Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, February 13, 2017
This Show
- Movie Critiques & Burger King Stories
- Airline Manners & Crazy Christians
- Weed Guys & Politics Update
Part 1: Movie Critiques & Burger King Stories
Dale discusses various movies including Swiss Army Man (which he hated despite Carissa loving it), Lego Batman, and Guardians of the Galaxy 2 which scored a perfect 100 in test screenings. The show spends considerable time discussing Dale’s recent Porsche purchase, with Matt describing an exhilarating test ride that made him feel alive. Dale took his son for a ride with ‘afterburners’ (sport mode) that scared the boy. The segment also covers fast food stories including a cheating boyfriend caught via Burger King Instagram comments, an elderly man slapping a Burger King employee, and a woman caught smuggling 22 pounds of raw animal parts through DFW customs.
Segments
- Show Open and Al Jarreau Tribute [00:00:08] — Show opens with Dale playing Al Jarreau’s ‘Mornin” and discussing the jazz singer’s recent death at 76. The hosts debate whether they went through an Al Jarreau phase.
- Grammys and Music Discussion [00:03:00] — Brief discussion of the Grammys and Al Jarreau’s mention during the broadcast. Dale asks Carissa to watch a documentary with her mom later in the show.
- Matt’s Camping Trip [00:04:12] — Matt discusses his weekend camping trip to Lake Buchanan. Dale mentions not having all the camping gear needed for a family trip.
- Moonlighting Theme Discussion [00:05:42] — The hosts discuss Al Jarreau doing the theme to Moonlighting, the Bruce Willis/Cybil Shepherd TV show, with confusion about what the show was actually about.
- Swiss Army Man Movie Debate [00:08:34] — Dale asks if anyone else sat through Swiss Army Man, calling it ‘the dumbest movie I’ve ever sat through.’ Carissa defends it as her favorite movie of the year that brought her joy and made her cry. Matt is skeptical about Lego movies.
- Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Hype [00:13:04] — Discussion of Guardians 2 scoring a perfect 100 in test screenings, the first movie ever to do so. They watch and discuss the trailer, with Dale noting good trailers don’t show everything.
- Marvel Universe and Superhero Movie Fatigue [00:14:00] — Daniel discusses the Marvel Universe ‘unfolding’ as movies interconnect. Dale mentions sales dropping and Lego Batman potentially outperforming superhero movies.
- Lego Movie Love [00:15:35] — Dale reveals The Lego Movie is one of the best movies ever made, describing taking his family to see it. Carissa admits she can’t watch stop-motion animation as it gives her ‘heebie-jeebies.’
- Prince Music Streaming [00:20:32] — Matt announces Prince’s catalog is now available on all streaming platforms despite his previous opposition, with his estate quickly monetizing after his death.
- Wallace and Gromit/Shaun the Sheep Discussion [00:21:05] — Hosts try to get Carissa to appreciate stop-motion animation through Shaun the Sheep. She finds it slightly less disturbing than rotoscoping but still uncomfortable.
- Caller About Pinetop Perkins Tribute [00:22:51] — Caller Kathy calls about a Pinetop Perkins Music Foundation tribute show at Antone’s on Wednesday and corrects that BJ Thomas originally did Hooked on a Feeling, though Blue Swede’s version is in Guardians.
- Valentine’s Day Sherry’s Berries Ad [00:24:59] — Dale does a live read for Sherry’s Berries, mentioning he hasn’t done anything for his wife yet and may order them himself.
- Porsche Purchase Update and Boss Approval [00:26:04] — Dale updates on his Porsche purchase: his boss saw it and said ‘you worked your ass off, you deserve it,’ relieving Dale’s guilt. However, he discovered damage from running over a rock and had to take it to the shop.
- Perfect Ten Strip Club Discovery [00:27:00] — Dale realizes during his Porsche service visit that Sugar’s strip club became Perfect Ten, showing how long it’s been since he’s been to that area near Highland Mall.
- Two Million Dollar Porsche at Dealership [00:27:56] — Dale describes seeing a $2 million Le Mans-style Porsche at the dealership (the guy’s second one), with a monthly payment of $25,000 if financed. They discuss various high-end Porsches including a Miami Blue 911 for $150,000.
