Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, January 20, 2015
This Show
- Chris Kyle & Proud to be a Texan
- Boyhood; Birth to Seven & Wedding Update
- Steam Rooms VS. Saunas & Click Bait
Part 1: Chris Kyle & Proud to be a Texan
Dale discusses losing his Ford dealership sponsorship and speculates it was due to competitor ‘chicken-hawking.’ The show pivots to extensive discussion of the ‘American Sniper’ film controversy, with Dale reading inflammatory tweets and discussing the Chris Kyle story. The segment closes with coverage of anti-Muslim protests in Garland, Texas, where demonstrators confronted attendees of an Islamic conference.
Segments
- Show Opening and Office Lockout [00:00:00] — Dale discovers he’s been locked out of the office he shared with Jimbo. The show has eliminated its traditional open.
- Moontower Comedy Festival Announcement [00:12:00] — Discussion of the Moontower Comedy Festival headliners, with Dale noting which comedians won’t do the show anymore because they’re too famous or have other conflicts.
- Covert Ford Sponsorship Lost [00:12:34] — Dale reveals he’s been dropped by Covert Ford after six years, speculates competitors ‘chicken-hawked’ the account by reporting controversial show content.
- Porsche Memories [00:15:43] — Dale reminisces about when he and Bob drove Porsches provided by a dealership friend, including a $137,000 model.
- American Sniper Controversy Begins [00:24:06] — Dale introduces the Chris Kyle/American Sniper controversy, establishing his anti-Iraq War position while supporting individual soldiers.
- Inflammatory Tweets Read On-Air [00:32:33] — Dale reads a series of racist and inflammatory tweets about American Sniper, including ones from Reagan Brock and Blake Shelton.
- Tom Arnold on Arnold Schwarzenegger [00:38:55] — Dale recounts Tom Arnold’s Howard Stern interview about homoerotic workouts and an elephant at Arnold Schwarzenegger’s birthday party.
- Garland Muslim Protest Video [00:41:30] — The show plays and comments on news footage of anti-Muslim protesters confronting attendees of an Islamic conference in Garland, Texas.
Quotes
I actually got excited that I get to come to work today around four o’clock
Dale Dudley [00:04:50]
Dick Cheney should be in prison
Dale Dudley [00:24:27]
I want to know what the American way of life is
Dale Dudley [00:42:53]
they’re holding up a sign that says Texans will not be silenced as they attempt to silence Texans
Bob Fonseca [00:44:37]
Part 2: Boyhood; Birth to Seven & Wedding Update
The show discusses the movie Boyhood extensively, with Dale and Bob both praising its powerful, non-traditional storytelling. Dale shares his baby book from birth, revealing family names, childhood details, and a touching note from his late mother. The segment also covers Daniel’s upcoming wedding planning chaos, including his search for vendors, transportation, officiants, and his indecisiveness about details. Cecil Bell Jr.’s anti-gay marriage legislation is mocked, with Dana De Beauvoir’s defiant response praised.
Segments
- CJ’s Dry Erase Complaint [00:00:01] — Dale reads CJ Morgan’s complaint written in dry erase marker on the conference room glass about wifi being down, predicting it won’t end well for CJ.
- Boyhood Discussion Begins [00:01:14] — Dale introduces his review of Boyhood, mentioning Steve Prince’s appearance in the film and how the movie resonated with him, especially regarding parenting and life’s small moments.
- Bob’s Boyhood Screening [00:02:34] — Bob describes watching Boyhood with neighbors on his projector and being blown away by how it avoids typical Hollywood plot devices and feels like real life rather than a movie.
- No Jump Cuts in Life [00:04:24] — Matt makes an insightful comment that there are no jump cuts in real life, which Dale praises. They discuss how the movie captures continuous childhood development without traditional narrative devices.
- Vegas Odds and Movie Rankings [00:06:57] — Dale shares the Vegas odds for Best Picture with Boyhood favored at 2-to-5, far ahead of competitors like Birdman and American Sniper.
- Bob’s Boyhood Challenge [00:08:28] — Bob proposes the ‘Bob Fonseca Boyhood Challenge’ – watch Boyhood then immediately watch any regular Hollywood movie to see how formulaic normal movies are by comparison.
- Bobhood – Bob’s Intro Montage [00:12:00] — Daniel presents ‘Bobhood’, a chronological montage of Bob’s show intro from 2001 to 2015, showing how his voice and energy changed over the years.
- High Pockets Job Search [00:15:03] — Dale announces that High Pockets is actively looking for work in Central Texas after selling his house, seeking product marketing positions. Dale mentions suggesting Yeti coolers.
- Governor’s Bible Controversy [00:17:07] — Discussion of the inauguration day Bible supposedly handed down from Sam Houston, with historians doubting its authenticity. Matt jokes about Sam Houston using a highlighter.
