🎙️ First Hour Analysis 🎙️

Analysis of Matt & Bob Show 06-01-2023 (First Third)

Food Items/Restaurants Talked About

• Red Lobster – Chewy mentioned going with his mama for their $20 shrimp fest/endless shrimp promotion (02:14.957)
• Chinese food – Chewy ordered Chinese food and ate too much hot sauce (08:03.098)
• Matt’s hot sauce – Referenced as “12 out of 10 heat” at Matt’s house (08:11.438)
• Pizza Hut – Discussion about original sit-down Pizza Hut locations, possibly in Columbus area and a buffet in Belton (07:13.192 – 08:03.247)
• Water Burger – Mentioned briefly (07:31.977)
• KFC – Bob discussed eating at KFC outside London as a kid, noted chicken tasted like fish there because chickens are fed fish meal (32:02.897)
• Jimmy John’s and Jersey Mike’s – Used as size comparison for the Sound Burger device (50:16.297)

News Stories/Topics Discussed

• Air conditioning being out for three days in the studio, creating uncomfortable working conditions (04:47.947)
• Ted Lasso series finale – Bob watched it and cried (06:13.061)
• Austin FC – Sebastian Driussi returned from injury and scored immediately in a game against Minnesota United (42:56.070 – 44:00.760)
• North Korea – Jokingly referenced as possibly hacking their AC system (05:10.122)

Click Click Boom Segment

This segment featured clickbait about “Oh No, I’m Old Moments” (starting around 13:06.910). Items mentioned include:

• Sleeping wrong requiring calling in sick to work
• Downloading bird identification apps and getting excited about seeing birds
• Kids nowadays/generational differences
• Sweet Child of Mine being from “the late 1900s” (16:46.750)
• Classic rock stations playing what used to be modern music
• Not recognizing celebrities at award shows (Don’t know Doja Cat or Dua Lipa)
• Game Boy Color being sold in antique stores
• Having long conversations about mops at supermarkets
• Oversharing with strangers
• Finding parent characters in movies more attractive than the young characters (24:32.988)
• Y2K being closer to 1979 than today
• Putting furniture on Christmas lists
• Recognizing more dead celebrities than living ones on red carpets

Funny Moments and Memorable Quotes

• Bob describing the first bead of sweat going down his butt crack: “That’s going to itch around 7 PM” (05:36.049)
• Chewy’s concern about ruining Matt’s beanbag chair by sitting in it too much, asking if “memory foam can get dementia” (11:01.109)
• Bob on air conditioning: “I realized that air conditioning is a privilege, not a right” from Ted Lasso (06:36.919)
• Discussion about whether chickens fed fish meal make KFC taste like fish in England (32:02.897)
• Bob’s philosophy: “If you don’t struggle, the art will” from the show Leverage (00:48.962)
• Bob on Limited Edition items: “When I hear the words limited and addition put together in that order, I start getting the peepee dance” (47:27.136)
• Bob admitting he locks his door and pretends not to be home when people pop by: “Pretend like you’re not home” (29:28.020)
• On vacation preferences: Bob would “give it all up” to vacation alone – “Absolutely. I’ve vacationed by myself” (30:30.002)

Phone Callers

No phone callers in this portion of the show.

Bob’s Rock and Roll News Segment Summary

Bob Fonseca opened his Rock and Roll News segment by lamenting that it was a slow news day in the rock world, joking that his franchise is “too good for radio” and should be on television, perhaps on Access Prime Time or late Friday/Saturday nights after Saturday Night Live. He acknowledged that not every day would be a “banger” in rock news, but emphasized his commitment to reporting regardless, comparing himself to CNN never running out of news.

The main stories Bob covered were relatively light. He discussed how an early handwritten draft of Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Freddie Mercury is going up for auction, revealing the song was originally titled “Mongolian Rhapsody” before Mercury crossed it out and replaced it with “Bohemian.” The notes, which belonged to Mercury’s longtime companion Mary Austin, are expected to fetch up to 1.5 million dollars. Bob wondered aloud why he didn’t save his own show notes over 30 years, joking he might get “1.5 thousand” for them. He also discussed Rami Malek’s portrayal of Mercury in the Bohemian Rhapsody film, noting the movie was excellent but wondering what Malek has done since.