- Steve Jobs Movie Recommendation [00:29:31] — Dale recommends the Steve Jobs movie with Michael Fassbender and Kate Winslet that takes place entirely backstage before product launches.
- Matt’s Epic Test Ride Story [00:30:47] — Matt tells the story of jumping into Dale’s Porsche on Friday after work and getting an exhilarating ride that made him ‘feel alive again.’ He describes the G-force, the sport mode, and how sad he was returning to his 170,000-mile Subaru Forester.
- Son’s Afterburner Experience [00:33:42] — Dale describes taking his son on the toll road with the ‘afterburners’ (sport mode), hitting 80 mph. His son got scared and declined a second ride, saying ‘no, that’s okay.’
- Classic Car Shopping [00:35:17] — They browse classic cars online including a 1962 Chevrolet Impala wagon, an ’82 Chevy truck for Matt, and various vintage vehicles, discussing which would be perfect for different cast members.
- Burger King Cheating Boyfriend Story [00:38:29] — Dale reads a story about a boyfriend caught cheating when he commented on Burger King’s Instagram about taking ‘my girl’ to BK, and his actual girlfriend saw it and called him out, revealing he was with someone else.
- Headlight Washer Incident [00:41:13] — Dale describes accidentally hitting the headlight washer button on his Porsche, shooting soapy water over the dashboard into his face. Matt jokes the car is trying to eradicate him as a middle-class person.
- Burger King Valentine’s Double Straw [00:42:17] — They discuss Burger King’s Valentine’s Day promotion featuring a cup with two holes and two straws for couples to share drinks. Dale mentions his daughter wanting a quesadilla that his local place won’t make.
- Old Man Slaps Burger King Employee [00:43:24] — They watch and discuss video of an elderly man at Burger King saying ‘I’m the boss at my home’ before slapping a young employee open-handed. The hosts debate the employee’s restraint.
- 22 Pounds of Meat Smuggling Story [00:45:19] — Dale reads about customs at DFW Airport finding 22 pounds of illegal raw animal meat including chicken, pig, cow brains, hearts, heads, tongues, and feet in a woman’s luggage returning from Vietnam. The hosts reference Daniel teaching them about Asian food smuggling.
Callers
- Kathy [00:22:51] — Called to announce Pinetop Perkins Music Foundation tribute show at Antone’s Wednesday at 7pm featuring bands like Carole & Wonderland and Peterson Brothers, and to correct that BJ Thomas originally did ‘Hooked on a Feeling’ Dale acknowledged the correction about BJ Thomas vs Blue Swede and thanked her for the show announcement
Music
- Al Jarreau — Played ‘Mornin” in tribute after his death at age 76
- Al Jarreau — Discussed and played his Moonlighting theme song
Quotes
that’s the dumbest movie I’ve ever sat through in my entire life
Dale Dudley [00:09:55]
It brought me joy, it made me cry
Carissa Jade [00:12:10]
Legos to me are something that makes you say the F word in the middle of the night
Dale Dudley [00:16:03]
Dale made me feel alive again
Matt Bearden [00:32:35]
The joy is only when you’re in it. The minute I get out I’m going what have I done
Dale Dudley [00:35:16]
Part 2: Airline Manners & Crazy Christians
Part 2 of the 2017-02-13 show. The cast discusses airline etiquette after a United Airlines pilot had a meltdown on a flight from Austin, ranting about her divorce and politics while not in uniform. Pop Cop delivers Grammy and celebrity news. The crew discusses controversial topics including a brutal obituary from Texas, Pat Robertson’s advice about ‘demonic’ goth teens, Lori Bakker claiming women’s march attendees were abused as children, and a documentary called ‘The Brainwashing of My Dad’ about right-wing media manipulation. Matt promotes his upcoming Valentine’s Day punch show. Dale pushes Carissa to build a website for her jewelry business by end of March.
Segments
- Spring Fling Podcast Promo [00:00:03] — Dale announces their spring fling podcast at Cap City Comedy Club on April 19th before Moon Tower Comedy Festival, warning tickets will sell out.
- Pop Cop – Grammy Recap [00:02:31] — Matt delivers Pop Cop covering the 59th Grammy Awards, James Corden’s fall, Blue Ivy dressed as Prince, 50 Shades Darker reviews, and various celebrity news including the KKK wizard’s death and Little Caesars founder passing.
