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Analysis of Matt & Bob Show – May 19, 2025 (First Third)

Food items/restaurants talked about

• Walking tamales – Bob mentioned forgetting to do a video about them for Amazon (09:50)
• Baby Bell cheese – Olivia Rodrigo carries it in her purse; hosts discussed the wax shell and not needing refrigeration (39:00-41:00)
• Kraft single cheese – Matt joked about carrying one as part of everyday carry (40:02)
• String cheese – Matt mentioned carrying one (40:02)
• German food – Mentioned cheap beer, brats, and pretzels in context of grandson’s trip to Germany (42:59)

News stories talked about during this portion

• Stolen/broken headphones – Bob’s headphones were found destroyed in recording studios; hosts debated checking security cameras to find culprit (04:07-12:30)
• Bruce Springsteen controversy – Trump called Bruce a “loser” with “atrophied skin” after Springsteen made political statements during European tour; discussion of whether he might be blocked from re-entering the US (30:14-33:00)
• Homeownership discussion – Chewie reconsidering homeownership after house/dog-sitting at a home with a pool over the weekend (43:48-49:00)

“Click Click Boom” segment

The “Click Click Boom” segment focused on silly/weird words in the English language:

• Lollygag (15:14) – Originally “lallygag” from 1862, meaning to dawdle or procrastinate
• Collywobbles (16:18) – Nausea or stomach ache, mashup of “colic” and “wobbles”
• Diphthong (17:19) – Linguistics term from 15th century for when two vowels work together to produce a sound neither makes alone
• Gubbins (18:29) – British English for gadgets, bits, pieces, or miscellany; dates to early 1900s
• Borborygmus (21:01) – Official word for when your stomach growls

Funny moments or memorable quotes during this portion

• “It’s like a pirate not having a wooden leg… It’s like Diddy without any baby oil.” (08:40) – Matt’s analogies about professionals not having proper equipment
• “There are horny kids in Africa that will use all of the dildo.” (12:52) – Reference to Chuck cleaning out prizes from the building
• “I like to think all of my original funguses melt the microplastics.” (06:48) – Bob on his deteriorating headphone ear pads
• Headphone repair debate – Extended discussion about whether to use super glue or electrical tape to fix Bob’s broken headphones (05:05-06:10)
• “That’s like a cop not having some furry handcuffs.” (08:37) – More analogies about professionals lacking equipment
• Pool chemistry debate – Matt insisting you just pour Clorox bleach in above-ground pools vs. Bob’s concerns about proper chemistry (48:19)

Phone callers this portion

No phone callers during this portion.

Bob’s Rock and Roll News segment (5 paragraph summary)

Bob Fonseca opened his Rock and Roll News segment by announcing controversy-filled headlines from the weekend, which he preferred to news about rock stars dying. The segment kicked off with breaking news about Zack Starkey being out of The Who again after three weeks of mayhem. Starkey, son of Ringo Starr and The Who’s drummer for approximately 20-30 years, was fired on April 16th, then reinstated three days later when the band blamed “communication issues” on internet and text messaging, and now has been fired again. Pete Townshend posted to Instagram that “after many years of great work on drums from Zack, the time has come for a change,” announcing they would replace him with Roger Daltrey’s solo band drummer.

Zack Starkey released his own statement to rock media claiming he was fired two weeks ago, then reinstated and asked to make a statement saying he quit to pursue other musical projects. Starkey refused, saying “this would be a lie. I love The Who and would never have quit.” He also noted that quitting would have let down the countless people who stood up for him during the weeks of being in and out of the band “like a bleeding squeeze box.” Bob concluded this story by suggesting The Who should just hang it up, citing Roger Daltrey consistently walking off stage and Pete Townshend seeming angry, noting that getting old is especially difficult for rockers.

The second major story covered Dave Navarro finally addressing the Perry Farrell incident from 2024. Bob noted it had been almost a year since Farrell got into a shoving match with Navarro on stage, throwing what the hosts described as a “rock star punch” – an odd missing punch where you pull it. Navarro is now definitively stating there’s no chance Jane’s Addiction will ever play together again. Bob related to the situation, mentioning someone once shoved him while he was in a wheelchair, though he stayed in that situation for a few more years. Bob concluded by saying he’s fine with Jane’s Addiction ending, suggesting they should protect what little legacy remains rather than destroy it further.