- Dale’s Baby Book – Part 1 [00:19:00] — Dale shares his baby book that his sister gave him, reading family tree details including names like Claude Ernestine Dooley, Jesse Milton Dudley, and Bert Herbert Morrow.
- Dale’s Baby Book – Part 2 [00:22:31] — Dale continues reading birth details, gifts received, and reveals he weighed 8.5 pounds at birth, was 21 inches tall, and had black hair and blue eyes that later turned brown.
- Troubles the Dog [00:25:11] — Dale’s only memory of his childhood dog Troubles is of someone poisoning it with glass-filled meat and the dog catcher carrying it away by all four legs.
- Mother’s Note – Three Years Old [00:26:56] — Dale reads an emotional note from his mother about his third birthday that made him cry, describing a simple family celebration with a cake with three candles and clowns.
- Lobar Pneumonia Revelation [00:27:51] — Dale discovers he was critically ill with lobar pneumonia at 16.5 months old and spent eight days under oxygen, finally validating his frequent mentions of childhood pneumonia.
- Cecil Bell Jr. Anti-Gay Marriage Bill [00:29:19] — Dale mocks Texas Representative Cecil Bell Jr.’s bill that would stop pay for county clerks who issue same-sex marriage licenses, calling him ‘fat and stupid’ and criticizing his caricature cowboy appearance.
- Dana De Beauvoir’s Response [00:32:07] — Travis County Clerk Dana De Beauvoir states she will issue same-sex marriage licenses regardless of Bell’s bill, believing courts will support her under Supreme Court direction.
- Fox 7 News Report on Bell’s Bill [00:33:18] — The show plays and mocks a Fox 7 news report on Cecil Bell Jr.’s bill, with Dale doing Yosemite Sam impressions and ridiculing Bell’s appearance and rhetoric.
- Daniel’s Wedding Officiant Crisis [00:37:03] — Daniel asks Dale to check if Art Acevedo can officiate his wedding. Dale reveals Art likely can’t since the wedding is in Hayes County, not Travis. Bob is revealed as first backup officiant.
- Bob Un-Asked as Officiant [00:39:01] — Daniel confirms Bob has been ‘un-asked’ as officiant and is now on hold as backup, with his fiancée’s brother as second backup.
- Wedding Song List Debate [00:41:00] — Daniel asks Matt if he should accept song suggestions from Matt’s wife. The hosts mock Daniel’s indecisiveness and his constant need to check with others.
- Wedding Transportation Needed [00:43:41] — Daniel reveals he needs transportation for 16 people ‘across the county’ and is seeking discount or free services. The hosts mock this as sounding suspicious.
- Longhorn Steers at Wedding [00:45:51] — Daniel reveals he’s bringing two longhorn steers to the wedding, with guests able to ride them down the aisle (though he’s going traditional) and take photos on them.
- Wedding Insurance Concerns [00:47:56] — Bob warns Daniel about insurance liability with longhorn steers, transportation, and alcohol. The hosts joke about guests getting skewered.
- Photo Printer and Ice Cream Gift [00:49:28] — Daniel needs someone with a digital printer for instant photo printing. He reveals Steve and Amy are providing ice cream as a wedding gift, leading to payola/FCC violation jokes.
- Congressional Payola Trial Fantasy [00:50:07] — The hosts create an elaborate comedy bit imagining Daniel being called before Congress for FCC violations related to accepting wedding gifts from show friends.
- Final Wedding Chaos [00:55:12] — The segment ends with confusion about whether the wedding is in Williamson or Hayes County, Dale’s wife’s song recommendations, and general mockery of Daniel’s wedding planning stress and indecisiveness.
Text Line
- [00:57:00] Informed the show about Bobby Ott and Pat Tillman closing this week — read by Unknown Brief acknowledgment, no extended discussion
- [00:57:00] Matt’s wife clarifies she was only recommending Michael Jackson songs because they’re fun to dance to — read by Matt Bearden Matt defends his wife’s song suggestions to Daniel
Music
- Family of the Year — Song from Boyhood soundtrack discussed briefly
Quotes
The point being that there are no jump cuts in life.
Matt Bearden [00:04:24]
We’re the kind of show that will support a movie nine months after it left theaters.
Matt Bearden [00:08:46]
Response to Necessary Punishment: He does not like to be corrected and sometimes hits back.
Dale Dudley [00:24:20]
Today you were three. We had a cake with three candles and clowns. Love, mother.
Dale Dudley [00:26:36]
You’re welcome to tell Cecil Bell Jr. that Dale Dudley at KLBJFM called you stupid.
Dale Dudley [00:30:05]
Part 3: Steam Rooms VS. Saunas & Click Bait
Transcript analysis pending.