🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights
Matt and Chewy fly solo on Hot Dog Friday (Bob’s out sick…again) to celebrate Nirvana’s “Nevermind” turning 35 with a nostalgic deep-dive into Gen X’s defining moment, unveil Wendy’s surprisingly legit emo album “Songs to Listen to in a Wendy’s Parking Lot,” and welcome Daniel Van Kirk for NFL picks and the debut of the “Struggle Dog”—a depression-era hot dog (cheap sausage on white bread with bargain mustard) that somehow tastes amazing and becomes the Metallica ticket giveaway. Plus: Elizabeth Holmes is moving to a Del Valle halfway house in 2027, a DPS screw-up left millions without voter registration, Taqueria Chapala is closing after 28 years, and the show drops mind-blowing facts like how doctors in 1674 tasted urine to diagnose diabetes and the Menendez brothers photobombed an NBA trading card after murdering their parents.
📻 First Hour Analysis 📻
🌭 Is it a Hot Dog Friday Show?
YES! 🎉 This is definitely a Hot Dog Friday show! The transcript opens with the iconic jumbo hot dog jingle (00:01:00), and Matt even says “It’s here. It’s Friday” (00:01:17).
🍔 Food Items/Restaurants Discussed
- Wendy’s 🍔 – Major discussion about Wendy’s releasing an emo album called “Songs to Listen to in a Wendy’s Parking Lot” (33:41-35:18)
- Phoebe’s – Matt mentions needing to talk about Phoebe’s (49:01)
- Starbucks ☕ – Mentioned in passing when Matt talks about his wife’s past jobs (43:59)
📰 News Stories Discussed
- Voter Registration Crisis 📋 – DPS forgot to send voter registration information to county registrars for people who registered when getting their driver’s licenses, affecting millions with only 5 working days before the October 5th deadline (07:58-09:52)
- Austin Named Best Texas City to Retire In 🏆 – Ranked #1 in Texas, #23 nationally by WalletHub, though scored poorly on healthcare (49:12-50:26)
- Central Texas Extreme Drought 🔥 – Austin area now in highest drought condition level; officials warn against outdoor fires (50:27-51:47)
- Sick Season Starting Early 🤒 – Flu, COVID, and RSV cases appearing earlier than usual in Austin (51:51-53:08)
💥 Click Click Boom Segment
Matt presented chart-based information instead of traditional clickbait:
- Declining Job Industries 📉:
- Pulp, paper and paperboard mills (dropping from 83K to 70K employees)
- Printing and related support activities
- Jewelry and silverware manufacturing
- Newspaper publishers (declining 25%)
- Apparel manufacturing (declining almost 40% – biggest decline)
- Temporary help services
- Elementary and secondary schools (83,000 job reduction)
- Federal government expected to shrink
- Growing Job Industries 📈:
- General medical and surgical hospitals
- Scientific/technical consulting services
- Computer systems design
- Home healthcare services (#2)
- Services for elderly and persons with disabilities (#1)
- Electrical equipment manufacturing
- Solar, wind, and geothermal electric power generation (top 3 fastest growing)
😂 Funny Moments & Memorable Quotes
- “I’m a fool to do your dirty work” – Chewy during his introduction of Matt (02:56)
- Matt on name recall after stroke: “I had a little neurological thing and it kind of erased my names” (05:35-05:42)
- Chewy: “Cavemen didn’t have to remember a lot of stuff, did they?” (05:35)
- Matt on ape uprising: “I hope sooner than later, dude… because I need someone to vote for this in November” (07:38-07:45)
- Matt’s stroke survival: “Do you remember where I was when I had a stroke? Yeah. You were right over there… I stayed at work until my shift was over” (46:40-46:47)
- On bathroom habits: “I’ve never stayed home because of diarrhea. I like to, in fact, I don’t want to do, why would I mess up my own house?” (46:21-46:26)
- Wendy’s emo album: “She Said She Didn’t Want Fries” song title (34:59)
