Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Thursday, June 1, 2017
This Show
Part 2: Germs and Fast Food
Dale leads the crew through discussions of germs and cleanliness, including Dale’s controversial ‘toilet water dip’ method for emergency wiping. The conversation spirals into debates about refrigerator cameras, Cedar Park’s new flag controversy, and fast food rankings. Pop Cop delivers celebrity news, and the show features listener calls including a notably slow-talking caller named Gene who works as a telemarketer.
Segments
- Comedy Cruise Promo [00:00:00] — Dale promotes the Dudley and Bob comedy cruise on Royal Caribbean, August 6-13, featuring Jimmy Roulette and Mike McCray.
- Pop Cop [00:00:52] — Pop Cop delivers celebrity news including Rob Schneider wanting to buy the 49ers, Leonardo DiCaprio dating a 22-year-old model, Lamar Odom released from rehab, and Tucker Carlson taking over Megyn Kelly’s Fox News slot.
- Germs Discussion Begins [00:08:34] — The show transitions to discussing the five germiest things people touch daily, with debate about toilet cleanliness and Dale’s controversial emergency wiping method.
- Dale’s Toilet Dip Method [00:08:46] — Dale defends his technique of dipping toilet paper in fresh toilet water for cleaning, leading to shocked reactions from the crew, especially Carissa.
- Top Five Germiest Things [00:15:54] — Dale counts down the dirtiest things: restroom faucet handles, coffee pot handles, airplane trays, first-floor elevator buttons, and self-checkout touchscreens.
- Dan Patrick Rant [00:27:38] — Dale criticizes local news stations for not challenging Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick on discriminatory legislation, contrasting hard news with fluff stories.
- 100-Year-Old Skydiver [00:29:34] — News segment about Al Blaskey, a 100-year-old Georgetown man who went skydiving. Dale challenges Daniel to go skydiving.
- Cedar Park Flag Controversy [00:33:12] — Extended discussion of Cedar Park’s new city flag with four X’s, featuring news coverage of resident complaints and debates about the design.
- Gene the Telemarketer Calls [00:40:24] — A very slow-talking, possibly stoned caller named Gene suggests indoor skydiving at iFly. The crew struggles with his pace before learning he’s a telemarketer who sells travel arrangements.
- Suburb Definition Debate [00:46:45] — Daniel struggles to define what a suburb is, claiming suburbs didn’t exist before the 1950s, leading to confusion and mockery from the crew.
- Jack in the Box Tacos [00:50:26] — Dale discusses Wall Street Journal article about Americans eating 554 million Jack in the Box tacos per year, describing them as the best drunk food.
- Taco Bell as Healthy Fast Food [00:54:02] — Discussion of how Taco Bell has become one of the healthiest fast food chains through menu restructuring and the Fresco menu.
- Wendy’s Twitter Takedown [00:56:21] — Dale reads how Wendy’s owned a Twitter troll named Thuggy D who claimed their beef was frozen, leading the troll to deactivate their account.
- Top Five Breakfast Sandwiches [01:00:16] — Discussion of Uproxx’s top five breakfast sandwiches, including Carl’s Jr., Chick-fil-A, Taco Bell, McDonald’s McGriddles, Burger King Croissan’wich, and Starbucks.
- Blue Apron Live Read [01:03:45] — Dale and Bob deliver Blue Apron sponsor read, offering first three meals free at blueapron.com/Dudley.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:00:52] — Matt Bearden delivers celebrity news in character as Pop Cop, with Dale testing harmonizer effects during the segment
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:50:26] — Extended discussion of Jack in the Box tacos, Taco Bell’s healthy menu, Wendy’s Twitter, and top breakfast sandwiches
Callers
- Gene [00:40:24] — Called to suggest indoor skydiving at iFly as alternative to actual skydiving Became a running joke due to his extremely slow speech pattern. Crew discovered he was smoking pot and works as a telemarketer selling travel arrangements, which made his terrible phone manner even funnier. Dale asked if he’d pack their parachutes.
Quotes
The new water is contaminated as soon as it hits the bowl
Carissa Jade [00:15:13]
Do you understand you’re trying to discriminate against human beings?
