🎙️ First Hour Analysis 🎙️

Analysis of Matt & Bob Show (12-15-2022)

What food items/restaurants were talked about?

• Baumgars (00:00.520) – mentioned in advertisement for outdoor supplies and gift cards
• Taco Cabana (28:00.410) – Drunk Mark mentioned it, though clarified he wasn’t there
• Chilies and Chewies (28:42.516) – Drunk Mark said these are places where “they know who you are”

Were there any news stories talked about during this portion?

• Tomb of Saint Nicholas discovered (12:20.177) – Archaeologists in Turkey believe they found the actual tomb of the real Saint Nicholas beneath a 7th or 8th century church in Antalya province
• Christmas figures around the world (13:13.966-19:42.778) – Discussion of various Santa Claus equivalents in different countries including Sinterklaas (Netherlands), Befana (Italy), Saint Miklis (Central Europe), Julupuki (Finland), Yule Lads (Iceland), Amu Nourous (Iran), and Olensero (Basque Country)
• Guardian angel belief (20:41.504) – Bob mentioned a statistic that 50% of Americans believe they have a guardian angel

What was the “Click Click Boom” segment about? Please list any clickbait news the hosts mention.

*This segment was not present in this portion of the show.*

Were there any funny moments or memorable quotes during this portion?

• “You got this, girl” (04:57.787) – Matt called it “maybe the greatest, maybe the best line ever delivered in episodic television history” from White Lotus
• “I’m not looking for greatness. I’m looking to shut my brain off” (06:31.362) – Bob explaining his TV watching habits
• “Everybody in this city is writing a screenplay or directing a documentary” (07:01.757) – Bob on why he’s not a “film guy” anymore
• “My brain already hurts” (08:39.708) – Bob’s response to the White Lotus explanation
• Bob’s Santa Claus comparison to religion (17:37.392) – “You know what is a lot like this? Religion. In that you have one story, but it’s different everywhere”
• “We’re living in hell right now” (22:58.198) – Donnie (Bible Mike) claiming the apocalypse has already happened
• Chicken dance description (11:00.440) – Matt: “That literally looks like a chicken that was born with a chromosomal issue”
• “Whoever’s got the strings… you’re doing a really crappy job” (20:51.403) – Bob to his guardian angel
• The button incident (32:32.969) – Bob accidentally hit a button he’d “never used in 30 years”

Were there any phone callers this portion? Who and what was the call about?

• Donnie/Bible Mike (22:22.825-27:00.523) – Called to discuss religion and angels. Claimed the apocalypse has already happened, that only 2-3 truly sinless people have vanished (been raptured), and that “we’re living in hell right now.” Mentioned his father died in September and believes he’s in purgatory. Also discussed the CERN Collider and got high at home.
• Drunk Mark (Sober Mark on Thursday) (27:10.090-30:00.751) – Called in after partying with his wife at a local restaurant (wouldn’t name it, but hinted at Chilies/Chewies). Asked about spare tickets to the show. Was told the show was sold out.

Provide a 5 paragraph summary on Bob’s Rock and Roll News segment.

Bob Fonseca opened his Rock and Roll News segment with a warning that the news was “a little thin these days” as rock artists were coming off tours and heading home for the Christmas break. The lead story focused on Ozzy Osbourne’s uncertain health status. Despite releasing his hit album “Patient No. 9,” Ozzy has been dealing with serious illness and injuries over the past four years. He expressed doubt about being able to honor his UK European tour commitments in spring 2023, saying “I just can’t effing walk much now.” Ozzy revealed frustration with a recent surgery, stating “This effing surgery this guy did, effing hell, you have no idea,” dropping five F-bombs in less than 30 seconds according to Bob. His neck surgery in June has helped him stay mobile, but he admitted this is the longest he’s ever been ill.

Bob then moved to more positive news about anticipated 2023 tours. Major acts heading out on the road include Motley Crue, Def Leppard, and Alice Cooper. Metallica will be touring with Pantera and Mammoth WVH (Wolfie Van Halen’s band). Double bills were announced including Billy Joel with Stevie Nicks, and Journey with Toto. Other notable tours include Dead and Company’s final curtain call, Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, and Elvis Costello. Bob promised to keep listeners informed as more tours are announced throughout the year.

Pearl Jam news followed, with Stone Gossard (whose position in the band Bob couldn’t quite remember, guessing bassist or drummer) revealing the band is currently writing and recording new material. However, Bob expressed annoyance that the new record won’t be released until 2024, questioning how anyone can pre-announce an album that far in advance when “you don’t even know if the planet will exist.” He sarcastically told Stone Gossard to “keep your comments to yourself” but to “keep practicing that bass, man, all right? Or whatever instrument you play.”