Additional stories included guitar virtuoso Steve Vai announcing a summer tour, though Bob noted it seemed limited to just the West Coast (Arizona to California). He also covered Guns N’ Roses expanding their North American tour with 26 stops, expressing approval of their opening acts including Alice in Chains and The Pretenders, but questioning how Carrie Underwood would be received by Guns N’ Roses fans. Bob asked listeners to email him their thoughts at [email protected] about this unusual pairing.

For Rock and Roll News Senior, Bob reported that Triumph bassist Mike Levine ruled out any reunion, saying the band members weren’t physically able to handle the rigors of touring anymore. Bob joked that nobody was asking for a Triumph reunion anyway, making this perfect content for the “senior” segment aimed at older listeners. He also briefly covered Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox being photographed holding hands in London, noting he was jealous they were in London rather than jealous of their relationship.

Bob closed the segment by giving a Rock and Roll News Salute to Austin FC’s Sebastian Driussi, who returned from a 10-game injury absence and scored immediately after coming in during the second half, helping Austin FC defeat Minnesota United. Bob thanked fans who visited him in section 108 at the game and joked about possibly becoming the team’s mascot. Despite claiming it was a slow news day, Bob managed to cover multiple stories and maintain his entertaining commentary throughout the segment, ending with his signature sign-off encouraging listeners to “go home today and fire up your sound burger.”

Bands/Artists Mentioned in Rock and Roll News

• Queen/Freddie Mercury
• Guns N’ Roses
• Alice in Chains
• The Pretenders
• Carrie Underwood
• Steve Vai
• Triumph
• Machine Gun Kelly
• David Bowie (song playing during segment)
• John Lennon (mentioned as co-writer on Bowie’s “Fame”)
• Carlos Alomar (guitarist on “Fame”)
• Led Zeppelin (mentioned)
• Wilco/Jeff Tweedy
• ZZ Top
• P-Funk/Eddie Hazel/Bootsy/Bernie Worrell
• Talking Heads

3-Paragraph Summary (Excluding Rock and Roll News)

The show opened with Bob Fonseca hosting solo while Matt Bearden was on vacation, with Chewy handling production. The dominant theme of the morning was the oppressive heat in the studio, as the air conditioning had been out for three consecutive days. Bob and Chewy both wore shorts and t-shirts to cope, with Bob joking that Matt had pulled the AC plug out of spite before leaving. The part needed to fix the system was stuck in Houston, leading to humorous discussions about driving there to retrieve it, possibly stopping at various restaurants along the way. Despite the uncomfortable conditions, both hosts maintained their commitment to the show, with Bob repeatedly referencing a quote from the show Leverage about struggling so the art won’t have to.

A significant portion of the show featured the “Click Click Boom” segment where Chewy shared clickbait articles about “Oh No, I’m Old” moments that resonated with the aging demographic. The hosts discussed various signs of getting old, from sleeping wrong and needing to call in sick, to getting excited about seeing cardinals, to finding parent characters more attractive than young leads in movies. Bob initially resisted admitting these applied to him but eventually acknowledged he’d started oversharing with strangers and had become more comfortable staying home rather than going out. This led to deeper discussions about their lifestyle preferences, with Bob admitting he would give up all social activities to vacation alone and often thinks “let’s leave so we can get back” before even experiencing events.

The latter part of this segment featured extensive discussion about Chewy house-sitting for Matt, particularly his anxiety about potentially damaging Matt’s beanbag chair by sitting in it too long. Chewy worried the memory foam might lose its shape, asking if it could “get dementia,” while Bob reassured him the foam would naturally re-expand. The conversation revealed Chewy was being paid $30 per day to take care of Matt’s house and fish, and was enjoying the gaming setup but concerned about ruining things. The show also touched on Bob’s shopping addiction, particularly his excitement about finally securing an Audio-Technica Sound Burger (a portable turntable) after it sold out a year earlier, leading to introspective discussion about why limited edition items created such intense desire and what childhood experiences might have created this need to collect rare items.

