Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, February 7, 2017
This Show
Part 1: Political Tests
Dale confronts management about the station airing what he considers propaganda from Rush Limbaugh, expressing moral concerns about misleading content aimed at older listeners. The hosts take the Pew Research Political Typology Quiz together as a group, debating ambiguous questions about government, poverty, immigration, and social issues. The exercise reveals ideological differences within the room and leads to heated discussions about poor people, success, and privilege. Dale also discusses his ongoing problems with a RealtyShares investment that went into default.
Segments
- Show open and Dale’s zit [00:00:09] — Bob does the show open. Dale complains about a painful zit on the tip of his nostril and discusses bathing habits and skin oils.
- Dale’s management confrontation [00:03:17] — Dale reveals he went to station management while hungover to complain about broadcasting Rush Limbaugh, comparing him to Heinrich Himmler for telling people to ignore facts. Management told him to shut up and get out, and his future plans at the station are now uncertain.
- Pew Political Typology Quiz begins [00:08:23] — Dale introduces the Pew Research Center Political Typology Quiz with 20 questions to determine where the show falls on the political spectrum. The hosts begin taking it as a group.
- Jason calls about RealtyShares [00:09:59] — Caller Jason asks for an update on Dale’s RealtyShares investment. Dale confirms it’s in default, the developers declared bankruptcy, and he’s looking for a real estate attorney to send a letter threatening lawsuit.
- Quiz questions continue [00:16:46] — The hosts work through quiz questions on government waste, marriage priorities, corporate power, military strength, and diplomacy with frequent disagreements and debates.
- Hard work and success debate [00:21:27] — Dale and the others clash over whether hard work guarantees success. Dale believes people can succeed if they work hard; the millennials argue success is often determined by outside forces.
- Kenny hangs up [00:34:01] — A listener named Kenny calls to complain or tell them to move on, but hangs up when Dale calls him a ‘dumb poopy head.’
- Quiz results: Solid Liberals [00:41:35] — The show’s combined answers place them as ‘Solid Liberals,’ the farthest left category. Dale individually scored as ‘Next Generation Left.’ Matt argues Dale is actually less sympathetic to poor people despite being liberal on other issues.
- Conservatives and charity debate [00:43:54] — Chuy claims conservatives give more to charity and are more public about it. Dale and others challenge this. The conversation devolves into argument about whether Dale hates poor people.
- Dale defends himself on poverty views [00:45:06] — Dale insists he doesn’t hate poor people but believes many can pull themselves up if they take action instead of complaining. He’s wary of expanding the social safety net before fixing fraud in the system.
Callers
- Jason [00:09:59] — Asking for update on Dale’s RealtyShares investment that went into default Dale confirmed the investment is in default, developers declared bankruptcy, and he’s lost the $5,000. Jason was considering investing himself but backed off after hearing Dale’s experience.
- Kenny [00:34:01] — Complained about the show or told them to move on during the quiz Dale called him a ‘dumb poopy head’ and Kenny hung up. Dale then instructed intern Ben to tell callers like Kenny to ‘kiss our white ass’ if they complain.
Quotes
We’re broadcasting Heinrich Himmler, basically, telling old people to ignore facts.
Dale Dudley [00:03:26]
That is proof that when I touch something, it turns straight to crap.
Dale Dudley [00:12:09]
Kenny, why don’t you move on and listen to something more up your alley, you dumb poopy head.
Dale Dudley [00:34:49]
If you believe in number one, you’re mentally ill. Sorry.
Dale Dudley [00:38:01]
Part 2: Drug Store
Dale recounts a multi-day ordeal trying to get his Adderall prescription filled at CVS pharmacy, involving insurance confusion, multiple phone calls, and escalating frustration. The segment includes Pop Cop celebrity news, discussion of pharmaceutical bureaucracy, and Fast Food Fanatic rankings of frozen pizzas and late-night fast food orders. Dale concludes he can never return to that pharmacy after complaining to corporate.
Segments
- Spring Fling Podcast Announcement [00:00:01] — Dale announces April 19th Spring Fling live podcast, possibly partnering with Moon Tower Comedy Festival. Also mentions 25-year anniversary celebration with Bob upcoming.
- Pop Cop Celebrity News [00:01:07] — Matt delivers Pop Cop segment covering birthdays (Chris Rock, Garth Brooks, Bob Marley), Tom Brady’s stolen jersey, Lady Gaga’s halftime show praise, Angelina Jolie child support, meteor sightings, Hooters Valentine’s promotion, Trump at Mar-a-Lago, and El Chapo jail complaints.
- The Pharmacy Nightmare Begins [00:08:55] — Dale begins lengthy story about trying to fill his Adderall prescription. Doctor sent it electronically on January 26th, but pharmacy says it’s ‘pending’ and needs a form explaining why he needs the medication despite taking it for three years.
