Dudley and Bob
Dudley and Bob

Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, April 3, 2017

This Show

Part 1: Flat Earthers

Dale begins the show discussing World War II documentaries, his Schindler’s List viewing, and household appliance issues. The cast discusses a mysterious YouTube personality named Poppy who creates odd videos, then debates Hawaiian islands and their rules. The conversation devolves into an extended argument between Dale and Carissa about whether residents of Niihau island can return home after leaving, with both sides stubbornly defending their positions based on different sources.

Segments

  • Show open and introductions [00:00:21] — Standard show opening with cast introductions including Dale, Bob, Matt, Daniel, Carissa, and CJ Morgan.
  • Opening theme music discussion [00:01:31] — The cast listens to their opening theme music and discusses the classic rock elements, identifying Pink Floyd, The Who, Steve Miller Band, and Led Zeppelin.
  • Apple Music and symphonic rock [00:02:10] — Dale talks about trying to find new music via Apple Music but struggling with auto-tuned modern music and symphonic rock versions of classic songs like Peter Gabriel’s ‘In Your Eyes’.
  • Schindler’s List viewing [00:03:45] — Dale discusses watching Schindler’s List for the first time in 20 years and having nightmares. He jokes about making a drinking game out of it.
  • Five Came Home Netflix documentary [00:05:00] — Dale recommends a new Netflix documentary about five Hollywood directors who served in World War II and how it changed their filmmaking. Bob shows interest in watching it.
  • Contract negotiations and weird dreams [00:07:16] — Dale mentions reviewing his contract proposal and finding many changes despite being told nothing changed. He discusses having anxiety dreams about missing work.
  • Carissa’s shoulder and medical issues [00:08:44] — The cast discusses Carissa’s ongoing mystery rash/skin condition. She’s been to multiple doctors with no relief, only Benadryl helps her sleep.
  • Dale’s household maintenance issues [00:13:00] — Dale discusses needing an appliance repair person for a tenant’s dishwasher, a fallen oak tree, a washer with mildew smell, and a Samsung refrigerator ice maker that freezes.
  • Poppy YouTube videos [00:16:44] — Daniel introduces the cast to Poppy, a strange YouTube personality who does bizarre, creepy videos. The hosts watch several clips and are both confused and fascinated.
  • Cancer research: mostly bad luck [00:22:01] — Dale reads a story about Johns Hopkins research showing 66% of cancerous mutations are random bad luck, 29% are preventable, and only 5% are genetic.
  • North Sentinel Island – the world’s most dangerous island [00:28:53] — Dale introduces video about North Sentinel Island in India, home to an isolated tribe that kills visitors. The island has been banned to tourists since 2006 after tribesmen murdered two fishermen.
  • Brian Ferry worship [00:37:30] — Bob mentions there’s a tribe in Africa that worships Brian Ferry of Roxy Music as a god.
  • Arthur Kane documentary recommendation [00:38:00] — Dale recommends a 2005 documentary about the bass player from the New York Dolls who became a Mormon and worked at a Mormon museum before reuniting with the band.
  • Niihau island argument [00:39:12] — Extended debate between Dale and Carissa about whether people can return to the Hawaiian island of Niihau after leaving. Dale insists it’s been loosened up since 1987, while Carissa claims residents cannot return based on a podcast she heard.

Quotes

Who makes a drinking game of Schindler’s List?

Dale Dudley [00:04:17]

We can’t do every day about rashes.

Dale Dudley [00:16:00]

I bring in stuff that’s factual and people start yelling at me.

Dale Dudley [00:32:52]

Part 1: The Ni’ihauu Mystery (2)

The hosts discuss various topics in a rambling, conversational show open: Dale’s insomnia from watching Schindler’s List, a Netflix documentary about WWII filmmakers, contract negotiations, and household appliance problems. A lengthy debate erupts between Dale and Carissa about Ni’ihau, a private Hawaiian island, with Dale insisting the rules have loosened while Carissa claims residents can’t return if they leave. The segment also features Dale showing the crew bizarre YouTube videos by ‘Poppy’ and discussing the world’s most dangerous island in India where an isolated tribe kills visitors.

