Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, August 2, 2017
This Show
Part 2: Anatomy
The segment focuses heavily on a potential new advertiser — a doctor offering labiaplasty (labeled ‘labia reduction/reconstruction’). Dale is slated to voice the ads despite discomfort from Carissa, who argues women should be happy with their bodies. The hosts debate body image, self-improvement, and elective procedures. They also discuss a Dallas photographer who won over $1 million from a couple who lied about her online, which resonates with Dale whose wife faced similar attacks. Matt pitches a Norwegian news site’s policy requiring readers to pass a quiz on an article before they can comment. Throughout, the show is filled with tangents on C-sections, bell placement, keto diets, and Yelp’s toxicity.
Segments
- Labia reconstruction ads intro [00:00:35] — Dale recaps being approached to voice live ads for labiaplasty surgery, despite wanting Carissa to do them. The doctor is scheduled to visit the studio later.
- Small business Yelp defamation lawsuit [00:01:41] — Dale and the team discuss a Dallas wedding photographer who won over $1 million from a couple who lied about her online, echoing Dale’s wife’s similar experience.
- Norwegian comment quiz system [00:02:02] — Matt describes NRK Broadcasting’s brilliant requirement that readers pass a quiz on an article before they can comment on it, preventing uninformed trolling.
- Carissa wants to inspect herself [00:05:05] — After hearing about labia procedures, Carissa expresses a sudden urge to ‘go look’ at her own anatomy with her iPad, sparking a debate about body image and insecurity.
- Body image debate [00:21:00] — Carissa argues women shouldn’t be pressured to change themselves; Dale counters that self-improvement (like his nose job) is valid. The conversation becomes tense and philosophical.
- Daniel’s C-section confusion [00:26:00] — Daniel reveals he thought women could elect C-sections to preserve their vaginas, prompting the hosts to educate him on what a cesarean actually is and where the incision goes.
- Keto diet weight loss contest [00:33:45] — Dale gives Chuy keto test strips and discusses their informal weight loss contest. Dale describes entering ketosis and keto flu symptoms.
- Wedding photographer defamation story (video) [00:36:06] — The hosts watch and react to a news report about Andrea Polito’s lawsuit victory. The couple orchestrated a campaign to ‘screw over’ the photographer over a $125 album fee.
- Dale’s wife’s Yelp nightmare [00:41:55] — Dale recounts how a couple trashed his wife’s photography business on Yelp after a free Zach Scott Theater wedding, and how the groom had complained about disabled grocery store employees.
Guests
- Andrea Polito (news subject) (other) [00:36:06] — Dallas wedding photographer who won $1M defamation suit, subject of news clip the hosts watched and discussed
Callers
- unnamed [00:17:33] — jingle suggestion for labia ads offered the MC Hammer ‘do your lips hang low’ jingle, got hung up on quickly
- unnamed [00:30:07] — C-section story shared that his mom had a semi-elective C-section after 36 hours of labor because he was 11 pounds; helped clarify when C-sections are medically necessary
Quotes
Norway, home of ABBA… wait, that’s Sweden.
Matt Bearden [00:02:58]
I want to go look at my vagina.
Carissa Jade [00:05:20]
Every visit to Christy’s house was like a visit to Arby’s.
Dale Dudley [00:15:56]
I turn the lights off and move away from the mirror to brush my teeth.
Dale Dudley [00:24:00]
Part 3: Gossip
The segment, titled ‘Gossip,’ primarily revolves around the hosts discovering and relentlessly teasing former intern Connor about a romantic/sexual relationship with Deb from 101X. The crew spends much of the segment making British-themed sexual puns and jokes. Dr. Lauren Crawford, a plastic surgeon, visits near the end to discuss a vaginal rejuvenation device called Votiva, which Dale will apparently be doing ads for. Dale also shares minor stories and mentions various personal topics throughout.
Segments
- Football Season and Fantasy League Setup [00:00:01] — Dale tries to get Wes Stearns from Airco to join his fantasy football league called ‘Mangina Madness.’ Discussion of preseason games starting soon.
- Jail or No Jail – Arkansas Donkey Case [00:02:02] — Dale presents a ‘Jail or No Jail’ story about an Arkansas man caught having sex with the family’s pet donkey multiple times via game camera. Crew votes to lock him up.
- BuzzFeed Penis Quiz [00:05:41] — The hosts take a BuzzFeed quiz about ‘how many of these things have you stuck your blank in,’ going through absurd options from mouths to hot tubs to piles of garbage. Dale reports checking 24 out of 100.
- Michael Corcoran Mention [00:15:01] — Dale reads a piece by music writer Michael Corcoran that mentions him, reflecting on past feuds and how he’s chosen to be gracious now.
- Ken Ham Caribbean Cruise Announcement [00:17:43] — Dale finds it ironic that Ken Ham, the Ark Encounter builder, is doing an apologetics cruise. Justin Valli comments on the post.
- George Clooney Scientific Beauty Study [00:18:57] — Dale discusses a study claiming George Clooney is the most scientifically beautiful man according to the Greek golden ratio of beauty. Discussion of facial symmetry.
- Connor and Deb Relationship Revealed [00:29:32] — Chuy reveals that Connor has been seeing Deb from 101X. This sets off a long segment of British-themed sexual puns and jokes from the hosts.
- Caller Suggests ‘Clam Jam’ [00:37:45] — A caller suggests the female version of ‘cock block’ should be ‘clam jam’ instead of ‘C-block.’
- Dr. Lauren Crawford Interview [00:51:30] — Dr. Crawford, a board-certified plastic surgeon, visits to discuss the Votiva device for vaginal rejuvenation. Dale reveals he’s had four plastic surgeries: rhinoplasty, liposuction, blepharoplasty (twice), and a facelift.
Guests
- Dr. Lauren Crawford (expert) [00:51:30] — Board-certified plastic surgeon discussing Votiva vaginal rejuvenation device and other procedures. Will be advertising on the show.
Callers
- unnamed [00:01:40] — Hall of Fame game timing Brief factual exchange about Cowboys playing Arizona
- unnamed [00:37:45] — Suggested ‘clam jam’ terminology Offered alternative term for female version of cock-blocking, hosts acknowledged it
Text Line
- [00:26:58] Someone mentioned seeing the highway sign about left lane being for passing only — read by Dale Dudley Dale was excited that TxDOT apparently responded to his on-air request to put up that message
Quotes
Later in life, people you had feuds with, you just be nice. Then you win in the end.
Dale Dudley [00:15:44]
Today I feel like the crappiest storyteller on earth alive.
Daniel Gallo [00:22:33]
I’m an open book. I’ll let you in my bedroom.
Chuy [00:48:03]