- Insurance vs Pharmacy Confusion [00:13:40] — Dale discovers CVS Caremark (insurance) and CVS pharmacy aren’t communicating. Insurance approved the prescription on January 30th, but pharmacy insists they need a separate form. Dale calls both parties multiple times over four days.
- The Breaking Point [00:18:00] — Pharmacy tech tells Dale ‘if you’re just going to talk all over me…’ Dale pauses, then calmly says ‘I think I know where we are now’ and hangs up. Insurance company calls pharmacy and gets it resolved by having them ‘run it again.’
- Aftermath and Apologies [00:23:00] — Dale’s wife picks up prescription and reports one pharmacist apologized profusely while another ‘shot daggers’ at her. Dale also got reprimanded by his psychiatrist’s receptionist for using the emergency line for prescription issues.
- Things That Make You Gag [00:29:00] — Dale attempts phone topic: non-bodily function things that make you gag. Dale can’t serve soft dog food from a can without gagging. Bob is bothered by people eating from grocery carts before paying. Discussion of various gag triggers.
- Callers on Gag Topics [00:34:22] — Stephanie calls about husband who gags on warm/room temperature liquor. Brief discussion of crusty dishes from dishwasher, moldy towels, and garbage smells that trigger gagging.
- Daniel’s Wife Gets Green Card [00:35:09] — Daniel mentions his wife received her green card. Discussion of dual citizenship (U.S. does not formally recognize it). Carissa mentions her sister is engaged to someone from Australia who will need visa to move here.
- Cold Taco Shooting in Houston [00:37:15] — News story about woman who shot her boyfriend after complaining about a cold taco at a Houston food truck. Worker refused to reheat it, she pulled gun, boyfriend tried to calm her down and was shot.
- Genesis Reunion News [00:39:05] — Genesis (Mike Rutherford, Tony Banks, Phil Collins) reuniting but without Peter Gabriel. Discussion of Peter Gabriel vs Phil Collins solo work, Sledgehammer video, and Salisbury Hill.
- Fast Food Fanatic: Perfect Late Night Orders [00:42:03] — List of recommended drunk late-night fast food orders at various chains. McDonald’s (20-piece McNuggets, fries, vanilla cone), Taco Bell (Crunchwrap Supreme), Sonic, Whataburger (taquitos – contested), Wendy’s, Jack in the Box (tacos are the real answer).
- Frozen Pizza Rankings [00:44:05] — Ranking frozen pizzas by how close they taste to delivery. Major arguments ensue. Number 11: Tombstone (Matt’s wife’s favorite, others disagree). Number 7: Totino’s Party Pizza (Daniel protests it doesn’t meet criteria). Number 5: California Pizza Kitchen (Daniel correctly identifies from photo alone). Number 1: DiGiorno.
- Punch Guest List Giveaway [00:59:15] — Matt gives away spots for tonight’s 8pm Punch show featuring Chris Cubis, Raul Sanchez, and Daniel Webb. Must arrive by 7:45pm or holds are released.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:01:07] — Matt delivers celebrity news including birthdays, Tom Brady’s stolen jersey, Lady Gaga Super Bowl praise, and various pop culture updates
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:42:03] — Two segments: perfect late-night drunk food orders at various chains, and ranking frozen pizzas by how close they taste to delivery pizza
- The Sideshow [00:00:01] — Dale announces April 19th Spring Fling live podcast, possibly partnering with Moon Tower Comedy Festival
Callers
- Pete [00:10:36] — Called in briefly, unclear purpose – hung up quickly after saying ‘I’m a whore’ Very brief, confusing call that went nowhere
- Stephanie [00:34:22] — Her husband gags on warm or room temperature liquor, can only drink it chilled Contributed to ‘things that make you gag’ discussion, call ended abruptly when she was asked follow-up question
- Jeff [00:35:19] — Had prescription issue at pharmacy similar to Dale’s – was asked ‘do you have insurance’ while wearing work uniform with company name Validated Dale’s frustration with pharmacy experiences
Quotes
I think I know where we are now, ma’am.
Dale Dudley [00:18:47]
I honestly forgot my mic was even on.
Carissa Jade [00:21:00]
I shouldn’t have to feel like you’re in trouble as an adult.
Dale Dudley [00:25:25]
I call Oreo shake dirty milk.
Daniel Gallo [00:57:00]
Part 3: Sexy Teacher
Dale and the crew discuss Pat Robertson claiming George Soros pays protesters, spend time on a Westlake teacher (Haley Way) charged with improper relationship with two 17-year-old students, run a ‘What Do You Got?’ bit giving away tickets, and rant about Lt. Governor Dan Patrick sending Texas Rangers to find Tom Brady’s stolen jersey and pushing his bathroom bill despite business opposition. Dale makes provocative comments about the teacher case and Patrick’s motivations.