Segments

  • Show open and weekend recap [00:00:21] — Standard show introduction followed by Dale discussing his bad night of sleep after watching Schindler’s List and having weird work-related anxiety dreams.
  • Netflix WWII documentary recommendation [00:05:14] — Dale recommends ‘Five Came Home,’ a Netflix documentary about Hollywood directors who filmed World War II and how it changed their careers afterward.
  • Contract drama and shoulder problems [00:08:12] — Dale mentions receiving his contract renewal with extensive changes despite being told nothing changed. Brief discussion of various physical ailments affecting Dale and Carissa.
  • Carissa’s medical mystery [00:09:00] — Extended discussion of Carissa’s undiagnosed rash/skin condition. She’s been to multiple doctors with no relief, only told to wait a week for allergy testing without taking Benadryl.
  • Dale’s landlord and appliance problems [00:12:36] — Dale discusses tenant dishwasher issues, his own broken washer he’s patching with duct tape, and ongoing Samsung refrigerator ice maker problems he fixes with a blow dryer.
  • Poppy YouTube videos [00:16:44] — The crew watches and reacts to bizarre, deadpan videos by YouTube star Poppy. Matt claims her ‘art project’ has made her over a million dollars.
  • Cancer is mostly bad luck [00:20:10] — Dale reads a study from Johns Hopkins showing 66% of cancerous mutations are random bad luck during cell replication, not genetics or environment.
  • North Sentinel Island [00:26:53] — Dale presents a story about the world’s most dangerous island in India, home to an isolated tribe that kills visitors. The island has been banned to tourists since 2006.
  • Ni’ihau debate [00:28:29] — A heated argument erupts between Dale and Carissa about Ni’ihau, a private Hawaiian island. Carissa insists residents can’t return if they leave; Dale, who visited nearby Kauai, argues the restrictions have loosened and provides evidence from the island’s website.

Quotes

I made a huge mistake. I hadn’t watched Schindler’s List in about 20 years.

Dale Dudley [00:04:17]

We can’t do every day about rashes.

Dale Dudley [00:16:06]

The two of you are the most precious married couple ever.

Matt Bearden [00:41:03]

Part 1: The Ni’ihauu Mystery

The show opens with station business about their podcast moving to a new iTunes feed. The hosts discuss Dale’s viewing habits (WWII documentaries, Schindler’s List), contract negotiations, and medical issues (Dale’s shoulder/hand problems, Carissa’s ongoing rash). A significant portion revolves around a bizarre YouTube creator named Poppy who makes surreal videos. The final major segment devolves into a lengthy argument between Dale and Carissa about Ni’ihau, a private Hawaiian island – Carissa insists residents who leave can’t return based on a podcast she heard, while Dale, who visited the area, disputes this claim with research.

Segments

  • Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Pre-show announcement about the show moving to a new iTunes podcast feed, with the old feed ending May 1st.
  • Show Open [00:00:51] — Standard opening with intro music featuring Pink Floyd, The Who, and Steve Miller Band samples. Hosts discuss the extended intro they’ve never heard before.
  • Dale’s Weekend Media Consumption [00:02:40] — Dale discusses his struggles to update his music tastes, watching Schindler’s List for the first time in 20 years, and recommends a Netflix documentary ‘Five Came Home’ about WWII filmmakers.
  • Contract Negotiations and Medical Issues [00:08:47] — Dale mentions reviewing his contract proposal with extensive changes. Discussion of Carissa’s ongoing shoulder/rash issues and Dale’s left-side body problems requiring physical therapy.
  • Poppy – The YouTube Phenomenon [00:17:27] — Extended segment watching and discussing videos by Poppy, a surreal YouTube creator making over a million dollars with bizarre deadpan performance art. Comparisons to Daniel’s literal personality.
  • Cancer Study [00:20:34] — Dale presents research from Johns Hopkins showing 66% of cancer mutations are random bad luck, 29% preventable, only 5% genetic.
  • North Sentinel Island [00:26:36] — Dale introduces the world’s most dangerous island where an isolated tribe kills visitors. Discussion of the Indian government’s three-mile perimeter ban.
  • The Ni’ihau Dispute Begins [00:28:56] — Carissa mentions a private Hawaiian island where residents allegedly cannot return if they leave. Dale, who visited the area, strongly disagrees, launching an extended debate.
  • Researching Ni’ihau Live [00:32:05] — The hosts search for information about Ni’ihau in real-time, with Dale finding evidence of tourism and hunting safaris, contradicting Carissa’s claim based on a podcast she heard.
  • Ni’ihau Debate Conclusion [00:40:00] — After extensive research finding no evidence residents can’t return, Dale insists Carissa’s podcast source was wrong. The argument ends with acknowledgment they’ve wasted show time on the topic.

