Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, February 24, 2015
This Show
Part 1: How Babies Get Food
Dale rants extensively about school districts delaying school for weather that never materialized, arguing it was unnecessary. Dale and Bob recount their thrilling experience racing cars at Circuit of the Americas yesterday, with Dale hitting 160 mph in a Viper race car and also riding in Bernie Ecclestone’s personal street-legal race car. The segment ends with Carissa revealing a stunning lack of understanding about human reproduction, thinking swallowed food goes directly to a baby, leading to bewildered reactions from the entire cast.
Segments
- Show Open [00:00:08] — Standard show introduction with cast roll call. Dale complains about being drowsy from sedation the night before.
- School Delay Rant [00:02:00] — Dale launches into an extended tirade about AISD and other school districts delaying school two hours for weather that never happened, arguing administrators should use common sense instead of overreacting.
- Circuit of the Americas Racing Experience [00:09:17] — Dale and Bob describe their thrilling ride-alongs at COTA the day before in race cars, with Dale hitting 160 mph in a two-seater Viper and also riding in Bernie Ecclestone’s personal street-legal race car.
- Half-Naked Woman on South Congress [00:27:53] — Dale reads a news story about a woman arrested running half-naked down South Congress with only a black hoodie, tennis shoes, and a large pacifier in her mouth.
- Idaho Legislator Abortion Gaffe [00:37:03] — Dale plays audio of an Idaho legislator asking if women can swallow a camera to examine a pregnancy, similar to a colonoscopy camera.
- Carissa’s Anatomy Misunderstanding [00:38:42] — Carissa reveals she thought swallowed food goes directly to a baby during pregnancy, sparking disbelief and extended mockery from the entire cast. A nurse calls in offering to give Carissa an anatomy lesson.
Guests
- Dr. Shaw (expert) [00:32:44] — Mentioned as upcoming guest later in show to discuss male anatomy (‘your balls’)
- Chicago Wendler (other) [00:33:07] — KXAN meteorologist mentioned as coming in tomorrow, described by Dale as ‘the hottest milfiest weather woman in town’
- Ron (race car driver) (other) [00:16:16] — Their driver at COTA yesterday, invited to stop by the show this morning
Callers
- Amanda [00:42:59] — Called in as a nurse to offer Carissa an anatomy lesson after her pregnancy food confusion Brief call where she offers to teach Carissa about female anatomy, emphasizing Carissa does not speak for all women
Quotes
Whatever happened to stop being stupid
Dale Dudley [00:03:23]
It was better than any ride I’ve ever been on
Dale Dudley [00:19:01]
Every baby must be born yet when they turn old enough they’re freeloaders and criminals
Dale Dudley [00:36:25]
Part 2: We Troll End of the World Guy
The show continues with extended discussion about Carissa’s confusion over pregnancy biology, leading to debate about education and personal responsibility. The hosts troll Chris McCann from eBibleFellowship.com, who predicts the world will end October 7, 2015. Dale grows increasingly angry and confrontational during the interview, expressing his hatred for religious charlatans who scare vulnerable people. The segment also covers Twitter outrage over Sean Penn’s green card joke at the Oscars and a Cleveland news anchor who used a racial slur on air.
Segments
- Opening and Dudley Pretend to Care [00:00:00] — Dale opens discussing missing January’s charity segment and receives compliment from listener about mental health advocacy. Promotes the under-five film festival needing sponsors.
- Idaho Legislator Camera Pill Story [00:02:32] — Dale plays clip of Idaho legislator asking if women can swallow camera pill for pregnancy exams, revealing biological ignorance similar to previous day’s show discussion.
- Carissa’s Biology Confusion Continues [00:03:28] — Extended discussion of Carissa and Daniel not understanding pregnancy biology, with Daniel admitting he thought food went through umbilical cord. Dale and Bob argue about education versus personal responsibility.
- School System Debate [00:12:00] — Daniel blames standardized testing for gaps in knowledge. Dale pushes back on excuse-making and demands personal responsibility for education. Argument gets heated about school delays and administrators.
- Setup for End of World Interview [00:16:54] — Hosts discuss upcoming interview with Chris McCann about end of world prediction, debating whether to troll him or play it straight. Carissa reveals she accidentally told caller the real show name.
- Sean Penn Oscars Controversy [00:18:02] — Dale discusses Twitter outrage over Sean Penn’s green card joke about Mexican director. Rants about lazy offense-taking on Twitter and the ‘offended-gentia’ ruining discourse.
- Cleveland News Anchor Racial Slur [00:25:51] — Hosts play and analyze clip of Cleveland anchor using racial slur on air, debating whether she genuinely didn’t know the word’s meaning. Carissa admits she didn’t know it was offensive.
- Chris McCann End of World Interview [00:34:44] — Interview with Chris McCann who predicts world will end October 7, 2015, exactly 1600 days after May 21, 2011 judgment day. He claims door to salvation is closed but won’t explain biblical evidence without email contact.
- Dale Explodes at Religious Charlatan [00:42:03] — Dale grows increasingly angry at McCann, calling him mentally ill and a charlatan who scares children and elderly people. Confrontational argument about God, the Bible, and organized religion.
- Post-Interview Reflection [00:48:55] — After hanging up, Dale explains his hatred of religious charlatans and shares his belief that God is love, not judgment. Quotes Les Miserables and sings ‘Bring Him Home’ to make his point about what God really is.
Recurring Bits
- God Squad [00:34:31] — Matt suggests calling the Chris McCann interview a ‘mini God Squad’ given the religious subject matter
Guests
- Chris McCann (other) [00:34:44] — Called in from eBibleFellowship.com to announce prediction that world will end October 7, 2015. Hosts alternated between questioning him and mocking him.