⏰ Second Hour Analysis ⏰

Analysis of Matt & Bob Show (06-01-2023) – Second Third

Food items/restaurants talked about:

• Dairy Queen (55:36-58:28) – Contest for biggest DQ fan in Texas, discussion about steak finger baskets, brisket breakfast tacos, belt buster, blizzards
• Taco Bell (58:07) – Mentioned trying new menu items
• Moreno Barbecue (1:13:49) – Brisket breakfast tacos mentioned
• El Arroyo (1:32:41) – Mentioned as after-mountain-biking spot
• Homeslice (1:12:43) – Mentioned as South Congress location
• Vera Cruz (1:37:07) – Described as “best tacos in Texas”
• Joe’s Bakery (1:37:13) – Mentioned as place they need to visit

News stories talked about during this portion:

• Austin Pets Alive Ted Lasso puppies (59:42-1:02:01) – At Austin FC match, puppies named after Ted Lasso characters (Ted Lasso, Roy Kent, Rebecca Welton, Jamie Tart) – 8-week-old shepherd mix puppies available for adoption
• Dairy Queen contest (55:36-58:28) – DQ locations in Texas looking for biggest fan, prize is free treats/eats for a year, entries at DQTexas.com, open to Texas residents 13 and older

Interesting facts shared during this portion:

• 1:00:55 – Most heat in body goes out through ears and sac (Bob’s claim)
• Sound Burger (53:05-54:58) – $199 retail, has Bluetooth, record collectors use it to test records at pawn shops/bin dives, sold out online in about an hour
• Camp Mabry (1:34:32) – Used to be open for public running but shut down after 9/11
• Armadillo World Headquarters (1:27:51-1:29:05) – Had no air conditioning, metal roof, Bob’s first concert there was Frank Zappa in summer 1974

Phone callers this portion:

• Jerry/JC (1:07:24) – Professional tree service, talked about tattoos as Austin activity
• Ruth (1:09:41) – Suggested sound baths/singing bowls as Austin business
• Kathy (1:13:13) – Suggested Barton Springs dip and Moreno Barbecue
• Manny (1:15:00) – Suggested Butler Trail walk, made controversial comments about not picking up dog poop
• Alex (1:17:47) – Suggested kickball
• MJ (1:20:00) – Suggested hike and bike trail, Deep Eddy Pool, South Congress, Sculpture Falls, green belt
• Matt (1:23:13) – 29 years old, suggested Lost Creek
• Christian (1:25:03) – Suggested 360 bridge walking path, mentioned setting off Chinese lanterns
• Chris Kane (1:25:45) – Close friend, discussed Texas Playboys sandlot baseball, invited Bob to tasting room
• Edwin (1:27:40) – Suggested Armadillo World Headquarters remembrance party
• Juan Pablo (1:29:01) – Triple threat, suggested Broken Spoke for dancing, spillover at Barton Springs, Secret Beach at Robert Guerrero Park
• Bo (1:31:33) – Suggested Hancock Golf Course
• Chris (1:32:03) – Clarified Lost Creek location, explained Twin Falls/Sculpture Falls, suggested Antone’s
• Dave from Urban Betty (1:35:19) – Got free coffin from bulk pickup, suggested Don’s Depot and Vera Cruz tacos

Recurring jokes or gags:

• Bob’s reluctance to socialize and missing out on Austin culture
• Bob wanting “ample free parking”
• The studio being hot/AC broken, parts in Houston
• Bob’s dogs not being as cool as other dogs
• Bob wanting to trade in his dogs for cooler ones
• Chewy being mistaken for a cop
• Bob’s baseball glory days (7 lifetime no-hitters claim)
• Bob not knowing about Secret Beach and Austin spots despite living there since 1974

Summary:

The second third of this show focused heavily on defining what makes someone a “real Austinite” and what activities embody Austin culture. Bob expressed frustration about living outside the city limits and missing iconic Austin experiences like Hot Luck Festival. This sparked an extended phone topic asking listeners what activities make them feel like true Austinites.

