Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, April 18, 2017
This Show
Part 1: Tax Day
Dale discusses his frustrations with filing taxes, comparing his experience to Trump’s refusal to release tax returns. The hosts debate home office deductions and whether Bob’s tax preparer is doing enough for him. Dale previews a story about throwing someone out of his house. The show features Animal Cavalcade with videos of a girl raised by monkeys, an alligator on a porch, and Einstein the talking parrot.
Segments
- Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Pre-show announcement directing listeners to subscribe to new podcast feed on iTunes, warning old feed will be gone by May 1st.
- Show Open and Traffic Rant [00:00:41] — Standard show intro followed by Dale complaining about traffic on 183 and drivers who block the left lane causing rush hour.
- Tax Day Stress and Preview [00:03:37] — Dale describes doing his taxes, previews story about throwing someone out of his house yesterday involving ‘Mama Bear,’ and discusses customer service problems.
- Tax Deduction Debate [00:08:03] — Dale and Bob argue about home office deductions and business expenses. Dale believes Bob’s accountant isn’t doing enough work for him and offers advice on deducting separate business expenses.
- Trump Tax Returns Discussion [00:16:38] — Dale criticizes Trump for not releasing tax returns or visitor logs, mentions meeting with Chinese president included protecting Melania’s trademarks, discusses emoluments clause.
- Mayor Adler’s ‘Chill Out Day’ [00:23:17] — Discussion of Mayor Steve Adler declaring ‘Everybody Chill Out Day’ on tax day ahead of unveiling controversial new zoning maps for Austin’s CodeNEXT project.
- Animal Cavalcade [00:31:15] — Video segment featuring girl found living with monkeys in India, 9-foot alligator on South Carolina porch, and Einstein the talking parrot from Knoxville Zoo.
- Alligators in Texas Debate [00:37:43] — Hosts argue about whether there are alligators in Texas, specifically in Lake Travis. Carissa initially claims they’re only on the Louisiana border, caller Trevor confirms alligators in Lake Travis.
Recurring Bits
- Animal Cavalcade [00:31:15] — Featured videos of girl raised by monkeys in India, alligator climbing stairs to South Carolina porch, Einstein the talking parrot doing impressions, and subway rats fighting over food
Guests
- Scrappy Jud Newcomb and Adam Carroll (musician) [00:05:45] — Mentioned as coming in later, performing at Green Hall tonight. Adam Carroll is from Dale’s hometown of Tyler, Texas and went to same high school.
Callers
- Trevor [00:37:43] — Called to confirm there are alligators in Lake Travis Settled the debate between Dale and Carissa about whether alligators exist in Austin-area lakes
Quotes
At what point do I get to enjoy something in my life?
Dale Dudley [00:05:45]
What’s the deal with the fans that go out and protest for him? He’s done nothing that you people want.
Dale Dudley [00:16:48]
Part 2: NO HAIRDRYER
Dale recounts a customer service nightmare with a rude Samsung refrigerator repair technician who arrived late, demanded a service fee despite doing nothing, and couldn’t be understood due to his accent. Amanda (Dale’s wife) eventually came out and forcefully kicked the technician out. The segment then devolved into extensive discussion about refrigerator repairs, listener calls about similar issues, and spiraled into political rants about Trump, religious figures claiming Trump is anointed by God, and congressional responses to internet privacy concerns.
Segments
- Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Pre-recorded announcement about the show moving to a new iTunes home, with the old feed expiring May 1st.
- Condolences to Judy Maggio [00:00:29] — Dale sends condolences to Judy Maggio on the loss of her brother, noting she’s become a friend of the show.
- Pop Cop Returns [00:01:46] — Bob performs Pop Cop segment with entertainment news including adult film industry shutdown, Kate Upton lip sync, Boston Marathon, and various celebrity items.
- Crocodiles Apology [00:07:16] — Bob apologizes to Carissa about crocodiles in the Everglades, admitting he was wrong about their extinction.
