Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, July 11, 2017
This Show
Part 1: Bathroom Art
Dale reads an HR email to the entire building about repeated bathroom incidents, including vomit and feces left in women’s restrooms in the promotions area. The crew reminisces about similar issues years ago with ‘bathroom art’ in the men’s room. They also discuss feral hogs roaming Jester Estates, a viral video of a rescued bunny immediately taken by a hawk, Dale’s interest in buying a fixer-upper house on Mount Bonnell, and the return of ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm.’
Segments
- Show Open and Credit Card Bills [00:00:00] — Show opening with Dale complaining about credit card bills and his son’s upcoming birthday wanting something unavailable nationwide.
- White Stone Brewery Gift [00:03:47] — Dale receives beer from White Stone Brewery in Cedar Park, which is opening a new location. He’s invited to their dinner on Sunday.
- Bob’s Phone Number Incident [00:05:20] — Dale apologizes for accidentally letting Bob’s phone number out on air the previous day. Someone figured it out and texted Bob.
- Marconi Award Nomination [00:08:00] — Dale discusses the Marconi Award (radio’s most prestigious award) and congratulates colleagues across the hall who were nominated. The show has never been nominated.
- Bathroom Art Email [00:10:40] — Dale reads an HR email from Marla about serious bathroom issues including vomit in multiple women’s restrooms and feces spread on a toilet seat in the promotions area bathroom. The crew discusses similar ‘bathroom art’ issues they had years ago in the men’s room.
- Bob’s Weekend Project [00:18:26] — Bob describes his distressing weekend trying to build walls on a shed to secure expensive tools on the east side. He slept on his living room floor Sunday night to guard the equipment.
- Radio Flippers House Hunt [00:20:14] — Dale discusses a house on Mount Bonnell he’s considering buying that may need major renovation or complete rebuild. Bob thinks it might be his late aunt’s house.
- Feral Hogs in Jester Estates [00:23:04] — News story about feral hogs roaming Jester Estates near Bull Creek Nature Preserve, tearing up yards. The crew mocks a resident complaining about nature in a wooded area.
- Trump Olympics Tweet [00:28:58] — Dale discusses Trump’s tweet about working to get the Olympics for the United States. Dale tries to respond on Twitter but has technical difficulties.
- Airline Disruptions [00:34:15] — Discussion of a Russian man covered in blood freaking out on a plane, and general airline disruption issues.
- GLOW Documentary Defense [00:36:57] — Dale defends the GLOW documentary after Bob supposedly criticized it, though Bob denies using the word ‘terrible.’
- Bunny Meets Hawk Video [00:38:29] — The crew watches a viral video of a rescued bunny being released, only to be immediately snatched by a hawk. Dale notes you need to check the skies before releasing bunnies.
- Curb Your Enthusiasm Return [00:40:08] — They watch promos and clips from the returning season of ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm,’ including a scene where Larry draws a Hitler mustache and swastika for a kid.
- Trump Tweet Bingo Idea [00:42:20] — Dale proposes a new contest idea: Trump Tweet Bingo, where callers submit words on Monday and they track which ones Trump tweets throughout the week.
- Put It In Reverse Terry Video [00:43:08] — They replay the viral ‘Put It In Reverse Terry’ fireworks video. The person who posted it took it down after catching heat, though nobody was hurt.
- Fox News Headline Error [00:44:05] — Dale points out a Fox News headline that redundantly says ‘Group Rehabilitating Fawns, Possums and Fawns.’
Quotes
I’m not a Robert Mapplethorpe, I could not work with that particular medium.
Dale Dudley [00:11:01]
All good portable stuff
Bob Fonseca [00:16:34]
While we’re at it, there’s some friends that have fire ants and deer. Do something about it.
Dale Dudley [00:25:29]
I’ve never had a president where I wanted to brown nose the living hell out of this person.
Bob Fonseca [00:32:56]
When are humans gonna learn that you never release a bunny without checking the skies?
