Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, April 10, 2017
This Show
- Primitive Camping & Crappy Movies on Netflix
- KLBJ Outdoor Adventures
- The Journalistic Integrity Bracket_ Round 3 & Bob the Builder
Part 1: Primitive Camping & Crappy Movies on Netflix
The show opens with technical difficulties and hosts comparing their exhaustion levels. The bulk of the segment is spent discussing camping locations near Austin, with Daniel wanting to find primitive campsites while the hosts debate what ‘primitive’ actually means. The conversation meanders through Netflix’s bad movies (particularly Flight World War II), Texas legislators proposing a state gun, and ends with concern about Chuy selling his plasma for money.
Segments
- Show Opening and Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Matt reads an announcement about the show moving to a new iTunes home, with the old feed ending May 1st.
- Technical Issues and Sleep Talk [00:01:00] — Dale deals with a faulty headphone jack while hosts discuss their exhaustion and sleep troubles from the night before.
- Celebrity Contest Recap [00:04:17] — Dale reflects on last week’s fun celebrity call-in contest, noting they had calls from a Deadwood actor, a country star, and a rock star.
- Dale’s Weekend at Bartlett’s [00:05:21] — Dale discusses taking family to Bartlett’s restaurant for a $350 dinner and forgetting to call his sister for her birthday.
- Flight World War II – Terrible Movie Discussion [00:08:32] — The show dives deep into discussing Flight World War II, a one-star Netflix movie about a plane that time-travels to WWII through a cloud portal.
- Netflix Usage Statistics and Account Sharing [00:12:00] — Dale shares that 90% of college students use Netflix but over 50% don’t pay for it, using family or friend accounts. Daniel admits to using his San Francisco brother-in-law’s account.
- New Austin Airport Terminal with Food Trucks [00:17:28] — Discussion of the new South Terminal at Austin-Bergstrom that will feature food trucks and outdoor boarding.
- Texas State Gun Legislation [00:19:01] — Dale reads about Texas proposing to designate the cannon as the official state gun, along with proposals to eliminate concealed carry licensing and training requirements.
- Camping Near Austin – Main Discussion [00:23:29] — Daniel shares an Austin 360 article about camping spots. Extended debate about what constitutes ‘primitive’ camping, with discussion of McKinney Falls, Inks Lake, Pace Bend, and other state parks.
- Dale’s Rural Texas Childhood [00:33:05] — Dale defends himself against accusations of being pampered by recounting his childhood hunting rattlesnakes at age 7.
- Blinker Fluid Prank Video [00:36:01] — The show plays a video of a dad pranking his daughters by sending them to an auto parts store for blinker fluid on April Fools’ Day.
- Testing Carissa’s Car Knowledge [00:37:37] — The hosts quiz Carissa on what fluids go in a car, revealing she knows oil, gasoline, antifreeze (‘the green stuff’), and water, but misses brake fluid and transmission fluid.
- Chuy Selling Plasma Revelation [00:40:01] — Dale expresses concern and guilt after learning Chuy is selling his plasma for money, noting he gets $40 plus $10 for referrals.
Quotes
If there’s no room service, it’s primitive.
Dale Dudley [00:12:08]
Texas plans to designate an official state gun because education was too hard.
Dale Dudley [00:19:41]
It’s not about promoting violence, but our history speaks for itself. Okay, then you put your head in one while we light it symbolically.
Dale Dudley [00:22:45]
Guys, why would I know these things? I don’t look in there.
Carissa Jade [00:38:01]
Part 2: KLBJ Outdoor Adventures
The cast discusses their weekend camping trip, where Daniel Gallo was hit in the head by a falling tree branch. Daniel also arrived late to judge the Funniest Person in Austin contest at Cap City Comedy Club, missing half the comics but still judging anyway. The show covers topics ranging from Trump’s golfing to new airport terminals, sandwich physics, pizza math, and wildlife news including new spider discoveries and Trump’s policy allowing hunters to kill hibernating bears and cubs.
Segments
- Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Matt reads an announcement about the show moving to a new home on iTunes, with the old feed ending May 1st.
- Monday Morning Blues and Camping Recap [00:00:30] — The cast discusses their weekend camping trip, with Bob and Matt leaving early and Daniel sleeping in his car without proper supplies.
- Daniel’s Tree Branch Incident [00:01:43] — The cast recounts how Daniel was hit directly on the head by a falling tree branch during the camping trip, causing injury and disorientation.
- Funniest Person Austin Judging Controversy [00:02:34] — Dale challenges Daniel for arriving late to judge the Funniest Person in Austin contest at Cap City, missing more than half the comics but still judging and getting free food.
- Camping Food Issues [00:12:21] — Discussion of the camping trip’s lack of food planning, with CJ feeding everyone and Daniel selling plasma beforehand to afford firewood.
- Sean Spicer Press Briefing Parody [00:16:44] — The show plays a Daily Show clip comparing Sean Spicer’s press briefings to a kindergarten teacher dealing with unruly children.
- Cindy Jacobs and Jim Bakker Audio [00:22:17] — Dale plays audio of televangelist Cindy Jacobs claiming Trump will defeat Satan and discussing prophetic visions.
- Trump Golfing and Presidency Costs [00:24:26] — Discussion of Trump’s 15th golf trip in 11 weeks and the cost of the presidency, with references to old Trump tweets criticizing Obama for golfing.
- New Airport Terminal Details [00:33:51] — News report about ABIA’s new South Terminal featuring food trucks and outdoor boarding where passengers walk on the tarmac.
- Sandwich Physics and Pizza Math [00:37:50] — Dale discusses techniques to prevent sandwich ingredients from slipping and shares data showing why larger pizzas are always a better value.
