Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, March 6, 2015
This Show
Part 1: TV Antennas
Dale opens the show acknowledging yesterday’s on-air blowup with Matt, then immediately announces Matt is ‘no longer with the show’ (which turns out to be a joke). The crew discusses the fight, Dale’s frustration with social media critics, and station policies. Topics meander through FM chips in smartphones, TV antenna problems (Daniel’s ongoing struggle to get reception), basement construction in Texas, and a Snow Rage story. They revive the old ‘Word of the Day’ bit with ‘fleece’ for South by Southwest wristbands.
Segments
- Show Opening & Fight Aftermath [00:00:29] — Dale opens by joking that Matt is no longer with the show, discusses yesterday’s on-air fight and social media reactions, particularly responding to criticism from Mr. Wojciechowski.
- FM Chips in Smartphones [00:12:34] — Dale discusses how FM chips are already built into smartphones but carriers won’t activate them, and a House Democrat is pushing the FCC to mandate activation for emergency alerts.
- Daniel’s TV Antenna Saga [00:33:00] — Daniel seeks advice about getting better TV antenna reception. The crew offers suggestions ranging from bunny ears to attic-mounted antennas, leading to extended technical discussion.
- Why No Basements in Texas [00:41:00] — Discussion about why basements are rare in Texas, with callers explaining it’s due to Austin Chalk limestone, lack of freezing pipes necessity, and construction costs.
- Music Documentaries Discussion [00:50:00] — The crew discusses various music documentaries including Pentagram, Anvil, Big Star, and The Replacements. Dale expresses interest in seeing Steely Dan live.
- Snow Rage Story [00:53:00] — Dale shares a story from Odell about a neighbor who got angry when someone shoveled his sidewalk to help kids walk to school, leading to a physical confrontation.
- Word of the Day Revival [00:55:00] — The show revives the old ‘Word of the Day’ bit using ‘fleece’ as the trigger word for South by Southwest wristband giveaway, in homage to Clark Ryan’s upcoming visit.
Recurring Bits
- The Worst of Dudley and Bob [00:02:00] — Dale mentions listening to reruns during the snow day, noting it was ironically about fights again
- The Sideshow [00:05:00] — Dale announces he’s only doing the podcast Monday, Wednesday, Friday now, while Matt remains on it
- Audience of One [00:07:00] — Dale invites critic Mr. Wojciechowski to sit in studio and watch him for a day, then host 20 minutes himself
Callers
- Steve (regular) [00:23:59] — Called to praise the show’s brutal honesty and suggest using the word ‘fleece’ for early listeners Dale recognizes him as a listener he’s done favors for (Jeep ride, Eric Church concert, comedy tickets), friendly conversation
- Trevor [00:24:00] — Called to support the show and make a ‘Bofa’ joke Brief call with joke, Dale asks if he listens to other shows
- Cathy [00:37:00] — Called about yesterday’s show and to compliment Dale for helping people by being open on air Warm reception, she thanks Dale for being like a psychiatrist helping people through his honesty
- Paul [00:40:00] — Called to recommend AntennaWeb.org for Daniel’s antenna problem Daniel already knew about the site, call didn’t solve his problem
- unnamed [00:48:00] — Construction industry expert explaining why Texas doesn’t have many basements Explained it’s due to not needing to dig below frost line for pipes, even though granite is harder to dig than Austin’s limestone
- unnamed [00:25:00] — Called about Bruce Hornsby tickets Dale confirms they gave away a pair yesterday, caller expresses love for the show’s brutal honesty
Quotes
We will never add anyone’s name to the show again.
Dale Dudley [00:02:00]
Any other show would shut it down. We let people in.
Dale Dudley [00:06:00]
If you get your feelings hurt by something on the radio, go to another show.
Dale Dudley [00:13:00]
I was raped as a child. It’s called life. I’m trying to figure it all out.
Dale Dudley [00:13:00]
Seriously Larry, what are you going to do? It’s just snow. Relax, man.
Snow Rage victim [00:54:00]
Part 2: We Are Only Human
Dale discusses Rick Perry’s felony case being appealed to judges Perry himself appointed, then reads police disciplinary memos involving accidental shotgun discharges and a bizarre ‘blue falcon’ incident. The bulk of the segment is spent dissecting yesterday’s on-air fight, with Dale, Matt, and Bob analyzing what went wrong, listener reactions on social media, and Dale responding angrily to critics who accused him of being elitist and unprofessional for leaving mid-show.
Segments
- Opening and Clark Ryan preview [00:00:00] — Dale mentions former partner Clark Ryan will be visiting. Brief discussion of radio beds and yesterday’s tensions.