Callers
- unnamed [00:13:27] — Made joke about wife eating White Castle burgers for the baby Got minimal reaction, one person in room got the joke
- unnamed [00:13:47] — Wanted to comment about standardized testing and his wife being a teacher Hosts defended teachers but caller thought they were arguing with him, short call
- unnamed [00:14:28] — Called out Daniel for not knowing biology despite going to good school Lake Travis Led to Bob’s Anne Frank analogy about Daniel volunteering information when he could have stayed quiet
Quotes
If you write something on Twitter calling someone out, you are the laziest person in America.
Dale Dudley [00:20:55]
This generation will turn you in for something they heard you say, like Cold War Russia.
Dale Dudley [00:23:28]
You come off as an absolute charlatan when you say write to me but I won’t give you the answer.
Bob Fonseca [00:42:37]
To love another person is to see the face of God.
Dale Dudley [00:49:32]
Men’s Health
Dr. Kaushik Shaw visits for a men’s health call-in segment covering vasectomies, testicular cancer screenings, testosterone therapy, prostate issues, and kidney stones. Multiple listeners call with questions about sexual health, fertility, and urological concerns. Dale announces upcoming appointments with Dr. Shaw for his own urinary issues. The segment includes graphic medical discussion and extends into the 9am hour with Dale showing disturbing medical videos.
Segments
- Bob Dylan ticket giveaway [00:00:00] — Dale gives away Bob Dylan tickets for Bass Concert Hall May 6th show, keyword ‘hurricane’.
- Rules reminder and Facebook complaints [00:00:34] — Dale addresses Facebook messages about previous show content and explains he doesn’t use Facebook during broadcasts.
- Dr. Shaw introduction [00:02:58] — Dr. Kaushik Shaw joins to discuss men’s health issues and take listener calls.
- Testicular cancer success stories [00:03:56] — Dr. Shaw discusses three listeners diagnosed with testicular cancer after previous segments, emphasizing the 99% cure rate with early detection.
- Mike asks about vasectomy pleasure [00:06:23] — Caller Mike asks if vasectomy affects sexual pleasure; Dr. Shaw and Dale explain the procedure only removes 1% of ejaculate (the sperm).
- Dale’s erectile function and weight loss [00:10:37] — Dale discusses improved sexual function and penis size after weight loss, which Dr. Shaw confirms is common.
- Dale’s facelift reveal [00:11:21] — Dale reveals he got a MAC facelift from Dr. Schneider in December; Dr. Shaw examines it on-air.
- Bob asks about testosterone therapy [00:11:53] — 28-year-old caller Bob has testosterone level of 192 and asks about therapy while trying to conceive; Dr. Shaw recommends Clomid.
- Testosterone therapy risks discussion [00:13:57] — Bob Fonseca questions the safety of testosterone therapy comparing it to discredited estrogen therapy for women.
- Kidney stones and water softeners [00:16:00] — Dale asks about water softeners for kidney stone prevention; Dr. Shaw discusses the ‘stone belt’ across hot US states.
- Freddie calls about prostate issues [00:19:55] — Freddie asks about recurring prostate tension/discomfort; Dr. Shaw recommends pelvic floor physical therapy.
- Dale’s urinary issues [00:22:26] — Dale describes recent urination problems – weak stream, frequency, incomplete emptying. Dr. Shaw suspects enlarged prostate.
- Extreme Cheapskates home tooth extraction [00:27:56] — Dale shows video of woman having husband extract her tooth at home using rusty pliers sanitized in Coca-Cola.
- Medical video: light bulb removal [00:36:44] — Dale shows surgical video of doctors removing a light bulb from a woman’s vagina, leading to extended discussion.
- Condos on cemetery debate [00:46:27] — Dale discusses Florida townhouse development planned for old segregated cemetery where bodies allegedly disappeared.
Guests
- Dr. Kaushik Shaw (expert) [00:02:58] — Urologist from Austin Urology Institute for men’s health call-in segment; has done live vasectomy on show previously
Callers
- Jason [00:07:23] — Asked about implications of undescended testicle Dr. Shaw explained 20x higher cancer risk if not surgically corrected by age one
- Mike [00:08:31] — Asked if vasectomy affects sexual pleasure Dr. Shaw and Dale reassured him pleasure and ejaculation volume are unchanged; became educational moment about prostate producing 99% of semen
- Bob [00:11:53] — 28 years old with testosterone level of 192, concerned about fertility and therapy Dr. Shaw recommended Clomid to stimulate natural testosterone production instead of replacement therapy which would harm fertility
- Freddie [00:19:55] — Recurring prostate tension and discomfort, tried antibiotics Dr. Shaw suggested pelvic floor physical therapy for muscular tension rather than medication
Text Line
- [00:00:42] Multiple Facebook messages about previous preacher caller, defending the caller and criticizing the hosts’ handling — read by Dale Dudley Dale reiterated his no-Facebook-during-show policy and called the previous caller a charlatan
Quotes
We’ve actually had three guys diagnosed with testicular cancer because they were driving and sticking a hand in their pocket
Dr. Kaushik Shaw [00:03:46]
The prostate secretes 99 percent of the ejaculate volume and only one percent is actually sperm
Dr. Kaushik Shaw [00:09:33]
Testosterone therapy is not going to make your marriage better, increase your bank account, or make you love your job better
Dr. Kaushik Shaw [00:15:14]
I have a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories
Dale Dudley [00:24:13]
I could get anything out that I put in. It’s not like it goes on forever
Carissa Jade [00:41:02]