- The Samsung Refrigerator Disaster Begins [00:08:47] — Dale launches into the main story about his Samsung refrigerator’s ice maker problems and the scheduled repair appointment.
- The Rude Repair Technician [00:12:24] — Dale describes the confrontation with the Samsung repair tech, including language barriers, the technician’s rudeness, and being told using a hairdryer voided the warranty.
- Amanda to the Rescue [00:19:04] — Dale’s wife Amanda comes out and aggressively confronts the technician, ultimately forcing him to leave without payment.
- Amanda Calls In [00:22:32] — Amanda joins the show by phone to provide her perspective on the incident, confirming the technician’s rudeness.
- Listener Calls on Appliance Issues [00:27:23] — Multiple callers share their own appliance repair nightmares, including hot water heater problems and service fee disputes.
- Samsung Service Bulletin Discussion [00:31:51] — Caller Travis confirms the Samsung ice maker is a known issue with a service bulletin, estimating $500+ to repair.
- Supreme Lending Promo [00:38:02] — Dale delivers sponsor read for John McClellan and Supreme Lending, promoting their mortgage services.
- Debbie’s Call [00:39:28] — Listener Debbie calls to praise Dale for telling it like it is, mentioning she listens during her commute to pick up her granddaughter.
- Louisiana Cursing Arrest [00:40:27] — Discussion of a Louisiana teen arrested for cursing in front of a senior citizen under disturbing the peace laws.
- Trump Easter Egg Roll Hat Story [00:42:50] — Dale shows video of Trump taking a kid’s hat, signing it, then throwing it into the crowd instead of returning it.
- Melania Nudges Trump [00:45:41] — Discussion of video showing Melania nudging Trump to put his hand over his heart during the national anthem.
- Trump as Cyrus [00:46:38] — Dale plays and mocks video of Lance Wallnau claiming Trump is a ‘secular Cyrus’ appointed by God to subdue nations.
- Jim Bakker Denies Conservative Protests [00:50:15] — Dale shows Jim Bakker clip falsely claiming conservatives never marched against Obama during his presidency.
- Chick-fil-A College Controversy [00:51:11] — Brief discussion of students protesting Chick-fil-A on campus, with religious commentary.
- Anal Sex Tangent [00:52:27] — Bob asks Carissa about college women using anal sex to avoid pregnancy, leading to crude discussion.
- Kellyanne Conway Returns [00:56:06] — Dale notes Kellyanne Conway is back in the news telling protesters to stop because Trump won.
- Congressman on Internet Privacy [00:57:27] — Dale shows Rep. Sensenbrenner telling constituents ‘nobody’s got to use the internet’ when questioned about privacy protections.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:01:46] — Bob delivers entertainment news roundup with jokes about adult film industry, Kate Upton, Boston Marathon, and other celebrity items
Callers
- Curly (Vince) (regular) [00:28:23] — Hot water heater repair nightmare with multiple service calls and wrong parts Shared his extended saga of appliance repair problems, eventually getting a larger water heater
- Kerry [00:30:34] — Works in appliance repair, confirms hairdryer doesn’t void warranty and explains Samsung’s proprietary repair restrictions Provided professional insight that Samsung restricts who can repair their appliances
- Travis [00:31:51] — Appliance repair worker who confirms the Samsung ice maker issue is a known service bulletin problem Estimated $500+ to repair, recommended Whirlpool products as most reliable
- unnamed service worker [00:35:31] — Defends collecting service fees upfront to prevent customers from shopping around Dale pushed back that the tech was late and hadn’t done anything to earn the fee
- Brady [00:37:19] — Asked how much Dale wanted for the broken Samsung refrigerator Dale joked he’d let it go for $300, caller hung up
- Debbie (Austin area, drives to Leander) [00:39:28] — Called to praise Dale for telling it like it is Sweet call of support, mentioned she listens while picking up her granddaughter from school
Quotes
You use hairdryer! Not in warranty!
