Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, February 9, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Sam Smith Who
Bob is on vacation in Mexico, so the show opens with Dale, Matt, Daniel, and Carissa. Bob is sick with a cold and struggling vocally. Dale recounts his weekend playing Clash of Clans with listeners, dealing with his snoring daughter, and feeling panicked about his new house construction. The crew discusses the Grammy Awards (which none of them watched), with Sam Smith winning major categories. They preview the Poltergeist remake trailer and argue at length about whether Daniel says ‘horror’ or ‘whore’ when referring to scary movies.
Segments
- Cold Open [00:00:07] — Opening announcer introduces the show. Bob is sick with a cold, struggling vocally but deciding to push through since he’s out Wednesday as well.
- Dale’s Earplug Dream [00:03:02] — Dale shares a vivid dream about industrial earplugs (bought for his snoring daughter) extruding endlessly from his ears. He discusses his daughter’s upcoming tonsil surgery.
- Pitbull Concert Survival [00:08:45] — Matt reports his wife went to see Pitbull and came home at a reasonable hour, defying Dale’s earlier predictions.
- Grammy Awards Discussion [00:09:17] — Dale plays Sam Smith’s ‘Stay with Me’ (song of the year) and notes its similarity to Tom Petty’s ‘I Won’t Back Down.’ None of the hosts watched the Grammys. Sam Smith won Record of the Year, Song of the Year, and Best New Artist; Beck won Album of the Year.
- Weekend Stories [00:12:25] — Carissa went on walks with her dad who bought her a new tire at Costco. Matt took his son to a monster truck show. Dale stayed home playing Clash of Clans all weekend.
- Matt’s Monster Truck Show [00:13:00] — Matt took his two-year-old son to the O’Reilly Outlaw Nationals monster truck show. There was no tractor pull despite his week of advertising it.
- Oscar Movie Discussions [00:15:43] — Carissa watched Oscar-nominated films including Whiplash. Dale mentions Lucy Baines Johnson’s Texas Tribune article defending her father LBJ against his portrayal in Selma. Discussion of American Sniper backlash.
- APD Shooting [00:18:04] — Dale discusses a recent APD sniper shooting of a man who was shooting at street lights and then at a police helicopter.
- Clash of Clans War [00:19:22] — Dale goes into extensive detail about his Clash of Clans clan filled with listeners, kicking out Bad Smoker for not doing his battles, and receiving tribute from fans. Matt negotiates that he’ll listen if Dale then listens to his Fruit Ninja story.
- Matt’s Fruit Ninja Story [00:25:36] — Matt’s daughter asked for Fruit Ninja but his first-generation iPad won’t accept it. She lost an iPod Touch and now has to buy her own replacement electronics.
- Making Money as Kids [00:26:00] — Discussion of how they made money as children. Dale collected Coke bottles and coat hangers, sold Grit Magazine and seeds. Carissa painted rocks.
- Kirin Beer Settlement [00:26:51] — Dale reports on a class-action settlement where people who bought Kirin Ichiban can get refunds because the beer isn’t actually imported from Japan despite misleading labels. Requires receipts going back to 2009.
- Daniel’s Weekend with Chuy [00:31:35] — Daniel spent Saturday with Chuy, watching Florida Man and playing with Chuy’s cat. Sunday he did manual labor (mulching) for his parents.
- Dale’s House Anxiety [00:32:13] — Dale expresses panic about his new house construction, last-minute changes adding thousands of dollars, pressure-washing the current house, and his working-class guilt about upgrading homes.
- Carissa Quits Smoking [00:36:00] — Carissa reports she hasn’t smoked in three days and is testing whether going off Ritalin (which she thinks increases her smoking) will help her quit.
- Bob in Mexico / Bodies Found [00:36:51] — Matt worries about Bob in Puerto Vallarta after hearing 60 bodies were found in a warehouse in Acapulco. They discuss how resort guests rarely get news.
- Poltergeist Remake Trailer [00:38:04] — Dale plays the trailer for the Poltergeist remake starring Sam Rockwell. They compare it to the 1982 original and discuss how frightening the original was when they believed in such things.
- Daniel Won’t See Horror Movies [00:42:00] — Extended bit where Daniel says he doesn’t like ‘horror’ movies, which everyone hears as ‘whore movies’ due to his pronunciation. Dale and Matt tease him relentlessly about the Texas accent.
