Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, January 21, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Uninvited
Daniel Gallo is in hot water after asking Dale to contact Police Chief Art Acevedo to officiate his wedding, only to have his fiancée reject the idea. The resulting chaos dominates the show as Daniel fires the chief on-air, leading to a tense but ultimately comedic segment. Dale also discusses his facial cosmetic procedure, shares a romantic song from his own wedding, and the cast argues over the American Sniper movie controversy.
Segments
- Show Open and Weather Discussion [00:00:06] — The show begins with the opening announcement and discussion about the cold and rainy weather returning to Austin. Carissa has returned after being sick.
- Carissa’s Return and Illness [00:02:57] — Dale teases Carissa about coming back to work after being sick, suggesting she wasn’t sick enough if she was responding to puppy pictures on text messages. The crew discusses her stomach issues.
- Daniel’s Wedding Officiant Saga Begins [00:11:52] — Dale recaps for new listeners that Daniel has changed wedding officiants multiple times, having asked and then un-asked Matt, Bob, and others. Daniel reveals he now needs to un-invite Police Chief Art Acevedo.
- The Police Chief Invitation Crisis [00:14:45] — Daniel reveals he asked Dale to contact Chief Acevedo without confirming with his fiancée first. Dale is upset that he now has to tell the chief he’s been fired as officiant, leading to heated discussion about respecting Daniel’s bride-to-be.
- Wedding Moratorium Discussion [00:21:02] — Daniel asks the show to stop talking about his wedding for 30 days. The crew reluctantly agrees while continuing to make jokes about the situation.
- Chief Acevedo Calls In [00:37:06] — Police Chief Art Acevedo calls the show and Daniel officially un-invites him as officiant, though the chief remains invited as a guest. The chief takes it well with humor, joking about wearing his dress blues with sword.
- Jimmy LaFave Wedding Song [00:47:38] — Dale plays Jimmy LaFave’s song that was performed at Dale’s wedding when Amanda came down the aisle. He gets emotional discussing the romantic lyrics and the performance.
- Governor Abbott Inauguration Coverage [00:51:53] — The crew watches and comments on local news coverage of Governor Greg Abbott’s inauguration parade, including his old Boy Scout troop participating.
- American Sniper Facebook Controversy [00:56:44] — Dale discusses the heated debate on Fox 7’s Facebook page over whether American Sniper is propaganda or a hero story. The crew analyzes the reactionary comments and debates about Chris Kyle’s legacy.
Guests
- Chief Art Acevedo (other) [00:37:06] — Police Chief called in to be officially uninvited from officiating Daniel’s wedding after Daniel’s fiancée rejected the idea
Text Line
- [00:02:57] Carissa texted that she couldn’t come in again because she was sick, followed by multiple text exchanges including puppy pictures — read by Dale Dudley Dale used this as evidence that Carissa wasn’t too sick to come to work, leading to teasing when she arrived
Music
- Jimmy LaFave — Dale played a recording of Jimmy LaFave’s song performed at Dale’s wedding; discussed the romantic lyrics
Quotes
You embarrassed me. You’ve just now embarrassed me with the police chief.
Dale Dudley [00:15:00]
Why wouldn’t you confirm with your fiancée before you asked me to jump through hoops?
Dale Dudley [00:17:34]
You don’t think it’s hilarious that you invited the police chief, and now you have to uninvite him?
Dale Dudley [00:35:00]
I cannot believe it. Daniel’s already getting cold feet.
Chief Art Acevedo [00:37:09]
Part 2: American Sniper and Inauguration
The show discusses American Sniper criticism, with texts and callers questioning the film’s melodrama. They review CJ’s ‘Sixth Street Fails’ photo gallery showing drunk people passed out downtown. Dale relates to Bob’s complaints about chaotic family dinners. Multiple Head to Head trivia rounds pit callers against Matt and Dale on music and movie topics for X Games passes.
Segments
- Show opening and Sixth Street Fails [00:00:00] — Dale announces upcoming meetings about station events, X Games giveaway, and CJ’s clickbait post featuring photos of drunk people passed out on Sixth Street. The crew reviews the disturbing gallery of public intoxication.
- David calls about his son’s WWII comments [00:04:19] — A caller named David tries to complain about his son using racial slurs about Japanese people at Cedar Creek Middle School, claiming he wants to ‘get it out there.’ Dale quickly hangs up on him.
- Dale’s diet restart and burger disappointment [00:10:25] — Dale discusses restarting Ideal Weight Loss protocol after hitting 240 pounds. His planned ‘last meal’ burger outing with family turned chaotic with misbehaving kids, making him finally understand Bob’s complaints about family chaos.
- American Sniper criticism continues [00:15:51] — Caller Justin criticizes American Sniper as melodramatic compared to Fury and other war films. Discussion of Bradley Cooper’s accent and whether the film manipulates emotions.
- State of the Union burn [00:17:31] — They play Obama’s response to Republicans clapping during State of the Union: ‘I know because I won both of them.’ Discussion of Ted Cruz’s poorly-edited iPhone response video from the Texas Capitol.
- Carissa’s illness controversy [00:20:15] — Carissa accidentally says she was ‘absolutely not sick’ before correcting herself, leading to jokes about her credibility. She insists she had severe diarrhea for 24 hours.
