Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, February 27, 2017
This Show
Part 1: Academy Awards & Dead Celebrities
The show opens the day after the 2017 Academy Awards with discussion of the Best Picture envelope mix-up between La La Land and Moonlight. Dale criticizes the war movie Hacksaw Ridge as ‘hacky’ and predictable, sparking debate with Carissa who enjoyed it. The death of actor Bill Paxton dominates conversation, with Bob revealing he has a letter Paxton wrote him in 1986. The cast also discusses Judge Wapner’s death at 97 and plays clips from both celebrities.
Segments
- Show Opening and Oscar Mistake [00:00:01] — Bob opens the show and discusses the Academy Awards Best Picture envelope mix-up where La La Land was initially announced as winner before being corrected to Moonlight.
- Bill Paxton Death Discussion [00:02:57] — The hosts discuss Bill Paxton’s death at 61 from complications following heart surgery. Bob reveals he has a 1986 letter from Paxton about his band Martini Ranch, which he posted online.
- Hacksaw Ridge Movie Debate [00:08:10] — Dale criticizes Hacksaw Ridge as hacky and predictable, while Carissa defends it. They debate the quality of war movies and compare it to classics like Saving Private Ryan and Full Metal Jacket.
- Jail or No Jail – Kim Jong-nam Assassin [00:22:01] — Dale presents a jail or no jail segment featuring the woman who assassinated Kim Jong-un’s half-brother using nerve agent. Discussion of her claim it was a game show prank.
- Bill Paxton Tribute Clips [00:35:29] — The show plays clips from Weird Science featuring Bill Paxton as Chet, with Carissa becoming emotional. Storm chasers created a GPS tribute spelling BP across Oklahoma and Kansas.
- Judge Wapner Tribute [00:41:40] — Discussion and clips honoring Judge Joseph Wapner, who died at 97. The hosts play clips from The People’s Court, the original reality court show.
Recurring Bits
- Jail or No Jail [00:22:01] — Dale presents the case of the woman who assassinated Kim Jong-nam, asking if she should go to jail despite claiming she thought it was a game show prank
Callers
- unnamed [00:38:52] — Agreeing with Dale about Hacksaw Ridge being slow and predictable, specifically calling out Vince Vaughn’s casting Dale agrees the Vince Vaughn casting threw him off too
Quotes
I just don’t care anymore about the Academy Awards
Dale Dudley [00:02:00]
It was hacky and so contrived
Dale Dudley [00:13:03]
This is the only actor I think I’ve ever cried at a death
Carissa Jade [00:35:44]
Part 2: Trashy Videos & JFK Facts
Dale and the crew watch a series of violent and trashy viral videos that were planned for Matt (who is absent). The segment devolves into discussions about Trump’s correspondence dinner absence, his well-done steak with ketchup habit, and JFK/Jackie Kennedy history, which reveals Carissa doesn’t know Kennedy was a Democrat and thought Jackie was a ‘hoarder.’
Segments
- Southside Flying Pizza Receipt Scandal [00:00:04] — Dale discusses two employees fired at Southside Flying Pizza for writing offensive words (pig plus two blurred-out words) on a police officer’s receipt. Dale mocks the idea that APD officers were ‘hurt for 24 hours’ over it.
- Scotty Vest Regret and Body Image [00:08:00] — Dale reveals his tactical Scotty Vest order is arriving despite the show shaming him. He laments seeing himself in profile and worries the vest won’t fit.
- CJ Morgan Social Media Drama [00:12:24] — The hosts discuss CJ Morgan getting upset over social media criticism and not being defended during the tipping discussion. Carissa explains he felt overwhelmed but acknowledges he was being passive-aggressive.
- Trashy Viral Video Marathon [00:20:40] — Dale shows a series of violent and injury videos intended for Matt: student jumping off balcony and breaking ankle, tire hitting pedestrian in Brazil, chair fight in the Bronx, waffle house employee brawl, and the viral Sixth Street girl fight with pepper spray.
- Podcast Live Show Promo [00:38:08] — Dale promotes the Sideshow podcast live at Cap City Comedy on April 19th, kicking off Moon Tower Comedy Festival. 100 tickets sold on day one.
- Trump Skips Correspondents Dinner [00:44:08] — Dale rants about Trump calling media ‘the enemy,’ limiting press access, and announcing he won’t attend the White House Correspondents Dinner—breaking a 35-year tradition.
- Trump’s Well-Done Steak with Ketchup [00:51:13] — The crew is horrified that Trump orders aged steaks well-done and eats them with ketchup. Carissa defends it; Dale and Daniel are appalled.