Dale Dudley [00:27:57]
Four X’s is what John Podesta used to order small boys
Matt Bearden [00:36:05]
Jack in the Box taco is the best drunk food when you’ve been out drinking
Dale Dudley [00:51:00]
Part 3: Greg Warren
Greg Warren visits to promote his Cap City Comedy Club shows and the hosts dive deep into his personal life. They discuss his failed relationship with someone with borderline personality disorder, his 48-year-old single status, and his past at West Point. The conversation shifts to coming-of-age movies, triggered by Dale’s memories of ‘My Bodyguard,’ with the hosts and callers debating what qualifies as a true coming-of-age film versus just favorite movies from youth.
Segments
- Greg Warren Introduction [00:00:17] — Dale welcomes comedian Greg Warren who is performing at Cap City Comedy Club. They discuss it’s been about a year since his last visit when Dale was out sick with the flu.
- Greg’s Love Life [00:02:01] — The hosts probe Greg about being 48 and single. He reveals his last serious relationship ended five years ago with someone who had borderline personality disorder, and admits his sex drive has diminished with age.
- Tommy Davis and Scientology [00:09:37] — Dale discovers that former Scientology spokesperson Tommy Davis lived in Austin’s Westlake Hills. The conversation turns to Leah Remini’s show and the hosts’ experiences with Celebrity Centers in LA.
- Damone Impressions [00:13:00] — Greg reveals he does impressions of Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High and shares a story about meeting the actor (Robert Romanus) at a Starbucks in LA.
- Jonah Hill Interview Story [00:16:41] — Dale recounts an uncomfortable interview with Jonah Hill where a handler shook his head ‘no’ to a question, and how Norm MacDonald kept calling him ‘Jonas.’
- Bruce Springsteen Audiobook [00:19:01] — Dale discusses listening to the 18-hour Bruce Springsteen audiobook and Bob’s resemblance to The Boss. Greg reveals he’s from Jersey.
- Coming-of-Age Movies Discussion [00:36:00] — The topic shifts to what qualifies as a coming-of-age movie. Dale shares his deeply personal story about being bullied at Stovall Junior High in Houston’s Aldine district and how ‘My Bodyguard’ resonated with him.
- West Point Revelation [00:53:49] — Greg reveals he attended West Point for a year before dropping out. Matt teases him about it throughout the rest of the show.
- Show Wrap and Plugs [01:01:00] — Final plugs for Greg Warren at Cap City Comedy Club, Dale’s afternoon show on AM 590, and upcoming remotes.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [01:00:11] — Dale mentions Greg will stay for The Sideshow podcast after the broadcast ends
Guests
- Greg Warren (comedian) [00:00:17] — Promoting shows at Cap City Comedy Club June 1-3, 2017. Former Bob and Tom tour regular who lives in the Midwest and attended West Point before dropping out.
Callers
- William (null) [00:43:38] — Shared that his coming-of-age movie was Meatballs and told a story about buying a piano from a giant man in upstate New York Dale joked about his voice sounding like witness protection and the mafia
- Unnamed (null) [00:44:52] — Mentioned Repo Man and River’s Edge as coming-of-age films Led to discussion of Crispin Glover and the Brian Ateen audition tape
- Mark (null) [00:49:00] — Called multiple times about coming-of-age movies, first suggesting Heavy Metal (animated), later Porky’s edited for TV Bob kept correcting him on what constitutes a true coming-of-age movie versus just a favorite film
- Unnamed (null) [00:56:43] — Suggested Dead Poets Society as a coming-of-age movie Hosts agreed it was a valid choice and recommended the SNL parody
- Unnamed (null) [00:57:57] — Called to discuss The Outsiders Led to discussion of Brian Ateen’s overwrought audition tape
- Unnamed (null) [01:00:02] — Named Orange County with Jack Black as his coming-of-age movie Hosts noted this indicated a younger caller and invited him to call back during The Sideshow
Quotes
I don’t care as much. That’s what concerned me.
Greg Warren [00:02:13]
This is like the Jerry Lewis interview.
Dale Dudley [00:12:23]
You pick up a goddamn two-by-four and hit him over the effing head.
Dale Dudley [00:36:00]
And he’s pounding his fist in his hand. [makes crying sound]
Dale Dudley [00:42:07]
She was engaged to Leo DiCaprio. I dated Shannon Klosterman for like six months.
Greg Warren [00:50:20]
A coming-of-age movie is you coming-of-age watching other people on screen coming-of-age.
Bob Fonseca [00:53:49]