🎙️ First Hour Analysis 🎙️

Analysis of Matt & Bob Show – 06-09-2023

-Is it a Hot Dog Friday Show?

No – this is a regular Friday show, not a Hot Dog Friday show.

-What food items/restaurants were talked about?

• Protein popcorn – mentioned by Chewy (02:59)
• Taco Cabana on Riverside – referenced as being torn down and replaced by The Lauren Hotel (22:28)
• Bob’s Steakhouse at Omni Barton Creek – Matt mentions visiting a couple weeks ago with family; Bob complains about the giant carrot side dish not being fully roasted (14:45-15:02)
• Meat and Bread – mentioned by Matt as having spicy meatballs (39:00)
• Hula Hut – referenced when discussing boat cleaning (55:00)
• M&Ms – Bob jokes about stealing from hotel honor bars and resealing them (25:00)

-Were there any news stories talked about during this portion?

• Pat Robertson’s death – Died at age 93, was a major content provider for the show over the years (27:00-29:35)
• 3D printed houses in Austin – Icon company paired with Lennar to build 100 3D printed houses; Kenny gets a shout-out as he works for the company (51:30-53:00)
• Zebra mussels infestation – Taking over Texas lakes including Travis, Austin, Ladybird Lake, Georgetown, Pflugerville, and others; reminder to clean boats between lakes (54:00-55:00)

-What was the “Click Click Boom” segment about? Please list any clickbait news the hosts mention.

The Click Click Boom segment focused on six Austin hotels for a swanky summer staycation (12:00-24:00):

• Omni Barton Creek – Features spa, gym, pools, restaurants, and golf course; quiet getaway for solo travelers
• Driscoll Hotel – Historic hotel established by a cattle baron in the 1800s; Bob mentions throwing up there once
• Hotel Zaza on Lavaca Street – Instagram-worthy experience; located where Comedy Workshop/Halcyon used to be
• Thompson Hotel – Close to downtown action with rooftop bars; featured in a COVID-era dating show
• The Lauren at Lady Bird Lake – Elegant getaway with views, has restaurant Neato that went viral; built where Taco Cabana on Riverside used to be
• Fairmont Hotel – Has pool access passes; Chris Kane of Still Austin mentioned it’s by Butler Pitch and Putt

-Were there any funny moments or memorable quotes during this portion?

• Bob’s existential crisis about being at KLBJ since 1978: “I literally have been, even though I wasn’t employed here, I’ve been hanging out inside of some version of KLBJFM since 1978… when am I gonna get my life started? When am I gonna do something important?” (06:00-10:00)
• Matt’s concern about Bob retiring: “You’re not getting ready to quit or retire today, are you? You seem very reminiscent today.” Bob: “Don’t you get that way sometimes?” (10:50)
• Hotel honor bar scam: Bob jokes about opening M&Ms, eating a third, then resealing them with Elmer’s glue (25:00)
• Matt’s cheap vacation hack: Describing how he maximized a one-night hotel deal by arriving at 10am, swimming all day, staying overnight, swimming the next day, then making his kids change in the bathroom. “It’s a cheat man’s move but that’s who their dad is. Lean into it kids, lean into it” (13:30-14:15)
• Pat Robertson eulogy mockery: Matt tries to give a serious eulogy while Bob interrupts with Pat Robertson’s controversial quotes about gay people (27:00-29:00)
• Erykah Badu story: Bob tells about sitting on a couch with Erykah Badu for 20 minutes while she asked him questions and wrote his answers in a notebook, possibly for song lyrics. “I may have contributed to an Erykah Badu album and not even know” (30:45-32:00)
• Bob’s new side gig: “Can’t do anything tonight, by the way, guys, because I’m shooting a commercial for a TV commercial for erectile dysfunction.” Matt: “I hope when you show up, they’re dressing you in a giant dong costume” (43:00)

-Were there any phone callers this portion? Who and what was the call about?

No phone callers during this portion of the show.

-Provide a 5 paragraph summary on Bob’s Rock and Roll News segment.