Bruce Springsteen controversy dominated the third segment, with Bob reporting that Springsteen has been making political statements during the European leg of his tour, sitting on the edge of the stage talking about the state of the nation. President Trump responded on social media calling Bruce “a loser, untalent

ed and dried up and with atrophied skin.” Bob noted the absurdity of calling someone with 500 million record sales and a catalog worth five billion dollars a “loser.” There’s speculation that Trump might try to impede Springsteen and his band’s re-entry to the country after their Milan shows end. Eddie Vedder jumped to Bruce’s defense by performing a cover of “My City of Ruins,” and Bob pointed out that many Trump followers are also Bruce fans, suggesting the President might be shocked at the overlap.

Bob wrapped up with new music releases for June, noting mostly reissues and live albums. The Doobie Brothers have “Walk This Road” coming June 6th, Steely Dan’s “The Royal Scam” is being reissued, Ratt has an Atlantic Years box set, the Grateful Dead has a greatest hits celebrating 60 years, and Ozzy Osbourne’s “Scream” gets a blue vinyl reissue. Bruce Springsteen’s “Track Twos: The Lost Albums” drops June 27th, though Bob joked it might be “embargoed” given current controversies. Lynyrd Skynyrd has a “Live at the Ryman” celebrating 50 years, and Alice Cooper’s “Revenge” features the original lineup. Bob closed Rock and Roll News Junior by highlighting Olivia Rodrigo’s habit of carrying Baby Bell cheese in her purse to eat and make wax sculptures, and gave a shout-out to Daniel Castaneda’s grandson heading to Germany with classmates.

Rock and roll shoutout/salute

• Matt gave Bob a “Rock and Roll News Salute” for his Rock and Roll News Junior segment about Olivia Rodrigo (41:10)
• Bob gave a shout-out to Daniel Castaneda’s grandson who is going to Germany with classmates and then off to high school next year (41:41)

Bands talked about during Bob’s rock and roll news segment

• The Who
• The Beatles (reference to Ringo Starr)
• Jane’s Addiction
• Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
• Pearl Jam (Eddie Vedder)
• The Doobie Brothers
• Steely Dan
• Grateful Dead
• Ratt
• Ozzy Osbourne
• Alice Cooper
• U2
• Jelly Roll
• Eminem
• Kid Rock

3 paragraph summary of this portion (excluding Bob’s Rock and Roll news)

The show opened with energetic introductions of the three hosts – Chewie (the man from Thrall who can do it all), Matt Bearden (former traveling comedian and sitcom actor), and Bob Fonseca (34-year radio veteran and Texas Radio Hall of Fame inductee). The dominant storyline of the first portion involved Bob’s headphones being found destroyed after someone borrowed them from the recording studios. An extended debate ensued about whether to use super glue or electrical tape to repair them, with the hosts discussing whether to check security cameras to identify the culprit and what consequences that person should face. The conversation revealed tensions about theft and property respect in the workplace, with references to previous incidents including a stolen Tool album box set.

The hosts engaged in lighter segments including Matt’s presentation of silly English words for “Click Click Boom,” covering terms like lollygag, collywobbles, diphthong, gubbins, and borborygmus (the official term for stomach growling). The segment sparked playful banter and creative uses of the words in sentences. Throughout the show, the chemistry between the three hosts was evident through their quick wit and ribbing of each other, from jokes about Chewie’s headphones looking like air traffic controller gear to Matt’s defense of his COVID-era above-ground pool that Bob had previously mocked.

The final major topic was Chewie’s reconsideration of homeownership after spending a weekend house-sitting and dog-sitting at a home with a pool. His peaceful Sunday morning swim experience led him to declare that houses aren’t worth owning unless they have pools. This sparked a debate with Matt about the true costs and headaches of homeownership, including pool maintenance, pest control, plumbing, electrical work, roofing, insurance, and property taxes. Matt tried to temper Chewie’s enthusiasm by sharing his own expensive home repair experiences, while also defending his simple approach to above-ground pool chemistry (just pouring Clorox bleach in it), which horrified Bob who emphasized proper pool chemistry is more complicated than people think.