Segments
- Show open and ratings talk [00:00:04] — Dale opens discussing being told to keep quiet about Rush Limbaugh on the AM side, mentions ratings struggles and being reminded he’s ‘just an employee.’
- Cindy Jacobs clip – Christian media taking over [00:01:20] — Dale plays clip of televangelist Cindy Jacobs warning that Christian media revolutionaries will replace liberal networks. Crew mocks her voice and clothing choices.
- Jesse Lee Peterson – new preacher [00:04:48] — Dale mentions new black preacher Jesse Lee Peterson saying there would be fewer murders if there were no black people in America.
- Pat Robertson on protesters being paid [00:05:25] — Pat Robertson clip claiming all protesters are paid by George Soros. Dale rants about Robertson not understanding checks and balances, his tax-free status despite running a political show.
- Haley Way teacher scandal [00:13:52] — Discussion of Westlake teacher Haley Way, 28, charged with improper relationship with two 17-year-old students. Hosts make jokes about whether it’s really a crime, debate age of consent vs. teacher-student relationship laws.
- What Do You Got? ticket giveaway setup [00:22:02] — Crew sets up the bit where callers offer something entertaining (not asking for tickets) to win Kathleen Madigan, Deftones, or Texas Stars tickets.
- What Do You Got begins [00:23:44] — Dale takes calls. Gets a robocall about car warranty and tries to mess with ‘Frankie’ but gets hung up on. Matt calls him a ‘terrible troll.’
- Neely wins Deftones tickets [00:25:49] — Caller Neely offers a kid-friendly air gun with glow-in-the-dark ping pong balls. First caller to understand the barter concept. Wins Deftones tickets.
- Bill the cancer survivor [00:31:45] — Caller Bill claims he had stage four colon cancer but is now cancer-free. Dale questions whether it was really stage four since it didn’t metastasize to major organs. Dale jokes he’s doing ‘stolen valor’ with his cancer stage. Bill wins Kathleen Madigan tickets.
- Final caller wins Stars tickets [00:35:45] — Slow-talking caller mentions he and Bob both had vasectomies from Dr. Shaw. Dale gives him Texas Stars tickets to end the bit.
- Nile Maxwell Ram Truck Month promo [00:36:45] — Matt reads sponsor ad for Ram Truck Month at Nile Maxwell Supercenter, highlighting the Ram Box Cargo Management System.
- KVUE ‘Are We Losing Our Weird?’ report [00:38:28] — Dale plays and mocks a KVUE sweeps piece investigating whether Austin is losing its weird. The report features Terry Gruka talking to business owners about Keep Austin Weird, growth, and closures.
- Dan Patrick and Tom Brady’s jersey [00:54:08] — Dale rants about Lt. Governor Dan Patrick sending Texas Rangers to help find Tom Brady’s stolen Super Bowl jersey, calling it pandering when real crimes are being ignored.
- Dan Patrick bathroom bill push [00:57:12] — News clip of Dan Patrick dismissing business studies showing his bathroom bill would cost Texas $8.5 billion and 100,000 jobs. Dale rails against Patrick’s hypocrisy calling business reports ‘fear-mongering’ while using fear-mongering to push the bill.
Recurring Bits
- What Do You Got [00:22:02] — Ticket giveaway where callers offer something entertaining rather than asking for tickets. Gave away Deftones, Kathleen Madigan, and Texas Stars tickets.
Callers
- Neely [00:25:49] — Offered kid-friendly air gun with glow-in-the-dark ping pong balls for What Do You Got Won Deftones tickets; first caller to understand the barter/trade concept of the bit
- Bill [00:31:45] — Claimed he survived stage four colon cancer Won Kathleen Madigan tickets despite Dale questioning whether it was really stage four since it didn’t spread to major organs; became subject of ‘stolen valor’ cancer jokes
- unnamed [00:35:45] — Mentioned he and Bob both had vasectomies from the same doctor (Dr. Shaw) Won Texas Stars tickets; Dale made fun of his slow talking
- unnamed (multiple) [00:24:00] — Various callers during What Do You Got who didn’t win Several callers didn’t understand the bit, called wrong number, or offered nothing interesting; were hung up on or dismissed
Quotes
I just don’t like the thought that one federal district court judge can issue an injunction against the president
Dale Dudley [00:06:01]
I will take out television preachers. First thing.
Dale Dudley [00:11:21]
I don’t think it’s a different thing for teenage boys.
Dale Dudley [00:19:50]
I think Dan Patrick rubs it out to tranny porn.
Dale Dudley [01:00:00]