🎸 Bob’s Rock and Roll News Summary
Nirvana’s Nevermind 35th Anniversary 🎤
Bob (actually Matt filling in) delivered a passionate tribute to Nirvana’s “Nevermind” album, released 35 years ago on September 24, 1991. He painted a vivid picture of the generational divide in 1980s music, explaining how Gen X was split between two camps: those who listened to hair metal bands like Poison, Warrant, Guns N’ Roses, and Bon Jovi, and those who preferred alternative/college rock like The Pixies, Jane’s Addiction, The Cure, and The Smiths. These two groups rarely mixed until Nirvana dropped “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” 🎵
The segment got personal when Matt shared his exact memory of discovering the song. He remembered it was a Wednesday when he first saw the video on MTV, featuring cheerleaders who “didn’t look like the cheerleaders from our high school.” He described coming home from work at the University of Texas to find his entire co-op building (the Taoist Co-op at 27th and Guadalupe) transformed into a massive party with three kegs, people handing out acid and smoking joints, all centered around playing “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on repeat for two hours. This song became the unifying moment that brought together both the rock and alternative crowds. 🎊
Matt highlighted the album’s incredible production quality, noting that producer Butch Vig (who had worked on Smashing Pumpkins’ “Gish”) followed Kurt Cobain’s simple direction: “I want to sound heavy.” Remarkably, the album produced five charting singles: “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” “In Bloom,” “Come As You Are,” “Lithium,” and “Polly.” Dave Grohl himself thought “Smells Like Teen Spirit” would just be an album cut, never expecting it to become the massive hit it did. The entire album remains listenable from start to finish, which Matt noted was unusual for 90s albums. 🔥
The cultural impact extended beyond just music. Matt reminisced about the era’s fashion (Gerbo jeans, Drakkar Noir, Polo cologne, Lip Smackers), the optimism of youth when “none of us were fat and bald yet,” and when housing prices were around $130,000. He noted how this was before mortgages, before constant elbow pain, and when people still believed they could become whatever they wanted to be. The segment took a bittersweet turn as Matt reflected: “Reality is a cruel woman, isn’t she?” capturing the nostalgia and loss that Gen X feels for that transformative moment. 💭
Matt encouraged listeners to experience the album as it was meant to be heard—in track order—rather than on shuffle. He reminded everyone that the album wasn’t just for headbanging; it had slower songs that provided the soundtrack for intimate moments (carefully mentioning “lips on lips, smoochy smoochy” and other activities). He closed by emphasizing how Nirvana’s “Nevermind” represented the one “defining seminal moment” for Generation X, a generation that has been constantly overlooked but had this shared cultural touchstone 35 years ago. 🌟
Additional Rock News:
- U2 announced their 16th studio album “Carnival de Luz” for November 13, 2026, featuring new song “Silencio” and “Torn,” which is Dolly Parton’s final recording before she passed (31:05-32:19)
- Ozzy Osbourne tribute concert film “Back to the Beginning” will screen in theaters October 28-29, documenting his final performance with Black Sabbath before his death at 76 (32:19-33:39)
🎵 Rock and Roll Shoutout/Salute
YES! 🎉 The city of Georgetown received a rock and roll shoutout for booking Ella Langley (described as possibly “the biggest artist out there right now”) for their Two Step In festival. Matt expressed amazement that she chose their “little upstart festival” and warned it’s going to be “absolutely nuts next year” (40:15-40:52).
