Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, April 3, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Congrats Bob
Part 1 of the April 3, 2015 show opens with Dale recounting his previous day: he snuck his wife into the house to avoid their daughter, drank three martinis, and binged on chocolate, leading to a self-diagnosed sugar crash. Bob announces he lost 10.2 pounds in six days on Lose It ATX, thrilling the cast. Chuy reports seeing a naked man running near the studios. Dale discusses his stress test (which went well), spreading Dillo Dirt on his lawn, and his childhood impalement on an aerator. The show teases a ‘big announcement’ at 8 o’clock and promotes upcoming segments, including Big Jay Oakerson’s visit.
Segments
- Show Open [00:00:09] — Standard show introduction highlighting the cast. Dale mentions his voice is rough from allergies and infections.
- Dale’s Drinking Day [00:01:36] — Dale explains he snuck his wife into their house yesterday to avoid their daughter, got drunk on three martinis, and went to bed at 7pm.
- Chocolate Allergies and Binge [00:04:01] — Dale reveals he’s allergic to chocolate but ate an entire bag of chocolate last night, leading to his current sugar crash.
- Naked Man in Neighborhood [00:06:21] — Chuy calls in to report seeing a bald, naked white male running near the studios at Rutherford and Rundberg.
- Dillo Dirt Discussion [00:12:58] — Dale discusses spreading Dillo Dirt (composted human waste from Austin’s treatment plant) on his lawn and the smell it creates.
- Childhood Aerator Accident [00:16:56] — Dale recounts how he was impaled on an aerator as a four-year-old, showing his wife the scars on his butt.
- Bob’s Weight Loss Results [00:22:30] — Bob announces he lost 10.2 pounds in six days on Lose It ATX, losing five pounds of fat and five pounds of water, plus two inches from waist and hips.
- Shaka Smart Hired as UT Basketball Coach [00:35:55] — Brief mention that University of Texas hired Shaka Smart from VCU as new basketball coach for 3.1 million per year.
- Dale’s Stress Test [00:40:57] — Dale describes his echocardiogram stress test, which showed good results with no flow problems. His heart rate wouldn’t go as high as before due to weight loss.
- Chris Fairbanks Cocktail Video [00:43:29] — The crew watches and discusses Chris Fairbanks’ video where he digitally inserted himself into the Tom Cruise movie Cocktail.
- Going Clear Documentary [00:45:55] — Dale discusses finishing the HBO Scientology documentary Going Clear and criticizes Tom Cruise as a ‘reprehensible human being.’
- Audience of One Issues [00:48:29] — Discussion about CJ having hot girls wanting to be Audience of One, but Daniel keeps booking dudes. Debate over who should manage the bookings.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:08:29] — Referenced in passing when Dale mentions being on the sideshow yesterday going to his medical test
- Audience of One [00:48:04] — Discussion about audience of one bookings, with CJ saying hot girls want to come in but Daniel keeps booking dudes through July
Callers
- unnamed [00:15:06] — Called to correct Dale about Dillo Dirt source, claiming it comes from septic tanks Dale corrected him that it comes from city of Austin, not septic tanks. Caller responded ‘don’t tell me about poop’ and Dale conceded the point humorously.
Quotes
Chocolate, daddy wants chocolate.
Dale Dudley [00:05:31]
Hey, don’t tell me about poop.
Caller [00:15:29]
Ten point two pounds. They said that’s rock star numbers.
Bob Fonseca [00:24:02]
Tom Cruise is a reprehensible human being.
Dale Dudley [00:46:47]
Part 2: The Cruise is ON!
The show announces a major European cruise for summer 2016 with travel agent Don Kurtz. The hosts open listener nominations for the ‘Journalistic Integrity Bracket’ tournament featuring local TV news reporters. Dale continues his critique of religious freedom laws and anti-gay rhetoric. The cruise announcement dominates the segment, with pricing at $3,150 per person including airfare to Barcelona and Mediterranean ports.
Segments
- Opening and Food Gate Recap [00:00:00] — Dale’s wife calls during the show. The hosts recap ‘Food Gate’ involving Daniel taking leftover food, including designated tacos meant for midday shows and potentially the homeless shelter.
- Journalistic Integrity Bracket Setup [00:07:47] — The hosts prepare to launch their delayed ‘Journalistic Integrity’ bracket tournament, originally planned for March Madness but now happening in April. CJ is working on setting up a 16-person bracket.