- Muslim-free gun range story [00:27:00] — Dale reads about Jan Morgan’s Hot Springs gun range that turned away South Asian customers (who weren’t Muslim) for being brown. The crew debates calling the range and watches Morgan’s promotional video.
- Daniel’s trouble at work [00:34:40] — Daniel confirms he got himself in trouble (not from something on the show). He’s checked out and quiet, dealing with complicated personal issues. The hosts express concern.
- Martin Zeller album discussion [00:37:52] — Intern Scott brings in Martin Zeller and the Hardways album ‘Rooster’s Crow’ featuring Kelly Willis and Terri Hendrix. They play the recovery-themed song ‘Took the Poison’ which Dale notes matches his current life.
- Head to Head: Angie vs Matt on Music [00:45:45] — Angie challenges Matt on music trivia for X Games passes. Questions cover Don Johnson, Spinal Tap, Beatles releases, Walk Hard, and Bruce Springsteen. They tie until the final question which Matt wins.
- Head to Head continues [00:52:00] — The same questions are posed to determine the winner. Discussion of Beatles release dates and other music trivia continues.
Recurring Bits
- Head to Head [00:45:45] — Music trivia round with caller Angie challenging Matt Bearden for X Games three-day passes. Hosted by intern Scott. Topics were Music, Movies and Mustaches, and Minnesota.
Guests
- Scott (other) [00:38:47] — Oldest intern ever, brought in Martin Zeller album, hosted Head to Head trivia. Dale says he looks like John Davidson.
Callers
- David [00:04:19] — Wanted to complain about his son using racial slurs about Japanese people at Cedar Creek Middle School and the teacher’s response Dale hung up on him quickly, confused about why he was calling
- Stephen [00:09:25] — Called to mention Sixth Street Tales Facebook page as source of drunk photos Confirmed that’s where CJ got the photos from, call ended quickly
- Justin [00:15:51] — Criticized American Sniper as melodramatic compared to Fury, Zero Dark Thirty, and Lone Survivor Led to discussion about war film authenticity and whether American Sniper manipulates emotions. Got a sniper joke directed at Dale about his neck size.
- Angie [00:47:47] — Head to Head contestant challenging Matt on music trivia for X Games passes Lost to Matt but Dale gave her Christopher Titus tickets as consolation for being on hold so long. She’s a mom who mentioned her baby’s food stains.
Music
- Martin Zeller and the Hardways — Album ‘Rooster’s Crow’ brought in by intern Scott. Features Kelly Willis and Terri Hendrix. Song ‘Took the Poison’ played, about recovery – Dale related to the lyrics about his current struggles.
Quotes
I know because I won both of them
Obama (audio clip) [00:17:11]
This is what Bob meant about family chaos
Dale Dudley [00:13:51]
Part 3: Head to Head
This part continues the ‘Head to Head’ trivia segment with callers competing for X Games passes. Multiple callers (Carlos, Matt) challenge Dale and Bob on movie trivia and Minnesota topics. The show then pivots to disturbing content: a video of a home invasion defense shooting, the viral ‘grape lady’ video, and a discussion about why men cheat. The tone shifts from game show to dark reality to relationship talk.
Segments
- Carlos vs. Dale – Movie Trivia [00:00:00] — Caller Carlos challenges Dale on movie trivia questions covering Saturn 3, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Kurosawa films, Burt Reynolds movies, and Silence of the Lambs. Carlos gets only one correct; Dale wins with three correct answers.
- Matt vs. Bob – Minnesota Trivia [00:07:15] — Caller Matt, who has been on hold for over an hour, challenges Bob on Minnesota topics including grumpy old men, Vikings quarterback Fran Tarkington, untamed heart filming location, and Norwegian flatbread (lefse). Bob wins with three correct answers; Matt is awarded X Games passes anyway after extended pleading.
- Home Invasion Shooting Video [00:19:00] — Dale plays disturbing surveillance footage from Idaho of a mentally ill Gulf War veteran breaking into a neighbor’s apartment with a machete and being shot in self-defense. The hosts debate home defense ethics and the sounds of someone being shot.
- Grape Lady Viral Video [00:28:00] — The show revisits the classic ‘grape lady’ viral video of a news reporter falling and getting the wind knocked out of her while stomping grapes. Discussion of early viral videos and their sounds.
- Why Men Cheat Discussion [00:31:00] — Dale shares research from Gary Newman claiming men cheat not for sex but for emotional appreciation. Carissa shares stories from a friend on Tinder encountering many married men. The hosts debate monogamy, male nature, and emotional needs in relationships.
Recurring Bits
- Head to Head [00:00:00] — Multiple rounds with callers Carlos and Matt competing against Dale and Bob on trivia questions
Callers
- Carlos [00:00:41] — Head to Head movie trivia challenge against Dale Lost to Dale (1 correct vs 3), but received Motley Crue tickets as consolation prize for waiting 90 minutes
- Matt [00:07:22] — Head to Head Minnesota trivia challenge against Bob Lost to Bob (3 correct vs 3, then lost tiebreaker on Jack Nicholson ‘Here’s Johnny’ question from The Shining), but was eventually given X Games passes anyway after being on hold for over an hour and extensive pleading from the hosts
Quotes
I got a little tingle when he was pronouncing those Nordic names.
Dale Dudley [00:12:02]
If the mentally ill come into my home, I will shoot.
Dale Dudley [00:23:59]
We’re animals. Men are always attracted to the young pretty flowers.
Dale Dudley [00:33:20]