The segment began with lighter topics, including discussion of Bob purchasing a limited edition Sound Burger record player for $199 and news about Austin Pets Alive featuring puppies named after Ted Lasso characters at an Austin FC match. The hosts also discussed a Dairy Queen contest searching for Texas’s biggest DQ fan, though they were skeptical about the vague prize of “free treats and eats for a year.”

The Austin activities topic dominated the middle portion, with numerous callers suggesting quintessential Austin experiences. Popular suggestions included swimming at Barton Springs Pool (especially the “spillover” area), walking the Butler Trail around Town Lake, visiting the green belt and Sculpture Falls, attending live music at Antone’s and the Broken Spoke, playing golf at Hancock Golf Course during UT football games, and exploring South Congress. Several callers mentioned lesser-known spots like Secret Beach at Robert Guerrero Park and Lost Creek trails.

Throughout the discussion, Bob revealed how disconnected he feels from Austin culture despite living in the area since 1974. He admitted not knowing about many local spots, never having visited certain Austin landmarks, and struggling to find activities that make him feel like a true Austinite. The conversation revealed a tension between old Austin and new Austin, with hosts acknowledging that much of what made Austin unique has become commonplace in other cities.

The segment concluded with friend Dave from Urban Betty calling in to share that he’d acquired a free used coffin from bulk pickup (which he called “the most Austin thing”), and recommending Don’s Depot and Vera Cruz tacos. This encapsulated the show’s theme—that Austin’s quirky, weird culture still exists but requires locals to actively seek it out and participate rather than letting the city’s growth and commercialization wash it away.

🕐 Third Hour Analysis 🕐

Analysis of Matt & Bob Show (06-01-2023) – Final Third

Food or restaurants talked about during this portion:

• 01:37:38 – Zilker Park metal canoes mentioned by caller John (early 70s activity)
• 01:40:50 – Great Value brand products discussion including marshmallows (may contain tilapia), syrup (may contain anchovies), mashed potatoes (contain anchovies, trout, whitefish, and clams)
• 01:45:14 – Dave’s Hot Chicken and Duck and Bow (Houston restaurants)
• 02:12:02 – The League restaurants praised for fish and chips
• 02:12:02 – Red Lobster mentioned for fried fish
• 02:13:20 – Round Rock Donuts mentioned as favorites
• 02:13:20 – The Salty donut shop mentioned
• 02:18:20 – Sonic mentioned for onion rings
• 02:18:20 – Gyms mentioned for shoestring onion rings

News stories talked about during this portion:

• 01:38:34 – Danish truck driver detained after potatoes spilled on bridge connecting two Danish islands, possibly deliberate protest of new diesel truck tax law
• 01:46:19 – Danish painters in the 19th century used beer byproducts to coat canvases before painting

Interesting facts shared during this portion:

• 01:42:03 – Great Value products contain unexpected seafood traces (tilapia in marshmallows, anchovies in syrup, multiple fish types in mashed potatoes)
• 01:56:20 – Limb lengthening surgery costs $75,000 for a 4-hour operation
• 01:56:38 – Surgery involves cutting thigh bones and inserting rods that lengthen bones by 1 millimeter (0.04 inches) per day via remote control
• 01:57:00 – Recovery takes 3-4 months with grueling physical therapy
• 02:14:03 – In the 1970s Austin, iced tea was free at certain restaurants while sodas cost money

Memorable moments during this portion:

• 01:37:38 – Caller John discusses metal canoes at Zilker Park, prompting Bob to reflect on activities he hasn’t done since having kids 20 years ago
• 01:50:15 – Discussion of rapper Akbar V’s feet condition where ring toes are folded under, leading to body acceptance conversation
• 01:56:20-02:07:00 – Extended debate about limb lengthening surgery, with hosts divided on whether height insecurity justifies the procedure
• 02:07:38 – Caller Kaden calls Bob “four foot tall,” which Bob brings up repeatedly throughout the rest of the show
• 02:18:52 – Adam Fool calls in to congratulate the hosts and mentions his recent wedding that the hosts couldn’t attend