- Religious Freedom Law Segment [00:09:25] — Dale plays and critiques clips about religious freedom laws, including Senator Tom Cotton comparing U.S. gay rights issues to Iran executing gay people, and florists refusing to serve gay weddings while willing to serve adulterers.
- Pizza Parlor and Pat Robertson [00:17:55] — Discussion of an Indiana pizza parlor refusing to cater gay weddings. Pat Robertson clip points out that gay weddings wouldn’t order pizza anyway, they’d want cake.
- Journalistic Integrity Nominations Begin [00:24:42] — Hosts open phone lines for listeners to nominate local TV news reporters for the bracket. Names include Lauren Patrowski, Jade Mingus, Lenay Meyer, Chris Betts, and others.
- Audience of One – E-Sports Bar [00:36:48] — Kyle, sitting in as Audience of One, pitches his IndieGogo campaign for Austin’s first e-sports bar and grill called ‘AFK eSports Bar and Grill.’
- MAJOR CRUISE ANNOUNCEMENT [00:41:59] — Don Kurtz calls in to announce the Dudley and Bob European cruise for summer 2016. Seven-day Mediterranean cruise on Carnival Vista visiting Barcelona, Italy (Sicily, Naples, Rome, Pisa, Florence), South of France, and Mallorca for $3,150 per person including airfare.
- Cruise Details and Listener Encouragement [00:54:53] — Hosts discuss cruise logistics, passport requirements, and encourage friends and listeners to book. They need to sell 50 cabins to make the trip happen. Daniel and Carissa may be invited if enough cabins sell.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:01:58] — Dale mentions putting the Food Gate confrontation with Daniel on the Sideshow podcast for free on iTunes
- Journalistic Integrity Bracket [00:07:47] — Setup and nomination process begins for the bracket tournament of local TV news reporters
- Audience of One [00:28:04] — Kyle sits in studio as paid audience member, later pitches his e-sports bar campaign
Guests
- Don Kurtz (other) [00:41:59] — Travel agent from Paradise Vacation calling in to announce and detail the European cruise package for summer 2016
- Kyle (other) [00:28:04] — Audience of One guest promoting his IndieGogo campaign for an e-sports bar and grill in Austin
Callers
- Kathy the Cat Lady (regular) [00:30:40] — Nominated Lenay Meyer from KXAN for the Journalistic Integrity bracket, noting her husband has ‘thoughts’ for her Lenay Meyer added to the bracket list
- unnamed [00:32:32] — Nominated Chris Betts from KXAN Chris Betts added to bracket, also mentioned Tanya Ortega
- Argyle [00:35:05] — Nominated Scarlet Grayson from weekend Good Day Austin Scarlet Grayson added to bracket
- unnamed [00:36:20] — Nominated Amelia Muller from KVUE Added to bracket list
- unnamed [00:37:22] — Nominated Scarlet Grace, made inappropriate comment that was dumped Dale had to dump the call for profanity
- unnamed [00:37:40] — Nominated Corey Coffin/Kaufman from KVUE Added to bracket, hosts debated spelling of last name
- unnamed [00:39:12] — Referenced KVUE reporter from newspaper, cryptic comment Became running joke as ‘Newspaper Danny,’ hosts want him to call back
- unnamed [00:40:03] — Nominated Angie Bevin from KXAN Added to bracket, noted she’s been told by her boss not to appear on the show
- unnamed [00:40:56] — Nominated ‘Queen of Caul Pepper’ (Quita Culpepper) as a joke Led to discussion about Bob’s history with Quita, debate about whether she should be in bracket since hosts know her
- unnamed [00:42:05] — Nominated Allison Miller from KVUE Added to bracket
- unnamed [00:42:38] — Nominated Amanda Dugan (already on list) Confirmed she was already nominated
- unnamed [00:42:43] — Nominated Noelle Newton Added to bracket, discussion of whether she’d visited the show before
- unnamed [00:43:12] — Nominated Jim Spencer First male reporter nominated for bracket
Quotes
Something you believe with no proof is simply a delusion, a mental illness
Dale Dudley [00:09:11]
You should be happy we’re not making you a cake. What a scumbag.
Dale Dudley [00:13:00]
Most gays having a wedding don’t want pizzas, they want cake
Pat Robertson (clip) [00:23:00]
Radio is so volatile you come in one day wondering if today’s the magic day
Dale Dudley [00:52:03]
Part 3: Big Jay Oakerson
Big Jay Oakerson and Mike Finoia visit in-studio for the Friday Morning House Party. The conversation centers on comedy road stories, brutal breakups, and humiliating relationship moments. The hosts and guests swap stories about getting dumped, catching partners cheating, and the emotional toll of failed relationships. Jay discusses crying on a podcast and negotiating his SiriusXM radio deal with Dan Soder, while Matt shares a story about getting sucker-punched while finding out his ex was sleeping with someone else.
