🎙️ First Hour Analysis 🎙️

Analysis of Matt & Bob Show 09-09-2024

-Is it a Hot Dog Friday Show?

No – this is a Monday show (September 9th, 2024), not a Friday show.

-What food items/restaurants were talked about?

• Cap City Comedy Club – mentioned multiple times as venue for comedy show (01:17.392, 10:11.499)
• Jersey Mike’s – Bob does Danny DeVito impression about “they slice it French” (08:16.049)
• Dr. Pepper – Chewy’s drink at the comedy show (04:00.306)
• Topo Chico – Bob had two with lime (03:51.440)
• Queso – joke about Bob buying queso with SAG checks (09:50.453, 10:03.956)
• Quattro Gaudi – restaurant downtown they mentioned (11:47.279)
• Pluckers – Bob mentions their “Hall of Flame” (03:15.797)
• Waffle House – Matt mentions as late-night option (22:22.784)
• IHOP – mentioned as late-night option (22:19.200)
• Las Casuelas on E7 – Chewy suggests for late night (22:29.709)
• Milano cookies – Bob jokes about when discussing Milan, Italy trip (39:10.465)
• Saddle soap – Bob mentions buying for boot cleaning (53:08.157)

-What was the “Click Click Boom” segment about? Please list any clickbait news the hosts mention.

Timestamp: 19:21.751

The Click Click Boom segment was about Americans feeling cramped in their homes despite having larger homes than ever:

• 50% of Americans say it takes one year to start feeling cramped in their house
• 34% of Americans feel cramped in their homes
• Apartment dwellers are higher at 39%
• 30% of Americans feel they’ve outgrown their current living space
• Despite homes being larger now (2300 sq ft average) vs the 50s (800-900 sq ft)
• 77% agree every item should have a designated space
• Average person does 3 major cleanouts per year
• 30% do cleanouts even more frequently
• 55% wish they didn’t have to throw items out to create space

-Were there any funny moments or memorable quotes during this portion?

Timestamp: 00:32.775 – Bob introduces Matt as getting “a lot of ass” but clarifies “not what he has, what he gets” then gets confused about what he meant

Timestamp: 01:09.556 – Bob describing Matt at Cap City: “They all come to pay homage like they did for Caesar back in the days…This guy got more laughs than Julius Caesar. Turns out Julius Caesar, not a funny guy.”

Timestamp: 02:06.336 – Discussion about Bob being on TV and someone saying “Donkey Booster” and thinking it was Alf

Timestamp: 02:42.493 – Bob on buying hats: “I said it was two for one day, at lids. I just like hats.”

Timestamp: 08:16.049 – Bob does Danny DeVito impression for Devin Walker: “that Jersey Mike, they slice it French”

Timestamp: 09:50.453-10:05.459 – Discussion about Bob’s SAG residual checks: “Thanks to the fine folks of the SAG After Collective Bargaining Agreement, we’re getting Keso” and “Once every three months, we get Keso” – $13 checks from Spy Kids 3D

Timestamp: 26:26.069-27:27.759 – Extended debate about how to spell “dilemma” vs “dilemna” with Bob insisting it has an ‘N’, leading to discussion about Mandela effects and when it “changed during the pandemic”

Timestamp: 30:08.152 – Matt’s joke about Green Day’s “American Idiot” billion streams: “It’s amazing too that they’ve got one billion streams because we actually now have one billion American idiots.”

Timestamp: 34:00.377 – Discussion about Brad Delson sitting out Linkin Park tour, Matt jokes: “Can we go upstairs and inform the bosses that we’re not going to be involved in any of the live shows anymore for mornings? But that we would love to work behind the scenes.”

Timestamp: 52:00.202-53:46.598 – Bob’s extended story about manifesting Red Wing boots after watching Austin Butler on GQ, finding crusty boots at Manny’s Army Navy store for cheap

-Were there any phone callers this portion?

No phone callers during this portion of the show.

-Provide a 5 paragraph summary on Bob’s Rock and Roll News segment.