Quotes

Who makes a drinking game of Schindler’s List?

Dale Dudley [00:04:14]

We can’t do every day about rashes.

Dale Dudley [00:16:29]

This little art project of Poppy’s has made her over a million dollars.

Matt Bearden [00:23:03]

We’ve once again missed Animal Cavalcade. Thanks to your craziness.

Dale Dudley [00:43:26]

Part 2: Bill O’Reilly Is(n’t) Innocent (2)

The show continues debating the Hawaiian ‘forbidden island’ Ni’ihau, with Dale and Carissa clashing over details from a podcast. The crew then discusses Bill O’Reilly’s sexual harassment settlements totaling $13 million, Donald Trump declaring April as National Sexual Assault Awareness Month, and multiple Texas teacher-student sexual misconduct cases. They also argue about whether to proceed with a journalistic integrity bracket tournament.

Segments

  • Ni’ihau Island Argument Continues [00:00:02] — Dale and Carissa continue arguing about the Hawaiian island Ni’ihau, with Dale insisting residents who leave cannot return, while Carissa clarifies community members need community approval to return. Christopher, a part-Hawaiian caller, is brought in to settle the dispute but provides limited help.
  • Get Out Movie Review [00:04:45] — Dale recommends the Jordan Peele film ‘Get Out,’ calling it ‘one of the best movies I’ve ever seen’ and describing it as a thriller/horror film that scared him despite being on Xanax following ‘the November incident.’
  • Donut Limit Sign [00:10:02] — Bob shares a photo from comedian John Ramsey of a hotel breakfast with a sign limiting guests to five donuts per person, sparking discussion about America’s need for such limits.
  • Journalistic Integrity Bracket Drama [00:14:42] — Dale expresses frustration that the agreed-upon men’s bracket for the Journalistic Integrity Tournament was cancelled because listener Tom Adams is already running one on Twitter, and they don’t want to hurt his feelings.
  • Animal Cavalcade [00:20:20] — The segment features videos of a badger burying an entire cow over five days, a rabbit humping a chicken, a chimp throwing poop at a grandma in a wheelchair (hitting her directly on the nose), and an octopus escaping through a tiny drain hole on a boat.
  • Bad Baby Tattoos [00:33:01] — Dale shows images of poorly executed baby portrait tattoos, including one with a baby holding what appears to be something inappropriate but is actually a thumb. They discuss whether good baby tattoos even exist.
  • Bill O’Reilly Sexual Harassment Settlements [00:39:09] — The show extensively discusses New York Times reporting that Bill O’Reilly and Fox News settled five sexual harassment lawsuits totaling $13 million. Dale reads details including the ‘falafel’ case with Andrea Macris and O’Reilly’s threatening language toward women who complained.
  • Trump Declares Sexual Assault Awareness Month [00:48:03] — Dale reads that President Trump declared April as National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month, noting the irony given Trump’s Access Hollywood tape and allegations against him.
  • Texas Teacher Sexual Misconduct Cases [00:49:01] — Discussion of multiple recent Texas cases including a Northwest ISD teacher who became pregnant by a 15-year-old student, and a Taylor High School softball coach accused of a relationship with a female student. The crew debates whether cell phones enable these relationships.
  • Willie Nelson CBS Sunday Morning Controversy [00:54:02] — Caller Fish complains that KEYE interrupted a Willie Nelson special on CBS Sunday Morning for weather coverage by Shikage Wendler, missing most of the segment. Bob points out it’s available online.

Recurring Bits

  • Animal Cavalcade [00:20:20] — Featured badger burying cow, rabbit/chicken, chimp throwing poop at wheelchair-bound grandma, and octopus escape videos
  • Journalistic Integrity Bracket [00:14:42] — Discussed whether to proceed with men’s bracket given listener Tom Adams already running one; decided to potentially have Tom come in to do his bracket on-air

Callers

  • Christopher [00:06:00] — Called in about the Ni’ihau Hawaiian island discussion, being part-Hawaiian himself Confirmed some details about the island being privately owned but didn’t fully settle the argument. Dale asked him to pronounce Hawaiian words and joked about selling him consonants.
  • Fish (regular) [00:54:02] — Complained that KEYE TV interrupted Willie Nelson CBS Sunday Morning special for weather coverage Bob pointed out the segment is available online at cbsnews.com, somewhat dismissing the complaint