Dale Dudley (imitating technician) [00:14:29]
This really hot, attractive Banshee came out wearing the short robe from nipple junction
Dale Dudley [00:19:40]
I think I know Christ better than a lot of these people do
Dale Dudley [00:49:19]
Nobody’s got to use the internet
Rep. James Sensenbrenner (video) [00:57:05]
Part 3: Adam Carroll and Scrappy Jude Nukem
Adam Carroll and Scrappy Jud Newcomb performed live in-studio, part of a songwriter series they’re doing at Green Hall in Gruene tonight. Dale played ‘What Do You Got’ for MotoGP tickets, leading to several caller attempts before Sonny (a 285-pound man with a criminal record who puts cheese on his baked potato) won. The show also covered Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission executive director resigning after misuse of state resources, a viral video of a radio fight, racist Easter eggs found in Austin, and various riffs on marriage, Daniel’s theories, and Amanda’s extensive sex toy collection.
Segments
- Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Station announcement about the show moving to a new iTunes feed, with the old one being discontinued May 1st.
- Moon Tower Comedy Festival Prep [00:00:25] — Discussion of tomorrow’s sold-out Cap City show kicking off Moon Tower, guests Barry Crimmins, Colin Quinn, and Dan Soder confirmed for Friday.
- Sandy Wexler Movie Discussion [00:04:54] — Dale admits he was fooled into thinking Sandy Wexler was a real person while watching the Adam Sandler Netflix movie, featuring Colin Quinn.
- Intern Password Drama [00:05:55] — Intern initially blamed for locking them out of the texting computer, but it turns out Carissa changed the password to something Stevie-related and didn’t write it down.
- Monster Jam Giveaway and Sponsorship Thanks [00:08:08] — Monster Jam ticket text-to-win, Bob thanks Tequila 512 and River City Screen Printing for sponsoring the Pop Squirrel T-shirt.
- Marijuana Strain Names Prank Theory [00:09:00] — Dale suspects people in the building are writing fake strain names on baggies to hear him say them on air.
- TABC Executive Director Resigns [00:10:50] — Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission head Sherry Cook resigns after misusing state resources for trips to California, photoshoots, missing state cars, and false peace officer credentials.
- Radio Fight Video [00:12:00] — Discussion of Arie Spears getting into a physical altercation on the Corey Holcomb 5150 internet show, with debate over whether internet shows count as ‘radio.’
- Scrappy and Adam Arrive [00:19:06] — Scrappy Jud Newcomb and Adam Carroll arrive and begin tuning up for their performance.
- Daniel’s Marriage Theories Revisited [00:20:29] — Flashback to Daniel as intern claiming one of the married hosts must be cheating based on statistics, and his stance that even looking at another woman is cheating.
- Amanda’s Toy Vault [00:24:09] — Discussion of Amanda Dudley’s extensive collection of sex toys, with Matt proposing a game where everyone picks one they think has been used.
- Daniel’s Spider Story Recap [00:26:30] — Reference to yesterday’s show-derailing story from Daniel about a spider encounter.
- Charity Plugs [00:27:04] — Crawfish Festival for Busby Foundation on April 22nd, and Bob promotes Team Brock golf tournament May 12th at Avery Ranch for childhood brain cancer.
- What Do You Got Game Begins [00:28:00] — Dale starts the MotoGP ticket giveaway game where callers can say anything creative to win.
- Racist Easter Eggs Story [00:31:06] — Austin families found plastic Easter eggs with white nationalist flyers inside, promoting ‘white culture’ events for 18+. Dale criticizes the method as cowardly.
- What Do You Got Winner [00:35:09] — Sonny wins with ‘I put cheese on my baked potato.’ He’s a 5’9′, 285-pound man with a criminal record for alcohol offenses.
- Bob’s Greatest Arguments Ranked [00:36:42] — Caller ranks the show’s dumbest arguments: armadillo flipping cars (#1), iPod weight, lizard ringing doorbell, and Bob tasing his blinds after seeing the lizard.
- Adam Carroll Background [00:39:56] — Adam discusses graduating from Robert E. Lee High School in Tyler, not starting guitar until age 18, and his current Amtrak travel habits between Austin and West Texas.