🎸 Bands Mentioned During Bob’s Rock and Roll News
- Nirvana 🎤
- The Pixies
- Jane’s Addiction
- The Cure
- Depeche Mode
- The Smiths
- Poison
- Warrant
- Quiet Riot
- Scorpions
- Guns N’ Roses
- Bon Jovi
- Smashing Pumpkins
- U2
- Black Sabbath
- Metallica
- Panic at the Disco
- All Time Low
- Simple Plan
- Sum 41
📝 Three Paragraph Summary (Excluding Rock News)
The show kicked off with Matt and Chewy flying solo as Bob called in sick, leading to amusing technical difficulties and discussions about work ethics versus self-care. The crew explored how their generation (and Bob especially) struggles with taking sick days, with Matt sharing personal stories about having a stroke while on-air yet staying until his shift ended. They debated whether this “push through it” mentality is healthy, acknowledging it’s probably not, but admitting they’re hardwired that way from their upbringing. The conversation revealed generational differences, with Matt noting how his daughter has no problem taking mental health days while he can’t even fathom staying home for a runny nose. 🤒💪
The Click Click Boom segment took an interesting turn with Matt presenting employment trend charts instead of clickbait headlines. He warned listeners to avoid declining industries like newspaper publishing, apparel manufacturing, and temporary help services, while encouraging them to pursue growing fields. The fastest-growing jobs are all in elder care and renewable energy, with solar, wind, and geothermal electric power generation leading the pack. Matt made the sobering observation that “the largest places that we’ll see growth are going to be in taking care of old people,” joking that he might end up in that field himself, though noting the industry attracts either absolute saints or people who have completely checked out of life. 📊💼
The Wendy’s emo album announcement brought unexpected legitimacy to fast-food marketing, with Chewy playing tracks from “Songs to Listen to in a Wendy’s Parking Lot.” The song “She Said She Didn’t Want Fries” featured genuine emo production quality from respected artists like Matt Squire (Panic at the Disco, All Time Low), leading Matt to observe that “millennials still want to buy houses” so they’re finally selling out. The segment sparked a broader discussion about how every genre eventually commercializes, with both hosts agreeing that if you haven’t sold out, you probably just haven’t received an offer yet. The track genuinely impressed them both, with Chewy declaring “that’s fire” after hearing the breakdown. 🍔🎸🔥
🕙 Second Hour Analysis 🕙
🍕 Food Items/Restaurants Discussed
- Astra in Buda, Texas 🥩 – Chewy visited as part of his Buda EDC campaign (01:02:39)
- Cornbread with buttered pecan butter (called “Astroglide”) 🧈
- Beef carpaccio 🥩
- Burger ($25) 🍔
- Turkey pepperoni sandwich 🥪
- Steak with smashed potatoes and green sauce (only $25!)
- Soft serve ice cream 🍦
- Affogato (espresso poured over vanilla ice cream) ☕
- Pizza (mentioned but not tried)
- Texas hot chicken, nuggets, fried pickles available
- Taqueria Chapala 🌮 – Closing on East Cesar Chavez after being there since 1997 (00:57:02)
- Last day is Sunday with send-off 5-7pm
- Owner accidentally signed away his lease
- Another location at Ben White and 290
- Ojos Locos mentioned for Del Valle area 👀
- Stoney’s Good Time Ranch on East 7th Street – hosting Chewy’s watch party (01:16:00)
📰 News Stories Discussed
- DPS Voter Registration Error (00:53:13) – DPS failed to send voter registrations to county registrars for the last year. Millions now need to be processed in five days. Those affected may need to cast provisional ballots 🗳️
- Elizabeth Holmes Moving to Austin (00:54:49) – Theranos founder will transfer to Austin Transitional Center in Del Valle on August 23, 2027, after sentence reductions ⚖️
- Taqueria Chapala Closing (00:57:02) – Historic East Austin Mexican restaurant closing due to lease non-renewal 😢
- Foster Care Tutoring Need (00:58:43) – Local foster care system desperately needs tutors for children falling behind in school 📚
🔮 Predictions Made
- Daniel Van Kirk predicted Baker Mayfield needs to get back to his “fat guy energy” or Tampa will struggle (01:26:50) 🏈
- DVK thinks Cam Scataboo will get “like 30 runs” against the Titans (01:31:49)
💡 Interesting Facts Shared
- Gary Cole discussed – actor from Office Space, Heat, Brady Bunch movies (01:22:51) 🎬
- Affogatos explained as dense espresso over vanilla ice cream – helps you stay awake after a big meal to continue evening plans ☕
- If you get LASIK, your nearsighted vision goes out 10-15 years sooner (01:21:03) 👓
- Kool-Aid McKinstry is an actual NFL player’s name – cornerback for the Saints, real name is Jaquincy (01:29:23) 🏈
🌭 Hot Dogs in Studio
YES! It was Hot Dog Friday! 🌭
Chewy made “The Struggle Dog” (01:10:12):
- Single slice of cheapest bread 🍞
- Cheapest sausage (Eckrich linked, sliced in half)
- Blackened
- Cheap yellow mustard (Hill Country Fair/H-E-B brand)
- Dedicated to “everybody out there struggling paycheck to paycheck or even less people that are in the trenches” 💪
