Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, March 7, 2017
This Show
Part 1: Ceiling is the Roof
Dale Dudley returns from a trip to Vegas and eases back into talking on air. The hosts discuss Bob’s embarrassing on-air mistake reading a story about Austin, Minnesota police instead of Austin, Texas – a ‘teeth whitening moment’ callback to Dale’s past gaffe. The show covers drone videos, Michael Jordan’s confusing ‘ceiling is the roof’ speech, and teases Dale’s successful ‘$20 trick’ story from Vegas. Carissa discusses her personal growth and living habits.
Segments
- Dale returns, tries to talk again [00:00:02] — Dale struggles to find his radio voice after being off. Amanda spotted Daniel Gallo near the airport at a Wells Fargo.
- Bob’s photo shoot business [00:01:41] — Bob reveals he held a photo shoot at his house with Carissa, Matt and families for his new photography business ‘Shotglass,’ testing lighting setups.
- Robert Osborne death check-in [00:04:00] — Dale checks if Carissa is okay after Turner Classic Movies host Robert Osborne died, recalling how 20 people contacted her when Bill Paxton died.
- Bob’s teeth whitening moment [00:10:00] — Bob explains his embarrassing mistake: he read a story about Austin, Minnesota police raises thinking it was Austin, Texas, only caught when Matt questioned the unfamiliar names and low salary figures.
- Adulting classes and domestic habits [00:15:00] — Discussion of adulting classes leads to debate about folding fitted sheets, Feng Shui, and Carissa admitting she told her partner her messiness wouldn’t change.
- Dog poop and home improvements [00:19:00] — Dale describes returning home to find dog poop and pee everywhere. Discussion of whether Ashton Woods builder would have used different flooring if they’d known about the dogs.
- Texas Republic boundary marker [00:21:40] — Dale shares story about the last surviving Republic of Texas boundary marker on the Texas-Louisiana line near Deadwood, Texas.
- Deepwater Horizon movie discussion [00:24:00] — Dale asks Bob about the Deepwater Horizon movie, noting how complicated the oil rig operations were and John Malkovich’s over-the-top Louisiana accent.
- Drone Corner – woman shooting at drone [00:27:00] — Video of woman throwing rocks then getting a pistol to shoot at a drone hovering near her house. Also features helicopter video with rotors appearing stationary due to matched shutter speed.
- Michael Jordan’s ‘ceiling is the roof’ speech [00:29:54] — The hosts play and mock Michael Jordan’s confusing halftime speech at UNC where he says ‘the ceiling is the roof’ while announcing his Jordan brand will outfit the football team.
- Punch comedy show promo and special guest tease [00:31:39] — Matt promotes his April 19th Punch show at Cap City Comedy, nearly sold out. They confirm a special guest they’re not announcing yet.
- Vegas $20 trick tease [00:33:01] — Dale teases his Vegas ‘$20 trick’ story involving his radio card and alcohol on the plane, asking for time to tell it properly before the others jump in.
Recurring Bits
- Drone Corner [00:27:00] — Featured woman attempting to shoot down a drone with rocks and pistol, plus helicopter video with stationary-looking rotors
Text Line
- [00:12:54] Someone texted Bob during the show, content not specified — read by Bob Fonseca Bob acknowledged getting a text but did not read it aloud
Quotes
Welcome to my world
Dale Dudley [00:10:44]
If you want to live with me, that’s just part of me
Carissa Jade [00:18:24]
The ceiling is the roof
Michael Jordan [00:30:47]
I would want the Air Force to be higher than my roof at all times
Matt Bearden [00:31:15]
Part 2: Meltdown
Dale Dudley shares his Vegas trip stories, detailing his success with the ‘$20 trick’ (actually $100) that got him upgraded to a luxury suite at the Vdara. He recounts spending $150 on the ‘Minus Five’ ice bar experience, playing in a poker tournament at the Bellagio where he placed 7th, and having an emotional meltdown on Saturday night when he realized he was alone in his hotel room drinking Fireball while everyone else (including the husbands who unexpectedly showed up) were out having dinner before the Backstreet Boys concert. The segment includes extensive discussion of his drunken text exchange with his wife Amanda where he complained about being left out, and Matt promotes his Punch Comedy show at Cap City.