Bob Fonseca delivered his Monday Rock and Roll News segment starting at timestamp 28:02.428, noting that most of the news was sad. He opened by announcing Green Day’s “American Idiot” has officially joined Spotify’s Billion Streams Club, becoming their second song to achieve this milestone after “Basket Case.” The achievement is particularly notable given the song only reached #61 on the Billboard Hot 100 when released in 2004, though it did hit #3 in the UK. Bob admitted he never got into Green Day, comparing them to “if the Ramones had a Broadway show,” describing them as a more polished, cleaned-up version of punk rock. Matt quipped that this polished approach is exactly why they sell billions of streams.

The segment then shifted to sadder news, beginning with the death of legendary session bassist Herbie Flowers at age 86. Bob noted how Flowers’ name appeared on countless album liner notes over the years, highlighting his iconic bass work on Lou Reed’s “Walk on the Wild Side” (which featured twin bass lines), David Bowie’s “Space Odyssey,” and David Essex’s “Rock On.” Flowers had worked with an impressive roster including three Beatles members, Cat Stevens, George Harrison, and Harry Nilsson. Bob particularly praised Flowers’ bass work on Nilsson’s “Jump Into the Fire,” which was famously used in the helicopter scene in Goodfellas, where Flowers actually detuned the bass while playing during the space solo.

Bob also reported the death of Screaming Scott Simon from Sha Na Na at age 75, expressing bewilderment that Sha Na Na was a major act at Woodstock alongside bands like the Grateful Dead and Taj Mahal. This led Matt to reflect on the bittersweet nature of celebrating 50th anniversaries of classic rock albums while simultaneously marking the deaths of the musicians who created them, noting the simple math that if you were in your 20s making albums 50 years ago, you’re now 75.

Other news included Radiohead rehearsing (which Bob sarcastically noted as breaking news), Linkin Park guitarist Brad Delson announcing he’ll sit out live shows but continue working behind the scenes with the band (despite the return of the rest of the band with new vocalist Emily Armstrong), and Liam Gallagher expressing sympathy for fans who couldn’t get Oasis reunion tickets. Bob mentioned hearing rumors about Oasis possibly playing the Sphere in Las Vegas but wouldn’t confirm or predict that yet. He also briefly mentioned David Gilmour’s new album “Luck and Strange,” which Gilmour claimed is his best work since Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon,” though Bob admitted he tried twice over the weekend to get into it and couldn’t.

The segment concluded with Bob’s Rock and Roll News Junior for the kids, announcing that Kendrick Lamar will be performing at the Super Bowl halftime show in February 2025. Chewy suggested Lil Wayne might have been more appropriate for the New Orleans venue. Bob wrapped up by giving a shout-out to Eric Castro who sent him stories at [email protected], jokingly offering to give kids shout-outs for $5 via Venmo, quipping “a girl’s got to make a living.”

-Did anyone get a rock and roll shoutout/salute?

Timestamp: 47:38.305

Eric Castro received a rock and roll shout-out from Bob for sending stories to [email protected].

-Provide a list of bands talked about during Bob’s rock and roll news segment.

• Green Day
• Radiohead
• Linkin Park
• Oasis
• Pink Floyd
• David Bowie
• David Essex
• Lou Reed
• Cat Stevens
• The Beatles (three members mentioned)
• Harry Nilsson
• Sha Na Na
• Grateful Dead
• Taj Mahal
• George Harrison
• Kendrick Lamar (Super Bowl halftime announcement)

-Provide a 3 paragraph summary of this portion of the show – excluding any of Bob’s Rock and Roll news.