Quotes

Get Out is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen

Dale Dudley [00:04:45]

Hey Christopher, meet me later and I’ll sell you some consonants

Dale Dudley [00:08:23]

I would like a psychiatrist to call me off the air to talk me out of killing Carissa

Dale Dudley [00:17:00]

When you hit 45, you got to have the optics of knowing young ladies aren’t interested anymore

Dale Dudley [00:43:47]

Part 2: Bill O’Reilly Is(n’t) Innocent

The show opens with continued arguing about a ‘Forbidden Island’ off Hawaii (Niihau), with Dale playing back tape to prove Carissa misspoke. Dale expresses frustration about contract negotiations and backing off a male Journalistic Integrity Bracket. The bulk of the segment covers sexual harassment allegations against Bill O’Reilly, who has cost Fox News $13 million in settlements, followed by discussion of multiple Texas teachers arrested for inappropriate relationships with students, including a Taylor High School softball coach.

Segments

  • Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Bob reads an announcement about the show moving to a new iTunes feed, with the old feed ending May 1st.
  • Niihau Island Argument Continues [00:00:32] — Dale and Carissa continue their argument from earlier about the Hawaiian island Niihau, with Dale reading articles and eventually playing tape to prove what Carissa originally said.
  • Get Out Movie Recommendation [00:04:34] — Dale enthusiastically recommends the movie Get Out, calling it one of the best movies he’s ever seen and praising it as an outstanding thriller.
  • Journalistic Integrity Bracket Confusion [00:15:12] — Dale expresses frustration that the Monday meeting decision to do a men’s bracket has been reversed because listener Tom Adams is already doing one on Twitter, and they don’t want to step on his toes.
  • Dale’s Contract Frustrations [00:17:27] — Dale vents about being told there would be no changes to his contract renewal, only to find it full of changes that feel like punishment for 30 years of work.
  • Animal Cavalcade [00:20:47] — The show presents various animal videos including a badger burying an entire cow by itself over five days, an octopus escaping through a tiny hole on a boat, a chimp throwing feces at an elderly woman in a wheelchair, and a rabbit humping a chicken.
  • Bad Baby Tattoos [00:33:51] — Dale shows the crew Google image results for bad baby tattoos, discussing how difficult it is to do face tattoos well and questioning whether good baby tattoos even exist.
  • National Sexual Assault Awareness Month [00:37:36] — Dale notes the irony of President Trump declaring April National Sexual Assault Awareness Month, given the allegations against him.
  • Bill O’Reilly Sexual Harassment Settlements [00:39:44] — Extensive discussion of New York Times reporting that Bill O’Reilly and Fox News have paid $13 million to settle five sexual harassment claims over nearly two decades, including details of the allegations and settlements.
  • Texas Teachers and Student Relationships [00:50:00] — Discussion of multiple recent cases of Texas teachers arrested for inappropriate relationships with students, including a Northwest ISD teacher who became pregnant after encounters with a 15-year-old, and a Taylor High School softball coach accused of a relationship with a female student.
  • Willie Nelson CBS Sunday Morning Preemption [00:54:34] — Fish calls to complain about KEYE-TV preempting most of a Willie Nelson segment on CBS Sunday Morning for weather coverage, though the full segment is available online.

Recurring Bits

  • Animal Cavalcade [00:20:47] — Featured videos of a badger burying a cow, an octopus escaping through a small hole, a chimp throwing feces at an elderly woman, and a rabbit humping a chicken
  • Journalistic Integrity Bracket [00:15:12] — Confusion about whether to do a men’s bracket since listener Tom Adams is already running one on Twitter; discussion of only doing the female bracket this year

Callers

  • Christopher [00:06:29] — Called about Niihau island being privately owned, not forbidden; mentioned going to boarding school on Oahu with students from Niihau Provided firsthand information that contradicted Carissa’s claims; Dale asked him to translate Hawaiian phrases and say the state fish name
  • Fish (regular) [00:54:34] — Complained about KEYE-TV preempting Willie Nelson segment on CBS Sunday Morning for weather coverage Crew explained there was a tornado warning and the segment is available online; Fish insisted it was a conspiracy

Quotes

Get Out is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen

Dale Dudley [00:05:01]

I’ll sell you some consonants. No one laughed at consonants either.