Music
- Sam Smith — Played ‘Stay with Me’ – Grammy winner for Record of the Year and Song of the Year
Quotes
Never go to the second crime scene. Same thing for a child.
Dale Dudley [00:06:45]
I got two kids. I’m married. I don’t drink anymore. What do y’all want me to do?
Dale Dudley [00:24:03]
You don’t come from that class. You come from rent houses with one light bulb.
Dale Dudley [00:35:03]
Part 2: Top Suicide Places
This segment covers a dark yet comedic discussion about famous suicide locations around the world, including Mount Fuji’s Aokigahara Forest, the Golden Gate Bridge, Niagara Falls, and an active Japanese volcano. The hosts debate the Poltergeist curse, with Daniel expressing genuine discomfort about horror movies while the others troll him. The segment also includes discussion of a controversial Texas bill allowing teachers to use ‘deadly force’ and Facebook comments from people who misunderstood a Latin motto proposal as being about Latino people.
Segments
- Charlie Manson marriage scheme [00:00:01] — Dale discusses news that a woman planning to marry Charles Manson allegedly wanted his corpse to put on public display for profit.
- Giveaway confusion – cocoa vs. coco [00:01:51] — Bob calls out Dale for giving away the keyword ‘COCO’ early and misspelling cocoa, leading to debate about the correct spelling.
- Poltergeist discussion begins [00:04:32] — The hosts discuss the new Poltergeist remake trailer, leading to Daniel expressing fear of the movie and revealing he believes in a curse surrounding the original film.
- Poltergeist curse debate [00:08:03] — The group debates whether the Poltergeist films are cursed after multiple cast members died, including Heather O’Rourke and Dominique Dunne. Matt trolls Daniel with false information.
- Josh calls in [00:15:59] — Caller Josh jokes that Craig T. Nelson died this morning, briefly fooling Daniel before revealing it’s a prank related to the Poltergeist discussion.
- Top suicide places introduction [00:17:30] — Dale introduces the main topic: the top suicide locations in the world, inspired by a discussion he heard on Opie and Jim Norton’s show.
- Vermont Teddy Bear and ticket giveaways [00:18:01] — Various giveaways are conducted, including John Waters tickets that Dale accidentally calls Roger Waters tickets.
- Suicide locations countdown [00:28:33] — The hosts go through the top 10 suicide locations worldwide, starting with Scotland’s Overtoun Bridge (where dogs jump), the Eiffel Tower, Mount Fuji’s Aokigahara Forest, and Niagara Falls.
- Robert Overacker jet ski incident [00:32:55] — The hosts watch and discuss video footage of Robert Overacker attempting to jump Niagara Falls on a jet ski in the 1990s to raise awareness for homelessness. His parachute failed and he died.
- Golden Gate Bridge and other locations [00:38:03] — Discussion of remaining suicide locations including the London Underground, Golden Gate Bridge, Beachy Head in England, and the number one spot: Colorado Street Bridge in Pasadena.
- Japanese volcano – Mount Mihara [00:40:58] — The hosts are shocked to learn about Mount Mihara volcano in Japan where 944 people jumped into molten lava in 1933 after one student started the trend.
- Shoes with feet washing ashore [00:43:24] — Dale tells a story about sneakers with feet in them washing ashore in Washington State, explained by bodies decomposing in water while buoyant shoes float.
- Texas deadly force bill [00:47:00] — The hosts play and react to a KVUE news report about Texas House Bill 686, which would provide legal defense for teachers using deadly force against students.
- Vermont Latin motto confusion [00:52:00] — Dale shares a story about Vermont residents on Facebook mistaking a proposed Latin language motto for a Latino/Hispanic motto, leading to racist comments from people who don’t understand what Latin means.
Callers
- Josh [00:15:59] — Called to joke that Craig T. Nelson died this morning, connecting to the Poltergeist curse discussion Briefly fooled Daniel before revealing the prank; also mentioned the John Wayne Genghis Khan movie where cast members died from cancer due to nuclear test site filming
Quotes
Everyone who was in that movie is dead. Everyone has died in mysterious ways.
Dale Dudley [00:11:56]
I think it’s a great topic for Monday morning.
Dale Dudley [00:17:30]
In 1933, 944 people jumped into the volcano after this girl did it.
Dale Dudley [00:41:01]
Deadly force means kill them is what it means.
Dale Dudley [00:49:09]
So ready for their racism to flare up.
