Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, March 9, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Done With Facebook
Dale rants about daylight savings time affecting his family’s schedule and causing fatigue, then Bob announces he’s quitting Facebook because he’s tired of seeing everyone’s ‘perfect’ lives and humble brags. The hosts scroll through Bob’s feed mocking various posts – vacations, perfect families, inspirational quotes – while Bob insists people should post their failures instead. The show shifts to discussing a study showing US Millennials scored worst globally on literacy, numeracy, and tech problem-solving, sparking a debate with Carissa, Daniel, and intern Katie about generational differences in the workplace.
Segments
- Show Opening & Daylight Savings Rant [00:00:10] — Dale complains about George W. Bush extending daylight savings time and how it disrupted his family’s schedule over the weekend, causing late dinners and kids staying up past bedtime.
- Shopping Trip to Outlet Mall [00:02:20] — Dale describes his first trip to an outlet mall (San Marcos or Georgetown), buying shoes, black jeans, and boots. He admits to being an elitist about the experience.
- Tuxedo & Bow Tie Struggles [00:05:43] — Dale recounts his frustration tying a real bow tie for a formal event, contrasting himself with others who wore clip-ons. His tux studs kept falling out all evening.
- Bob Quits Facebook [00:11:47] — Bob announces he’s leaving Facebook because he’s tired of seeing everyone’s perfect lives, vacations, successful kids, and humble brags. He wants people to post their failures and real problems instead.
- Bob’s Shirt is Inside Out [00:14:18] — Matt points out that Bob’s shirt is inside out (a Matthew McConaughey ‘Just Keep Livin’ brand), proving daylight savings time has thrown him off despite his denials.
- Dale’s Heart Issues [00:15:00] — Dale reveals he’s experiencing a new heart arrhythmia – skipping every 20th beat. He has to see Dr. Wang today. He shares his hope that when he dies, he’ll be in a field playing with his dog Eddie until his family arrives.
- Scrolling Through Facebook Feed [00:17:30] — The hosts scroll through Bob’s Facebook feed live, mocking various posts: vacation photos, scripture challenges, clickbait, inspirational quotes, prayers, happy couples, and humble brags.
- Lake Travis Gala Preview [00:22:45] — Dale mentions attending a Lake Travis fundraiser where a trained puppy sold for $7,000 and other packages went for $35,000. He promises to tell more about it later.
- Heavy Metal Grease Video [00:33:05] — The hosts play a heavy metal cover of ‘You’re the One That I Want’ from Grease by the band Tragedy, who do Bee Gees covers in metal style.
- Millennials Score Last on Skills Test [00:36:01] — Dale discusses a study showing US Millennials ranked dead last or near-last among 23 countries in literacy, numeracy, and technological problem-solving skills.
- Generational Workplace Debate [00:39:01] — Carissa, Daniel, and intern Katie push back on Dale’s criticism of Millennials, arguing their generation faces a more diverse, multi-generational workplace and fewer traditional corporate career paths.
- Participation Trophy Culture [00:42:00] — Dale argues that schools doing away with grades and giving everyone participation trophies has hurt Millennials. He insists his son should be benched in baseball if he’s not good enough.
- Political Correctness & Future Invasion [00:45:05] — Dale jokes that Millennials are so politically correct they’ll welcome ISIS invaders with white flags while tweeting about not being offended.
Text Line
- [00:24:04] Bobby agrees with Bob’s position on Facebook, saying people post things on purpose to make others feel left out — read by Dale Dudley Dale reads it aloud and Bob agrees, confirming his rant
- [00:46:18] Listeners pushing back on Twitter about the generational debate — read by Daniel Gallo Brief mention that people are reacting to the Millennials discussion
Music
- Tragedy (Bee Gees metal tribute band) — Played video of heavy metal cover of ‘You’re the One That I Want’ from Grease
Quotes
I’m tired of looking at your so-called perfect lives.
Bob Fonseca [00:12:40]
I’m tired of looking at your crap. Stop pretending on Facebook.
Bob Fonseca [00:12:03]
When I die, I hope I’m in a field with my dog Eddie until my family gets there.