In Rock and Roll News Junior (the kids’ segment), Bob covered Adam Lambert’s new music video for his cover of Duran Duran’s “Ordinary World.” The track comes from Lambert’s forthcoming solo album of covers called “High Drama,” set to release February 24th. Bob also mentioned a fun fact that the Beach Boys almost changed their name to just “The Beach” in the early 1970s. Guitarist Al Jardine explained they felt they needed to get away from California culture, which Bob found ironic since “that California culture” had paid them millions. Cooler heads prevailed and they remained the Beach Boys.

Bob closed his segment with the Rock and Roll News Salute, thanking all listeners who supported the show and the Rock and Roll News throughout the year. He encouraged people to continue sending stories to [email protected] and promised 2023 would bring exciting new features to what he called “the best show inside of a show in Austin.” He told listeners he’d see them “in the skybox” and had the audience wave their phone flashlights in the air “like you just don’t care.”

Did anyone get a rock and roll shoutout/salute?

Yes – The Rock and Roll News Salute (38:18.609) went out to “each and every one of you out there who supported mornings with Matt and Bob powered by Chewy and the Rock and Roll News.”

Provide a list of bands talked about during Bob’s rock and roll news segment.

• Ozzy Osbourne
• Duran Duran
• Motley Crue
• Def Leppard
• Alice Cooper
• Metallica
• Pantera
• Mammoth WVH
• Billy Joel
• Stevie Nicks
• Journey
• Toto
• Grateful Dead/Dead and Company
• Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
• Elvis Costello
• Pearl Jam
• Adam Lambert
• The Beach Boys
• Queen (implied through Adam Lambert discussion)

Provide a 3 paragraph summary of this portion of the show – excluding any of Bob’s Rock and Roll news.

The show opened with the hosts doing introductions without headphones, with Bob and Matt giving elaborate, humorous introductions for each other and Chewy. They discussed their holiday plans, mentioning they’d be taking some days off around the holidays and running some original recordings, though they wouldn’t reveal which days they’d be gone. The conversation quickly turned to television, with Matt revealing he stayed up all night to finish “White Lotus” season 2, which he called “maybe the best thing on television right now.” Bob admitted he hadn’t watched it and didn’t even know what it was, preferring shows like “Lego Masters” and “Tulsa King” from the Taylor Sheridan universe. Bob explained he watches TV for “mind-numbing relaxation” rather than seeking greatness, claiming “everybody in this city is writing a screenplay or directing a documentary” and there’s “no air to breathe in that space anymore.”

The “Nods to the Odd” segment focused on the discovery of Saint Nicholas’s tomb in Turkey and explored various Santa Claus figures from around the world. This led to a broader discussion about guardian angels, with Bob mentioning that 50% of Americans supposedly believe they have one. The hosts debated whether guardian angels are competent, with Bob joking that whoever controls him is “doing a really crappy job.” Two callers contributed to the religious discussion: Donnie (Bible Mike) called with his theory that the apocalypse has already happened and “we’re living in hell right now,” while Drunk Mark (calling as “Sober Mark” on Thursday) asked about tickets to their show that night, only to learn it was sold out.

In the final segment, Bob gave an emotional and sincere thank-you speech that caught Matt and Chewy off guard. Bob thanked owner Bob Sinclair for believing in the show despite advice to the contrary, thanked LA Lloyd and Chase Roop for their partnership and guidance, and acknowledged Johnny Rude and the promotions team. He expressed gratitude to Matt and Chewy for making segments like Rock and Roll News work through their ball-busting, noting he had been “squelched for many, many years” before this show. Bob also thanked the hosts’ families for sacrificing vacations this year so they could “keep the momentum rolling.” Matt and Chewy reacted with humorous skepticism throughout, comparing Bob’s speech to a drunk ex calling to get back together and joking it was like a Bobby Bones moment, while Bob insisted he was speaking on behalf of everyone as the “elder statesman” of the show.

⏰ Second Hour Analysis ⏰

Analysis of Radio Show Transcript (Second Third)

Food Items/Restaurants Talked About

• Indian food discussion (59:25-1:00:06): Bob has never had Indian food. Hosts discuss butter chicken, Vindaloo, and Indian buffets. Mention of Saffron restaurant and plans to take Bob there.