- Green Hall Songwriter Series [00:42:24] — Details on tonight’s 6pm show at Green Hall in Gruene featuring Adam, Scrappy, and Beaver Nelson.
- Snow Cone Man Performance [00:48:51] — Adam Carroll performs ‘Snow Cone Man,’ a song covered by Steve Bolts on the tribute record ‘Highway Prayer.’
- Guitar Technique Discussion [00:54:05] — Dale asks Scrappy about slide guitar technique in standard tuning, revealing Dale’s been playing again after 6-7 years for his daughter.
- Racecar Joe Performance [00:55:37] — Adam Carroll performs ‘Racecar Joe,’ an East Texas song about the Gladewater Highway and oil field life.
- Wrap-Up and Green Hall Promotion [01:00:10] — Dale praises Adam as underrated, encourages listeners to attend Green Hall tonight starting at 6pm.
Guests
- Adam Carroll (musician) [00:19:06] — Singer-songwriter from Tyler, Texas performing at Green Hall tonight with Scrappy Jud; tribute record ‘Highway Prayer’ recently released
- Scrappy Jud Newcomb (musician) [00:19:06] — Multi-instrumentalist and producer, travels between Austin and West Texas via Amtrak, hosting songwriter series at Green Hall
Callers
- Dr. Bayardo’s associate [00:31:06] — Expressing appreciation for the show despite being mocked in the past as ‘Dr. Bayardo’s lackey’ when he came in to discuss organ donation Dale didn’t remember the incident so felt no guilt; caller thanked them anyway
- John [00:34:04] — Ranking the show’s dumbest arguments: Bob’s iPod weight theory, lizard doorbell, armadillo flipping car, goat leg sweep Led to replay of Bob’s greatest moments including tasing his blinds
- unnamed female caller [00:34:47] — Said hello but then just asked what to do when Dale said ‘tell me what to do’ Immediately rejected, Matt made joke about it being like a sexual encounter
- unnamed (CJ voice imitator) [00:35:21] — Tried to prank them by doing a voice bit claiming to be DJ’s wife Rejected because CJ doesn’t have a wife
- unnamed appliance repair guy [00:35:43] — Offered number for Samsung refrigerator repair Rejected as not creative enough
- Vincent (on Mopac) [00:36:24] — Desperately wanted tickets but his cell connection dropped mid-call Lost connection, did not win
- unnamed flea market vendor (Leander) [00:37:06] — Offered a 1960 replica teeter-totter from his Custom Creations shop at the Leander flea market, invited Dale’s kids to come ride it Rejected for shameless plug, though Dale said flea markets creep him out
- unnamed Zoolander quote caller [00:38:45] — Quoted ‘I’ve got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memory’ from Zoolander Rejected because they’d used that drop on the show days earlier
- Kathy Madigan ticket winner [00:40:04] — Complained he won Kathy Madigan tickets months ago but never received them Dale blamed him, not the show; rejected
- Sonny [00:40:19] — Won with ‘I put cheese on my baked potato’ – turned out to be 5’9′, 285 pounds, with criminal record for alcohol offenses Won three-day MotoGP passes; Dale joked about his weight and asked about jail time
Music
- Adam Carroll — Performed ‘Snow Cone Man’ live with Scrappy Jud on slide guitar; song appears on tribute record ‘Highway Prayer’ covered by Steve Bolts
- Adam Carroll — Performed ‘Racecar Joe’ live, an East Texas song about the Gladewater Highway and oil field life
Quotes
It’s not a radio show if it’s online. Radio is broadcast.
Dale Dudley [00:12:05]
Think about the white nerd boy that put that together instead of knocking on doors.
Dale Dudley [00:33:11]
I put cheese on my baked potato? All right you won.
Dale Dudley [00:40:30]
I’d forgotten how talented people are when we added music back in.
Dale Dudley [00:54:09]
One of the most talented underrated individuals in Austin, Texas.
Dale Dudley [01:00:21]