces he’s under 250 pounds, down from 255. Discussion of his watermelon juice diet, sugarless birthday cake for his diabetic mother-in-law, and general health efforts.
- Colon Cleansing Debunked [00:30:00] — Dale reads CNN article about how colon cleansing is not healthy and offers no benefits, despite being touted for centuries. Dr. Ranit Mishori quoted: ‘We poop and pee for a reason.’
- V TV Show Disappointment [00:35:00] — Dale complains about poor writing and blocking on ABC’s V. Amanda ruined the lead actress for him by pointing out her giant nostrils. Dale fell asleep and missed Dancing with the Stars finale where Donny Osmond won.
- Church Protesting Cap City [00:40:00] — Discussion of church (led by ‘Bishop Don Magic Juan’) that moved next to Cap City Comedy Club, violated lease by having services during shows, is being evicted, and is now protesting the club instead of accepting responsibility.
- Black American Express Card [00:46:00] — Caller Tyson explains requirements for the black Amex card: spend $250,000/year minimum, $2,500 annual fee, gets you VIP treatment and unlimited spending limit. Dale mentions his platinum card limit.
- UT Football and NCAA Alcohol Rules [00:50:00] — Discussion of NCAA rule prohibiting alcohol sales at UT games, though wealthy donors can get mixed drinks in the Longhorn Club. Dale argues adults should be able to drink at games.
- Jimmy and the Sidekick Job [00:53:00] — Dale reveals someone told him Jimmy was interested in the sidekick position when Charlie left, but Jimmy never applied or followed through. Awkward confrontation about Jimmy’s failure to pursue it.
- Thrifting and Owl Pendants [00:55:00] — Dale discusses going thrifting with John Evans and finding a huge antique store. He declares owl pendants from the 1970s are the hottest fashion item, citing Austin blogger Indiana Adams who recreates expensive fashion with thrift store finds.
Guests
- Jimmy Roulette (comedian) [00:00:00] — In studio to discuss quitting comedy, working as prison guard, and headlining Cap City tonight
Callers
- unnamed [00:00:00] — Expressing love for Jimmy Dale sarcastically notes only six people called
- Brian [00:38:05] — Explaining liquor bottle sizes – fifth is 750ml (fifth of a gallon), liter, and handle is 1.75 liters Provided technical information about alcohol measurements
- Tyson [00:46:19] — Black American Express card requirements from Wikipedia Explained you need to spend $250k/year, pay $2500 annual fee, gets 59 shots worth in a handle
Quotes
I was like, this is my life. And there was like, what?
Jimmy Roulette [00:02:35]
You put yourself out there and your reward is you’re not good enough.
Dale Dudley [00:04:45]
I think Jimmy roulette’s going to be the most famous guy out of Austin.
Dale Dudley [00:11:01]
You can’t quit comedy, man. You’re one of the best that’s ever been there.
Dale Dudley [00:14:24]
We poop and pee for a reason. If you’re healthy, the body will do it for you.
Dale Dudley [00:30:20]
Part 3: Jimmie Day
This segment features comedian Jim Jefferies in-studio discussing his new FX show ‘Legit’, his girlfriend and new baby, dating porn stars, and his career. The segment is interrupted by Carissa breaking down on air to confess that Oreo, the Dudley family guinea pig she was pet-sitting, died. She had frozen the body and lied about it earlier in the show. Dale then shares a story about panicking at a South Padre Schlitterbahn when he thought a man was drowning his baby, only to realize it was a CPR training dummy. The show closes with listener ‘apology calls.’
Segments
- Jimmy Roulette Sidekick Discussion [00:00:00] — Dale and the crew discuss how comedian Jimmy Roulette had expressed interest in the sidekick role that went to Matt Bearden. Jimmy is in-studio and the conversation turns playful and defensive about why Matt was chosen.
- Diversity Training Rant Setup [00:02:37] — Dale warns the crew he’s going to go off about diversity training later in the show, clarifying it’s not about being against diversity but about political correctness.
- Church vs Comedy Club Discussion [00:03:17] — The crew continues discussing a church in a strip mall that plans to protest Cap City Comedy Club. Matt expresses some guilt about mocking the church community.
- Jim Jefferies Interview Begins [00:10:52] — Comedian Jim Jefferies joins the show to promote his performance at the Paramount that night and discuss his FX show ‘Legit’, which premiered in January 2013.
- Jim’s Girlfriend and Baby [00:13:02] — Jim discusses meeting his girlfriend Kate (who played a prostitute in his TV pilot), their four-month-old son Hank, and the adjustments of new fatherhood. He jokes about having ‘leverage’ since she’s an actress who might want more work on his show.
- Relationship Origins [00:18:51] — Dale and Jim bond over having gotten their partners pregnant early in the relationship. Jim admits he dated porn stars before meeting Kate and discusses the differences.