⏰ Second Hour Analysis ⏰

Analysis of Matt & Bob Show Transcript (Second Third)

Food items/restaurants talked about:

• Swedish Hill bakery – reopened on South First (former Fox Trot location) (59:45-60:01)
• Fox Trot (former location on South First) (59:49)
• Tajin – new Moroccan cuisine food trailer at 5011 East Cesar Chavez (1:02:05-1:02:25)
• Moroccan cuisine items mentioned: lamb, stews, couscous, french fries, grilled vegetables (1:02:47)
• Nando’s Peri-Peri chicken restaurant – discussed extensively (1:00:26-1:02:15)
• Peruvian chicken place in Highland area (1:01:48)
• Perry Perry chicken (confusion over name/origin) (1:00:28-1:01:48)
• Costco half-sheet cake – $24 (1:16:54-1:17:02)
• Costco Iberico ham – $99.97 (1:17:35-1:17:51)
• Cheesecake Factory at Arboretum (1:19:51-1:20:08)
• Chili’s Lava Cakes (1:13:17)
• Lady Quackenbush’s Cakery in Mueller (1:21:42-1:22:26)
• Captain Quackenbush’s Intergalactic Cafe (former drag location) (1:22:01-1:22:26)

News stories talked about during this portion:

• Mexican agricultural burning causing hazy skies in Austin (52:30-53:32)
• Austin unpaid parking tickets now at $7.4 million, up from $7 million (55:56-57:09)
• Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson filming Apple TV show in Austin (54:30-55:00)
• UT Longhorns baseball received top seed in SEC tournament (56:42-57:40)
• Bastrop emergency food pantry needs help/volunteers (57:41-59:03)
• U.S. Department of Agriculture cuts of $500 million in food purchasing programs (59:02-59:20)

Predictions made during this portion:

• Bob predicts another two weeks of particulate and haze in the air from Mexican smoke (53:38-54:19)

Interesting facts shared during this portion:

• Austin has three seasonal air quality issues: pollen, Mexican smoke, and Saharan dust (53:30-53:52)
• Texas Independence Day: March 2nd, 1836 (1:15:08)
• Texas became a state: December 29th, 1845 (1:15:51)
• The Arboretum Cheesecake Factory used to be a movie theater (1:19:57-1:20:08)
• Only 36 boot notices issued for parking violations since 2022 (56:46)

Funny or memorable quotes this portion:

• “Just because you don’t give up doesn’t mean you will make it” – life advice from street interview (1:07:11-1:07:17)
• “I want every weekend for you to be like, I’ve got to go trim that tree. I’ve got to go spray for bucks.” – Bob on homeownership (49:33-49:41)
• “If you want to succeed in life, you need to surround yourself with people who are doing better than you are. And you’ve surrounded yourself by Spencer and Floppy.” (51:16-51:28)
• “We don’t go to where you work and mess with the slurpy machine” – about celebrity spotting (54:52)
• “Woody, pull up too. I’d like to have a word. I’d like to have a smoke.” – Chewy (55:03-55:09)
• “You want me to go back to night school? Texas is in my blood. I am the history of Texas” – Bob defending not knowing Texas history (1:16:10-1:16:21)

Recurring jokes or gags:

• Chewy wanting to buy a house and asking for financial advice
• Bob and Matt being cynical/negative vs. “Hey Ho Radio” that’s always positive (1:05:10-1:05:40)
• Self-sabotage regarding Austin Chronicle voting campaign (1:10:01-1:11:45)
• Confusion over Nando’s Peri-Peri being Peruvian vs. South African/Portuguese (1:00:26-1:02:15)
• References to “Electric Vehicle Dan” calling in (52:17)
• Matt wanting to sit alone in $30K bungalow looking sad at picture of a girl (1:27:05-1:27:37)

“This or That” segment – Head-to-Head trivia about cake:

Participants: Bob vs. Chewy

Questions and Answers:

• Texas Independence/Statehood dates – Bob got partial credit (1:14:44-1:15:51)
• Costco half-sheet cake price ($24) – Bob closest at $11.99 (1:16:54-1:17:09)
• Costco Iberico ham price ($99.97) – Bob said $99 (1:17:18-1:17:51)
• “21 Questions” – loves like a fat kid loves cake – Chewy correct (1:18:02-1:18:27)
• Who recorded “21 Questions” – 50 Cent – Chewy correct (1:18:28-1:18:41)
• Spirit in the Night lyrics “Janie’s fingers in the cake” – Bob correct (1:18:42-1:18:54)
• Album: Greetings from Asbury Park – Bob correct (1:18:55-1:19:05)
• Cake band “going for distance/speed” – Chewy correct (1:19:22-1:19:51)
• “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor – Bob correct (1:19:52-1:19:57)
• Cheesecake Factory – Bob correct (1:19:58-1:20:28)
• Arboretum location used to be movie theater – Bob correct (1:20:28-1:20:50)
• Lady Quackenbush’s in Mueller – Bob correct (1:21:42-1:21:56)
• Captain Quackenbush mascot was a duck – Chewy correct (1:22:01-1:22:26)

