Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Thursday, March 30, 2017
This Show
Part 1: Cops Pulling Over Cops
The show opens with Dale in a scattered, politically-charged mood after doing overnight show prep. He launches into rants about Texas state lawmakers, fetal tissue burial laws, and Trump. The hosts debate a viral video of a police assistant chief pulled over for speeding and let go by a patrol officer — Dale defends the professional courtesy, while Chuy (via text) pushes back. Carissa accidentally responds to a live commercial, leading to confusion about ‘net worth.’ Dale shares a dream about his late dog Eddie, and the show wraps with Animal Cavalcade segments on rabid bats, a pony with prosthetics, and a crocodile attacking a man.
Segments
- Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Station promo for moving the podcast to a new home on iTunes.
- Show Open [00:00:40] — Extended intro with cast introductions and Dale venting about politics and doing two shows.
- Neighborhood Issues [00:02:01] — Bob talks about a woman screaming in his neighborhood at 2 a.m.; Dale discusses dealing with someone exhibiting mental illness near his family.
- Political Rant [00:10:41] — Dale unleashes on state lawmakers, fetal tissue burial law, hypocrisy of anti-abortion legislators, and a GOP senator caught with an underage boy.
- Cops Pulling Over Cops Debate [00:14:36] — Dale defends an assistant police chief being let off after going 92 in a 65; Chuy texts in disagreement. A caller (Mark) provides more details.
- Carissa Responds to Live Commercial [00:23:05] — Carissa accidentally interjects during Matt’s live ad, sparking an argument about paying attention and her employment near-misses.
- Net Worth Confusion [00:28:32] — Dale tries to explain ‘net worth’ to Carissa, who struggles with the concept. Bob jokes about her being a valuable asset to creditors.
- Wormhole Setup for Tomorrow [00:33:00] — Dale announces tomorrow’s Wormhole topic: songs that creeped you out or bothered you as a kid.
- Blue Apron Live Read [00:34:00] — Dale delivers a Blue Apron commercial.
- Vantablack Material [00:35:15] — Dale discusses Vantablack, a super-black material that absorbs 99.999% of light, and jokes about blackface implications for sunblock use.
- Crayola Retiring a Color [00:39:28] — Discussion of Crayola retiring a color from the 24-count box for the first time, likely yellow-green.
- Animal Cavalcade – Dale’s Dog Dream [00:41:00] — Dale shares an emotional dream about his late Jack Russell terrier, Eddie, complete with sensory detail.
- Animal Cavalcade – Various Stories [00:42:46] — Debbie the cockatoo dies; rabid bats and skunks in the Austin area; a pony with prosthetic legs; a turtle playing ball; spiders could eat all humans; crocodile attack video.
Recurring Bits
- Animal Cavalcade [00:40:51] — Dale covers multiple animal stories including Debbie the cockatoo, rabid bats, a pony with prosthetics, a turtle playing ball, spider facts, and a crocodile attack video.
Callers
- Mark [00:19:42] — Cops pulling over cops – provided details that the assistant chief was doing 97 in a 60 on Mopac Dale acknowledged the details but still defended the professional courtesy; Mark got hung up on or the call ended naturally
Text Line
- [00:16:20] Chuy texted Dale about the cops-pulling-over-cops story, apparently still upset about Dale’s defense of the assistant chief being let go — read by Bob Fonseca Bob noted Chuy was ‘still hot about this thing’ and apologized for saying Chuy hates the police
Quotes
You scumbags, each and every one of you. You’re not even talking about Washington.
Dale Dudley [00:08:56]
Nobody loves the Bible more than I do. Nobody builds walls better than me.
Dale Dudley [00:11:56]
I feel bad that Johnny Cash died before the super black was invented.