Dale Dudley [00:31:05]
You’re so politically correct you’ll welcome Isis with white flags as you tweet about not being offended.
Dale Dudley [00:45:28]
Part 2: Fraternity Racial Chant
The show discusses the University of Oklahoma SAE fraternity’s racist chant video that went viral. Dale shares his own past fraternity experience and criticizes Greek life culture. The hosts also cover Matt’s VIP experience at Circuit of the Americas, DPS warnings about ‘glitter bombs’ from gay rights activists, and Pat Robertson’s advice about not attending gay children’s weddings. CJ briefly gets upset about on-air ribbing.
Segments
- Jersey Boys and Facebook Rant [00:00:00] — Dale discusses upcoming Jersey Boys show. Bob complains about overly positive Facebook posts and announces he’s going on hiatus from the platform.
- Annoying Facebook Clickbait [00:01:00] — Dale is frustrated by a clickbait video about a wife crying while doing laundry. Daniel gets emotional watching it, revealing he’s feeling sensitive this morning.
- Dale’s Daughter’s Tantrums [00:05:00] — Dale talks about his three-year-old daughter’s extreme fits, including fake choking and vomiting when she doesn’t get her way.
- Four Dudleys at Men’s Warehouse [00:05:28] — Dale shares the odd coincidence of four different Dudley families all checking out at Men’s Warehouse at the same time.
- SAE Fraternity Racist Chant [00:07:01] — Dale introduces the main story: University of Oklahoma SAE fraternity members caught on video chanting a racist song. The chapter has been shut down.
- Oklahoma News Coverage [00:11:00] — The show plays news coverage from Oklahoma City about the SAE incident, with Dale making sarcastic jokes about how Oklahoma TV might cover it.
- Dale’s Fraternity Experience [00:12:42] — Dale confesses to being in KA fraternity at UT Arlington, including singing Dixie at the black fraternity and firing a cannon at midnight, admitting he was ignorant at the time.
- Fraternity Initiation Secrets [00:14:39] — Dale reveals the ‘secret’ KA initiation involved robes, flash paper, and theatrical nonsense, mocking how seriously fraternities take their rituals.
- Carissa’s Sorority Hazing [00:15:37] — Carissa shares that as a little sister, she helped haze SAE pledges by pouring vodka down their throats, and jokes about her weight gain in college.
- News Report Continues [00:18:29] — More of the Oklahoma news coverage is played, showing the racist chant video was bleeped on local TV.
- The Sideshow Went Live on Air [00:20:03] — Daniel reveals that during Friday’s Sideshow podcast recording, a technician accidentally crossed wires and the podcast briefly aired live on the radio station, but luckily no profanity went out.
- Film Festival Sponsors [00:22:53] — Dale lists sponsors for the upcoming Dudley and Bob Under 5 Film Festival, having raised $6,300 so far, seeking more to reach $8,000.
- Bob’s Game Face Investment Note [00:24:26] — Dale passes Bob a private note about their Game Face company investment, followed by reading a prediction from December 2013 that they’d never see money back from it. The note reveals their friend’s personal trouble.
- CJ’s Man on the Street [00:27:00] — CJ’s edited man-on-the-street piece asking people to diagnose cast members with various ailments including autism, based on their photos. Daniel suspects it’s heavily edited or scripted.
- CJ Gets Upset [00:32:00] — CJ becomes angry over the ribbing about his man-on-the-street piece and showing up late to COTA, briefly walks out during conversation, then returns to defend himself.
- Matt’s COTA VIP Experience [00:33:00] — Matt describes the incredible VIP treatment he received at Circuit of the Americas for the Pirelli World Challenge, including prime suite seating, personal hosts, and access to the paddock area.
- DPS Glitter Bomb Warning [00:41:12] — Dale reads about Texas DPS warning legislators about ‘glitter bombs’ from gay rights and pro-choice activists, mocking the department for treating glitter as a weapon.
- Pat Robertson on Gay Weddings [00:48:50] — The show plays Pat Robertson advising parents not to attend their gay child’s wedding, which Dale strongly criticizes as unloving and cruel.