- Rick Perry felony appeal [00:05:00] — Dale explains Perry appealed his felony case to the Texas Third Court of Criminal Appeals, whose judges were all appointed by Perry or are Republican. Compares to Perry’s criticism of Hillary Clinton’s private email server when he used one too.
- Benghazi alert system bit [00:14:00] — Dale plays a satirical ‘tea party alert system’ audio mocking Republican obsession with Benghazi.
- Austin police disciplinary memos [00:18:00] — Dale reads actual APD disciplinary memos: officers accidentally discharging shotguns, and Detective McBee calling someone ‘that bitch’ then giving them a ‘blue falcon’ bird symbolizing ‘buddy f-er.’
- Yesterday’s fight breakdown begins [00:31:00] — Dale begins analyzing yesterday’s on-air conflict, explaining his tooth fell out, technical problems mounted, and Matt’s comment was the final straw. Matt explains he left the room but didn’t leave the building.
- Listener criticism addressed [00:36:00] — Dale reads angry Facebook post from Chris Wilganowski accusing him of being unprofessional and having ‘sand in your vagina.’ Dale fires back detailing his work ethic and family deaths he’s worked through.
- Donna Patterson’s letter [00:45:00] — Dale reads scathing letter from Donna Patterson who accused him of calling listeners ‘trailer trash’ for sarcastically saying ‘our listeners can’t afford to live in my neighborhood.’ Dale is furious at her taking sarcasm literally.
- Supportive callers weigh in [00:54:00] — Corey, Trenton, and Damian call to support the show and say yesterday’s drama was ‘gold’ and authentic radio.
Guests
- Catherine (other) [00:01:20] — Audience of One member sitting in studio
Callers
- unnamed [00:29:59] — Explained ‘blue falcon’ means ‘buddy f-er’ Clarified the police memo reference
- Corey [00:56:56] — Thought yesterday’s show was ‘freaking gold’ Supported the show’s authenticity, pointed out Bob’s side project comment pushed Dale over the edge
- Trenton [00:58:36] — Praised the show for being raw but not classless Offered support for the show’s approach
- Damian [00:59:18] — Joked that Donna’s letter should be read in a ‘cocky accent’ Light moment after heavy criticism discussion
Quotes
If you throw it out because you got appointed by Rick Perry, I hope you burn in hell.
Dale Dudley [00:10:20]
I can’t say that everyone will love you because they will love to laugh.
Dale Dudley [00:34:04]
Social media is the Antichrist.
Dale Dudley [00:45:29]
Some people genetically are unable to hear sarcasm.
Matt Bearden [00:52:58]
Part 3: Clark Ryan Is Back
Clark Ryan, Dale’s original co-host from 1988-1993, returns to the show for the first time in over 20 years. The reunion is deeply nostalgic and emotional as they reminisce about opening this building together, working under legendary general manager Ted Smith, and the wild early days of KLBJ-FM. Clark left on-air work to become a manager in San Diego, Seattle, and Portland, and reflects on why the business became less fun. Dale is visibly moved throughout, acknowledging how much Clark meant to his early career and personal life. The segment also features surprise appearances from Ed Clements and audio throwbacks to their 1990 show.
Segments
- South by Southwest Wristband Winner [00:00:01] — Linda Barr wins South by Southwest wristbands by hearing the secret word ‘fleece,’ an old bit Dale and Clark used to do. Dale promises to give away another pair later in the show.
- Clash of Clans Update [00:04:43] — Dale discusses his clan’s losing streak (eight losses in a row) and mentions a new high-level player joining. Bob and Matt tease him about the game.
- Amplify Austin and HAM Charity [00:04:52] — Dale promotes the Health Alliance for Austin Musicians (HAM) and Amplify Austin, explaining how donations are doubled this week. He mentions Troy Dillinger as an example of someone HAM has helped.
- Texas Politics Satire [00:06:00] — Dale and Bob perform sarcastic commentary about Texas politicians, poverty, healthcare, and same-sex marriage restrictions, using the phrase ‘freedom poverty’ ironically.
- Sergeant Sam Clips [00:07:27] — The crew plays random Sergeant Sam audio drops, including his signature bizarre phrases and advice. Dale mentions an upcoming social media meeting for the show.
- Library Porn Performer Story [00:11:00] — The crew discusses a Canadian cam girl who performed sex acts at public libraries in Windsor, Ontario. They play news coverage and debate whether children being unaware makes it less harmful.
- Daniel’s Canada Claims Debunked [00:17:40] — Dale and Clark challenge Daniel’s assertions about Canada being unique, pointing out that alleys, mounted police, and retractable stadium roofs all exist in the United States.
