Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, July 31, 2017
This Show
Part 1: I Get It
Dale and Bob return from vacation and the cast catches up on the week off. Bob broke his pinky toe kicking a chair at a Houston hotel, forcing him to decline Dancing with the Stars Austin. Dale recounts his Seattle trip and Amanda’s heroics. The discussion veers into cruise ship murder, one-hit-wonder deaths (John Kelso, Michael Johnson), and Seattle tourism. Dale jokes ‘I get it’ about a husband killing his wife on a cruise after she laughed at him, echoing a Chris Rock bit.
Segments
- Opening [00:00:19] — Show open with Dale returning from vacation with the Stormtrooper helmet and discussing the trip setup.
- Seattle vacation tease [00:04:36] — Dale teases Seattle stories, gifts for cast, and hints at gala drama he learned about.
- John Kelso and Michael Johnson deaths [00:07:58] — Dale mentions columnist John Kelso’s death and one-hit-wonder Michael Johnson (Bluer Than Blue) passing.
- Bob’s broken toe story [00:13:01] — Bob recounts breaking his pinky toe kicking a hotel chair in Houston five minutes after check-in, getting x-rays, and declining Dancing with the Stars.
- Green fractures and toe injuries [00:16:43] — Matt and the cast trade broken toe stories, explain green fractures, and debate recovery times.
- Ozark documentary and George Lazenby [00:29:09] — Dale praises the George Lazenby documentary and debates Jason Bateman’s Ozark with a caller.
- Cruise ship murder discussion [00:36:15] — The crew discusses a man who killed his wife on a Princess cruise after she laughed at him. Dale says ‘I don’t condone it, but I get it.’
- Steampunk Saloon closes [00:39:49] — Dale notes the Steampunk Saloon has closed and been replaced by Buford’s Backyard Beer Garden.
- Amanda MacGyver tease [00:43:03] — Dale teases stories about Amanda saving his life in Seattle and refers to her as ‘Amanda MacGyver.’
Callers
- unnamed [00:29:09] — Recommending the Netflix show Ozark to Dale Dale declines, says he won’t watch anything with Jason Bateman.
Quotes
I don’t condone it, but I get it.
Dale Dudley [00:35:07]
Ugly people deserve to live.
Matt Bearden [00:39:57]
Part 2: The C-Pap Hall of Fame
Dale returns from vacation with CPAP disaster stories, marijuana dispensary adventures in Seattle, and travel mishaps. The bulk of the segment is Dale recounting his Seattle trip: buying legal marijuana, running into Clark Ryan by chance, having CPAP machine problems that his wife Amanda ‘MacGyver’ Dudley solved with duct tape and putty, and Amanda making several geography-related gaffes. The cast also discusses Trump’s chaotic week, Scaramucci, McCain’s healthcare vote thumbs-down, and plans for the upcoming Schmooze Fest gala.
Segments
- Manicure and Hangnails [00:00:02] — Dale opens discussing getting a manicure for hangnails, mentions it’s bill day (July 31st), and that Blaine has been emailing him pictures.
- Trump’s Chaotic Week Recap [00:00:54] — The cast discusses the crazy week they missed while on vacation: Scaramucci, Trump’s Boy Scout speech, transgender military ban tweet, and John McCain’s dramatic thumbs-down healthcare vote.
- Seattle Heat and Weather [00:08:09] — Dale discusses the extreme heat in Austin (109 heat index) and remembers shooting a movie in 1998 when it was 114 degrees.
- Legal Marijuana Dispensary Visit [00:09:54] — Dale describes visiting a marijuana dispensary in Seattle, buying ‘Saints’ pre-rolled joints, and the awkwardness of doing something legal that felt illegal his whole life.
- Running Into Clark Ryan [00:17:03] — Dale tells the story of lighting a legal marijuana cigarette in an alley and coincidentally running into Clark Ryan, who hired him for KOBJ, walking by on a Seattle street.
- The CPAP Hall of Fame Story [00:20:30] — Dale’s epic story of his CPAP machine breaking (missing gasket) on the first night, suffering through sleepless nights, and his wife Amanda creating a makeshift repair using weather stripping putty and camo duct tape from Home Depot.
