Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, November 29, 2016
This Show
Part 2: Bedbug Shame Story
Dale reveals he wrongly blamed the Hyatt Regency San Antonio for bed bugs – the hotel investigated, found no evidence, and despite not being responsible, upgraded him to a presidential suite in Denver AND offered a free night in San Antonio. Bob shares PopCop news, and the show discusses Dale’s pattern of complaining and receiving perks. Dale also admits he needs to write an apology letter. The segment includes discussion of abortion burial laws in Texas, airplane incidents, and various giveaways.
Segments
- Show Opening and Promo Talk [00:00:01] — Dale promotes Bob’s t-shirts, mentions Billy Crystal and Steve Vai tickets, and discusses the comedy cruise plans.
- PopCop Segment [00:00:51] — Matt performs PopCop with jokes about Fidel Castro, Black Friday deaths, Ivanka Trump’s birthday post to her 8-month-old, Kanye West in mental rehab, and Game of Thrones wine.
- Big Sweep and Technical Issues [00:04:59] — Discussion of colds going around, commercial scheduling conflicts with Daniel, and missing phone in the studio.
- Harmonizer Experiments [00:10:52] — Dale tests out the new harmonizer/vocoder with various voice effects, annoying Bob in the process.
- Bed Bug Shame Story Revealed [00:16:41] — Dale shares video of the presidential suite upgrade he received in Denver, then reads email from Hyatt San Antonio manager stating they found NO bed bugs and offering additional compensation.
- Dale’s Pattern of Complaining for Perks [00:24:00] — The hosts discuss how Dale consistently gets upgrades and freebies by complaining, contrasting with Bob losing his daughter’s toy at a resort with no compensation.
- Bob Meeting Bruce Springsteen [00:29:00] — Bob discusses meeting Bruce Springsteen at Book People on Thursday and what to wear, with the group teasing him about the encounter.
- Mike Pence and Donald Song [00:34:11] — Brief musical interlude with Mike Pence and Donald theme.
- Texas Abortion Burial Law [00:45:01] — Discussion of new Texas law requiring cremation or burial of fetal remains from abortions, with exceptions for at-home procedures.
- Airplane Incidents [00:51:55] — Stories about a woman jumping out of a taxiing plane in Houston and a Trump supporter banned from United Airlines for harassing passengers.
- Ticket Giveaways [00:57:52] — Matt does giveaway for his Punch show at Cap City Comedy Club, Dale prepares Billy Crystal ticket giveaway.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:00:51] — Matt delivers PopCop segment with current events jokes, including Fidel Castro’s death, Black Friday violence, Ivanka Trump, Kanye West, and Game of Thrones wine
Callers
- unnamed [00:07:11] — Asking for name of Chinese restaurant Dale mentioned (Street) Got the answer quickly and hung up
- Brandon (regular) [00:51:10] — Called about a woman inviting him to a holiday party, used profanity and racist language Call was dumped multiple times for curse words and racist content
Quotes
I can now say with absolute certainty the bed bug infestation did not originate from your stay.
Dale Dudley [00:22:17]
Dale always gets lifted up in life when he’s the squeaky wheel.
Matt Bearden [00:24:07]
I’m a code 43. When you’re a troublemaker, they give you a code.
Dale Dudley [00:27:03]
I wish our leadership didn’t treat us like we’re so dumb.
Matt Bearden [00:48:02]
Part 3: Nakia
Nakia and Adrian Casada visit the show to promote a True Stories benefit concert for the SIMS Foundation at Emo’s on December 3rd. The event will feature music, storytelling, and honor musicians who passed in 2016, including Prince. Nakia performs ‘Cream’ by Prince with Adrian. The hosts also discuss Daniel’s family tree research, burning man, car seat safety, and Dale’s anxiety attacks.
Segments
- Breaking and Entering Setup [00:00:00] — Dale explains the Breaking and Entering charity program and the rules for nominating families, mentioning the difficult process of selecting from sad stories.
- Family Tree Discussion [00:01:42] — Daniel talks about his family tree research and hitting roadblocks. Dale shows photos of his grandfather Papa and discusses the difficulty of tracing Mexican ancestry.
- Animal Cavalcade: Austin Snakes [00:06:58] — News report about rattlesnakes and rat snakes at a North Austin office building, featuring amateur herpetologist Tim Cole explaining how to identify venomous snakes.
- Spider vs. Bees Video [00:10:15] — The hosts watch a video of a spider attempting to invade a beehive and getting stung to death by honeybees.
- Daniel’s Fear of Bees [00:11:37] — Daniel explains his irrational fear of bees despite never being stung, comparing it to his skepticism about baby car seats based on a Freakonomics podcast.
- Baby Projectile Vomit Video [00:16:17] — The hosts watch and react to a video of a baby projectile vomiting milk at an animal safari park.
- Daniel’s Perfect Baby Story [00:20:04] — Daniel insists his brother-in-law has a ‘perfect baby’ named Sawyer, then reveals the mother may have been on ecstasy at Burning Man while unknowingly pregnant, causing the hosts to spiral.
- Burning Man Bang Tent Debate [00:33:17] — The hosts debate Daniel’s claims about Burning Man’s ‘orgy dome’ and drug culture, fact-checking California drug laws and Daniel’s secondhand stories.
- Nakia and Adrian Arrive [00:37:29] — Nakia and Adrian Casada join the show to discuss the SIMS Foundation benefit concert, mental health services for musicians, and anxiety attacks.
- Nakia Performs Prince’s ‘Cream’ [00:43:27] — Nakia and Adrian perform a full version of Prince’s ‘Cream’ live in studio as a tribute to the late musician.
- Anxiety and Mental Health Discussion [00:46:47] — Dale and Nakia discuss their experiences with panic attacks, the importance of SIMS and HAM for Austin musicians, and access to mental health care.
- Adrian’s Grammy Win [00:53:12] — Bob reveals Adrian Casada won a Grammy with Grupo Fantasma for Best Latin Rock in 2010, leading to jokes about grammy-winner status.
Recurring Bits
- Animal Cavalcade [00:06:58] — Featured news reports and videos about snakes at an Austin office, a spider versus bees, and a baby vomiting at a safari park.
Guests
- Nakia (musician) [00:37:29] — Promoted the SIMS Foundation benefit concert at Emo’s on December 3rd and performed Prince’s ‘Cream’ live in studio.
- Adrian Casada (musician) [00:37:29] — Musical director for the SIMS Foundation benefit, performed with Nakia. Grammy winner with Grupo Fantasma.
Callers
- unnamed [00:30:14] — Suggested Dale turn off all other mics when using the auto-tune voice effect Dale tried the suggestion on air multiple times with mixed results
Music
- Nakia and Adrian Casada — Performed Prince’s ‘Cream’ live in studio as part of promoting the SIMS Foundation benefit concert
Quotes
I’ve never been stung by a bee but I’m afraid of them, just like babies and car seats.
Daniel Gallo [00:11:41]
I did molly and it saved my marriage. I’m ready to say that on the air.
Dale Dudley [00:32:05]
It’s called Camp Bang Bang, a Burning Man theme camp and community of open-hearted fun lovers.
Bob Fonseca [00:36:47]