Dale Dudley [00:55:38]
Part 3: KEYE Anchor, Walt Maciborski
Walt Maciborski, anchor from KEYE-TV (CBS Austin), visits the studio to discuss his ‘catching crooks’ branding campaign. The hosts tease him about the billboards and whether he’s actually catching criminals versus just reporting crime stories. After Walt leaves, the show pivots to Brian Williams’ fabrication scandal, Jack White’s tour rider demands (particularly his guacamole recipe), and a hilarious Boston snow rage video featuring ‘Gary.’ The final segments cover Florida congressman Alcee Hastings insulting Texas, conspiracy theories about Chris Kyle’s killer, and conservative website comment sections.
Segments
- Show Opening and Walt Maciborski Introduction [00:00:00] — Dale opens noting Bob is in Puerto Vallarta, mentions they’re live until 9:31am. Introduces guest Walt Maciborski from KEYE-TV and discusses his ‘catching crooks’ billboard campaign.
- Walt Maciborski Interview – Crime Fighter Branding [00:02:14] — Walt explains his ‘catching crooks’ branding: Marshall’s Most Wanted segments on Fridays have led to 12 fugitive captures. Matt and Dale tease him about whether he’s actually catching criminals or just reporting crime stories.
- Brian Williams Fabrication Scandal [00:08:02] — Discussion of Brian Williams’ helicopter story fabrication in Iraq, body floating in New Orleans claims, and Israel rocket fire story. Debate over whether he should be fired versus being NBC’s cash cow bringing in $200 million in ad revenue.
- Jim Rome Impersonator Caller [00:12:54] — Caller attempts Jim Rome-style sports takes about Tiger Woods and Kanye West. The hosts critique his delivery and ‘umms’ but acknowledge he tried to have a take as they previously instructed.
- Jack White Tour Rider and University of Oklahoma Blacklist [00:21:25] — Jack White blacklisted University of Oklahoma after student newspaper published his contract ($80K fee) and tour rider. His guacamole recipe, no-banana policy, and medium New York strip steak demands are discussed. Hosts debate whether riders are for artists or their crews.
- Pat Robertson on Vaccines and Natural Immunity [00:31:47] — Pat Robertson clip advocating against mandatory vaccinations, preferring ‘natural immunity’ from getting measles/mumps. Tells story about friend’s mother getting polio from vaccine. Hosts mock his opposition to fluoride and foreign disease vaccination double standard.
- Boston Snow Rage – Gary Video [00:38:40] — Extended play and replay of viral video of Boston neighbor ‘Gary’ (who looks like Rick Moranis) arguing with neighbor about snow being shoveled onto his property. Multiple curse words require delay button usage as hosts play ‘delay chicken’ game.
- Congressman Alcee Hastings Insults Texas [00:45:44] — Florida congressman Alcee Hastings calls Texas crazy, mentions Austin dildo law, prompting Texas congressmen to defend state’s honor on House floor. Hastings doubles down, says he’d never live in Texas.
- Chris Kyle Conspiracy Theories [00:50:06] — Dale reads conspiracy theory comments from Truth Revolt website claiming Chris Kyle’s killer was a terrorist sympathizer rather than PTSD sufferer, despite killer having no combat experience.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:00:34] — Dale mentions the podcast is free for 30 days, discusses with listener who asked about which of 400+ episodes to listen to. Says there’s a list of good ones but doesn’t remember standout episodes.
Guests
- Walt Maciborski (other) [00:02:14] — KEYE-TV (CBS Austin) news anchor discussing his ‘catching crooks’ crime reporting branding campaign. Mentioned he’s Ukrainian heritage, does 5, 6 and 10pm newscasts, and went to rodeo gala. Dale wants to take a photo with him after the segment.
Callers
- unnamed [00:12:54] — Called doing Jim Rome sports radio impersonation with takes on Tiger Woods and Kanye West Hosts critiqued his delivery for too many ‘umms’ but acknowledged he followed their previous advice to ‘have a take’ when calling. They let him finish but didn’t love it.
Quotes
It all started really like in 2003. I was on a chopper over Iraq and RPG was headed my way
Walt Maciborski [00:03:11]
That’s like when Dr. Shaw calls me – I got a listener with testicular cancer – you’re not actually saving lives
Dale Dudley [00:05:54]
If you’re like a big fan like I am you want him comfortable – you want to see a good show
Daniel Gallo [00:24:07]
One of their cities has a law about women and dildos – if that ain’t crazy I don’t know what is
Alcee Hastings [00:47:41]