- United Airlines Pilot Meltdown [00:06:00] — Discussion of a United pilot removed from Austin flight after showing up in street clothes, discussing her divorce, ranting about Trump and Hillary, and making passengers uncomfortable before being removed.
- Brutal Texas Obituary [00:13:00] — Dale reads a viral obituary from Galveston where a family trashed their deceased father Leslie Ray Charping, calling him ‘an enormous tool’ and detailing his criminal history including assault and threatening family members.
- My Fit Foods Closure [00:27:42] — Discussion of Austin-based healthy food chain My Fit Foods abruptly closing all locations, with mention of the founder’s 2015 cocaine arrest possibly contributing to financial problems.
- The Brainwashing of My Dad Documentary [00:28:42] — Dale strongly recommends this Amazon Prime documentary examining how right-wing media (Fox News, talk radio) manipulates viewers, citing Roger Ailes memos and discussing how her father changed from caring to angry through media consumption.
- Pat Robertson’s Goth Daughter Advice [00:36:03] — Audio clip of Pat Robertson telling a parent to ‘bind Satan’ and pray away demonic forces affecting their 14-year-old goth daughter rather than talk to her.
- Lori Bakker on Women’s March [00:38:55] — Clip of Lori Bakker (Pat Baker’s wife) claiming women at the march ‘looked broken’ and asserting most had been molested or abused, with Pat stepping over her repeatedly as she tries to speak.
- Valentine’s Punch Show Promo [00:41:03] — Matt promotes his Valentine’s Day comedy show at Cap City with John Ramsey and Paul Varghese, offering ticket giveaway at 8:19.
- Carissa’s Jewelry Business Discussion [00:45:34] — Dale praises Carissa’s jewelry earrings and pushes her to build a proper website by end of March instead of just using Etsy, threatening to fire her if she doesn’t complete it. Much discussion about e-commerce and SEO follows.
- Corpus Christi Naked Restaurant Incident [00:48:39] — Video segment from Andy Lascano’s ‘People Behaving Badly’ showing a naked man stretching and dancing outside Agave restaurant before being arrested and charged with assaulting an officer.
- Oroville Dam Evacuation [00:52:42] — Brief discussion of 180,000 people being evacuated in Northern California due to Oroville Dam emergency spillway damage and potential collapse.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:02:31] — Matt delivers celebrity and pop culture news following the Grammy Awards
Guests
- Chet Garner (other) [00:08:07] — Mentioned as upcoming Wednesday guest, does Texas road trip/Day Tripper show on PBS
- Mac Blake (comedian) [00:08:14] — Mentioned as upcoming guest, former funniest person winner recording for PBS
- Martha Kelly (comedian) [00:08:33] — Discussed as upcoming guest, former funniest person winner now on Baskets with Zach Galifianakis
- Nicole (Culture Map) (other) [00:06:45] — Scheduled for Tuesday to discuss February culture events, Daniel booked her for 8am without consulting Dale
- John Ramsey (comedian) [00:40:40] — Co-headlining Matt’s Valentine’s Day punch show, former funniest person winner, recently on Conan
- Paul Varghese (comedian) [00:40:59] — Co-headlining Matt’s Valentine’s Day punch show
Quotes
Leslie’s life served no other purpose, possessed no redeeming quality besides quick-witted sarcasm
Dale Dudley [00:16:05]
This is demonic and she needs to be delivered, you’re not going to talk her out of it
Pat Robertson [00:36:42]
Most women like that have been molested, they’ve been abused
Lori Bakker [00:39:04]
Women, they exist in this world
Daniel Gallo [00:57:12]
Part 3: Weed Guys & Politics Update
Dale and Matt discuss politics, marijuana laws, and current events. They analyze John Oliver’s Alex Jones segment and Trump’s connection to InfoWars. The show evolves into an extended discussion about marijuana legalization, delivery services in Oregon, and laws in various states and Amsterdam. The hosts debate where to obtain marijuana legally, with Daniel and Chuy sharing knowledge about Colorado, Vegas, and cannabis culture.
Segments
- Show Opening – Spring Break Talk [00:00:02] — Dale opens discussing Bob’s vacation and upcoming spring breaks. Brief discussion of vacation schedules and South by Southwest.