Bob Fonseca [00:37:56]
Part 2: Unfinished
Dale announces another delay in the Mopac construction project, mocking City Hall’s handling of the situation. The hosts do impressions of Mayor Adler making excuses. They discuss their upcoming ‘Journalistic Integrity Tournament’ brackets for local TV reporters, announcing they’ll do a men’s bracket this year alongside the women’s after being called sexist. Dale repeatedly uses language Matt has to edit out while discussing which male reporters are most attractive.
Segments
- Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — An announcement about the show moving to a new iTunes feed, with the old feed ending May 1st.
- Christopher Cross Discussion [00:00:33] — Dale briefly discusses Christopher Cross, his voice versus his appearance, and mentions trying to get him on the show. Notes he plays at One World Theater.
- One World Theater Cult Documentary [00:01:03] — Dale recommends a documentary about the cult that moved to Austin and created One World Theater as a venue for their leader’s dance performances.
- Mopac Construction Delay Announcement [00:01:24] — Dale announces yet another pushback on the Mopac completion date. Mayor Adler doesn’t even believe the new timeline will be met.
- City Hall Should Admit the Truth [00:01:55] — Bob argues that someone from City Hall should just admit everyone knew the 18-month timeline was never realistic.
- Mayor Adler Impressions [00:02:18] — The hosts do impressions of Mayor Adler making excuses and leading ridiculous chants about getting Mopac done.
- Construction Company Issues [00:03:10] — Discussion of how one company was paid five million dollars and then fired, with the project handed off to another company.
- News Report on Mopac with Drone Footage [00:03:15] — Hosts play a local news report about drone footage being used to monitor Mopac construction progress.
- Journalistic Integrity Tournament Announcement [00:03:38] — Dale announces they’ll do both male and female reporter brackets this year for their annual tournament, responding to being called sexist. Discusses which male reporters are most attractive, with Walt Maciborski as his pick.
Recurring Bits
- Journalistic Integrity Bracket / Tournament [00:03:38] — Dale announces they’re doing both male and female reporter brackets this year after being called sexist. Discusses candidates including Walt Maciborski, Tony Parker, and a new reporter at KEYE.
Music
- Christopher Cross — Song ‘Ride Like the Wind’ played, discussed briefly
Quotes
You knew when we said we’d have it done in 18 months. You knew.
Bob Fonseca [00:02:05]
Remember, there are TV stations that have blackballed us. Just remember that.
Dale Dudley [00:03:51]
Part 3: Huffington Puffington Post
This segment covers a wide range of topics starting with an F1/Circuit of the Americas ticket discussion and booking announcement for Justin Timberlake. The conversation then shifts to a religious segment the hosts call ‘mini God Squad,’ where Dale critiques evangelical preachers including Lance Wallnau’s clarification about an ‘anointed cake’ curing homosexuality and Pat Robertson’s claims about MS being caused by demons. The hosts debate Trump, religion, hypocrisy, and the integration of church and politics. Brief diversions include TSA security complaints, salt therapy caves, and AARP membership.
Segments
- Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Station promo announcing the show is moving to a new iTunes feed, with the old feed shutting down by May 1st.
- F1 Justin Timberlake Booking [00:00:35] — Dale discusses getting scooped on the JT/Bruno Mars F1 announcement due to embargo timing, debates with social media complainers about booking pop acts.
- Sherilyn Call – COTA Giveaway [00:04:59] — Dale calls Sherilyn from F1 to arrange a hospitality suite giveaway for Justin Timberlake concert, jokes about getting stabbed in the back over timing.
- Carissa Danced with NSYNC [00:09:08] — Carissa reveals she danced with Justin Timberlake and other NSYNC members in high school when she was thinner, leads to jokes about her weight history.
- Secret Paramount Show Discussion [00:14:26] — Dale expresses paranoia about Amanda working on a secret August 12th anniversary concert at the Paramount, Bob discusses meeting protocols.
- Mini God Squad – Anointed Cake [00:17:47] — Dale plays audio of Lance Wallnau clarifying his comments about an anointed cake curing homosexuality, mocking his explanation that it was actually baptism, not cake, that did the healing.