- Clark Ryan Arrives [00:22:03] — Clark Ryan enters the studio for the first time in over 20 years. Dale becomes emotional acknowledging the 28-year anniversary since they opened the building together in 1988.
- How Clark Hired Dale [00:23:45] — Clark and Dale recount the 1987 story of how Dale was hired after sending a tape of himself jumping out of an airplane while at KFMX in Lubbock.
- Ed Clements Surprise Appearance [00:26:00] — Ed Clements, another former KLBJ personality, joins the reunion. They reminisce about the ‘floating Friday freebie’ on Lake Travis and Ed swimming close to ladies.
- Strip Club Story with Earl Campbell [00:27:20] — Dale, Clark, and Ed recall going to a strip club with Earl Campbell using the company credit card, where Earl allegedly said ‘take off your clothes.’
- Why Clark Left On-Air Work [00:29:51] — Clark explains he moved into management after Dale’s first hospitalization, realizing he wasn’t funny enough on his own and needed a partner. This marks a vulnerable and honest moment.
- Dale’s Loony Bin Story [00:31:40] — Dale recounts his first psychiatric hospitalization during his divorce in the early 1990s, including collapsing from not eating and hearing Clark do the show without mentioning him.
- Ted Smith and the Austin Club [00:33:18] — Clark tells the legendary story of general manager Ted Smith screaming ‘bloody scalding hot!’ in the Austin Club dining room after being surprised by a coffee refill.
- Big Brown Distributing Incident [00:36:40] — Dale tells the story of confronting a Big Brown Distributing representative at a remote, poking him in the chest and saying ‘I’ll drink whatever beer I want when Dan Brown signs my check.’ This nearly got him fired.
- Pharmaco Live Read Disaster [00:37:03] — Dale recalls getting Pharmaco (a drug testing facility) to drop their sponsorship by ad-libbing ‘you can just stay in your bed and masturbate’ during a live commercial read.
- Ted Smith Stories Continue [00:44:09] — More stories about Ted Smith’s intimidating presence, his daily lunches at the Austin Club, his World War II obsession, and his annual Christmas recording ‘One Solitary Night.’
- Why Dale Was Emotional When Clark Left [00:48:46] — Dale recalls standing in Clark’s office crying when Clark left for San Diego without warning. He explains how Clark was like a big brother during his father’s death and divorce.
- Radio Management and Firing People [00:49:41] — Clark reflects on the difficulty of becoming close to people in radio when you know you might have to fire them. Dale mentions the brutal ‘Black Friday’ layoffs (40+ people in one day).
- Did Radio Become Just a Job? [00:51:38] — Clark explains how moving into management made radio less fun and more corporate. He misses the creative joy of hanging out and doing bits, which is what’s happening in the studio right now.
- Clark’s Pride in Dale and Bob [00:53:45] — Clark says he’s incredibly proud that Dale and Bob are still on the air after 28 years, something he never thought would be possible when he left in the early 1990s.
- Howard Stern Clip [00:54:45] — They play a Howard 100 News clip where Dale admits to being a ‘gushing fan’ of Howard Stern. Dale mentions having tape of Stern calling him a ‘bitch.’
- Playing Old Show Tapes from 1990 [00:56:39] — Daniel plays audio from December 4, 1990, featuring Dale, Clark, and Ed. Dale cringes at how it sounds, while Bob defends it as ‘good for the day.’ The audio quality and pacing feel painfully dated.
Guests
- Clark Ryan (other) [00:22:03] — Dale’s original co-host from 1988-1993, returning to the show for the first time in over 20 years. Former program director who left to manage stations in San Diego, Seattle, and Portland. The reunion is deeply nostalgic and emotional.
- Ed Clements (other) [00:26:00] — Former KLBJ personality who joined the reunion briefly. Now works at HAM (Health Alliance for Austin Musicians). His son is in law school.
Quotes
It’s really tough to think that 28 years has just gone by in the blink of an eye.
Dale Dudley [00:23:08]
He flips on the radio. ‘Good morning, it’s KLBJ. I’m Clark Ryan, temperature is 40.’ I’m thinking: He’s not saying my name.
Dale Dudley [00:32:00]
I’ll drink whatever beer I want when Dan Brown signs my check!
Dale Dudley [00:36:40]
Chester politely refilled the coffee. Ted screamed ‘BLOODY SCALDING HOT!’ in front of everyone at the Austin Club.
Clark Ryan [00:44:09]
Somebody’s paying you to sit here having a conversation. I missed that. I missed the enjoyment of hanging out.
Clark Ryan [00:51:56]
When I left 22 years ago, I thought there’s no way you guys survive. But you weathered the storm.
Clark Ryan [00:54:04]