Bob’s Rock and Roll News segment began with Bob explaining he got into his home bar the previous night while his wife was out and listened to Erykah Badu’s “Baduism.” This led to reminiscing about meeting Erykah Badu once, where she sat with him for 20 minutes asking questions about things like what his mother used to say, then wrote his answers in a notebook, possibly for song lyrics. The conversation devolved into discussion about her appearance and career.

The lead story concerned Candlebox calling it quits after their career. Bob noted this was the first and only time Candlebox would headline the rock and roll news. The band is launching “The Long Goodbye Farewell Tour” and releasing a final album with the same title on August 25th. Frontman Kevin Martin said the band pushed themselves creatively as far as their hearts and souls would let them. A documentary called “Far Behind: The Candlebox Story” is currently in production.

Bob then covered The Guess Who, the Canadian rockers who he listened to as a kid and who later morphed into Bachman Turner Overdrive. They’re known for “American Woman” which Lenny Kravitz later covered. The current lineup may not include original members – Bob suggested people can just buy a band franchise name and tour as that band. The Guess Who released a new single called “Headline” and have a new album coming out.

The segment included news about the Download Festival at Donington Park, England, celebrating its 20th anniversary. Metallica headlined and due to prevailing winds and a new sound system, their music could be heard 15 miles away from the stage. Bob calculated this would be like playing at Zilker Park and being heard as far as Round Rock or Buda. Chewy mentioned Metallica at Emo’s on 6th Street was the loudest show he’d ever attended.

Tenacious D added seven more U.S. dates to their “Spicy Meatball Tour,” including a stop in Austin on September 15th. Bob admitted he never really “got” Tenacious D and wondered if they were doing a Spinal Tap-type act. The duo recently released a cover of Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game.” The Rock and Roll News Salute went to Sarah Minter, who agreed with Bob’s earlier story that heavy metal helps her focus, particularly Pantera and Slipknot when she has work piled up.

-Did anyone get a rock and roll shoutout/salute?

Yes – Sarah Minter received the Rock and Roll News salute for agreeing with Bob’s previous story that heavy metal helps her focus when working. She specifically mentioned listening to Pantera and Slipknot to get work done when she’s procrastinating (40:30-41:30).

-Provide a list of bands talked about during Bob’s rock and roll news segment.

• Erykah Badu
• Curtis Mayfield
• Candlebox
• Pearl Jam (comparison)
• Creed (comparison)
• The Guess Who
• REO Speedwagon (incorrectly mentioned)
• Bachman Turner Overdrive
• Lenny Kravitz
• Jan and Dean
• Ramones
• Metallica
• 30 Seconds to Mars
• Tenacious D
• Chris Isaak
• Pantera
• Slipknot

-Provide a 3 paragraph summary of this portion of the show – excluding any of Bob’s Rock and Roll news.

The show opened with typical Friday energy and introductions, with Bob reflecting on his long history with KLBJ since 1978. He experienced an existential crisis realizing he’s been associated with the station for two-thirds of his life yet still wakes up wondering when he’ll do something important. This led to discussion about Matt and Chewy’s tenure at the station, with Chewy noting he’ll reach the halfway point of his life at the station in five more years. Bob’s reminiscing concerned Matt, who asked if he was planning to quit or retire, though Bob assured him he wasn’t going anywhere.

The Click Click Boom segment covered six Austin hotels for summer staycations, sparking discussions about hotel pricing, check-in/check-out times, and personal hotel experiences. Matt shared his cheap vacation hack of maximizing a one-night hotel stay by arriving early, staying late, and making his kids change in bathrooms. The hotels discussed included Omni Barton Creek, the Driscoll, Hotel Zaza, Thompson Hotel, The Lauren at Lady Bird Lake, and the Fairmont. The hosts joked about wanting hotels to sponsor a two-night stay in exchange for broadcasting from there.

A major moment came with the announcement of Pat Robertson’s death at age 93. Matt gave a mock-serious eulogy noting Robertson was “one of the largest contributors to this show” due to his controversial statements that provided content over the years. The show also covered serious news including Icon’s 3D-printed house development partnering with Lennar to build 100 homes, and a warning about zebra mussel infestations in Central Texas lakes. Bob ended the portion discussing his insecurities about starting a YouTube channel (United States Analog), expressing concern about thumbnails being too “clicky” and wondering why internet audiences are so sensitive compared to traditional advertising audiences.