- Chewy claimed it “hits the same as a Michelin made with caviar” despite being the simplest dog possible
💬 Funny or Memorable Quotes
- “Everything you know about Elizabeth Holmes, and you still would, you sickos.” (00:56:11) 😂
- DVK: “We are talking to, like, a guy in his bed right now staring at his ceiling looking into the abyss, and we are keeping him holding on. And then I also think about, like, the women, like, naked in their kitchen just curling their hair.” (01:23:47) 📻
- Matt on his first good steak: “And then I was like, holy crap. This is why people get excited about food.” (01:13:56) 🥩
- DVK: “I have permanent air marshal face.” (01:21:45) 🕵️
- Matt’s old boss: “How old are you? You don’t know the rules yet? I got to get a lawyer in here?” (01:36:08) 😆
🎤 Guests in Studio/Special Visitors
- Daniel Van Kirk (DVK) joined via Google Meet from Rochelle, Illinois (visiting his mom before driving to West Virginia) 📹
- He was calling in for Hot Dog Friday and to give football picks
- DVK wore new reading glasses (got LASIK previously) and was sporting a full Magnum P.I. mustache 👨
🎭 Recurring Jokes or Gags
- Bob’s absence – Running joke that Bob doesn’t show up when DVK is on (second week in a row) 😅
- Cocaine country references when discussing Texas/Louisiana border areas 🤪
- Matt’s movie ignorance – Matt admitted he doesn’t know anything about movies, didn’t know who Gary Cole was (01:22:51)
- “Struggle Dog” concept – simple, cheap hot dog for those “in the trenches” 💰
- Scataboo Watch – Ongoing segment where Chewy decides if he’ll keep betting on Cam Scataboo staying healthy. Chewy “let it ride” again this week (01:32:00) 🎰
📊 Summary
The second hour kicked off with Matt delivering the Austin area headlines, covering a significant DPS voter registration error that could affect millions of Texas voters 🗳️. The error resulted in a year’s worth of voter registrations not being sent to county registrars, who now have just five days to process them. Matt also announced that Elizabeth Holmes, the disgraced Theranos founder, will be transferring to a halfway house in Del Valle in 2027, joking about Austin’s growing collection of famous female criminals alongside Ghislaine Maxwell. 😬
Chewy enthusiastically recounted his experience at Astra restaurant in Buda as part of his ongoing campaign with the Buda EDC 🍽️. He went into extensive detail about the meal, which started with cornbread featuring buttered pecan butter and escalated through beef carpaccio, a burger, turkey pepperoni sandwich, a $25 steak with smashed potatoes, soft serve ice cream, and an affogato. Matt hilariously called him out for the excessive ordering, and the conversation evolved into a discussion about how eating fancy food can feel like transcending your small-town roots. The segment revealed Chewy’s journey from simple fare to appreciating high-quality cuisine. 🤤
The show took a somber turn when Matt announced that Taqueria Chapala, an East Austin institution since 1997, would be closing 😢. The owner accidentally signed away his lease thinking it was about a tax balance. Matt emphasized the importance of preserving these original family-owned Mexican restaurants in East Austin, which are increasingly rare. He also made an earnest plea for community members to volunteer as tutors for children in the Texas foster care system, noting that these kids face enormous challenges and desperately need educational support. 📚
Daniel Van Kirk joined via Google Meet from Illinois, sporting new reading glasses and his signature mustache 👨. The conversation immediately addressed the running joke that Bob never shows up when DVK is on the show. DVK launched into his “spilling the TD” segment with NFL storylines, including an elaborate analogy comparing Baker Mayfield to “a fat dude that became hot” who now has lost his hunger because he signed a $100 million contract. He also introduced listeners to Saints cornerback Kool-Aid McKinstry, whose actual football cards say “Kool-Aid,” providing endless opportunities for fans to yell “Oh yeah!” when he makes plays. 🏈
The show wrapped with Chewy unveiling his “Struggle Dog” – the simplest hot dog possible made with cheap bread, cheap sausage, and cheap mustard, dedicated to people struggling financially 💪. DVK continued his gambling segments, including “Scataboo Watch” where Chewy once again decided to “let it ride” on the injury-prone running back, and “Rushing Roulette” where they pick fumble-prone teams (though they discovered DVK had lost his notes from the previous week). The chemistry between the three hosts and DVK remained strong, with movie references flying and constant self-aware jokes about how little preparation goes into the show. Matt even questioned out loud why they come into the studio every day, nearly setting a dangerous precedent! 🎙️
🕛 Third Hour Analysis 🕛
🌭 Hot Dogs in Studio
Yes! Chewy made “Struggle Dogs” in the studio today. The recipe was intentionally budget-friendly:
- Cheap Eckert Farms sausages (cut in half)
- Cooked in the air fryer until crispy and black on the edges
- Served on a single piece of white bread (not even a bun!)