- Vacation Gifts [00:34:58] — Dale hands out souvenirs: scorpion heart necklaces for Carissa, a David Bowie shirt for Bob, a ‘Homeland Security’ Native American shirt for Daniel, and a belt buckle with boots for Matt.
- Amanda’s Panic Attack Moment [00:39:00] — Dale confesses to having a marijuana-induced panic attack when he saw many emails between his wife and Bob Schneider, thinking the worst before realizing they were just about the gala.
- Amanda McAtee – Geography Gaffes [00:45:50] — Dale recounts his wife asking about Seattle’s altitude (she thought being near mountains meant high altitude despite being at sea level) and why road signs had George Washington silhouettes (because they were in Washington state).
- Bob Schneider Song Selection Drama [00:56:51] — Bob reveals the hosts have been unable to decide which Bob Schneider song to request for Schmooze Fest for seven weeks, finally settling on ‘Trash’ after Dale plays it.
Recurring Bits
- Trump Dump [00:01:50] — Audio clip of Trump telling police not to protect suspects’ heads when putting them in cars, followed by discussion of his Boy Scout speech and transgender military ban
Callers
- Michael (regular) [00:58:02] — Called to give the correct pronunciation of Sacagawea Brief call providing pronunciation correction, then hung up
Music
- Bob Schneider — Song ‘Trash’ played and discussed as potential Schmooze Fest selection
Quotes
He literally walked out like Game of Thrones and did thumbs down
Dale Dudley [00:04:57]
This should go into the CPAP Hall of Fame
Dale Dudley [00:26:40]
It’s a backwards mountain. It’s inverted.
Carissa Jade [00:47:56]
Part 3: Conor’s Secret
Dale returns from Seattle vacation and recounts stories about the trip, expensive meals, tourist attractions, and issues with dog diarrhea. The show transitions through various topics including fast food news, Seattle experiences, and swimming pool building. A significant portion involves discussion about Connor (a station employee) and his romantic interest situation, which Daniel accidentally brings up on-air despite Connor’s request for privacy. The show closes with extended John Oliver clips mocking Alex Jones’s product sales.
Segments
- Seattle Vacation Recap [00:00:03] — Dale shares stories from his Seattle trip including dog diarrhea issues, expensive meals ($120-$140 each), tourist activities (Pop Culture Museum, monorail, locks, waterfalls), and interactions with his pet sitter via Nest camera.
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:03:12] — Discussion of birthday cake bacteria (1400% increase from blowing out candles), Daniel’s pinata storage methods, and fast food news including P Terry’s expanding into tacos and Lyft’s Taco Bell partnership feature.
- Swimming Pool Trade Discussion [00:10:29] — Dale discovers Justin from California Pools (who came to his house) is on a TV show called Pool Kings. Discussion turns to station trade possibilities for swimming pools and other services.
- Connor’s Secret (Off-Air Situation) [00:27:20] — Daniel accidentally makes noise on-air about Connor (station employee) walking in, revealing there’s something Connor doesn’t want discussed. Eventually revealed to involve romantic interest from someone at the station, but kept mostly vague on-air.
- Carissa and Connor [00:32:00] — Carissa Jade comes in and discusses her interest in Connor, a former intern who’s now working at the station. She mentions talking to HR about whether pursuing this would be a violation.
- Jim Bakker Food Bucket Infomercial [00:40:42] — Extended play and mockery of Jim Bakker selling ‘Staying Alive’ survival food buckets with 30-year shelf life, featuring a BeeGees parody song performance. Hosts point out the contradiction of preparing to survive the end times.
- John Oliver on Alex Jones [00:48:37] — Extended clips from John Oliver’s show mocking Alex Jones’s product sales (supplements, tactical bath wipes, Bill Clinton rape whistle, caveman bone broth formula) and his before/after photos.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:03:12] — Discussion of birthday cake bacteria, P Terry’s taco expansion, and Lyft’s Taco Bell partnership feature ‘taco mode’
Quotes
No matter how softly you present it, if you talk through the IQ cam, it scares the hell out of them
Dale Dudley [00:00:46]
Don’t make noise on the air you can’t talk about
Dale Dudley [00:27:49]
I hate ratings. This business – you’re up, you’re down, good morning you’re in the air, you’re on the ground
Dale Dudley [00:40:33]