⏰ Second Hour Analysis ⏰

Analysis of Matt & Bob Show Transcript (Second Third)

Food items/restaurants talked about:

• Los Delicios restaurant mentioned at 56:39
• Fish and chips recipe mentioned at 1:06:04
• Cheetos mentioned at 1:29:06
• Slab (restaurant/bar at Westgate Lanes) mentioned at 1:42:33

News stories talked about during this portion:

• Zebra mussels invasive species issue discussed at 55:39-56:00
• Nate Paul (Austin real estate developer) arrested – discussed at 56:20-58:10. He owned the strip center where Cap City Comedy Club was located and is connected to Ken Paxton corruption case
• Ken Paxton impeachment proceedings discussed at 56:58-1:00:06, including whistleblower complaints from his own employees who were subsequently fired

Predictions made during this portion:

• At 58:00, Matt predicts “it may be finally over for him [Nate Paul] because he no longer has that protection here in the city”
• At 58:10, Matt says “I’m kind of excited for this whole chapter of Austin. The whole Nate Paul, Ken Pax, and all that stuff to be behind us, and we can move on”

Interesting facts shared during this portion:

• At 1:04:26-1:04:42, “gooch grease” is defined as “a culmination of lint, sweat, and dried up pieces of feces between a man’s butt and balls”
• At 1:06:04, discussion about cornstarch being used in kitchens for personal hygiene purposes
• At 1:24:10, mentioned that Tokyo, Japan has approximately 90% bidet usage
• At 1:39:45, caller mentions not being in toilet paper lines during the pandemic because of having a bidet

Phone callers this portion:

• Christian at 1:08:08 – discussed working outside and needing a bidet, mentioned using “douche spray” products
• Leslie at 1:13:02 – discussed bidets being “life changing” and mentioned the Tushy brand with different pressure settings
• Janine at 1:17:20 – revealed her husband Derek uses shower head to wash after using bathroom, had hemorrhoid issues, works as a surveyor
• Chad at 1:28:25 – sent link about Cinco Urinal Shower to Matt’s Instagram
• Chris at 1:32:22 – bidet user who confirmed reduction in “gooch grease”
• Another caller at 1:33:42 discussing bidet brands including “Broday” (expensive brand) and cheap Amazon options, installed bidets at parents’ house, brother’s house, and friends’ houses
• Nico at 1:38:30 – jokingly said he “loved the bidet so much I left my wife”
• Indian Steve at 1:39:27 – discussed not using toilet paper at all, wasn’t in pandemic toilet paper lines

Funny or memorable quotes this portion:

• At 56:20: “How is this different than an alien invasion? It’s not. How is this different from HPV? It’s not. That’s how you get it, is having sex with the lake.”
• At 1:03:43 (Bob): “If your boat is in one of those waters, you’re going to go somewhere else.”
• At 1:04:28-1:04:42: Reporter’s description of gooch grease being broadcast on Fox News Houston
• At 1:08:45: “Let him play ball, Judge.”
• At 1:18:45: Janine about her husband – “his underwear, I used to have to sew them out and now he can wear them more than once”
• At 1:19:04: Matt – “This is why we don’t want to be vulnerable around you. They’re always like, how come you don’t talk to me more about your feelings? Because you’ll go run tell that to all your girlfriends and apparently you’ll call…”
• At 1:38:45: Nico – “I loved the bidet so much I left my wife. Nothing, nothing no one can pleasure me like the bidet can.”

Recurring jokes or gags:

• Ongoing “gooch grease” discussion throughout the entire segment
• Bob’s extended shopping for a bidet on Amazon during the show
• Multiple references to Bob being indecisive about which bidet to purchase
• Connor’s brief, unhelpful call at 1:33:05
• Running joke about Bob being a “cheapskate” but considering expensive options
• Repeated references to the “toxic Texan” mentality
• Jokes about women being “made of rose petals” and never having bodily functions

Summary:

This portion of the Matt & Bob show from June 9, 2023 took an unexpected turn from local Austin news into an extended discussion about male hygiene. The segment began with Matt covering Austin headlines, including the arrest of real estate developer Nate Paul, who is connected to the Ken Paxton corruption case. Matt expressed relief that this “chapter of Austin” might finally be closing, noting that Nate Paul owned the strip center where Cap City Comedy Club was located and caused financial troubles for tenants during COVID. The discussion of Ken Paxton’s impeachment highlighted how even his own Republican-appointed staff filed whistleblower complaints against him.