Final Score: Bob won (exact score mentioned as 7-4 at one point, final appears to be 8-5)

Phone callers this portion:

• Leslie called about wanting $30,000 ACL bungalow package for honest review (1:30:27-1:32:24)

Summary:

The second third of the show began with an extended discussion about Chewy’s desire to purchase a house, with Bob and Matt offering advice while simultaneously joking about homeownership being miserable. The conversation revealed the hosts’ self-described cynicism, with Matt noting that successful people surround themselves with those doing better than them, while Chewy has “surrounded himself by Spencer and Floppy.” The segment showcased the show’s characteristic blend of practical advice and self-deprecating humor.

Environmental and local news dominated the middle portion, with Bob explaining Austin’s seasonal air quality issues – pollen, Mexican agricultural smoke, and Saharan dust. The hosts also discussed Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson filming in Austin, reminding listeners to respect celebrities while working. A significant local story involved Austin’s mounting unpaid parking ticket fines, which had grown to $7.4 million, with the city’s response being merely to “craft a memo” about next steps – a bureaucratic approach that drew mockery from the hosts.

Community and food news rounded out the informational segments, with discussion of the Bastrop food pantry’s urgent need for volunteers and donations due to USDA budget cuts. The hosts then covered new restaurant openings including Swedish Hill bakery’s new South First location and Tajin, a new Moroccan cuisine trailer. An extended debate ensued about Nando’s Peri-Peri, with Chewy insisting it was Peruvian cuisine despite Bob’s corrections that it’s actually South African and Portuguese.

The show’s “Head-to-Head” trivia segment focused on cake-themed questions in honor of National Devil’s Food Cake Day. Bob dominated the competition, defeating Chewy with questions ranging from Texas history to Costco prices to 1990s band Cake and Bruce Springsteen lyrics. The segment revealed both hosts’ gaps in Texas history knowledge, despite Chewy being a native Texan, while Bob’s pop culture and music knowledge proved superior.

The portion concluded with discussion of ACL Festival’s new $30,000 bungalow VIP packages, with the hosts debating what level of wealth would make such a purchase reasonable (Chewy suggested needing $5 million net worth). A caller named Leslie requested the package for free to provide an “honest review,” while the hosts acknowledged their own festival fatigue and the self-sabotage of their Austin Chronicle Reader’s Choice Award campaign, which they failed to promote despite wanting Chewy to win his first Chronicle award.

🕐 Third Hour Analysis 🕐

Analysis of Matt & Bob Show (05-19-2025) – Final Third

Food or Restaurants Talked About

01:35:39 – Nona’s movie discussion (Netflix film about Italian grandmothers cooking in restaurants)

• Focus on Vince Vaughn movie about opening a restaurant and hiring Italian grandmothers
• Discussion of Italian food and cooking throughout

01:40:14 – Reese’s Peanut Butter references made

01:57:47 – Cheap Thrills movie mentioned (potentially food-related)

01:48:20 – Windows Nation sponsor segment

01:59:25 – Whataburger lawsuit story:

• Texas man suing Whataburger for nearly $1 million
• Demery Ardell Wilson claimed allergic reaction to onions after requesting “no onions”
• Incident occurred July 24th at Harris County location
• Wilson seeking between $250,000 and $1 million in damages
• Previously sued Sonic Drive-In in May 2024 (case dismissed one month later)
• Discussion of Whataburger’s signature diced onions and their strong smell
• Whataburger eponymous burger includes mustard, tomato, lettuce, pickles, and diced onions

02:12:10 – Dicos (Chinese fast food restaurant):

• “Black Gold Pepper Crispy Pork” menu item
• Part of annual “Crispy Day” promotion
• Item going viral for resembling dog feces
• Chicken strips covered in black gold coating that turns black when deep-fried

02:06:02 – Interstellar Barbecue mentioned as hypothetical settlement offer

News Stories Talked About

01:59:25-02:05:20 – Whataburger Lawsuit:

• Texas man Demery Ardell Wilson suing for $250,000-$1 million
• Claims allergic reaction to onions despite requesting none
• Required medical attention after July 24th incident
• Lawsuit claims “manufacturing defect” and food was “unreasonably dangerous”
• Wilson previously sued Sonic Drive-In (dismissed in May 2024)
• Petition filed in Texas 269th Judicial District Court of Harris County