The show opened with the hosts discussing their Sunday night judging duties at Cap City Comedy Club’s Funniest Person in Austin contest. All three judges – Matt, Bob, and Chewy – were notably restrained with their drinking, with Bob having only Topo Chicos with lime and Chewy sticking to Dr. Pepper and water. They reminisced about seeing returning Austin comedians including Doug Mallard, PG Stretch, Danny Gallovin and his girlfriend Ashley Sharma (who competed), and SNL cast member Devin Walker, who Bob had an extended conversation with about Saturday Night Live. Bob enthusiastically shared that he auditioned for Devin with his Danny DeVito impression (“that Jersey Mike, they slice it French”), which Devin promised to pass along to Lorne Michaels. The hosts also discussed their reluctance to go downtown Austin anymore, with Matt preferring Monday through Wednesday visits and avoiding weekends entirely due to parking and crowd concerns.

A significant portion of the show was devoted to Bob’s sleepless night, where he woke up at 2 AM for no apparent reason and couldn’t get back to sleep despite trying various tactics like going to his office, lying on the sofa, and returning to bed. This led to a broader discussion about the lack of comfortable late-night options in Austin for insomniacs, with Matt lamenting that the only real choices are IHOPs, Waffle Houses (which he joked would lead to fights), or 24-hour Walmarts. The conversation touched on how Austin lacks true big-city 24-hour amenities, with even the ironically-named “24 Diner” no longer being open 24 hours. The sleep deprivation left Matt feeling “high” and describing his face as feeling weird.

The show featured an extended debate about spelling “dilemma,” with Bob insisting it was spelled with an “N” (dilemna), leading to a hilarious exchange where Bob refused to accept he was wrong and listeners started writing in asking “when did it change?” The hosts also discussed their organizing habits, with Bob revealing he recently did a major bedroom closet cleanout with his wife, Marie Kondo-ing all his clothes and categorizing everything from KLBJ t-shirts to rock band shirts to separating Levi jeans from no-name jeans. The main story of this portion was Bob’s triumphant tale of “manifesting” a pair of used Red Wing boots from Manny’s Army Navy store after watching Austin Butler talk about his vintage Red Wings on a GQ video just two nights prior, spending two hours cleaning and restoring the crusty, discarded boots he found under a shelf into beautiful footwear.

⏰ Second Hour Analysis ⏰

Matt & Bob 09-09-2024 Analysis (Second Third)

Food items/restaurants talked about:

• Finlay’s (Round Rock location) – Timestamp: 01:08:00-01:09:50
• Smashed burgers with jalapenos, mustard, pickle, and onion
• Loaded fries with bacon
• Ketchup brands discussed – Timestamp: 01:11:00-01:14:00
• Heinz ketchup
• “Benny Keith” or “Benny King” (generic ketchup brand)
• Mayonnaise brands – Timestamp: 01:16:00-01:19:45
• Hellman’s mayonnaise
• Duke’s mayonnaise (noted as the best)
• Kraft Mayo
• Village Park
• Miracle Whip (noted as not real mayonnaise)
• Mustard varieties – Timestamp: 01:21:00-01:22:00
• Dijon mustard
• Honey Dijon mustard
• Yellow mustard
• Whole grain mustard
• French mustard
• Maple syrup – Timestamp: 01:22:00-01:24:30
• Pure maple syrup
• Mrs. Butterworth’s
• Log Cabin
• Whataburger syrup (Chewy’s favorite)
• Peanut butter – Timestamp: 01:24:30-01:26:00
• Bean dip/Hummus – mentioned briefly
• Chili Parlor and La Vaca Street – mentioned as Austin bars

News stories talked about during this portion:

• Austin weather forecast – Timestamp: 59:22-01:00:01
• Comfortable weather expected this week with sunny skies
• Mid-week showers possible
• Cooler mornings with warming later in the week
• Will be muggy by game time

• Home Depot sign malfunction – Timestamp: 01:00:01-01:00:57
• The “M” in the Home Depot sign at the North Austin location (south of The Domain) went out
• Sign briefly read “Ho Depot” over the weekend
• Was repaired quickly

• Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen Austin visit – Timestamp: 01:01:10-01:03:31
• Visited Austin on Friday for the Tribune Festival
• Stopped by the IRS building
• Praised IRS improvements: phone wait times reduced from 28 minutes to 3 minutes
• IRS added employees and recovered $172 million from delinquent taxes from wealthy Americans
• Previously, tax collection focused more on lower-income Americans

