Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, February 3, 2017
This Show
Part 1: Blue Laws
Dale discusses his marital fight, shows off the Audi A7 John Boyer brought him to drive, and debates blue laws after a North Dakota story about legislators defending them by saying wives should make husbands breakfast on Sundays. The show also covers Matthew Odom’s scathing Statesman review of Eberly restaurant and rapid-fire fast food news including Hooters promotions and a new Hoots concept.
Segments
- Show Open [00:00:32] — Bob does the extended show open introducing the cast and talking about the show’s features.
- Marriage Fight [00:02:13] — Dale opens talking about having a ‘knock down drag out’ with his wife the night before, referencing his parents’ fights growing up.
- Audi A7 Discussion [00:06:09] — Dale excitedly discusses the Audi A7 that John Boyer from Audi South Austin brought him to test drive, describing its features including adaptive cruise control and 3D heads-up display.
- Dodge Demon Call [00:17:01] — Wade calls in to discuss the Dodge Demon versus Hellcat, leading to banter about cars and Matt’s joke about the Berlinetta.
- Sarah Silverman Treason Discussion [00:23:25] — Dale discusses Sarah Silverman’s tweets calling for military resistance against Trump, debating whether it constitutes treason.
- Yeti Store Coming to Austin [00:25:29] — Discussion of the new Yeti flagship store with a bar opening in South Austin, with confusion about its exact location near Congress Avenue.
- Blue Laws Segment [00:29:30] — Dale plays audio from North Dakota about lawmakers defending blue laws with sexist comments about wives making breakfast, leading to discussion of Texas blue laws history.
- Eberly Restaurant Review [00:39:00] — Dale reads Matthew Odom’s critical Statesman review of Eberly restaurant, which Matt defends since Odom is his friend.
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:43:01] — Rapid-fire coverage of fast food news including Hooters Valentine’s Day promotion, McDonald’s Shamrock Shakes, Dairy Queen brownie blizzard, and new Hoots concept.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:43:01] — Dale rushes through multiple fast food news items including Hooters, McDonald’s, Dairy Queen, and the new Hoots concept
Guests
- Matthew Odom (other) [00:39:00] — Austin Statesman food critic whose review of Eberly is discussed; Matt reveals he’s a personal friend
Callers
- Wade [00:17:01] — Called to correct them about the Dodge Demon not being available yet, distinguish it from the Hellcat Led to back-and-forth banter about cars with Dale, Matt makes joke about Dale driving a Berlinetta that Wade appreciates but others miss
Quotes
Knocked down drag out last night. That’s what my parents used to call it.
Dale Dudley [00:02:41]
We need to start paying attention to atheists and agnostics when it comes to voting.
Dale Dudley [00:30:50]
Critics are always doo-doo salesmen with a mouth full of samples.
Dale Dudley [00:42:03]
Part 2: Kellyanne and Bowling Green
Dale delivers an impassioned warning about Trump’s rollback of financial regulations, urging listeners to watch ‘The Big Short’ and Noam Chomsky’s ‘Requiem for American Dream’ to understand how the system is rigged against ordinary people. The show mocks Kellyanne Conway’s invented ‘Bowling Green Massacre,’ plays clips of Jim Bakker and his wife describing Trump’s hotel as heaven, and features PopCop with celebrity news jokes. A Muslim listener calls to thank Dale for having Imam Islam on the show, and Dale offers his home as a safe haven if things get worse.
Segments
- Opening / Water Thank-Yous [00:00:00] — Dale thanks water donors including Middleton Brewing from San Marcos and mentions upcoming hoodie donor recognition.
- Patton Oswalt vs Trump Supporter [00:01:00] — Dale discusses a Trump supporter who got fired after making cruel comments about Patton Oswalt’s deceased wife on Twitter.
- PopCop [00:04:08] — Matt does PopCop segment with jokes about Beyoncé’s twins, Kim Kardashian’s Paris testimony, Johnny Depp’s spending, Dog the Bounty Hunter, climate scientists and gonorrhea becoming incurable.
- CVS Prescription Nightmare [00:07:36] — Dale rants about bureaucratic nightmare trying to get his Adderall prescription filled at CVS even though CVS is also his insurance company (CVS Caremark).
- The Big Short Warning [00:16:28] — Dale delivers serious warning about Trump removing Dodd-Frank regulations, urging everyone to watch ‘The Big Short’ to understand how bankers will steal from ordinary people again.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger Reply [00:29:36] — Dale plays Trump’s joke about Arnold at the prayer breakfast and Arnold’s perfect comeback suggesting they switch jobs.
- Bowling Green Massacre [00:31:31] — The show mocks Kellyanne Conway’s invented ‘Bowling Green Massacre’ with Twitter jokes and listener reactions to the fabricated event.
- Jim Bakker at Trump Hotel [00:36:06] — Bob requests and Dale plays extended clips of Jim Bakker and his wife describing Trump’s hotel as heaven, binding demons, and claiming radical Muslims were kicked out of the prayer breakfast.
- Pat Robertson on Climate Change [00:40:42] — Dale plays clip of Pat Robertson calling climate scientists religious fundamentalists while contradicting himself about record heat.
- Muslim Caller Thanks Dale [00:44:12] — Umar/Omar calls to thank Dale for having Imam Islam on God Squad years ago; Dale offers his home as sanctuary if things get worse.
- Peephole Problem / Chicago Debate [00:55:47] — News story about peepholes in men’s bathroom stalls at American River College, followed by clip of two pundits arguing about who’s really from Chicago.
- Austin Urology Institute Spot [01:02:45] — Dale and Bob do sponsor read for vasectomies at Austin Urology Institute.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:04:08] — Matt does celebrity news jokes including Beyoncé, Kim Kardashian, Johnny Depp, Dog the Bounty Hunter, and gonorrhea being incurable
Callers
- Andy [00:43:49] — T-shirt idea: ‘I survived Bowling Green massacre’ Dale notes someone already made it on Cafe Press
- Umar/Omar [00:44:12] — Thanking Dale for having Imam Islam on God Squad years ago during current climate of anti-Muslim sentiment Dale offers his home as sanctuary if government goes after Muslims; emotional moment
- Dan [00:45:59] — Pointing out Pat Robertson’s hypocrisy about accepting things on faith vs scientific debate Quick call highlighting the irony
- Brian [00:58:59] — Joking about whether Iron Man and Hulk should have gotten involved in the Bowling Green Massacre Dale and Bob play along with the joke about the fabricated event
Quotes
When they tell you they’re removing regulations for banks, they’re saying we plan on stealing your money again.
Dale Dudley [00:20:08]
There is no such thing as the Bowling Green Massacre.
Dale Dudley [00:32:58]
Come to my house if you need a place to hide. I’m not joking.
Dale Dudley [00:45:04]