Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt and Bob navigate their Ozempic journeys with brutal honesty about “egg burps” and eating just two bites of Chinese food, while Chuy hits up Beijing Bistro in Buda for the “Eat Your Heart Out” campaign and the crew dives into wild…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt Bearden took the day off for trivia night (seriously), sparking Bob’s hilarious outrage all morning—especially rich coming from the guy who once partied with Quentin Tarantino until 4 AM and still showed up to work. The crew dug deep into an…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt, Bob, and Chuy return from judging the Funniest Person in Austin finals to dive into UT football’s wildly inappropriate touchdown celebrations (including simulated urination and crotch-smelling that cost 100+ penalty yards), debate whether Bob looked like Rob Dyrdek in his judging…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt and Chewy fly solo on Hot Dog Friday (Bob’s out sick…again) to celebrate Nirvana’s “Nevermind” turning 35 with a nostalgic deep-dive into Gen X’s defining moment, unveil Wendy’s surprisingly legit emo album “Songs to Listen to in a Wendy’s Parking Lot,”…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt, Bob, and Chewy tackle Senator Tommy Tuberville’s bizarre 20-minute Senate speech claiming furries have infiltrated the airline industry (yes, really), give away Metallica tickets with Limp Bizkit opening in 2027, and rank the world’s most expensive countries with Switzerland taking the…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt’s Texas identity was shattered when the crew discovered Dairy Queen ISN’T actually a Texas thing (despite that iconic jingle!), Bob boldly declared DQ “kind of mid,” and they shared emotional stories about the chaotic morning Norm MacDonald visited the studio and…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights On Tuesday’s show: Matt finally retrieved a nearly 8-foot-tall custom arcade cabinet with 10,000+ games from Big Rick (making his son cry with joy), the crew erupted into an epic debate over whether “pancakes for the table” is revolutionary or just a…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt, Bob, and Chuy navigate a heavy Monday tackling the North Austin ICE shooting with surprising nuance while emphasizing media literacy over hot takes, then pivot to comedy gold featuring Chuy’s homemade beef jerky that smoked out the studio, Matt’s $80 Wagyu…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt and the crew celebrated Hot Dog Friday with Bob’s “Caleb Williams Spicy Chicago Dog” while welcoming back legendary Austin comedy pioneer Ramin Nasar after nearly 20 years—featuring Chewy’s awkward apology for drunkenly smearing Ramin’s Cap City mural, psychedelic DMT stories, and…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt, Bob, and Chuy dive into Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers’ emotional reunion with Chris Stapleton on vocals, debate Silicon Valley billionaire Brian Johnson’s failed immortality quest, and nearly break up the show over Hot Dog Friday logistics in a seven-minute overtime…