Segments
- Pop Cop [00:01:13] — Matt does the Pop Cop segment with celebrity news jokes, including stories about a Florida man pretending to be Nickelback’s drummer, The Who’s farewell tour, Pope Francis on social media, and a man arrested for relations with a chain link fence in Austin.
- Pop Cop reactions [00:06:04] — The hosts discuss Pop Cop’s jokes, with Dale complaining about the bed music playing simultaneously with the Pop Cop theme.
- Depeche Mode ticket giveaway [00:06:17] — Dale sets up a text-to-win contest for Depeche Mode tickets at Austin360 Amphitheater on September 20th, with listeners texting the word ‘silence’ to win.
- Vegas trip begins – The $100 trick [00:07:22] — Dale starts his Vegas story, explaining how he tried the ‘$20 trick’ (actually $100) at check-in at the Vdara hotel, nervously telling desk clerk Kyle he does a radio show in Texas and asking about upgrades.
- Beatles Love show [00:12:00] — Dale discusses seeing the Beatles Love Cirque du Soleil show, talking his group into it over the Michael Jackson show, and teasing his wife about her claim to hate the Beatles (really just Paul McCartney solo).
- The $100 trick payoff [00:14:27] — Dale describes how Kyle at the Vdara upgraded him to a corner suite on the 53rd floor with 180-degree views, full kitchen, washer/dryer, and complimentary champagne and strawberries – all for $100.
- Suite reveal [00:24:52] — Dale describes the luxury suite in detail: dining area, powder room, full kitchen, stacked washer/dryer, office area, bedroom, giant tub, and motorized blackout shades revealing panoramic strip views.
- Minus Five ice bar disaster [00:33:47] — Dale explains the ‘dumbest money we spent’ – his wife bought the VIP package ($75/person) for the Minus Five ice bar, where they wore parkas and Russian hats to drink overpriced cocktails from ice glasses in a freezing room, desperate to leave immediately.
- Poker tournament [00:38:58] — Dale recounts entering a $200 poker tournament at the Bellagio, finishing 7th out of 32 players (two spots away from the money), including having four aces and folding pocket kings that would have won him the tournament.
- The saddest night of all [00:44:28] — Dale’s emotional breaking point: alone in his hotel room drinking Fireball on Saturday night while his wife went to the Backstreet Boys concert, discovering via text that all the husbands showed up for dinner and he was the only one left out.
- The drunken text meltdown [00:46:58] — Dale reads aloud his increasingly pathetic text exchange with Amanda, fueled by Fireball, complaining ‘nobody wanted me on this trip,’ ‘I can’t make them like me,’ and ‘I’m too old to hang out with them’ while she’s at the Backstreet Boys show.
- Vegas wrap-up and regrets [00:53:47] — Dale summarizes his trip: ate expensive food, froze at the ice bar, went to bed at 9pm sad, woke up passive-aggressively slamming things, and squandered a whole night of his trip feeling sorry for himself.
- Punch Comedy promo [00:58:04] — Matt promotes his Tuesday night Punch Comedy show at Cap City at 8pm, offering to put callers on the guest list, joking that for $75 they can drink in the walk-in freezer.
- Dale’s mood crash [00:59:30] — Dale suddenly turns negative, claiming his Vegas stories weren’t good, that he wasted prep time, and insisting Doug ‘No-Neck’ is on the line to argue with him about being excluded.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:01:13] — Matt delivers celebrity news jokes as Pop Cop, including stories about Nickelback’s drummer impersonator, The Who’s farewell tour, Pope Francis on social media, and an Austin man arrested for relations with a chain link fence
Text Line
- [00:59:33] Multiple texts and tweets coming in telling people to go hug Dale after his sad Vegas story — read by Bob Fonseca Bob mentions the outpouring of sympathy from listeners reacting to Dale’s emotional meltdown story
Quotes
That’s Paul McCartney solo
Dale Dudley [00:14:00]
I do a radio show in Texas. I’m nervous about the $20 trick
Dale Dudley [00:19:12]
Why would you pay money to be cold?