Dale Dudley [00:09:00]

Why are you always trying to take something? Always punish you for working 30 years

Dale Dudley [00:17:47]

Badgers are the Daniel of the wilderness

Dale Dudley [00:24:47]

Part 2: GLOBALISTS

The cast argues extensively about Niihau, a privately-owned Hawaiian island that Carissa heard about in a podcast, debating whether residents can leave and return. Dale plays back tape to prove Carissa said residents ‘can’t leave.’ The show also covers Animal Cavalcade (badgers, octopi, chimp throwing poop), Get Out movie review, Bill O’Reilly’s $13 million in sexual harassment settlements, Trump declaring April National Sexual Assault Awareness Month, and multiple Texas teacher-student sex scandals. Tensions run high as Dale expresses frustration with contract negotiations and the derailed journalistic integrity bracket.

Segments

  • Niihau Island Argument Continues [00:00:02] — Dale and the cast continue debating Carissa’s claim about a forbidden Hawaiian island (Niihau) where residents allegedly can’t leave. Christopher, a caller who is part Hawaiian, calls in to clarify but the argument persists.
  • Get Out Movie Review [00:04:27] — Dale enthusiastically recommends the movie Get Out, calling it one of the best movies he’s ever seen and describing it as a thriller/horror film he didn’t expect. Daniel refuses to see it due to jump scares.
  • Tape Playback Proving Carissa Said Residents Can’t Leave [00:06:00] — Dale has Daniel play back tape from earlier to prove Carissa said ‘there’s a Hawaiian island they don’t let anybody leave.’ Carissa maintains that’s not what she meant.
  • Five Donut Limit Sign [00:10:02] — Bob shares an Instagram photo from comedian John Ramsey showing a hotel breakfast with a sign limiting guests to five donuts per person.
  • Journalistic Integrity Bracket Drama [00:14:42] — Dale expresses frustration that the agreed-upon men’s bracket won’t happen because listener Tom Adams is already running one on Twitter, and they don’t want to hurt his feelings.
  • Animal Cavalcade [00:20:21] — The segment features videos of a badger burying an entire cow over five days, a snake nearly hitting a child in Australia, how Easter eggs are made (rabbit humping chicken), chimp throwing poop directly onto elderly woman’s nose in wheelchair, and an octopus escaping through a tiny hole.
  • Bad Baby Tattoos [00:33:02] — Dale looks up and shares images of poorly-done tattoos of babies on people’s bodies, including some disturbing examples. They debate whether good baby tattoos exist.
  • Trump Declares Sexual Assault Awareness Month [00:37:01] — Dale reads that President Trump has declared April National Sexual Assault Awareness Month, prompting discussion of the irony given allegations against him.
  • Bill O’Reilly Settlement Details [00:39:12] — Extended discussion of New York Times report revealing Fox News and Bill O’Reilly paid $13 million to settle five sexual harassment lawsuits. Details include allegations of phone calls where he appeared to be masturbating, the ‘falafel’ incident, and threats against women.
  • Texas Teacher Sex Scandals [00:48:24] — Dale discusses multiple recent Texas cases: Katherine Rue Harper, a middle school teacher pregnant by a 15-year-old high school student, and Kendall L., a Taylor High School softball coach accused of relationship with 17-year-old female student.
  • Willie Nelson CBS Special Preempted [00:54:04] — Fish calls to complain about CBS preempting most of a Willie Nelson special for weather coverage by ‘Chicago Day’ (Chikage Windler), calling it a conspiracy.

Recurring Bits

  • Animal Cavalcade [00:20:21] — Featured badger burying cow, snake near child, rabbit humping chicken, chimp throwing poop at grandmother in wheelchair, octopus escaping through small hole
  • Journalistic Integrity Bracket [00:14:42] — Plans for men’s bracket derailed because listener Tom Adams already running one on Twitter; discussion of whether to coordinate with him or just do women’s bracket

Callers

  • Christopher (Hawaii (part Hawaiian)) [00:06:01] — Called to clarify facts about Niihau island, saying it’s just privately owned not truly ‘forbidden’, went to high school with kids from Niihau Provided factual correction but the argument continued; Dale asked him about Hawaiian language
  • Fish (regular) [00:54:04] — Complained that CBS preempted Willie Nelson special for weather coverage, calling it a conspiracy Cast mocked him for caring more about Willie than tornado warnings; told to watch it online

Quotes

Get Out is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen

Dale Dudley [00:04:38]