News Stories Talked About During This Portion

• Austin temperature trends (52:45-54:00): Discussion of Austin’s warming climate since 1970. Average winter temperatures rose from 45 degrees in the late 70s/early 80s to around 60 degrees now. Total average temperature up 4 degrees. Predictions of heat index reaching 125 degrees in future summers.
• Google search trends (55:19-59:25): Top “near me” searches discussed include: car detailing, water parks, kids’ haircuts, Pilates, payday loans, summer camps, voting, cheapest gas, and #1 was “Indian buffet near me”

Predictions Made During This Portion

• Future Austin temperatures (53:30): Within 30 years, Austin will get at least one day per year with heat index around 125 degrees
• Machine Gun Kelly’s career (1:22:48): Bob predicted 2023 would be MGK’s year

Phone Callers This Portion

• Brandon (48:03): Called confused, thought the show was ending. Works two jobs including Murphy’s gas station. Discussed saying “Merry Christmas” vs “Happy Holidays” to customers.
• Juan (51:53): T-shirt idea: Bob with a phone book-sized list, saying “back to the A’s”
• Caller about payday loans (multiple references)
• Caller demanding apology for thanking people (1:14:20)
• Robert and Bobby (1:14:45): Met Chewie at Coca-Cola place, wanted shout-out and requested Judge Chewy segment return
• Mr. Nelson (1:16:01): Didn’t want the hosts to apologize, said he doesn’t want his favorite radio station apologizing for jokes
• Katherine (1:18:27): Criticized hosts for apologizing, said it enables people and contributes to “epidemic of apologizing”
• Loco (1:21:17): Excited about show that night, demanded apology for talking about Machine Gun Kelly
• Mr. Armstrong (1:23:12): Wanted them to play Nirvana’s “All Apologies”
• Sherman (1:24:04): Called about his wife’s stroke recovery, she’s at 90-95% recovered. Requested Chewy’s name be added to show title.
• Amy (1:26:35): Complained that CJ Morgan fat jokes are old since he lost 35 pounds
• Rachel (1:27:32): Called to compliment, no apologies needed
• Caller asking about Dale (1:28:54)
• Lala (1:29:26): Said the woman who complained about CJ fat jokes was meaner than the jokes themselves by saying “he’s not even fat anymore”

Funny or Memorable Quotes This Portion

• Matt: “Men aren’t supposed to have emotions, Bob. Stop this.” (49:27)
• Chewie on light bulbs: “It all starts with the little cube thing that you put the triangle in and the stars and the square.” (1:03:45)
• Maintenance caller: “Trust me, I listen to y’all every day and I’m just like, oh, good God.” (56:57)
• Matt to Chewie about women: “Is that how you treat a woman? Just match the shapes and twist or shove?” (1:03:48)
• Matt’s apology philosophy: “When you apologize, you don’t say well, I’m sorry if or I’m sorry, but no conditions unconditional all apologies.” (1:14:08)

Recurring Jokes or Gags

• Bob’s emotional thanking segment: Bob started thanking everyone (sponsors, family, listeners) which Matt and Chewy mocked relentlessly, calling him soft and saying “men aren’t supposed to have emotions”
• Chewy’s name not being on the show: Multiple callers requested Chewy’s name be added to the show title
• CJ Morgan fat jokes: Discussion about how these jokes are outdated since CJ lost 35 pounds
• Matt’s home repair issues: Referenced his bathroom being out of commission for almost a year, with repair costs escalating from $25,000 to $45,000
• Chewie’s incompetence with basic tasks: Extended bit about Chewy not knowing how to change light bulbs, leading to a maintenance man calling in to offer help

Five Paragraph Summary

The second portion of the show began with Bob Fonseca delivering an emotional thank-you segment to sponsors, listeners, family, and the show team. Matt and Chewy immediately mocked him for being overly sentimental, with Matt jokingly declaring that “men aren’t supposed to have emotions.” The segment was interrupted by confused caller Brandon, who thought the show was ending, leading to clarification that they were just wrapping up the year. Bob attempted to thank sponsors alphabetically, starting with the letter A, but was continuously interrupted and teased by his co-hosts.

The show pivoted to news segments discussing climate change in Austin, revealing that average temperatures have risen four degrees since 1970, with winter averages climbing from 45 to 60 degrees. Matt presented concerning predictions about future heat indexes potentially reaching 125 degrees within 30 years. This led to a discussion about Google search trends, with “Indian buffet near me” surprisingly topping the list, which prompted extensive conversation about Bob never having tried Indian food and the hosts planning to take him to Saffron restaurant.