- Hill Country Fair mustard (the cheap stuff) spread on top
- Matt confirmed they were surprisingly delicious despite being made with the cheapest ingredients possible
- Chewy said the Struggle Dog was dedicated to everyone living “paycheck to paycheck” and “in the trenches” (01:42:15 – 02:23:30)
🍔🍕 Food Items & Restaurants Discussed
- Orange Julius mall locations – referenced during Tennessee game discussion (01:52:01)
- Harvey Wallbanger – cocktail mentioned by DVK (01:47:39)
- Charcuterie board – DVK used as metaphor for eating the spread (01:52:16)
- Mac and cheese – DVK’s comment about performance (01:49:22)
- Bananas – discussed in context of tariffs (01:43:10)
- Gas station hot dogs – metaphor used for Chiefs rolling the Dolphins (01:49:34)
- Tres leches – Chewy’s joke about diabetic sweetness (02:06:30)
- Candy donations – Rosa requesting Halloween candy for the building (02:10:57)
📰 News Stories Discussed
- Tariffs – Discussion about expensive diesel ($7/gallon) and tariffs affecting contractors and truck drivers (01:41:47)
- James Tallarico vs. Ken Paxton – Tallarico challenged Paxton to a Fox News primetime debate at the Tribune Festival, but Paxton hasn’t responded to any debate invitations (02:11:05)
- Trump Bowl – Reference to a game happening the next morning (01:41:00)
- Trucker protest – Mentioned for October 1st, though details were unclear (01:43:33)
🧠💡 Interesting Facts Shared
- Phonons – The quantum equivalent for sound waves, similar to photons for light (01:59:40)
- Matter in the universe – So diffuse that you’d have to spread one gram of water (two drops) over the entire volume of Jupiter to match the average density of matter in the universe (02:01:25)
- Chewbacca’s voice – Made mostly from bear recordings with sounds from walruses, lions, and badgers mixed in (02:03:30)
- Menendez brothers – Visible in the background of a 1990 Mark Jackson basketball card (NBA Knicks guard), having bought courtside seats during their spending spree after murdering their parents (02:04:01)
- Appalachian Mountains – Despite being older than the Rockies, they’ve only existed for about 3% of the total age of the universe (02:04:43)
- Diabetes testing in 1674 – English physician Thomas Willis tested for diabetes by tasting patients’ urine, noting diabetic urine “could taste wonderfully sweet like honey or sugar” (02:05:11)
🎸🎤 Kick Out the Jams Segment
Matt asked listeners to revisit Nirvana’s “Nevermind” album, which turned 35 years old recently. He encouraged everyone to listen to it in track order on their streaming service – not today, but maybe Saturday morning – because it’s a fun album experience that most people haven’t done in a long time. He referenced Jackson Browne’s “Running on Empty” during the show as well (01:41:51 – 02:10:40).
🏈 Predictions Made
DVK’s NFL Picks:
Drink Bet (01:47:07):
- Denzel Boston (Browns) to score twice in their game – “Bet a Harvey Wallbanger on it”
Appetizer Bet (01:47:51):
- Bills to beat the LA Diego Chargers by more than 7.5 points
- Predicts Chargers will go on an epic losing streak against Seahawks, Broncos, Chiefs, and Rams
Dinner Bet (Most Confident) (01:49:08):
- Kansas City Chiefs to beat the Miami Dolphins by more than 10.5 points
- Said “Chiefs, just like John Wick, are back”
College Football – Texas vs. Tennessee (01:50:22):
- Texas to beat Tennessee by more than 4.5 points (barely)
- Kickoff at 11:12 AM Saturday morning
- DVK thinks this will be a statement game for Texas despite it being their first road game
- Believes Arch Manning has been told by the Manning family to “just play football” and stop commenting on things
Other Picks Mentioned:
- Matt picked New Orleans Saints
- Chewy picked Houston Texans (bartender’s birthday influence)
- Bob was assigned Miami (01:40:00)
📞☎️ Phone Callers
Manny called in (02:13:10):
- Suggested ICE should collect taxes from wealthy businesses that owe millions
- Said “they’ll pay because they’re going to get scared”
- Mentioned he doesn’t like ICE but they’re effective at collecting
- Wanted to know if they were messing with Bob (who was out)
- Offered to bring candy for Rosa’s Halloween collection
- Matt joked with him about bringing gas masks for protests
First Caller – Metallica Winner (02:21:59):
- Won Metallica tickets to the Alamodome show by correctly identifying the “Struggle Dog”
- Described it perfectly: “wiener cut in half with some mustard on it, some Hill Country Fair mustard”
- Said he’s had struggle dogs before but with ketchup because he hates mustard
- First caller got it immediately!