02:12:10-02:16:35 – Dicos “Black Gold Pepper Crispy Pork”:

• Chinese fast food chain’s viral menu item
• Part of annual “Crispy Day” promotion
• Going viral on social media for resembling feces
• Made with special black gold coating

Interesting Facts Shared

01:50:23-01:52:18 – Facts of the Day Segment:

• Al Capone was only 48 years old when he died
• Most of his infamous criminal activities happened in his 20s

01:51:16-01:52:18 – FDR Facts:

• Related to 11 other U.S. presidents including: Teddy Roosevelt (5th cousin), John Adams, James Madison, John Quincy Adams, Martin Van Buren, William Henry Harrison, Zachary Taylor, Andrew Johnson, Ulysses S. Grant, Benjamin Harrison, and William Howard Taft
• More than 80 countries have released stamps featuring FDR
• Only president elected four times
• Served from a wheelchair

01:53:13 – Jimmy Carter was related to George Washington

01:53:46-01:54:24 – Moon Volcano Facts (Bob’s science fact):

• Active volcanoes existed on the moon during the time of dinosaurs
• Volcanic plumes would have been visible from Earth
• Due to lack of atmosphere, plumes could be very tall
• Visibility depended on which side of moon (reference to “dark side of the moon”)

Memorable Moments

01:32:24-01:33:17 – Caller Leslie trying to get ACL Festival bungalow access:

• Leslie offered to bring hot dogs to the show
• In medical field, joked about helping Chewy if he had medical emergency
• Hosts admitted they have “zero access” to ACL perks

01:34:07-01:35:23 – ACL Festival Discussion:

• Debate about ACL lineup quality dropping off
• Matt only knows two bands, wants backstage access for Doja Cat
• Discussion of Hozier (“Take Me to Church”)
• Matt tried for three days to get Lorde tickets for his daughter, lowest queue position was 13,000 for venue holding 12,000
• Bungalows cost undisclosed high amount

01:35:23-01:37:28 – Notting Hill/Rom-Com Discussion:

• Matt admits he loves romantic comedies, watches them voluntarily
• Referenced movies: Notting Hill, Serendipity, Elizabeth Town
• Discussion of Lana Del Rey falling for airboat captain
• Matt’s fantasy of Doja Cat noticing him at ACL

01:38:28-01:44:30 – Extended Nona’s Movie Debate:

• Matt rated Nona’s a 3/10, wife loved it (was tipsy)
• Bob loved it, questioned Matt’s relationship with him over the disagreement
• Vince Vaughn played character role, couldn’t do his usual improv style
• Cast included Talia Shire (Rocky’s Adrian), Susan Sarandon, actress from The Sopranos
• Movie got 20+ million streams opening weekend
• Reese Witherspoon hated working with Vince Vaughn on Four Christmases due to his improvising
• Bob joked about wondering if the nonnas wore diapers while cooking

01:55:47-01:58:15 – Creationist Museum Story:

• Matt visited creationist museum in Arkansas (in repurposed 7-Eleven)
• Featured painting of Jesus petting a dinosaur
• Woman refused to take Matt’s photo because she sensed wrong intentions
• Now AI-generated images of Jesus with dinosaurs are common

02:06:32-02:12:00 – OnlyFans Model Discussion:

• Chewy asked to show his top 3 OnlyFans models on screen
• Named: Carly Jane (German accent, 7.2 million followers), Jamie Liz (very short, ~4’9″)
• Mentioned “Boogs and David Douglas”
• Also discussed following someone they think was an old listener of the show

02:12:10-02:16:35 – Dicos Turd Chicken:

• Unanimous agreement that “Black Gold Pepper Crispy Pork” looks exactly like dog feces
• Jokes about serving on a shovel, delivery in poop bags
• Suggestion it could get Michelin star on Austin’s East Side
• Proposed 6,000% tariff as something all Americans could agree on

Callers

01:32:24-01:33:17 – Leslie:

• Offered to bring hot dogs to the show
• Wanted ACL Festival bungalow access
• Works in medical field
• Hosts told her they have no access to such perks

This or That Segment

01:34:20-01:36:10 – ACL Festival Acts Discussion (informal):