Meet me later and I’ll sell you some consonants

Dale Dudley [00:08:25]

All I’m trying to do is say I was right

Dale Dudley [00:13:49]

I don’t think I’ve ever been this angry with her before

Dale Dudley [00:17:02]

When you hit 48, you’ve got to have realistic expectations

Dale Dudley [00:43:58]

Part 3: No PDA Allowed & The Journalistic Integrity Award Nominees

The show opens with Dale discussing a terrorist bombing in St. Petersburg and Chechnya’s anti-gay persecution. The hosts then review videos including a cop confronting an Uber driver who was filming, a woman raging at a couple for a kiss in a restaurant, and someone falling from a building. A major debate erupts when Bob says he wouldn’t try to save someone hanging from a window because of leverage issues. The final segment takes listener suggestions for the Journalistic Integrity bracket of female local TV news personalities, though Dale expresses ambivalence about doing the contest this year.

Segments

  • St. Petersburg Bombing and Chechnya News [00:00:04] — Dale reports on a terrorist bombing in St. Petersburg, Russia killing 10, then discusses Chechnya’s persecution of gay men with over 100 missing and presumed dead.
  • Cop Threatens Uber Driver for Filming [00:01:22] — The hosts play audio of a police sergeant in Wilmington telling an Uber driver (who turns out to be an attorney) that it’s illegal to film police, threatening to search his car. The sergeant was later demoted and given a 5% pay cut.
  • Woman Rages Over Kiss in Restaurant [00:07:37] — Extended video discussion of a woman who became enraged at a couple for kissing (allegedly a forehead kiss) while waiting in line at a restaurant. She escalates to calling them prostitutes, demanding refunds, and eventually telling someone to ‘go back to your own country.’
  • Woman Hanging From Window Debate [00:16:18] — Dale shows video of a woman hanging from a 7-story window while someone films her. This sparks a lengthy debate about whether Bob would help pull someone up, with Bob arguing about leverage and physics while others criticize his hesitation.
  • Texas A&M Bullpen Prank [00:31:50] — Audio of pranksters calling the Texas A&M baseball bullpen during a game, successfully getting a pitcher to warm up by impersonating the coach.
  • Pornhub April Fool’s Prank [00:33:49] — Discussion of Pornhub’s prank that made users think their viewed videos were being automatically shared to Facebook.
  • Last Diet ATX Sponsor Read [00:38:40] — Bob and Dale promote Last Diet ATX with current offers including free treatments and discounts.
  • Journalistic Integrity Bracket Discussion [00:40:32] — The hosts debate whether to do the annual female TV news personality bracket, take listener nominations including Courtney Shoneman, Christiane Uribe, Natalie Ferrari, and Ashley Paradis, and discuss coordination with another bracket being run by someone named Tom.

Recurring Bits

  • Journalistic Integrity Bracket / Tournament [00:40:32] — Extended discussion about whether to run the bracket this year, taking listener nominations for female local TV news personalities. Dale expresses ambivalence about doing it. CJ mentions it usually includes men to avoid being sexist and discusses categorizing by weather/anchor/reporter.

Callers

  • unnamed [00:43:48] — Nominated Courtney Shoneman from CBS Austin for the bracket, had her name spelling ready Successfully added to the nomination list
  • unnamed [00:45:08] — Nominated Christiane Uribe from Channel 42 CJ confirmed she made it to Sexy16 last year and was active in participating
  • Andrew [00:20:40] — Called to point out that in the restaurant video, the woman leaves after calling the cops The call was confusing with poor audio quality; hosts couldn’t understand his point and the call fizzled out
  • Michael [00:23:39] — Called to correct Bob about motility vs. load regarding Dov Davidoff’s fertility, also mentioned BYOB at baseball and praised Blue Apron, then argued Bob should help the woman hanging from the window Led into extended debate about the window rescue scenario
  • unnamed [00:47:08] — Nominated Natalie Ferrari Added to bracket consideration
  • Darryl [00:49:29] — Nominated Ashley Paradis from Fox 7 weekend anchor CJ confirmed she’s been a long-time staple of the bracket

Quotes

That argument with Carissa just took it out of me. It took it completely out of me.

Dale Dudley [00:04:04]

I’m American, I’m from California. Go back to whatever place.

Woman in video [00:15:09]

If you grab her arm and you can’t hold her anymore, you’re the guy that let go of her. Now it’s murder.