• Superstition Club closure – Timestamp: 01:03:31-01:05:44
• Located at corner of Riverside and South Congress
• Formerly housed Bad Dog Comedy Theater, The Party (in the 80s), Steamboat 2, and LaBare
• Owners also operated Higher Ground and Estelles
• All three bars suddenly shuttered on Friday
• Websites taken down
• Employees reported not being paid in months
• Vendors also unpaid
• Owners cannot be found or are not responding
• Matt expressed concern about “bottle service bros” being scattered throughout Austin

• UT game – Timestamp: 01:08:20-01:09:50
• Discussed watching the game over the weekend
• Chewy attended at Finlay’s
• Described as a “blast of a game” and “big, fun victory”

• Cap City Comedy Club event – Timestamp: 01:07:10-01:07:50
• Hosts judged the “Funniest Person in Austin” finals
• New winner was crowned
• Many comics from around the city attended

Funny or memorable quotes this portion:

• Matt on manifestation (57:39-58:39): “I want everybody out there to manifest something today.”
• Chewy’s response to manifestation (59:18): “How are people gonna manifest free boots? I don’t understand.” With an added “F.U.”
• Matt on Austin weather and fashion (01:00:01): “These are the kind of mornings that usually will trick a few women into putting in their big, putting on their big fall hats and a sweater, even though it’ll be 90 degrees later this afternoon.”
• Matt on the Home Depot sign (01:00:15): “The lighted M went out over the weekend…Thus the rare experience of seeing a gigantic lighted five foot tall sign that said the Ho Depot.”
• Matt on IRS workers (01:01:29): “I always want to be nice to them because guess what? Daddy, daddy don’t need a, daddy don’t need an audit.”
• Matt on Tribune Festival (01:02:00-01:02:30): Calling it a “festival” is “a little bit of a strong word” – needs “a girl and a torn up capsaic cowboy hat” and “activations”
• Matt on Superstition Club closing (01:04:20): “Superstition provided a great service, which was to attract all of the most lunatic douchebags in the city into one bar on the weekends.”
• Bob on bottle service (01:06:00): “I never understood bottle service. We all know what a price of booze costs. We’ve all been to a liquor store.”
• Matt on condiment separation (01:15:29): “But why are condiments like our parents in the 80s and just separating all the time?”
• Bob on mayonnaise exposure (01:17:21): “If I see the mayonnaise has been on the counter for more than seven or eight minutes, I contemplate filling it away. And if it’s in the sun, forget it.”
• Matt’s joke setup (01:39:08): “Between you and Bob’s dog, one or two of you is getting put down here in the next week, okay?”

Recurring jokes or gags:

• Manny’s boots story – Timestamp: 57:39-59:39
• Chewy cleaned and restored boots found at Manny’s Outlet
• Matt joked about being “Crusher of Dreams”
• Running gag about manifesting things
• Reference to bringing Matt’s son to Red Wing store for “$500 boots for $5”

• Bob as “Crusher of Dreams” – Timestamp: 59:13-59:25
• Matt calling Bob this when Bob dismisses manifestation talk

• Dogs doing activities together – Timestamp: 01:28:53
• Bob’s dogs described as “property dog brothers” who “flip houses together”

• Matt’s suggestions for Bob’s dog – Running throughout:
• Put the dog down (repeated multiple times)
• VR goggles
• Hood over the head
• Boston Dynamics robot dog with mounted 50-cal machine gun
• Real doll companion
• Clone of pet with Chewy’s head on Wilco’s body

Game/Contest segment – “The Condiment Game”:

Timestamp: 01:10:00-01:26:00

Host: Matt Bearden

Contestants: Bob Fonseca and Chewy

Format: Trivia questions about condiments and their shelf lives

Questions and Answers:

• Ketchup – Unopened shelf life (01:11:20-01:12:00)
• Bob’s answer: Three years – INCORRECT
• Chewy’s answer: Forever – CORRECT
• Correct answer: Indefinitely