- Jackie Kennedy and JFK History Lesson [00:55:54] — Carissa asks about the movie ‘Jackie’ and reveals she thought JFK was a Republican and Jackie was a ‘hoarder’ (mishearing ‘boarder’). Bob shares he was in school the day JFK was shot. Dale clarifies Jackie married Aristotle Onassis and died in 1994.
Quotes
The first 24 hours was pretty tough. A lot of officers were very angry.
Dale Dudley [00:02:40]
I’ve heard what people call you when they’re getting arrested.
Dale Dudley [00:07:02]
Fake news people are out of control and we’re going to do something about it.
Dale Dudley [00:45:30]
That’s something about ordering a 30-day aged New York strip and then cooking it well done.
Dale Dudley [00:51:41]
I believe he was a Republican.
Carissa Jade [00:57:51]
Part 3: Baylor Hates Sex & Play-Doh News
Part 3 opens with Dale apologizing for Matt’s absence due to family issues, then the cast educates Carissa on Kennedy history after she reveals gaps in her knowledge about JFK, the Kennedys, and basic political history. The segment shifts to discussion of a transgender Texas wrestler forced to compete against girls despite wanting to wrestle boys, Baylor’s sexual assault scandal and coach Kim Mulkey’s controversial comments, and a Toronto subway altercation. Dale promotes Blue Apron and Reliant Plumbing, gives away Ambrosia concert tickets, and discusses movies including Deepwater Horizon.
Segments
- Matt Out, Carissa’s Jackie Movie Confusion [00:00:00] — Dale opens noting Matt is out for family issues. Carissa discusses watching the Jackie Kennedy movie and reveals confusion about Caroline Kennedy, thinking she might be a Republican or missing part of her brain.
- Kennedy Family History Lesson [00:02:00] — Dale and Bob educate Carissa on the Kennedy family, explaining JFK, Robert Kennedy, Ted Kennedy, Chappaquiddick, Marilyn Monroe affairs, and John John’s death. Carissa reveals shocking gaps in knowledge including not knowing Robert Kennedy was assassinated.
- Transgender Wrestler Story [00:09:36] — Dale discusses Mac Beggs, a transgender boy forced by Texas UIL policy to wrestle girls despite taking testosterone and wanting to compete against boys. The wrestler went undefeated and won state, sparking controversy.
- Blue Apron Sponsor Read [00:16:58] — Dale and Bob discuss Blue Apron meal delivery service, with Bob sharing that he gets it twice a week and gives recipes to neighbors.
- Baylor Women’s Basketball Coach Controversy [00:18:28] — Discussion of Baylor coach Kim Mulkey telling fans to ‘punch people in the face’ if they say they won’t send daughters to Baylor, in context of the school’s sexual assault scandal.
- JFK Caller and Ambrosia Tickets [00:23:15] — Caller reminds them Arnold Schwarzenegger married into the Kennedy family. Dale gives away Ambrosia concert tickets and discusses the band’s evolution from progressive rock to soft rock.
- Play-Doh Coming Back to America [00:31:03] — Discussion of Play-Doh manufacturing returning to the US, five fun facts about the product, and concerns about wheat allergies and ingredients.
- Baylor’s Premarital Sex Policy [00:34:53] — Dale reads Baylor’s policy prohibiting premarital sex, based on ‘biblical understanding.’ Carissa speculates this may be why her parents married young.
- Toronto Subway Etiquette Video [00:39:37] — Dale shows video of woman sitting on young man’s feet on Toronto subway. Initially appears she’s teaching etiquette lesson, but video reveals plenty of empty seats and she may have been drunk or looking for confrontation.
- Vegas Talk and Movie Recommendations [00:48:31] — Bob discusses upcoming Vegas trip. Dale recommends Deepwater Horizon movie and Generation War documentary, discusses Vegas gambling losses.
- Reliant Plumbing Sponsor Read [00:41:10] — Dale struggles through Reliant Plumbing ad because phone number and website weren’t included in copy. Daniel provides the information during the read.
Callers
- Paul (called Carl by Dale) [00:23:31] — Wanted to share Kennedy fact that Arnold Schwarzenegger married into the family via Maria Shriver Brief call, Dale and Bob acknowledged they knew this already
Music
- Ambrosia — Ticket giveaway for May 21st show at 3TEN ACL Live; discussed their musical evolution from progressive rock to soft rock hits like ‘Biggest Part of Me’
Quotes
I’m not as schooled in history as I should be. I will admit that history is not my forte.
Carissa Jade [00:02:52]
What a whore. Marilyn Monroe opened her legs to presidents and presidents’ brothers just for attention.
Carissa Jade [00:07:19]
Dan Patrick needs to read this article because those idiots at the Capitol got nothing better to do.
Dale Dudley [00:12:43]
You can’t have the best school in America and be in Waco.
Dale Dudley [00:21:03]