• Would see: Dochi, T-Pain, try for Doja Cat backstage
• Missing: Hozier
• Debate about Tool and Primus being able to fill the Sphere venue
• Discussion of Dead and Eagles booking out the Sphere

Facts of the Day Segment

01:50:23-01:54:24 – Full segment with three facts:

• Chewy’s Fact: Al Capone was only 48 when he died, accomplished most criminal activities in his 20s
• Matt’s Fact: FDR related to 11 other presidents (listed above), more than 80 countries issued stamps featuring him, elected four times, served from wheelchair
• Bob’s Fact: Active volcanoes on moon during dinosaur era, plumes would have been visible from Earth due to lack of atmosphere

Kick Out the Jams Segment

01:59:25-02:05:20 – Whataburger Lawsuit Story:

• Texas man suing for onion allergy incident
• Seeking $250K-$1M in damages
• Debate about personal responsibility when you have food allergies
• Matt argues some responsibility falls on allergic person to check their food
• Chewy suggests people with severe allergies should “just stay home and cook”
• Matt notes Whataburger onions are extremely pungent and hard to miss
• Wilson previously sued Sonic (case dismissed)
• Discussion of whether this is professional litigation abuse

02:12:10-02:16:35 – Dicos “Turd Chicken” Story:

• Chinese fast food viral menu item
• Unanimous agreement it looks like feces
• Humorous discussion of presentation problems
• Suggestion it needs garnish (but not corn)
• Jokes about tariffs and Michelin stars

Five Paragraph Summary

The final third of the Matt & Bob show on May 19, 2025 featured extensive discussion of the Netflix movie “Nona’s” starring Vince Vaughn, which created a humorous divide among the hosts. Matt rated it a disappointing 3 out of 10, calling it boring and noting that Vince Vaughn couldn’t be his usual improvisational self since he was playing a real character. Bob loved the film and joked that Matt’s dislike of this Italian-themed movie meant Matt didn’t like half of him, further joking that Matt also doesn’t like his Mexican half because of Matt’s habit of using a Spanish accent at taco trucks. The movie, which received over 20 million streams its opening weekend, features Vaughn as a man who opens a restaurant staffed by Italian grandmothers, with a cast including Talia Shire and Susan Sarandon.

The show included their regular “Facts of the Day” segment with three interesting tidbits. Chewy shared that Al Capone was only 48 when he died and accomplished most of his notorious criminal career in his 20s. Matt contributed a fact about FDR being related to 11 other U.S. presidents and having been featured on stamps in more than 80 countries, while being the only president elected four times despite serving from a wheelchair. Bob offered a science fact about active volcanoes on the moon during the dinosaur era, whose plumes would have been visible from Earth due to the moon’s lack of atmosphere.

A major “Kick Out the Jams” segment focused on a Texas man named Demery Ardell Wilson who is suing Whataburger for between $250,000 and $1 million after allegedly suffering an allergic reaction to onions that he had specifically requested be left off his meal. The lawsuit, filed in Harris County’s 269th Judicial District Court, claims the restaurant failed to meet appropriate standards of care. Notably, Wilson had previously sued Sonic Drive-In in May 2024, though that case was dismissed a month later. The hosts debated whether people with severe food allergies bear some personal responsibility to check their orders before eating, with Matt arguing that Whataburger’s onions are so pungent it would be nearly impossible not to notice them.

The show also featured lighthearted moments including a caller named Leslie who works in the medical field trying unsuccessfully to get ACL Festival bungalow access by offering to bring hot dogs to the studio. The hosts discussed the festival’s lineup, with debate about whether acts like Tool or Primus could fill the Sphere venue in Las Vegas. There was also an extended tangent where Chewy was asked to share his top OnlyFans models on screen, revealing he follows accounts with millions of followers, which led to jokes comparing Bob’s 26,000 YouTube followers to the 7.2 million followers of one of Chewy’s preferred models.

The show concluded with another “Nod to the Odd” segment about a Chinese fast food chain called Dicos that went viral for all the wrong reasons with their “Black Gold Pepper Crispy Pork” menu item. The chicken strips, covered in a black coating and deep-fried, look unmistakably like piles of dog feces. The hosts joked about serving suggestions (on a shovel, with poop bags for delivery), debated what dipping sauce could possibly work, and suggested it could ironically win a Michelin star at an East Side Austin restaurant. They humorously proposed that Americans of all political persuasions could unite behind a 6,000% tariff on what they dubbed “turd chicken,” while acknowledging it probably tastes good despite its unfortunate appearance.