Callers this portion:

• 01:37:38 – John (private number) – discussed metal canoes at Zilker Park
• 01:47:03 – Caller suggested Chuy in the Morning episode about Houston road trip
• 02:01:18 – Oliver (producer) – discussed height surgery insecurities
• 02:01:18 – Nick – attempted call but didn’t connect
• 02:07:38 – Kaden – made “four foot tall” comment about Bob
• 02:07:38 – Caller (gym bro) – compared height insecurity to getting jacked at gym
• 02:18:52 – Adam Fool – recently married, thanked hosts for shout-out, mentioned new fans from wedding

Facts of the Day from their segment:

June National Days/Holidays mentioned (02:10:30-02:18:45):

• June 1: National Go Barefoot Day, Say Something Nice Day
• June 2: National Rocky Road Day, National Fish and Chip Day, National Leave the Office Day
• June 4: National Cheese Day
• June 5: National Donut Day
• June 9: National Donald Duck Day
• June 10: National Iced Tea Day
• June 11: National Corn on the Cob Day
• June 14: Flag Day, National Bourbon Day
• June 15: Nature Photography Day
• June 16: Fudge Day
• June 19: National Martini Day
• June 21: National Smoothie Day, National Selfie Day, Summer Solstice, Go Skate Day (disputed)
• June 22: National Kissing Day, National Onion Ring Day
• June 23: National Take Your Dog to Work Day
• June 27: National Sunglasses Day
• June 29: National Camera Day

Five Paragraph Summary:

The final portion of the show began with callers discussing Austin activities like canoeing at Zilker Park, which prompted Bob to reflect on outdoor activities he hasn’t done since having children twenty years ago. The conversation then shifted to “Nods to the Odd” news stories, including a bizarre incident in Denmark where a truck driver spilled potatoes on a bridge connecting two islands, possibly as a deliberate protest against new diesel truck taxes. The hosts also discussed a historical discovery that 19th century Danish painters used beer byproducts to coat their canvases before painting.

A significant portion of the show focused on a viral TikTok video about Great Value brand products containing unexpected seafood ingredients. The video revealed that Great Value marshmallows may contain traces of tilapia, syrup may contain anchovies, and mashed potatoes may contain anchovies, trout, whitefish, and clams. This led to speculation about whether products were made in the same facilities as fish processing plants, and Matt joked that people buying Great Value products aren’t supposed to read the labels that carefully. The hosts found it particularly alarming that such specific fish varieties were listed as potential contaminants.

The show took an extended detour into discussing limb lengthening surgery after Matt showed a video about a procedure that can add three inches to someone’s height for $75,000. The surgery involves cutting the thigh bones and inserting rods that gradually lengthen the bones by one millimeter per day via remote control over 3-4 months. Bob expressed strong opposition to the procedure, calling participants “idiots” and questioning why someone would undergo such painful surgery for height, while Chuy was more supportive of people addressing their insecurities. Producer Oliver stated he was secure in his height and wouldn’t get the surgery, sparking a broader debate about masculinity and body image.

A caller named Kaden made a comment calling Bob “four foot tall,” which became a running joke for the remainder of the show. Bob repeatedly brought up the insult, pretending to be deeply hurt by it, while the other hosts teased him mercilessly. This led to further discussion about body insecurities, with comparisons drawn between height surgery and other cosmetic procedures like breast implants and BBLs. The hosts debated whether such procedures represented immaturity or legitimate self-improvement, with no clear consensus reached.

The show concluded with Bob running through all the national holidays for June, reading from the National Day 365 website. Notable days included National Donut Day (June 5), National Bourbon Day (June 14), and National Take Your Dog to Work Day (June 23). Bob expressed frustration that people bring dogs to work regularly at their station, making the dedicated day redundant. Adam Fool called in near the end to thank the hosts for their wedding shout-out and mentioned that people from Tennessee and Colorado who attended his wedding were now listening to the show. The air conditioning remained broken at the studio, with a memo stating the part was in Houston, which Bob criticized as an insufficient excuse.