- Animal Cavalcade: Various Animal Stories [00:41:39] — Segment covering a squirrel with a taco, a baseball-sized spider discovered in Baja California, a Chinese street vendor dealing with swarms of bees, and Trump’s policy allowing hunters to kill hibernating bears and cubs in Alaska.
- Bird Hits Rollercoaster Rider [00:48:18] — The cast watches video of a man being hit in the face by a bird while riding a rollercoaster at Ferrari Land.
- MotoGP Ticket Giveaway [00:51:06] — Matt does a giveaway for three-day passes to MotoGP at Circuit of the Americas, April 21-23.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:28:12] — Dale mentions doing Fast Food Fanatic but the segment is not fully executed in this part
- Animal Cavalcade [00:41:39] — Full segment featuring squirrel with taco, new spider species, bee-covered food vendor, and bear hunting policy
Quotes
You cheated the other half of the contestants
Dale Dudley [00:03:49]
A tree branch falls and hits him dead square in the head
Chuy [00:08:31]
You’re basically marrying Joe Camel
Dale Dudley [00:36:01]
Part 3: The Journalistic Integrity Bracket_ Round 3 & Bob the Builder
The show continues with Round 3 of the Journalistic Integrity Bracket, with CJ Morgan leading the voting. Bob Fonseca announces his plan to build a ‘shed bar’ in his backyard, which dominates the rest of the show as contractors and listeners call in with advice and offers to help. Dale experiences anxiety when his wife doesn’t respond to texts, and the hosts discuss forgetting birthdays and family obligations.
Segments
- Podcast migration announcement [00:00:00] — Bob reads an announcement about the show moving to a new home on iTunes, with the old feed being discontinued by May 1st.
- HD radio discovery [00:00:34] — Matt discovers that digital radios display ‘Starring Daniel and Carissa’ instead of the show’s actual hosts, leading to discussion about the station’s HD radio setup.
- Journalistic Integrity Bracket continues [00:02:42] — CJ Morgan leads Round 3 of the bracket. Aaron Jones advances over Aaron Cargo (who has blocked the show on Twitter), and the voting continues through various local TV news personalities.
- Booted Newswomen blog discovery [00:06:44] — Dale discovers a fetish website dedicated to pictures of female TV news anchors wearing boots, with almost 25 million hits and a focus on Austin stations.
- Shannon Wolfson loses in upset [00:13:40] — Two-time runner-up Shannon Wolfson loses to Taylor Ellison from KXAN in a surprising result. Multiple close votes throughout the bracket rounds.
- Bob’s shed bar announcement [00:23:00] — Bob announces he wants to build a shed bar in his backyard instead of a pool. Dale and others debate the cost (Bob thinks upper teens, Dale insists it’s $60,000).
- Bob’s truck regret [00:27:00] — Bob learns the vintage truck he passed on buying for around $15-16K sold at auction for $30,000, causing him significant regret.
- Contractor calls begin [00:28:14] — Tyler calls in offering construction services with his father’s company. Multiple contractors and service providers call throughout the rest of the show.
- Dale’s wife anxiety [00:30:00] — Dale becomes increasingly anxious when his wife doesn’t respond to texts or calls, disrupting the show until she finally responds.
- Fish calls about irrigation [00:36:00] — Regular caller Fish calls in to advise Bob about moving irrigation heads before building the shed bar.
- Doug/No-Neck calls [00:42:00] — Regular caller Doug (No-Neck) calls about his own shed project, having just built a 16×20 shed in one day.
- Dale forgot sister’s birthday [00:46:00] — Dale discusses forgetting to call his sister on her actual birthday despite celebrating earlier, leading to discussion about men forgetting birthdays and family obligations.
- Chris Winter shed business [00:49:00] — Chris Winter from A Place To Stuff and Tiny House Texas calls in with serious shed bar solutions, mentioning the hosts helped him after the Bastrop fire.
- Bouncy house accident video [00:54:00] — The show watches news footage of a bouncy house that went airborne in South Carolina, injuring children who fell 40 feet after it hit power lines.
Recurring Bits
- Journalistic Integrity Bracket [00:02:42] — Round 3 of the bracket continues with CJ Morgan running it. Winners include Aaron Jones, Rayanne Christensen, Quida Culpepper, Courtney Schoenemann, Hema Muller, Sarah Merrifield, Shikage Wendler, and Taylor Ellison (who upset Shannon Wolfson).
Callers
- Tyler (North Austin) [00:28:46] — Offered construction services with his father’s company to build Bob’s shed bar Bob took his information, Tyler explained they build custom houses off City Park Road
- Fish (regular) [00:36:04] — Called to advise Bob about moving irrigation heads before building the shed bar Provided practical advice about irrigation and mentioned solar lights as an option
- Doug (No-Neck) (regular) [00:42:29] — Called about his own shed building experience and to discuss his DJI Mavic drone Shared that he built a 16×20 shed in one day, provided cost estimates. Dale and Bob praised his positive attitude and freedom with spending
- Chris Winter (Smithville) [00:49:00] — Owner of A Place To Stuff and Tiny House Texas shed businesses, offered to help with shed bar Provided specific website recommendations and offered to help both Dale and Bob. Reminded hosts they helped him after the Bastrop fire with ACL tickets
Quotes
It says Austin, Texas starring Daniel and Carissa.
Dale Dudley [00:01:40]
I’m going to burst into tears if Robert Hadlock blocked us.
Dale Dudley [00:09:26]
I don’t care. I just want to be out by the fire pit.
Bob Fonseca [00:24:09]
That’s my sign that I shouldn’t be in the car game.
Dale Dudley [00:28:20]
The calendar’s not even real. There’s no such thing as time.
Dale Dudley [00:46:37]