Bob Fonseca [00:39:46]
Part 2: Death and Donuts
The show revolves around three main topics: Dale’s frustration trying to find a Nintendo Switch for his son’s birthday, a ‘Fast Food Fanatic’ segment featuring free food deals (Krispy Kreme donuts and 7-Eleven Slurpees), and Daniel’s elaborate donut preferences, which devolves into an extended discussion about his eating habits including fritters, biscuit sandwiches, ketchup obsession, and his twice-weekly buffet binges. The cast repeatedly compares Daniel’s sugar addiction to Dale’s past cocaine use, expressing concern about his health while simultaneously being entertained by his specific food requirements.
Segments
- Gala Event Promotion [00:00:01] — Dale promotes the upcoming gala at the Paramount Theatre featuring musicians and comedians including Charlie Sexton, Bob Schneider, Chris Cubis, and Martha Kelly.
- Pop Culture News [00:01:04] — Bob delivers rapid-fire celebrity news including Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson 2020 campaign, DJ Khaled’s number one album, and Trump Jr.’s Russian lawyer meeting.
- Nintendo Switch Hunt [00:06:00] — Dale vents frustration about trying to find a Nintendo Switch for his son’s birthday on the 17th, with sellers gouging prices at $420 versus the $222 retail price. Matt offers his kids’ Switch but says they hate it.
- Fast Food Fanatic: Free Deals [00:10:09] — Dale presents free food deals: Krispy Kreme offering a dozen donuts for 80 cents with purchase, 7-Eleven free small Slurpees for their 90th birthday, and Chick-fil-A free meals if you dress as a cow.
- Daniel’s Donut Standards [00:22:29] — Daniel reveals he judges donut shops by their fritters and wants a place with fluffy biscuit sandwiches. He admits to not liking Krispy Kreme, shocking the hosts.
- The Cambodian Donut Rant [00:25:02] — Daniel goes on a confusing tangent about Asian-owned donut shops needing better biscuit sandwiches, comparing different biscuit textures and how they absorb ketchup.
- Sugar and Health Concerns [00:32:17] — Dale discusses watching ‘Sugarcoated’ on Netflix and his pre-diabetic condition, while expressing concern about Daniel’s sugar consumption habits.
- Daniel’s Weekend Donut Binges [00:36:58] — Daniel reveals he goes to donut shops on both Saturday and Sunday mornings, getting fritters, biscuit sandwiches, and donut holes with ketchup. Bob compares it to cocaine addiction.
- Super Salad Buffet Confession [00:41:46] — Daniel admits to getting Super Salad buffets to go, cramming pizza, ice cream, and other items into styrofoam containers alongside his ‘salad.’
- Chris Christie Radio Clip [00:53:53] — Dale plays audio of Chris Christie’s WFAN radio debut where he argues with a caller from Montclair who criticized him for the beach scandal.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:10:09] — Special edition featuring free food deals at Krispy Kreme, 7-Eleven, and Chick-fil-A
Callers
- Aaron [00:28:46] — Asking about Bob selling his Nintendo Switch Brief call about the Switch availability
- Patrick (Chilantro employee) [00:43:21] — Recommending Donut 7 for Daniel’s biscuit needs Provides donut shop recommendation near Chilantro location
- unnamed [00:45:21] — Commenting they drove off Pennybacker Bridge after hearing the show Brief comedic interjection
- Rachel [00:45:35] — Saying she smiled at Daniel’s fritter talk Brief supportive call about the entertainment value
- Pete [00:46:42] — Making a joke about Daniel’s pancreas Does ‘Put it in reverse, Terry!’ impression
- unnamed [00:47:17] — Discussing Round Rock donuts Shares his own donut cravings
- Brad [00:48:05] — Saying he doesn’t feel bad being an alcoholic compared to Daniel Quick joke that gets him hung up on
- Kevin [00:50:10] — Pointing out Daniel gets Super Salad buffets to go Helps expose Daniel’s buffet gaming strategy
- Peter [00:50:41] — Joking about line at the pearly gates for Daniel Death joke about Daniel’s eating habits
- Michael (Montclair) [00:51:29] — Commenting on fritter discussion Brief comment about the show content
Quotes
Hey, virgin nerds! Frumpy, dumpy nerds with your neckbeards!
Bob Fonseca [00:07:37]
What do you want me to tell a little boy?
Dale Dudley [00:09:08]
Death and donuts, folks. That’s what we’re talking about today.