Segments
- Show opening and housekeeping [00:00:00] — Matt thanks Jan at Ginger Armadillo food truck and Johnson’s Backyard Garden for providing caps. The Europe cruise with Don Kurtz is promoted.
- Big Jay and Mike introduction [00:01:14] — Dale introduces guests Big Jay Oakerson and Mike Finoia. They discuss being fans of each other’s radio shows and the Austin bat bridge.
- Big Jay crying on podcast [00:06:20] — The hosts play audio of Big Jay crying on ‘A Moment with Brian Koppelman’ about his SiriusXM radio deal negotiations with Dan Soder falling through financially.
- Corporate radio BS [00:11:03] — Discussion of corporate requirements at terrestrial radio including health evaluations, self-assessments, and time-wasting mandates.
- Comedian reaction video [00:12:50] — They discuss comedian friends making a video busting Jay’s balls about crying on the podcast. Jay explains he had to let it be released.
- Cap City shows promotion [00:17:42] — Jay and Mike are performing at Cap City Comedy Club with shows tonight and tomorrow.
- Mike’s cheating fiancée story [00:18:37] — Mike tells the story of catching his fiancée cheating in Vegas, finding pictures with another man and Nickelback at a wedding.
- CJ’s breakup [00:26:00] — Discussion of CJ getting the ‘I love you but I’m not in love with you’ line from his girlfriend who is going away to college.
- Jay’s nude photo scheme [00:29:33] — Jay tells a story about taking nude photos of a girl who wanted to be in Playboy, keeping doubles, and showing them to someone at a bar.
- Dale’s porn creek story [00:32:20] — Dale shares throwing his porn collection in a creek when he thought his porn addiction was why a girl broke up with him, then participating in a group sexual encounter.
- Bob’s ex-wife draining accounts [00:37:00] — Brief mention of Bob’s ex-wife draining his 401k and borrowing money from both sets of parents without telling him.
- Caller Jake on being dumped [00:37:37] — Caller Jake discusses his girlfriend breaking up with him and not wanting to be friends. Hosts advise him to disappear.
- Matt’s San Antonio sucker punch [00:42:01] — Matt tells the brutal story of being sucker-punched in the stomach by random guys the exact moment his ex-girlfriend admitted she was sleeping with someone else.
- Jay’s breakup and terrible Christmas gifts [00:49:11] — Jay’s detailed story of a girlfriend dumping him, then calling to exchange Christmas presents and giving him dollar store cologne and an incense holder.
- Kevin Hart friendship evolution [00:52:56] — Jay discusses how his friendship with Kevin Hart changed after Kevin’s meteoric rise to fame and massive wealth.
- Sacramento cab driver story [00:58:02] — Jay’s story about a cab driver in Sacramento who only wanted Kevin Hart tickets, not Jay’s show tickets, then offering Jay tickets but saying ‘I’m not gonna come.’
Recurring Bits
- Friday Morning House Party [00:00:01] — The segment is explicitly identified as Friday Morning House Party.
- The Sideshow [01:01:08] — Dale mentions they will do the Dale Dudley most embarrassing moments bracket on the Sideshow, which is free for 30 days with 10 free episodes on iTunes.
Guests
- Big Jay Oakerson (comedian) [00:01:14] — In-studio to promote Cap City Comedy Club shows, discussed his podcast crying incident and SiriusXM deal
- Mike Finoia (comedian) [00:01:57] — Performing with Big Jay at Cap City, shared his story of catching his fiancée cheating
Callers
- Jake [00:37:37] — Being dumped by girlfriend who wanted to be friends Hosts advised him to disappear and not give her the satisfaction of friendship
Quotes
The only reason I’m sitting in this chair 28 years is I just started letting everything out.
Dale Dudley [00:14:45]
Young women are the only ones that believe there’s genuine friendship between men and women.
Big Jay Oakerson [00:39:00]
The moment she said yes, boom, sucker punched in the stomach.
Matt Bearden [00:42:34]
I’m watching Scooby-Doo. You think it’s just like you, ridiculous with it.
Dale Dudley [00:50:51]
We just send a guy out to buy one with all the games and leave it for housekeeping.
Big Jay Oakerson [00:57:40]