A major portion of the segment featured an extended comedy bit about Chewy’s alleged incompetence with basic home maintenance tasks, particularly changing light bulbs. The conversation escalated when Chewy admitted he didn’t know how to change certain vanity bulbs in his bathroom, prompting Matt to declare it “shameful to hear a grown man say that.” A maintenance worker called in offering to email Chewy helpful websites, suggesting there were resources “simpler than YouTube” for basic tasks, leading to further ribbing about Chewy not having a father figure to teach him these skills.

The tone shifted dramatically when the hosts instituted an “All Apologies” segment after a female caller had been hurt by an earlier sexual joke Matt made at Chewy’s expense. Rather than becoming defensive, Matt acknowledged that while the joke was misinterpreted, the caller’s genuine distress warranted an apology. This led to opening the phone lines for listeners to call in with anything they wanted the hosts to apologize for from the past year, creating an interesting dynamic where some callers complained about the apology itself, arguing against the “epidemic of apologizing.”

The “All Apologies” segment generated numerous calls with varying complaints, from requests to bring back the “Judge Chewy” segment to objections about overuse of Machine Gun Kelly in rock news, to criticism of outdated CJ Morgan fat jokes now that he’d lost 35 pounds. The segment showcased the hosts’ willingness to take responsibility while also highlighting generational and cultural divides about when apologies are appropriate. Throughout it all, the show maintained its comedic edge while demonstrating growth in acknowledging when humor lands wrong, with Matt explicitly stating their goal is “making people’s days better” rather than contributing to anyone’s bad day.

🕐 Third Hour Analysis 🕐

Analysis of Matt & Bob Show (12-15-2022) – Final Third

Callers this portion:

01:31:11 – Caller Lala – Sending sincere hugs to earlier caller who was upset

01:31:11 – Mr. Castilla – Called about previously fixing his washer; hosts had doubted him after his call months ago. His washer flooded because he forgot the drainage thing. Had to replace floors. Wants apology from hosts.

01:34:14 – Lauren – Called about three consecutive days of Nirvana songs at 6am. Hosts explained computer runs first 10 minutes, they don’t control it.

01:36:00 – Paul – Wanted to speak to program director about something personal, was told to call front desk

01:37:17 – Rick – Drives concrete truck starting at midnight, called to compliment the show

01:38:30 – Caller – Complained that shows with just Chewie and Matt were better than with Bob. Matt joked Bob won’t be there next year.

01:39:39 – Juan – Wanted apology for not having Blood In Blood Out movie event this year. Matt announced it’s planned for 30th anniversary next year, hosted by Chewie.

01:53:10 – Caller – From countertop company wanting to donate door prize

01:53:18 – Manny – Couldn’t make show due to 4-month-old grandson. Chuy owes him booze. Asked Chuy about meaning of “guey/way” – claimed original definition involves relations with wives (from the 70s)

01:57:36 – Indian Steve – Wants Bob to follow through on promise to go out for Indian food in 2023

02:02:33 – Stephanie – Thanked them for great year, looking forward to tonight’s show

02:05:10 – Wheelbarrow Balls – Wished them well, couldn’t make tonight’s show. They tried to record him saying “Nod to the Odd” segment intro.

02:06:59 – Kathy – Her birthday; claims Chewy gave her COVID at dinner before his Vegas trip. Recommended horseradish for Chewy’s sinuses.

02:08:03 – Chip – Said his favorite part of year was the three of them being back together

02:09:13 – Bobby – Just had spinal epidural injection, called to wish Merry Christmas

Food or restaurants talked about during this portion:

01:48:05 – Bob mentioned wanting to go out for Indian food with Indian Steve

• Discussion of “buttered chicken” or “buttery chicken”
• Indian Steve mentioned hot spots mostly in north Austin, not middle of city
• Bob expressed interest in having Indian Steve take him to Indian restaurants

01:56:23 – Discussion of MREs (Meals Ready to Eat) on sale at Manny’s Army Navy store

• Mentioned turkey and dressing MRE for deer hunting

02:01:35 – Reference to fried pickles – Chuy wanted someone to send them to stage at live show

02:07:37 – Kathy mentioned sharing lamb chops with Chewy at dinner before he got COVID

02:07:58 – Kathy recommended eating horseradish to drain sinuses

• Chewy said he has extra spicy horseradish in fridge

Memorable moments during this portion:

01:30:22 – Heartfelt discussion about earlier female caller who was upset/triggered, with Matt expressing genuine concern for her situation

01:32:00 – Mr. Castilla’s washer repair story – hosts had doubted he fixed it, turned out he forgot drainage piece causing flood, had to get new floors, wife still doesn’t know the truth