- Preacher Praying to Stop White House Leaks [00:22:34] — Audio of preacher Martin Gonzalez praying with a gavel to stop leaks from the Trump White House, declaring war on ‘fake news’ media.
- Pat Robertson on Trump and Sharia Law [00:29:54] — Pat Robertson audio clip defending Trump’s travel ban, claiming he’s fighting against a Muslim caliphate takeover and that God gave America Trump to save it.
- Pat Robertson – MS is Demonic [00:39:56] — Pat Robertson tells a woman with MS that the disease has a spiritual component, is ‘like a demonic’ force that must be cast out, and that he’s seen wheelchair-bound people healed.
- TSA Laptop Search Debate [00:45:58] — Bob discusses the viral TSA video of a child being searched, pointing out the mother left out that her kid forgot to remove his laptop from his bag.
- Austin Salt Cave Discussion [00:49:02] — Dale wants to try halotherapy at Austin Salt Cave after they sent water, discusses salt cooking tiles and various alternative therapies.
Recurring Bits
- God Squad [00:17:47] — Dale does a ‘mini God Squad’ segment critiquing evangelical preachers including Lance Wallnau and Pat Robertson, discussing religious hypocrisy and Trump support
Guests
- Sherilyn (other) [00:04:59] — Director at Circuit of the Americas, called in to arrange Justin Timberlake concert ticket giveaway for F1 race weekend
Callers
- Sherilyn (Austin (F1/COTA)) (regular) [00:04:59] — Circuit of the Americas hospitality suite giveaway for Justin Timberlake concert Agreed to provide two tickets to hospitality suite plus track access for a listener giveaway the next day
Quotes
You watch movies about witches reading spells. It’s the same thing.
Dale Dudley [00:19:24]
Tomorrow’s outrage: ex-gay guy ends up getting delivered by water baptism.
Lance Wallnau [00:20:50]
Jesus was an absolute abject liberal.
Matt Bearden [00:21:01]
Jesus is white, I’m right, and the problem is other people.
Dale Dudley [00:32:05]
I rebuke thee and cast the demons out all over the keyboard.
Dale Dudley [00:42:48]
Part 4: Barbecue
The crew discusses Southern Living Magazine’s controversial barbecue rankings, which placed Salt Lick above Franklin’s BBQ. Dale rants about GOP lawmakers, particularly Oklahoma state senator Ralph Shorty who resigned after being caught in a hotel room with a 17-year-old boy solicited for sex. The show also covers Central Texas representatives voting to repeal internet privacy rules, allowing ISPs to sell users’ personal information including social security numbers and banking data. Only Lloyd Doggett opposed the repeal.
Segments
- Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Station announcement about the show moving to a new iTunes feed, with the old one shutting down May 1st.
- David Blaine Ticket Giveaway [00:00:29] — Dale announces David Blaine tickets for a July 18th show at ACL Live, making fun of Matt’s ‘Eighth Bake’ Facebook gaffe.
- Recording Mistakes Discussion [00:01:51] — The hosts joke about on-air slip-ups and how long it takes them to record promos after the show when they are tired.
- Magicians Debate [00:02:42] — Matt declares he only dislikes two magicians: Criss Angel and David Blaine. Dale then tests him on other magicians including Doug Henning, Lance Burton, and Harry Anderson.
- Barbecue Rankings Controversy [00:06:35] — Dale discusses Southern Living Magazine’s list of top 10 barbecue joints in the country, which controversially placed Salt Lick above Franklin’s BBQ in Austin.
- Oklahoma Senator Sex Scandal [00:16:20] — Dale covers Oklahoma GOP state senator Ralph Shorty’s resignation after being caught in a hotel room with a 17-year-old boy he solicited for sex via messaging app, complete with news report audio.