- TV Show Ratings and Renewal [00:20:30] — Jim discusses the ratings for ‘Legit’ on FX, how they competed against Lance Armstrong’s Oprah interview, and that Dr. Drew is a big fan. They’ll find out about renewal in two weeks.
- Miss Teen Delaware Porn Scandal [00:21:01] — Jim discusses how a joke from his special about being able to sleep with ‘Miss Delaware’ became accidentally prescient when Miss Teen Delaware was caught in a porn video.
- Jim Wraps Up [00:28:48] — Jim’s interview concludes with promotion for his Paramount show that night at 8pm. The hosts express hope he’ll return when he’s more famous, referencing how Louis CK used to visit but no longer does.
- Oreo Death Confession – Part 1 [00:30:17] — During a discussion with Daniel about his girlfriend, Carissa bursts into the studio in distress, confessing that Oreo (Dale’s family guinea pig she was pet-sitting) died over the weekend. She’s been lying about it and is physically shaking and vomiting from guilt.
- Oreo Death Details [00:32:00] — Carissa reveals Oreo died about three days ago, stopped eating, and she had to have a friend come over in the middle of the night to help. She froze the body, then had her father take it to Waco to be buried with family pets.
- Amanda Called On Air [00:34:00] — Dale calls his wife Amanda live on air to let her know about Oreo’s death. Amanda is understanding and tells Carissa she’s glad it was her and not Amanda who had to deal with it.
- Jacob Already Knew [00:36:05] — Amanda reveals their son Jacob had already predicted Oreo’s death, crying at his grandmother’s house when he saw a picture of the guinea pig, saying ‘Oreo died and she’s not coming home.’
- Daniel’s Relationship Issues Surface [00:38:00] — During the Oreo aftermath, tension arises when Daniel’s girlfriend apparently felt ignored by Amanda at ACL Fest. Dale suggests Daniel and his girlfriend join them for dinner to clear the air.
- Dale Closes Oreo’s Eyes [00:44:03] — Dale puts the guinea pig death in perspective by revealing he closed his own mother’s eyes when she died, telling Carissa ‘It’s a guinea pig. Calm down.’
- Dale’s Schlitterbahn Drowning Panic [00:51:23] — Dale shares his story from South Padre Schlitterbahn where he panicked thinking a man was drowning his baby in the lazy river. He screamed at people and reported it to staff, only to discover it was a CPR training dummy held by a lifeguard trainer.
- Apology Calls [01:01:20] — The show takes listener calls for people who want to apologize. Callers apologize for being condescending, calling Bob an ‘ugly chick’ in old photos, not buying advertised products, and one caller apologizes for Daniel’s ‘crappy work.’
Guests
- Jim Jefferies (comedian) [00:10:52] — Australian comedian promoting his FX show Legit and his performance at the Paramount Theatre that night. Discussed his new baby, girlfriend Kate, dating porn stars, and career trajectory. His show was in its first season awaiting renewal news.
- Jimmy Roulette (comedian) [00:00:00] — Austin comedian who was briefly in-studio at the start of the segment. Had previously expressed interest in the sidekick role that went to Matt Bearden.
Callers
- Biddy [00:07:34] — Called doing a preacher character voice about the church/comedy club situation Dale hung up on him for doing the bit voice, told him to speak normally
- unnamed [00:34:50] — Reaction to the Oreo death reveal Brief reaction to the guinea pig death, called it ‘radio gold’
- JR [00:50:11] — Referenced The Green Mile movie about Oreo’s death Made a joke comparing Carissa to the character who ‘killed them with their love’
- Grunge Country [01:01:30] — Apology call – apologized for being condescending and calling Bob an ugly chick in old Facebook photos Bob accepted the apology, got the ‘apology bomb’ sound effect
- 32 [01:02:27] — Apology call – apologized for not buying advertised products like Vita beer and Cottman Transmission Jokingly said he’d put sawdust in his neighbor’s transmission. Asked where to pick up his trophy.
- Jerry [01:03:53] — Apology call – apologized for the hosts having to deal with Daniel’s ‘crappy-ass work’ Bob flipped it and apologized for creating a bit where Daniel gets attacked
Quotes
Don’t interrupt the host.
Dale Dudley [00:01:35]
I love my baby the same way I love cigarettes.
Jim Jefferies [00:14:01]
I hold him and think, I better not let this die.
Jim Jefferies [00:18:01]
This is the most real thing that’s ever been on this show.
Dale Dudley [00:32:19]
I closed her eyes. It’s a guinea pig. Calm down.
Dale Dudley [00:44:03]
Lift your baby up, sir! That guy’s drowning a baby!
Dale Dudley [00:59:01]