Dale Dudley [00:34:06]
Nobody wanted me on this trip
Dale Dudley [00:47:08]
I can’t make them like me
Dale Dudley [00:48:56]
I think I’m too old to hang out with them
Dale Dudley [00:51:24]
Who goes to Vegas to cry?
Matt Bearden [00:56:08]
Part 3: Butterhalf
The show covers Dale’s Vegas trip, where he felt excluded by friends Doug and Jamie who went golfing without inviting him. The hosts discuss Fast Food Fanatic topics including 3D printed pizza, IHOP’s free pancake day, and McDonald’s ice cream machine issues. Local Austin news includes vandalism of the ‘I Love You So Much’ mural, and the show features discussion of Richard Simmons’ mysterious disappearance and new TSA pat-down procedures.
Segments
- Vegas Trip Aftermath [00:00:02] — Dale discusses feeling excluded during his Vegas trip with Doug, Jamie and their wives. He notes lack of communication on Friday and not being invited to Jamie’s birthday dinner.
- Fast Food Fanatic Segment [00:07:57] — The hosts discuss various fast food news including 3D printed pizza robot, donut hole origins, cheese being potentially addictive, and IHOP’s free pancake day.
- Arby’s Chicago Beef Sandwich [00:18:03] — Discussion of Daniel ordering the wrong sandwich at Arby’s and Dale’s Italian grinder from another restaurant.
- McDonald’s Ice Cream Machines [00:20:03] — McDonald’s promises to fix their notorious broken ice cream machine problem with new equipment and procedures.
- Woman Stabs Father [00:28:13] — News story about Virginia Uten who stabbed her father, bit her grandmother, and walked through I-35 traffic with her toddler in Bell County.
- North Carolina Decapitation [00:29:13] — Disturbing news story about a teenager who allegedly decapitated a woman and came out holding the head when police arrived.
- I Love You So Much Mural Vandalized [00:32:03] — The iconic South Congress mural at Joe’s Coffee was spray-painted with an expletive about Austin. Discussion of the ‘Butter Half’ mural on the east side.
- Red Robin Waitress Story [00:36:03] — News piece about a waitress with tattoos and piercings whose customer requested a different server, and her coworkers’ solidarity response.
- Man Trying to Get to Work [00:41:03] — Viral video of a man in Los Angeles whose girlfriend (apparently on drugs) won’t let him leave for work, physically blocking his truck.
- Trump Supporter Confrontation [00:47:03] — Video of a Trump supporter having a screaming confrontation with protesters in Oregon, going ‘guttural’ during the argument.
- New TSA Pat-Down Procedures [00:49:03] — TSA implementing more invasive pat-down procedures that will include ‘sensitive areas,’ prompting warnings to local police about potential complaints.
- Missing Richard Simmons Podcast [00:51:03] — Discussion of the popular podcast about Richard Simmons’ disappearance after over 1,000 days out of public view, with theories about his housekeeper keeping him captive.
- Ben Carson Immigrant Comments [00:55:03] — HUD Secretary Ben Carson called slaves ‘immigrants’ who came in slave ships with dreams, prompting Samuel L. Jackson to call him out on Twitter.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:07:57] — Matt covers various fast food news including 3D pizza printer, donut origins, cheese addiction, IHOP free pancakes, McDonald’s ice cream machines, and Peeps Oreos
Callers
- Doug (no neck) (Vegas trip companion) (regular) [00:00:42] — Called to discuss the Vegas trip with Dale, Jamie and their wives Extended discussion about not inviting Dale to golf at Topgolf or to Jamie’s birthday dinner, making Dale feel excluded. Doug explained the women made the plans.
Text Line
- [00:37:42] Chris Kane asked if there were any good Vegas stories or just doom and gloom — read by Dale Dudley Dale acknowledged the question but continued with other content, noting the show had been Vegas-heavy
Quotes
Is it because you and Jamie are in the new millionaires club?
Bob Fonseca [00:06:32]
Just be tripping to be butterflies. Just dead right now.
Bob Fonseca [00:10:56]
Going to Topgolf in Vegas is like the Mopac experience.
Matt Bearden [00:14:32]
Graffiti some people started making graffiti cute. Now it’s become sacred.
Bob Fonseca [00:34:18]
You have a crazy person in the White House. He’s an unstable human being.
Dale Dudley [00:47:51]