01:38:47 – Caller said shows with just Matt and Chewy were better; Matt joked “you’re going to love next year” implying Bob might not be there

01:40:00 – Announcement of Blood In Blood Out 30th anniversary screening planned for next year, to be hosted by Chewy

01:43:02 – Discussion of live show details at Cap City Comedy Club

• Doors at 6pm
• Recording liners with early attendees
• 300 ticket holders
• Waterloo employees get reserved section

01:50:08 – Chuy revealed Connor (presumably production staff) has a podcast called “Radio on the TV” on Twitch, and Chuy will be first guest

01:50:38 – Both Bob and Chewy lost out on Travis Scott Nike shoe draw again – shoes now going for $1,200

01:52:00 – Discussion about needing listener collective or bots to win shoe raffles; acknowledged you can’t win honestly

01:54:00 – Manny told Chewy the word “guey” (way) originally meant someone who has relations with other people’s wives (from 1970s definition)

01:57:36 – Matt’s favorite moment of 2022: Walking out of Driscoll Hotel when L.A. Lloyd called to say they hit #1 in monthly ratings for first time. They went to lunch and Matt had wine while others judged him.

02:01:30 – Discussion of cedar pollen affecting Matt badly, worried about making it through live show

02:02:00 – Neti pot discussion – Bob described it as “waterboarding yourself”

02:05:00 – Attempted to get Wheelbarrow Balls to record “Nod to the Odd” intro but he kept messing it up

02:07:00 – Kathy revealed Chewy gave her COVID at dinner before Vegas trip, his nose was running during whole dinner

Predictions made during this portion:

01:38:48 – Matt predicted/joked to caller who preferred Matt and Chewy shows: “if you enjoyed those shows with just Chewie and me, you’re going to love next year” (implying Bob won’t be there)

01:40:00 – Matt announced they’re planning Blood In Blood Out screening for 30th anniversary next year on actual release date, to be hosted by Chewy

01:44:50 – Discussed plans during Christmas break:

• Online merch store reopens at midnight after tonight’s show
• May do some breakfast meetings and recording next week
• Will have some live segments mixed into holiday programming

01:45:25 – Bob predicted COVID will become like the flu – “ever present” and something people can catch annually

01:58:00 – Bob promised Indian Steve they’ll go out for Indian food “early in 2023” – suggested “a cold January night”

Summary:

The final third of the December 15, 2022 show maintained the “All Apologies” theme with numerous callers seeking or offering apologies. The atmosphere was both celebratory and bittersweet as the hosts wrapped up their last full show of the year. A particularly touching moment came when discussing an earlier caller who had been genuinely hurt by something on the show, with Matt expressing sincere concern and empathy for whatever she was going through.

The show featured memorable callback moments, including Mr. Castilla revealing that months ago when he called about fixing his washer, the hosts had doubted him – and it turned out he had indeed flooded his house by forgetting a drainage piece, though his wife still doesn’t know the truth. Another caller complained that shows with just Matt and Chewy were better than with Bob, leading to awkward but funny exchanges and Matt’s tongue-in-cheek suggestion that next year would be great for that caller.

Significant announcements included plans for a Blood In Blood Out 30th anniversary screening next year hosted by Chewy, and the revelation that Matt’s favorite moment of 2022 was receiving the call that they’d hit number one in the monthly ratings. The hosts also detailed tonight’s live show at Cap City Comedy Club, thanking sponsors like Schiit Audio, Taboo Lingerie, Hardcore Carnivore, Austin Art Garage, and Tony C’s. They emphasized it’s general admission seating for 300 people with doors at 6pm, and they’ll be recording liners with early attendees.

The final segment dealt with practical matters like Bob and Indian Steve committing to go out for Indian food in early 2023, discussion of the brutal cedar pollen affecting Matt, and Kathy revealing that Chewy likely gave her COVID at a dinner before his Vegas trip. Throughout it all, the chemistry between the three hosts remained strong, with inside jokes about shoe raffles they keep losing, Connor’s new podcast, and the uncomfortable reality of neti pots. The show ended with them dedicating Red Hot Chili Peppers to Sherman and his sick wife, with various callers wishing them Merry Christmas and expressing hope all three would return in 2023.

The overarching tone suggested both pride in what they’d accomplished this year – going from uncertainty at the beginning to hitting number one – and some genuine uncertainty about what 2023 might bring, with multiple joking-but-maybe-serious references to potential lineup changes. The genuine affection between the hosts and their listeners came through clearly, especially in the well-wishes and the hosts’ obvious appreciation for their audience’s support throughout a transformative year.