The show then pivoted dramatically when Matt introduced a story from Fox News Houston about “gooch grease” – described as an accumulation of lint, sweat, and fecal matter that some men experience. The news report claimed some men were resorting to wearing maxi pads to manage the issue. This led to an extensive discussion about bidets as a solution, with Bob Fonseca spending much of the segment shopping online for a bidet while still on air. The hosts debated various brands, price points, and features, with Bob vacillating between a $30 basic model and a $109 premium option.

The phone lines lit up with callers sharing their bidet experiences. Christian called in to recommend bidets for outdoor workers in Texas heat. Leslie praised bidets as “life changing” and mentioned the Tushy brand with adjustable features for women. In perhaps the most memorable call, Janine revealed intimate details about her husband Derek, a surveyor who uses their shower head to clean himself after using the bathroom, much to Matt’s horror at her willingness to share such personal information on air. She explained that Derek had hemorrhoid issues that improved with better hygiene practices.

Throughout the segment, the conversation maintained a humorous tone while genuinely exploring hygiene solutions for men working in hot Texas weather. Multiple callers testified to the benefits of bidets, including reduced toilet paper usage, better cleanliness, and not having to wait in pandemic toilet paper lines. One caller revealed he had installed bidets not just in his own home but at his parents’ house, his brother’s house, and his friends’ houses to ensure he had access wherever he visited. Indian Steve claimed he no longer uses toilet paper at all at home.

The segment concluded with announcements about an upcoming bowling event at Westgate Lanes organized by “Little Hickey” from their online Media Room community. The event, scheduled for 7 PM the following night, was open to all listeners whether or not they were part of the online community. The hosts confirmed they and their families would attend, joking that even the notorious caller Connor would probably be there, giving listeners a chance to meet him in person.

🕐 Third Hour Analysis 🕐

Analysis of Matt & Bob Show (06-09-2023) – Final Third

Food or restaurants talked about during this portion:

• Coleslaw debate with barbecue (01:48:02) – Poll results showed 52% agreed with Matt that coleslaw belongs with barbecue, 25% sided with Bob against it, and 20% sided with Chewy wanting no sides at all
• Stuffing and mashed potatoes (01:48:26) – Chewy mentioned he would bring stuffing to a barbecue because he loves stuffing and mashed potatoes
• Food trucks mentioned (01:45:50) – For the Oscar Blues KLBJ 50th anniversary event
• Burger place at Oscar Blues (01:46:43) – Referenced as being at the venue
• Roasted pig suggestion (02:07:08) – Bob suggested having a whole roasted pig in the parking lot for an event

News stories talked about during this portion:

• Florida man in cat costume stabs roommate (01:49:35-01:52:45) – 32-year-old Omar Gutierrez, dressed in a full cat costume, stabbed his roommate in the neck in Gainesville, Florida. When asked why, he responded “it was instinctual.” He’s being held on $1 million bond
• Apple iOS 17 mental health tracking (02:14:21-02:15:13) – New Apple Watch feature allows mood tracking through the digital crown, though users must manually input their emotional state

Interesting facts shared during this portion:

• Pirate eye patch theory (02:20:09) – Chewy explained that pirates wore eye patches not because they were injured, but to keep one eye adjusted to darkness when going below deck from bright sunlight
• Bob’s DNA breakdown (02:05:00-02:06:10) – Bob revealed his ancestry: 47% various indigenous Mexican groups, 20% Spain/Basque/Cyprus, southern Italy percentage, Portuguese, and 1% Welsh
• KLBJ 50 years celebration (01:43:43) – Station is celebrating 50 years with a countdown of 50 straight days of prizes leading to a Joan Jett concert