📅 Special Events & Announcements
- DVK will be in Austin on October 16th and wants to sit in on the morning show (01:55:05)
- There was discussion about whether to move their “Audience of 100” event up a week since Chewy will be out on the 16th
- Chewy’s Watch Party – Saturday at Stoney’s Good Time Ranch from 11 AM to 1 PM for the Texas vs. Tennessee game (02:06:47)
- Texas Tribune Festival was happening in Austin where Tallarico made his debate challenge
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📝 Five Paragraph Summary
The final third of today’s show featured extensive football talk with special guest Daniel Van Kirk (DVK), who delivered his weekly NFL picks with characteristic humor and confidence 🏈. Having gone 2-for-4 last week, DVK was undeterred, offering three tiers of picks including a “Drink Bet” on Browns receiver Denzel Boston scoring twice, an “Appetizer Bet” against the struggling LA Diego Chargers, and his most confident “Dinner Bet” on the Chiefs crushing the Dolphins by more than 10.5 points. The guys also extensively discussed the upcoming Texas vs. Tennessee matchup, with DVK predicting the Longhorns would win by more than 4.5 points in their first road test of the season, despite last week’s uninspiring performance against a lesser opponent 🤘.
The show’s signature “Struggle Dog” made its debut as today’s hot dog creation, with Chewy preparing cheap Eckert Farms sausages cut in half, air-fried until crispy, and served on plain white bread with bargain-bin mustard 🌭. Matt surprisingly raved about how good it tasted despite the intentionally budget ingredients, and Chewy dedicated it to all the listeners living “paycheck to paycheck” and “in the trenches.” This culinary moment became the basis for the show’s Metallica ticket giveaway, with the first caller correctly identifying it as the “Struggle Dog” and winning tickets to the Alamodome show 🎸.
Political discussion surfaced when the hosts covered James Tallarico’s challenge to Ken Paxton for a Fox News primetime debate at the Tribune Festival 🗳️. After Paxton’s team initially agreed to debates but then went silent, Tallarico threw down the gauntlet for a nationally televised showdown. The guys expressed excitement about potentially creating a drinking game for the debate if it happens, promising to make fun of both sides equally. There was also discussion about wealthy businesses owing millions in taxes, with caller Manny humorously suggesting ICE should handle collections.
The Facts of the Day segment delivered fascinating trivia, including the revelation that Chewbacca’s voice was created from bear recordings mixed with walruses, lions, and badgers 🐻. Other mind-bending facts included the concept of phonons (quantum sound wave equivalents), the extreme diffuseness of matter in the universe (requiring two drops of water spread across Jupiter’s volume to match universal density), and the disturbing historical tidbit that 1674 physician Thomas Willis tested for diabetes by tasting patients’ urine, noting it could taste “wonderfully sweet like honey” 🧠💡.
The show wrapped with announcements about DVK’s upcoming October 16th studio visit, Chewy’s Saturday watch party at Stoney’s Good Time Ranch for the Tennessee game (11 AM-1 PM), and a nostalgic call to revisit Nirvana’s “Nevermind” album in track order for its 35th anniversary 🎵. Rosa’s Halloween candy drive got multiple mentions, and there was playful banter about 20-something coworkers wandering around looking for hot dogs. The energy remained high throughout, with Matt joking about the universe not caring about anyone and making references to everything from John Wick to Too Wong Foo Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar 😂🎉.