- Internet Privacy Vote [00:20:32] — Dale rails against Central Texas representatives who voted to repeal FCC privacy rules, allowing internet service providers to sell users’ personal information including social security numbers and banking data. Only Lloyd Doggett opposed it.
Quotes
No human being has ever had magical powers, Daniel.
Dale Dudley [00:05:30]
You no longer can do anything on your computer or your phone that the internet service provider can’t capture.
Dale Dudley [00:22:17]
They’re not up there to represent you, they’re up there to represent the corporations.
Dale Dudley [00:22:43]
Part 5: Wife Talk
Dale and the crew discuss politics, internet privacy, marijuana legalization, and synthetic THC, with Dale’s wife Amanda present in-studio. The conversation devolves into Dale sharing embarrassing stories about Amanda’s sexual past, including encounters before they met, which made him jealous. The segment includes listener calls about faith and marijuana busts, and ends with more personal anecdotes about Dale’s dating history and trips.
Segments
- Podcast migration announcement [00:00:00] — The show announces they are moving to a new home on iTunes and the old feed will be gone by May 1st.
- Anniversary and internet privacy discussion [00:00:29] — Dale celebrates 25 years on air (in their 26th year) and discusses internet privacy legislation that allows ISPs to sell user data.
- Transsexual porn tangent [00:03:11] — The crew jokes about internet privacy concerns affecting their porn viewing habits, with Dale admitting his preference for older woman/younger woman scenarios.
- Amanda on her phone [00:05:46] — Matt questions Dale about his wife being on her phone during the show, referencing past incidents where Dale got upset about family members being around during broadcasts.
- Orange Theory Fitness discussion [00:06:32] — Dale shows off Amanda’s body transformation from Orange Theory Fitness workouts, with Matt offering to go work out with her.
- Marijuana legalization in Canada [00:08:14] — The crew discusses Canada legalizing recreational marijuana by July 2018 and Daniel’s father-in-law’s property being ruined by a grow operation.
- Synthetic THC and DEA hypocrisy [00:17:47] — Dale rants about the DEA approving synthetic marijuana (Syndros) as schedule 2 while keeping natural marijuana as schedule 1, and the company behind it funding anti-legalization campaigns.
- Faith and marijuana caller [00:25:30] — Brian calls to say he’s a Christian who smokes weed, praising the show for getting people thinking despite not going to church or reading the Bible.
- The ‘slut wife’ incident [00:28:45] — Dale accidentally (or not) calls Amanda his ‘slut wife’ on air, leading to an argument about whether he said it and what he meant.
- Shakespeare’s bar story [00:33:08] — Dale shares his jealousy over Amanda telling him she had sex with a manager at Shakespeare’s bar on a table, and later seeing that man at ACL Fest.
- Dale’s dating MO [00:37:08] — Amanda reveals Dale’s pattern of taking girls on expensive trips to try to win them back after breakups, including a cruise with a sick girlfriend.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:39:34] — Dale mentions Amanda is not staying for the Sideshow podcast
Guests
- Amanda (Dale’s wife) (other) [00:05:46] — In studio for the segment, brought Dale breakfast, discussed her Orange Theory workouts and became subject of embarrassing stories
Callers
- Patrick [00:01:05] — Internet privacy legislation and the FCC being prohibited from enforcing it Dale agreed with his points about the legislation effectively prohibiting the FCC from ever passing that kind of regulation again
- Brian [00:25:30] — Being a Christian who smokes weed and praising the show Led to discussion about faith, AA, and Dale’s personal philosophy about his family being his ‘higher power’
Quotes
Facts do not matter at all, it’s just whatever suits my particular bias illusion
Dale Dudley [00:02:11]
We shouldn’t try to prove ourselves right, we should read and study to try to prove ourselves wrong
Dale Dudley [00:27:01]
I have this love, my higher power is the love of my children and my… wife
Dale Dudley [00:28:15]