Memorable moments during this portion:

• Bidet shopping obsession (01:54:30-02:19:32) – Bob spent significant airtime researching and discussing bidet options, eventually deciding on the “Toshi 2.0” base model
• Apology to planning committee (01:58:03-02:12:40) – Extended segment where Matt and Bob apologized for comments made about Fun Friday events that upset the office planning committee
• “You gonna wear that?” story (02:17:22-02:18:50) – Matt shared a relatable story about accidentally insulting his wife by asking “you gonna wear that?” when he actually meant he needed to change to match her outfit
• Oliver’s appearance (01:56:45-02:03:20) – Digital department employee Oliver joined the show and participated in conversations about race, statistics, and the planning committee controversy

Callers this portion:

• Joey/JoJo (02:21:51) – Called about bidet advice, suggested flushable wipes first; declined Jackson Brown tickets after admitting he didn’t know the artist
• Sherman (02:22:53) – Advised Bob on handheld vs. seat-mounted bidets, recommended handheld for more control; warned about cold water
• Bob (female caller) (02:24:09) – Dedicated Jackson Brown fan who called every day; won tickets after admitting she’d never won anything from the station
• Pete (02:25:12) – Another Jackson Brown fan who won tickets; joked about helping with loadout after the show
• Manny (02:26:39-02:29:51) – Regular caller who was confused about being told not to call anymore; discussed his new truck, promoted his free July 4th concert at Gino’s Music Ranch in Weberville featuring rock and conjunto music

Predictions made during this portion:

• Oscar Blues event turnout (01:47:02) – Matt predicted their morning show listeners could bring more people to the KLBJ event than the recent 101X event at the same venue

Summary:

The final third of the show began with the hosts promoting an upcoming bowling event at Westgate Lanes for their listener group, the “Matt and Bob Warriors,” scheduled for Saturday night at 7 PM. They emphasized how friendly and welcoming the group is for newcomers. The conversation then shifted to the station’s major 50th anniversary celebration, featuring a kickoff party at Oscar Blues Brewery on June 22nd from 6-8 PM, with 50 straight days of prizes leading up to a Joan Jett concert. The event will include limited edition merchandise, VIP ticket raffles, F1 3-day wristbands, live music, food trucks, and a jock Q&A session.

The show took an extended detour into “Nods to the Odd,” featuring a bizarre Florida news story about a man in a full cat costume who stabbed his roommate in the neck, claiming it was “instinctual.” The body cam footage was played, showing deputies arresting Omar Gutierrez while he was still in costume. This led to philosophical discussions about roommate situations, with Matt sharing stories about terrible roommates from his past, including intern Justice who lived in a house where one roommate beheaded another with a sword.

A significant portion of the show was dedicated to an apology to the office planning committee. Matt and Bob had previously made comments about Fun Friday events that were perceived as critical, and they attempted to clarify that their complaints were about the concept of mandatory workplace fun in general, not their specific company’s events. The apology became increasingly awkward and humorous, with Bob attempting to show his ancestry DNA results as some form of peace offering, revealing he’s 47% indigenous Mexican. The hosts invited planning committee members to come on the show the following week to discuss the matter directly.

Bob’s bidet research became a running joke throughout the segment, with him continuously browsing options during the show and eventually settling on the “Toshi 2.0” base model. Multiple callers offered advice about bidet selection, with debates about handheld versus seat-mounted options, hot water connections, and the practicality of various features. The conversation expanded to include Apple’s new iOS 17 mental health tracking features, pirate eye patch theories, and Matt’s story about accidentally insulting his wife by poorly phrasing a question about her outfit.

The show concluded with a giveaway of Jackson Brown tickets, taking multiple calls from listeners. The energy remained high despite the hosts acknowledging they had neglected to give away the tickets all week. Regular caller Manny made an appearance promoting his free July 4th concert in Weberville, featuring both rock and conjunto music. Throughout this final segment, the chemistry between the hosts remained strong, with continuous banter about Bob’s live read responsibilities, Matt’s vacation plans, and Chewy’s indigenous heritage claims, creating an entertaining end to what they all agreed was a fun week of broadcasting.