- Facebook Video – Washing Machine Beat [00:01:00] — Dale plays a Facebook video of someone playing ‘The Devil Went Down to Georgia’ with their off-balance washing machine providing percussion.
- Colin Hay Documentary Discussion [00:05:32] — Dale talks about watching a documentary on Colin Hay (Men at Work) called ‘Waiting for My Real Life.’ He discusses how the film shows Hay’s rise and fall and eventual solo career resurgence.
- Colin Hay Song – Emotional Moment [00:09:02] — Dale plays Colin Hay’s song and tries to make Daniel emotional by having him imagine losing his wife and brother-in-law. The bit evolves into darker comedy.
- Last.ATX Sponsor Read [00:13:08] — Dale does a live read for Last.ATX fat loss treatments, explaining their referral program.
- John Oliver on Alex Jones [00:14:29] — Extended clip from John Oliver’s show discussing Alex Jones, his conspiracy theories, and Trump’s apparent reliance on InfoWars as a news source.
- Dale’s Political Awakening [00:18:03] — Dale reflects on brainwashing, echo chambers, and how he’s changed his media consumption since the Iraq War. Discusses his Friday show on News Radio 590 KLBJ.
- Climate Change Science Call [00:19:00] — Dale recounts a frustrating call from his AM show where an old man challenged his understanding of science and climate change.
- Facebook Political Arguments [00:22:15] — Dale discusses finding a ridiculous post by Ashley Dennison complaining about celebrities insulting Trump. He quotes LBJ’s letter to the Smothers Brothers about the importance of satire.
- Eddie Murphy Raw Discussion [00:25:40] — The hosts debate whether Eddie Murphy’s homophobic material from ‘Raw’ would fly today, and discuss how we now demand everyone have opinions on comedy.
- SNL – Melissa McCarthy as Spicer [00:27:36] — They watch and discuss Melissa McCarthy’s latest Sean Spicer impression on SNL, including the Segway podium bit. Dale defends comedy having no limits.
- Sean Spicer Word Problems Compilation [00:32:50] — They play a compilation of Sean Spicer mangling words during press briefings, similar to old Al Sharpton clips they used to do.
- Michael Flynn Russia Scandal [00:34:48] — Matt explains the Michael Flynn situation – his lies about Russian contacts, his firing, and potential recordings of his conversations. Leah calls to correct them that it’s Flynn, not Kelly.
- AT&T Internet Live Read [00:36:02] — Dale does a live sponsor read for AT&T Internet service.
- Top 10 Cities for Dick Pics [00:38:32] — Dale brings up a Chive article claiming Austin is the top city for sending dick pics. The hosts are skeptical of the methodology.
- Marijuana Delivery in Oregon [00:41:56] — News story about Oregon beginning home delivery of marijuana. Dale wishes he could have this service and discusses someone offering him weed on Facebook.
- The Weed Guys Bit Begins [00:44:52] — Daniel and Chuy become ‘the Austin weed guys’ characters, sharing knowledge about marijuana laws and dispensaries. Extended discussion of Vegas, Colorado, and Amsterdam.
- Amsterdam vs. Colorado Debate [00:52:28] — Dale, Daniel, and Chuy debate the current state of Amsterdam’s drug tourism laws versus American legalization. They look up whether tourists can still visit coffee shops.
- Dr. Dabs Video [00:56:27] — They watch a cannabis culture video featuring ‘Dr. Dabs’ explaining different types of marijuana oils. The hosts mock the stoner culture on display.
- Texas Legalization Pessimism [00:58:35] — The hosts conclude Texas will be one of the last states to legalize marijuana due to rural conservatism and politicians like Dan Patrick.
Callers
- Leah [00:37:07] — Correction that it was Michael Flynn, not John Kelly, involved in the Russia scandal Dale and Matt accepted the correction
Quotes
I feel like the bully’s chasing me again.
Dale Dudley [00:05:37]
It is part of the price of leadership to be the target of clever satirist.
Dale Dudley [00:24:20]
There’s nothing too far in comedy because nobody ever gets hurt.
Dale Dudley [00:25:17]
I value my career. It’d be really hard for me to meet a total stranger for weed.
Dale Dudley [00:42:03]
Talking about you, Dan Patrick, you PLS bigot.
Dale Dudley [00:58:19]