• Ketchup – Opened, unrefrigerated (01:12:00-01:13:15)
• Bob’s guesses: Two weeks, One month, One week – ALL INCORRECT
• Chewy’s guesses: Six months, Three months, Six weeks – ALL INCORRECT
• Correct answer: Two months

• Mayonnaise – Unrefrigerated after opening (01:16:00-01:18:20)
• Bob’s guesses: Two hours, Twelve hours – INCORRECT
• Chewy’s guesses: Six hours, Four hours – INCORRECT
• Correct answer: One month (according to Hellman’s)
• Note: In refrigerator extends to two months total

• Mustard – Refrigerated after opening (01:22:10-01:22:40)
• Chewy’s answer: Forever – INCORRECT
• Bob’s answer: One year – CORRECT

• Maple syrup – Pure, opened, unrefrigerated (01:23:00-01:23:50)
• Chewy’s answer: Forever – INCORRECT
• Bob’s answer: Six months – INCORRECT
• Correct answer: Should be refrigerated immediately after opening; lasts up to a year in fridge

• Peanut butter – Made from ground legumes (01:24:30-01:25:45)
• Bob’s guesses: Hummus, Bean dip – INCORRECT
• Chewy’s answer: Wasabi – INCORRECT
• Correct answer: Peanut butter (can be stored open up to three months at regular temperature)

• Best mayonnaise brand (01:19:45-01:20:10)
• Chewy’s answer: Hellman’s – INCORRECT
• Bob’s answer: Kraft Mayo, Village Park – INCORRECT
• Correct answer: Duke’s mayonnaise

Winner: Bob Fonseca with 3 points (Chewy had 2 points)

Notable discussion points:

• Debate over whether restaurants pick up ketchup bottles at end of day
• “Condiment pre-come” – the liquid that comes out before the actual condiment
• Miracle Whip is not real mayonnaise (has sugar in it)
• Peanuts are actually legumes (ground nuts), not true nuts
• Debate over whether peanut butter qualifies as a condiment

Phone callers this portion:

Caller 1: Kathy (the Cat Lady) – Timestamp: 01:36:00-01:40:00

• Called about Bob’s dog problem
• Suggested a large stuffed dog as a companion
• Also mentioned she was having a CTA (computed tomography angiography) to check blood vessels in her head
• Matt joked “between you and Bob’s dog, one or two of you is getting put down”
• Chewy wished her luck with the procedure

Caller 2: Rebecca – Timestamp: 01:40:25-01:46:00

• Age: 32
• Has a partner and recently adopted another dog
• Lost a couple dogs over the last few years
• Last dog had huge separation anxiety
• Suggestions for Bob:
• Bring Radar to work if possible
• Let Radar smell Wilco’s ashes (in the urn) as a way to say goodbye
• Use Clonopet website ($300, 8-week lead time) to create stuffed animal replica of Wilco
• Try doggie daycare
• Recommended “Doggy House” (described as “dog world”) – takes her Husky there
• Suggested overnight boarding daycare
• Matt made inappropriate jokes about men having sex with Clonopet products
• Discussion about anatomically correct stuffed animals

Bob’s Dog Problem (Major Topic):

Timestamp: 01:27:00-01:47:00

Background:

• Bob’s dog Wilco recently passed away
• Remaining dog Radar (12 years old) is experiencing severe separation anxiety
• Radar and Wilco did everything together – “property dog brothers” who “flipped houses together”

Current Issues:

• Radar has extreme separation anxiety
• Cannot be left alone without escaping
• Chewed through metal crate as a puppy
• Recently escaped from baby gate enclosure
• Had blood around his mouth from trying to escape
• Whines and cries for hours when Bob is away (Bob has camera on him)
• Looks lost, walks around sniffing for Wilco
• Wants to be around people constantly
• Bob and wife can’t go out to dinner or leave the house

Upcoming Problem:

• Bob’s wife going out of town for over a week (Sunday to Sunday)
• Bob considering taking time off work to stay home with Radar
• Cannot bring dog to work due to Bob’s own anxiety when dog is there
• Doggie daycare not practical – need 5am drop-off for Bob’s schedule
• Boarding kennel possible but concerns about Radar’s escape history

Solutions Offered (serious and joking):

Serious:

• Doggie daycare (Doggy House recommended by Rebecca)
• Overnight boarding
• Let Radar smell Wilco’s ashes when they arrive (currently in Ziploc, Bob planning to put in “Snoop Dogg wine bottle”)
• Clonopet – $300 stuffed animal replica of Wilco (8-week lead time)
• Large stuffed dog companion
• Bring dog to work
• Give to one of Bob’s sons to watch

Joking (from Matt and Chewy):

• Put the dog down (repeated multiple times)
• Leave outside
• VR goggles
• Boston Dynamics robot dog with 50-cal machine gun
• Real doll companion
• Hood over the dog’s head
• Doggies Xanax/knock him out with drugs
• Pull his teeth out
• Clone with Chewy’s head and Wilco’s body

Bob’s Rejected Solutions:

• Getting another dog (“not going to be a solution”)
• Kenneling (tried when Radar was puppy, he chewed through metal crate and lost teeth)
• Doggie daycare (too expensive at $50-60/day, scheduling issues with 5am start time)

Timeline:

• Wilco passed away recently (ashes not yet received, coming in Ziploc bag)
• Bob read it can take over 6 months for a dog to stop mourning
• Bob’s wife leaving for over a week soon
• Bob may need to request time off work

Five Paragraph Summary:

The second third of the September 9, 2024 Matt & Bob show opened with continued discussion about Chewy manifesting free boots from Manny’s Outlet, with Matt playfully calling Bob the “Crusher of Dreams” for his skepticism. The hosts then transitioned into Austin area news, covering comfortable weather expected for the week, a humorous Home Depot sign malfunction that temporarily made the sign read “Ho Depot,” and Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen’s visit to Austin where she praised IRS improvements including reduced phone wait times and increased tax collection from wealthy Americans. The most significant local news was the sudden closure of three popular Austin bars – Superstition Club, Higher Ground, and Estelles – with employees reporting they hadn’t been paid in months and the owners mysteriously unavailable for comment.

Matt introduced an extensive “Condiment Game” segment where he quizzed Bob and Chewy on various condiment shelf lives and storage requirements. The game covered ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, maple syrup, and peanut butter, with surprising revelations including that unopened ketchup lasts indefinitely, opened Hellman’s mayonnaise can stay unrefrigerated for a month, and pure maple syrup must be refrigerated immediately after opening despite coming from a tree. Bob won the contest with 3 points to Chewy’s 2, correctly answering that mustard lasts one year in the refrigerator after opening. The segment sparked humorous discussions about condiment separation, restaurant practices, and whether peanut butter qualifies as a condiment.

The show’s major focus became Bob’s serious problem with his dog Radar, who is experiencing severe separation anxiety following the recent death of Bob’s other dog Wilco. Bob described how the two dogs were inseparable companions who did everything together, and now 12-year-old Radar cannot be left alone without attempting to escape his enclosures, even injuring himself in the process. Bob explained that Radar whines and cries for hours when left alone, walks around looking for Wilco, and demands constant human companionship. With Bob’s wife scheduled to be out of town for over a week, Bob expressed concern about possibly needing to take time off work to care for the distraught dog.

Multiple callers offered suggestions for Bob’s dilemma, including Kathy the Cat Lady who recommended a large stuffed dog companion, and Rebecca who provided several practical solutions based on her own experience with dogs suffering separation anxiety. Rebecca suggested letting Radar smell Wilco’s ashes when they arrive as a form of closure, using the Clonopet website to create a $300 stuffed replica of Wilco, and trying doggie daycare facilities like “Doggy House.” However, Bob expressed concerns about the practicality of most solutions, citing Radar’s history of chewing through metal crates as a puppy, the high cost and scheduling challenges of doggie daycare, and his rejection of getting another dog as a companion.