- Ed from COTA Calls In [00:52:20] — Ed, one of the COTA hosts who took care of Matt, calls to thank the show and give shout-outs to the COTA team.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:20:03] — Discussion of the podcast accidentally going live on air due to technical error during Friday’s recording
Guests
- Clark (other) [00:20:15] — Referenced as Friday’s Sideshow guest, the man who hired Dale at KLBJ
Callers
- Ed (Austin area (COTA)) [00:52:20] — Calling to thank Matt and the show for attending the Circuit of the Americas event Friendly call giving shout-outs to the COTA team members who hosted the show’s winners
Quotes
The worst thing we did was fire a cannon at midnight after we sang Dixie at the black fraternity
Dale Dudley [00:12:56]
If you’re in a frat, you’re a douche because it’s just an excuse to act stupid
Dale Dudley [00:13:56]
You are never going to see anything back from game face. I rest my case.
Dale Dudley [00:28:13]
If glitter is a weapon, then every stripper is a terrorist
Unknown [00:46:12]
What a wonderful thing this Christianity is, isn’t it?
Dale Dudley [00:50:20]
Part 3: Director of SXSW
Louis Black, co-founder of the Austin Chronicle and SXSW, visits the show to discuss the upcoming South by Southwest festival. The hosts tease Carissa about her obsession with John Cusack and an upcoming junket interview opportunity, debate the merits of various movies, and Louis talks about SXSW film programming, the Texas Film Awards fundraiser, and upcoming events. Dale announces Louis as the first celebrity judge for their under-five-minute film festival.
Segments
- Opening banter and lottery talk [00:00:00] — Dale discusses playing the Texas lottery and Bob jokes about closing his Facebook. Dale complains about broken microphone equipment.
- Carissa’s John Cusack obsession [00:01:07] — Carissa is offered an interview opportunity with John Cusack at a junket. The hosts warn her about fangirling and explain junket protocol, recalling their own poor interview experience with Cusack.
- Traffic Jam Jimmy video [00:24:25] — Dale shows a video of a traffic reporter getting caught ordering food at a drive-through during a live shot, which appears to be a McDonald’s product placement.
- Planet Fitness transgender controversy [00:27:24] — The hosts discuss a news story about a woman who had her Planet Fitness membership revoked after complaining about a transgender person in the women’s locker room.
- Louis Black arrives [00:30:28] — Louis Black joins the show to discuss SXSW. Dale jokes about never winning another Austin Music Award now that Margaret Moser is gone from the Chronicle.
- Junket advice for Carissa [00:32:01] — Louis gives Carissa professional advice about conducting celebrity interviews and warns against being a fangirl at the Cusack junket.
- Texas Film Awards and SXSW programming [00:39:00] — Louis explains the Texas Film Awards benefits the Austin Film Society’s filmmakers production fund and discusses his two films screening at SXSW.
- Celebrity supersizing and Rip Torn story [00:49:00] — Dale and Bob discuss ‘celebrity supersizing’ and Louis shares a story about Rip Torn’s drunk acceptance speech at the Film Awards. Dale reveals Rip Torn was replaced in the movie Bernie.
- Dale’s film festival announcement [00:52:00] — Dale officially asks Louis to be the first celebrity judge for the Dudley and Bob under-five-minute film festival, which now has over $6,000 in prize money.
- Austin Music Awards preview [00:54:00] — Louis promotes the Austin Music Industry Awards happening that evening and the Austin Music Awards on March 18th with special guests and tribute performances.
Guests
- Louis Black (expert) [00:30:28] — Co-founder of Austin Chronicle and SXSW, discussing the festival and film programming
Quotes
I have absolutely no apologies. In fact, I have a big blank you for everybody
Dale Dudley [00:09:17]
Being a fan… that’s exactly the person that doesn’t need to be at a press interview
Louis Black [00:32:34]
I am the only person in America that had the balls to tell Farrah Fawcett that I touched myself to her poster
Dale Dudley [00:57:05]