Dale Dudley [00:21:54]
I judge a donut place by how good their fritter is.
Daniel Gallo [00:24:17]
Fast food is my cocaine.
Daniel Gallo [00:41:46]
I can’t get past the picture of him in that chair on the beach.
Dale Dudley [00:53:58]
Part 3: Dog Days of Summer
Part 3 opens with Dale recounting his weekend meltdown — a dog eating feces, a can light falling from the ceiling after a fight with Amanda, backing into a car while angry, the dog Dinky urinating on the fabric couch, and everyone upstairs afraid of him. Bob and Matt join later, and the show shifts to extensive discussion of Donald Trump Jr.’s 2016 meeting with a Russian lawyer. Dale rants about Fox News, Kellyanne Conway, Sean Hannity, and the hypocrisy of Trump defenders while playing clips. Callers offer tips on night sweats and home repair. The tone is both comedic (Dale’s domestic chaos) and politically heated (Trump coverage).
Segments
- Dog Days Weekend Meltdown [00:00:00] — Dale recounts his chaotic weekend: Cooper the dog eating feces, a can light pulled from the ceiling during a fight with Amanda, backing into a car in his driveway, broken glass plates, and Dinky urinating on the couch. His family is now upstairs, afraid of him.
- Dog Ownership Complaints [00:16:20] — Dale and Matt discuss the downsides of pet ownership — early morning barking, accidents, and the difficult decision of when to put down an aging dog. Dale struggles with what to do about Dinky.
- Nintendo Switch Hunt and Bitcoin [00:24:31] — Dale talks about trying to find a Nintendo Switch using Brickseek and getting frustrated. Brief mention of Bitcoin tanking and comparison to the Death Row Marv collectible crash.
- Trump Jr. Russian Meeting — Deep Dive [00:25:35] — Dale shifts to extensive political commentary on Donald Trump Jr.’s June 2016 meeting with a Russian lawyer, breaking down the lies, changing stories, and Republican hypocrisy. He plays and dissects clips from Kellyanne Conway, Sean Hannity, and Fox & Friends.
- Which Wich Promo [00:45:02] — Bob reads a sponsor message for Which Wich, promoting the Italian Club sandwich and vegan options.
- More Trump Coverage and Fox News Criticism [00:46:20] — Dale continues ranting about Fox News defending Trump, calling them traitors and sexual abusers. He imagines how they would spin even the most damning evidence and criticizes their past cheerleading for the Iraq War.
- Show Wrap and Promos [00:59:01] — Dale promotes his KLBJ-AM slot, Punch comedy show, Austin Theater Gala, and Schlitterbahn promotion with Daniel.
Callers
- April (regular) [00:00:32] — Night sweats remedy — suggested Dale drink alkaline water (Essentia brand) and Gatorade to restore electrolytes and stop night sweats. Dale is polite but skeptical. April reveals she is the caller from a few years ago who yelled at the show and whose clip they replay often.
- Tina [00:17:55] — Offers to have her husband, who is starting an electrical company, come fix Dale’s can light for free estimate. Dale asks about pricing. She suggests $300. He’s turned off by the cost and the hassle.
- Rick [00:18:58] — Apparently also calling about the can light repair, offers free estimate. Brief interaction, no real resolution. Dale thanks him.
- Brandon [00:21:26] — Calls to commiserate about incontinent dogs. He has five dogs at his house and they pee on the couch when his folks leave. Dale asks if he chose to have five dogs; Brandon reveals he lives with his mom. Dale and the crew mock him gently and thank him.
- David [00:58:43] — Unclear — Dale gives him 10 seconds but the call is aborted or not completed. No real interaction; Dale moves on immediately.
Quotes
God dang dirty Mexicans — that’s what a woman called Chief Acevedo in Destin.
Dale Dudley [00:04:02]
Oh God damn it! What the F am I doing wrong? It’s like a plot!
Dale Dudley [00:13:00]
Dogs, fine china. Kids, plastic plates.
Dale Dudley [00:20:38]
If you still support Trump, you’re mentally ill. That’s not a bad thing — everyone’s mentally ill.
Dale Dudley [00:26:08]
Fox News is a group of traitors and sexual abusers who only care about the rich.
Dale Dudley [00:54:34]