Throughout the segment, Matt and Chewy offered increasingly absurd joke solutions including putting the dog down, giving Radar VR goggles, purchasing a Boston Dynamics robot dog with a mounted machine gun, and creating a clone pet with Chewy’s head on Wilco’s body. Despite the humor, the situation highlighted the genuine challenge pet owners face when dealing with animal grief and separation anxiety. Bob remained frustrated that he couldn’t find a practical solution that would allow him to maintain his work schedule and personal life while ensuring Radar’s wellbeing during this difficult mourning period.

🕐 Third Hour Analysis 🕐

Show Analysis: Matt & Bob 09-09-2024 (Final Third)

Food or restaurants talked about during this portion:

• 01:48:26 – Caller Morgan suggests using a Kong with peanut butter and treats for Bob’s dog
• 02:08:13 – Discussion of Yellow 5 (tartrazine) food dye found in: Doritos, Cheetos, breakfast cereals, cake mixes, commercial pies, gingerbread, butterscotch chips, frostings, instant and regular puddings
• 02:08:52 – Mention of Pringles
• 02:09:51 – Reference to Funyuns
• 02:10:42 – Discussion about eating organic food from Sprouts ($70 for three days of food)
• 02:30:11 – Matt’s impression of Ohio dad saying women spend money on “fingernails”

Any news stories talked about during this portion:

• 01:59:09 – Austin Police Department reinstated license plate reading cameras (40 cameras across Austin area, information stored for one week down from 30 days)
• 02:00:07 – Other Central Texas areas already using plate readers: Round Rock, Pflugerville, Buda, Hayes County (Pflugerville has 28 cameras, recovered 153 stolen vehicles, 132 outstanding warrants, 63 narcotic items)
• 02:01:44 – Hayes County increased patrols on Highway 290 between Nutty Brown and Sawyer Ranch Road from September 8-19 due to speeding and accidents
• 02:18:50 – OnlyFans profits of $485.5 million over last year (20% gain), now has 4.1 million creators and 305 million users who spent $6.6 billion (up from $5.6 billion)

Any interesting facts shared during this portion:

• 01:47:46 – Thunder Jackets are tight vests that make dogs feel more secure during storms
• 02:05:45 – The dye in Doritos (Yellow 5/tartrazine) can make mouse skin transparent
• 02:07:09 – Scientists massaged tartrazine solution into hairless mouse skin to make it see-through, allowing them to see organs without surgery
• 02:11:08 – Yellow 5 is also in shampoo, cosmetics, and skincare products
• 02:25:21 – A 1975 dime from San Francisco missing the “S” mint mark is worth $500,000 (only 2 exist out of 2.8 million proof sets)
• 02:26:01 – One of these rare dimes sold in 2019 for $456,000
• 02:34:35 – National Boss/Employee Exchange Day occurs on Monday following Labor Day

Any memorable moments during this portion:

• 01:47:25 – Bob expressing he doesn’t want to be “locked in with another dog for 13 years”
• 01:49:17 – Bob’s dog’s “will not to be contained is stronger than even his appetite”
• 01:50:01 – Beverly offering pet sitting services and mention of Bob’s stripper pole in living room
• 01:54:20 – Bob admitting his dog won’t leave the bedroom during intimate moments
• 01:55:49 – Caller Edward drops an S-bomb within 5 seconds of first call, establishing a record
• 01:57:08 – Little Hickey offering mystery drops for Bob’s dog and mentioning in-home euthanasia services
• 02:06:00 – Chewy logging into OnlyFans at work for “research” purposes
• 02:12:02 – Discussion of Lana Del Rey dating a Florida airboat operator
• 02:25:40 – Elderly man in China died after having 23 teeth pulled and 12 implants inserted in one day

Any callers this portion:

• 01:48:25 – Morgan: Recommended Kong with peanut butter and treats for Bob’s anxious dog
• 01:49:32 – Beverly (Deb): Professional pet sitter offering services, travels around Austin area
• 01:51:18 – Ray: Suggested dog trainer (Schuster Canine in Spicewood) for 2-3 week training program
• 01:55:10 – Edward: First-time caller from Bee Cave, former dog groomer offering to watch Bob’s dog during the day, established dominance by cursing immediately
• 01:57:08 – Little Hickey: Offered mystery drops for Bob’s dog and information about in-home euthanasia services
• 02:18:12 – Caller discussing “Fat Boy Fall” and expressing hope for average-looking guys

Facts of the Day from their segment:

• 02:05:41 – The dye in Doritos can make mice transparent (tartrazine/Yellow 5 makes biological tissue temporarily transparent to naked eye)
• 02:25:21 – Three sisters inherited a dime from their father worth $500,000 (1975 San Francisco mint dime missing “S” mark, only 2 exist)
• 02:25:40 – Chinese man died after having 23 teeth pulled and 12 implants in one day (had 12 holes drilled into skull and mandible)

Kick Out the Jams segment about:

• 02:05:37 – The dye in Doritos (Yellow 5/tartrazine) can make mice transparent by making their skin see-through
• 02:12:02 – Lana Del Rey dating Florida airboat tour operator (cleaned up for wedding appearance)
• 02:18:50 – OnlyFans becoming a billion-dollar company with $485.5 million in profits
• 02:25:21 – Rare 1975 dime worth $500,000 (missing San Francisco mint mark)
• 02:25:40 – Chinese man died after extreme dental procedure (23 teeth pulled, 12 implants in one day)
• 02:34:35 – National Boss/Employee Exchange Day discussion

5 Paragraph Summary:

The final third of the show centered heavily on Bob’s ongoing dog anxiety problems, with numerous callers offering solutions ranging from Kong toys with peanut butter to professional dog trainers to pet sitters. The conversation took humorous turns when Bob revealed his dog won’t leave the bedroom during intimate moments and that a stripper pole in his living room might discourage potential pet sitters. Several callers provided legitimate resources, including Schuster Canine in Spicewood for extended training programs and in-home euthanasia services, though Bob remained skeptical about most solutions due to his dog’s stubborn nature and advanced age.

The show covered several Austin-area news stories, including the Austin Police Department’s reinstatement of license plate reading cameras with updated privacy policies (storing data for only one week instead of 30 days). Matt explained how these cameras work similarly to systems already in use throughout Central Texas communities like Pflugerville, which has recovered 153 stolen vehicles using the technology. Hayes County also announced increased patrols on Highway 290 between Nutty Brown and Sawyer Ranch Road through September 19th to combat speeding and accidents in construction zones.

The “Kick Out the Jams” segment featured several bizarre and interesting stories, including the scientific discovery that Yellow 5 food dye (found in Doritos and many other products) can make mouse skin transparent, allowing researchers to see internal organs without surgery. Other stories included an elderly Chinese man who died after having 23 teeth extracted and 12 implants inserted in a single day, and three Ohio sisters who inherited a rare 1975 dime missing its mint mark that’s expected to sell for $500,000 at auction.

Pop culture discussion focused on Lana Del Rey’s relationship with a Florida airboat tour operator, sparking debate about whether this represented hope for “average” men or was simply a celebrity oddity. This led to broader conversation about “Fat Boy Fall” and changing relationship dynamics. The hosts also discussed OnlyFans’ massive financial success, revealing the platform generated $6.6 billion in revenue with 305 million users and 4.1 million creators, with Chewy even logging into his account on the work computer for “research purposes.”

The show concluded with discussion of National Boss/Employee Exchange Day, where bosses and employees are supposed to swap roles for a day. This sparked heated debate between the hosts, with Chewy arguing that most jobs could be learned by anyone with comprehension skills (even claiming he could perform heart surgery after some training), while Bob questioned the practical logistics of such exchanges in pyramid-structured organizations. Matt sided with Bob’s skepticism, joking that the only thing bosses would learn is how to take two-hour lunch breaks and play golf.