Bob Fonseca [00:20:03]

Yesterday I might’ve helped a woman come off a ledge like that. I was feeling that good.

Bob Fonseca [00:28:37]

Part 3: No PDA Allowed & The Journalistic Integrity Awards Nominees

Dale opens with news about a St. Petersburg subway bombing and a cop who was demoted for lying to an Uber driver about filming police. The bulk of the segment involves watching viral videos: a woman berating a couple over PDA at a restaurant (escalating to racism), and a woman falling seven stories while hanging from a window (she survives). The hosts debate whether Bob would help someone hanging from a ledge. The show wraps with planning for the annual Journalistic Integrity Bracket, taking listener nominations for female Austin TV reporters and anchors.

Segments

  • Podcast subscription announcement [00:00:00] — Matt reads an announcement about the show moving to a new iTunes feed, with the old feed disappearing May 1st.
  • St. Petersburg subway bombing and Chechnya gay rights [00:00:59] — Dale discusses a subway bombing in St. Petersburg with over 100 missing and dead, plus the Chechnyan president’s denial of gay people in his country.
  • Cop demoted for lying about filming rights [00:01:53] — Dale plays audio of Sergeant Kenneth Becker pulling over an Uber driver and falsely claiming it’s illegal to film police. The driver turns out to be an attorney who has a card in his wallet about this right.
  • Dale’s life stress and argument with Carissa [00:04:15] — Dale mentions an earlier argument with Carissa has left him drained, discusses delayed taxes and a fallen tree in his backyard.
  • Restaurant PDA freakout video [00:07:56] — Dale plays video of a woman going ballistic at a couple for kissing in line, calling them prostitutes and eventually telling someone to go back to their own country.
  • Woman falling from seven-story window [00:17:00] — Dale shows video of a woman hanging from a window (with someone filming rather than helping) who falls seven stories but survives by landing on a corrugated aluminum awning. Sparks debate about whether Bob would help someone in that situation.
  • Giveaways and sponsor reads [00:22:45] — Dale does ticket giveaways for Monster Jam and UT baseball, plus reads for Last Diet ATX.
  • Pranks compilation [00:32:00] — Discussion of Pornhub’s April Fools prank (fake social media sharing) and audio of guys prank-calling Texas A&M baseball bullpen to warm up a kicked-off player.
  • Journalistic Integrity Bracket planning [00:41:00] — The hosts debate whether to do their annual bracket of female Austin TV news personalities, take listener nominations including Courtney Shonerman, Christiane Uribe, Natalie Ferrari, and Ashley Paratus. CJ mentions conflicts with Tom’s men’s bracket.
  • Dale’s Schindler’s List dreams and contract stress [00:53:00] — Dale discusses watching Schindler’s List while drinking and having stress dreams about missing the show and contract negotiations.

Recurring Bits

  • Journalistic Integrity Bracket / Tournament [00:41:00] — Planning phase with listener nominations for female Austin TV news personalities. Discussion of whether to proceed this year and how to coordinate with Tom’s separate men’s bracket.

Callers

  • Andrew [00:21:28] — Tried to comment on the restaurant video but had poor phone connection Call went nowhere due to unclear audio and confusing point. Dale and Matt mocked the attempt.
  • unnamed [00:46:57] — Nominated Courtney Shonerman from CBS Austin for the bracket Name added to consideration list
  • unnamed [00:48:05] — Nominated Christiane Uribe from channel 42 for the bracket CJ confirmed she made it to sexy 16 in past years and was active participant
  • unnamed [00:48:36] — Nominated Natalie Ferrari, weather person Discussion about her being a former Buffalo Bills cheerleader
  • Gerald [00:50:07] — Nominated Ashley Paratus from Fox 7 for the bracket CJ confirmed she’s been a longtime staple of the bracket
  • Michael [00:24:01] — Called about BYOB at UT baseball games Brief confirmation about bringing beer to baseball games and Blue Apron endorsement

Text Line

  • [00:24:20] A listener wrote down all the words Dale mispronounced on his Facebook page — read by Dale Dudley Dale deleted the comment, saying he doesn’t need the grief and is in a gruff mood today

Quotes

We don’t have gay people. And if they do, we take them away and kill them.

Dale Dudley [00:01:07]

I can’t deadlift this guy out of this phone call

Bob Fonseca [00:19:46]

If you’re in duress you better hope the person you look to is not Bob Fonseca

Matt Bearden [00:29:05]

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