Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Thursday, May 7, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Dragon Fury
Dale arrives in a rage over his Clash of Clans game, where someone named ‘Totes McGoats’ attacked his assigned base overnight, violating clan rules. After falling in his garage and losing his first attack due to connectivity issues, Dale spirals into an extended rant that dominates the entire segment. The hosts also discuss a viral Facebook post showing clouds that people claim look like sniper Chris Kyle, and a country star’s Second Amendment tattoo. Dale mentions closing on selling his house and renting a new place, and reveals he hasn’t been able to use the bathroom in six days.
Segments
- Show Open and Technical Difficulties [00:00:01] — Dale opens the show dealing with technical issues involving the stream and automation, setting the tone for his bad morning.
- Dale’s Morning Meltdown Begins [00:01:10] — Dale reveals he’s had a terrible morning and is livid, teasing that he’ll explain what happened and let Matt read something later.
- House Sale Success [00:03:36] — Dale mentions his house just closed for more than he paid for it four years ago, and congratulates his realtor (his wife Amanda, though he can’t say that on air).
- Meg Turney Preview and Daniel’s Band Connection [00:08:42] — Dale introduces upcoming guest Meg Turney, one of FHM’s hottest 100 women who works for Rooster Teeth. Daniel reveals he was in high school band with her years ago.
- The Clash of Clans Incident [00:12:13] — Dale begins explaining his rage over someone named Totes McGoats attacking his assigned base in Clash of Clans overnight, violating clan rules he had carefully prepared for.
- The Garage Fall [00:18:01] — Dale describes falling over boxes in his garage after forgetting his car key, noting how differently your body reacts to falls when you’re over 50.
- Failed Attack at Starbucks [00:19:29] — Dale’s attempted revenge attack in the game fails due to connectivity issues outside Starbucks, adding to his frustration.
- Matt Reads the Rant [00:21:27] — Matt reads Dale’s furious messages to his Clash of Clans teammates, revealing the extent of Dale’s rage over the video game incident.
- Amanda Calls In [00:24:36] — Dale’s wife Amanda calls to suggest he find better hobbies than the game, recommending fishing or golf instead.
- Bob’s Perspective [00:28:40] — Bob admits he understands zero percent of what Dale has been raging about regarding the game, leading to discussion about whether the bit worked.
- News Prep Discussion [00:30:13] — Brief discussion about 101X’s show prep sheet and what different shows cover in the morning.
- JetBlue to Cuba Announcement [00:34:25] — JetBlue announces charter flights between New York and Havana following Governor Cuomo’s trade mission.
- Caller Gerald’s Game Suggestion [00:36:01] — A caller named Gerald tries to suggest Dale play a different game called Four Kingdoms Empire, which Matt compares to offering heroin to someone on meth.
- Chris Kyle Cloud Controversy [00:37:10] — Dale discusses a viral Facebook post with 28,000 shares showing clouds people claim look like sniper Chris Kyle protecting heaven.
- Brantley Gilbert’s Tattoo [00:40:42] — Discussion of country star Brantley Gilbert’s new Second Amendment-themed back tattoo with two pistols, which has been shared 40,000 times on Facebook.
Guests
- Meg Turney (other) [00:08:06] — Rooster Teeth personality and FHM’s hottest 100 women list member, scheduled to appear later (but not in this part)
Callers
- Gerald [00:36:01] — Suggested Dale try a different online game called Four Kingdoms Empire Matt compared Gerald’s suggestion to offering heroin to someone already addicted to meth. Dale politely dismissed him.
- Bert (CJ Morgan) (regular) [00:30:02] — Called in briefly, appears to be a prank or bit Very brief call that ends with a ‘deez nuts’ joke directed at CJ Morgan
Music
- Brantley Gilbert — Played ‘One Hell of an Amen’ to demonstrate his pandering country-rock sound with flag/military imagery
Quotes
Do you know how long it takes to cook dragons?
Dale Dudley [00:15:45]
All of this is because something isn’t going right in a video game
Matt Bearden [00:20:32]
Every time you hear me pause, it’s because he hit send and restarted another message
Matt Bearden [00:22:00]
Young people are watching videos individuals created and become multi-millionaires
Dale Dudley [00:08:42]
Part 2: Meg Turney
Dale discusses Brett Michaels’ new country song and criticizes it as pandering, along with several NFL deflategate updates about Tom Brady. The main event of the segment is an in-studio visit from Meg Turney, a Rooster Teeth host and Lake Travis High School alumna who was recently named one of FHM’s 100 most beautiful women. The hosts interview her about her career, dating life, and experiences with online harassment. Dale also rants about Texas DPS Director Steve McCraw’s response to a trooper who took a photo with Snoop Dogg, calling McCraw a ‘cowboy hat wearing buffoon’ for labeling Snoop a ‘dope smoking cop hater.’
Segments
- Under 5 Film Festival Promo [00:00:00] — Dale promotes the Dudley and Bob Under 5 Film Festival, announcing $10,000 in cash prizes, venue details at Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar on June 24th, and sponsors including Schlotzky’s, dcominc.com, BitBelt, and CapitalArmory.com.
- Brett Michaels Country Song [00:02:52] — The hosts dissect Brett Michaels’ new country song ‘Riding Against the Wind,’ mocking its predictable lyrics, pandering imagery (troops, drinking, nostalgia), and the video’s use of military funeral footage followed by clips from his reality show.
- Tom Brady Deflategate [00:17:08] — Dale discusses the NFL investigation revealing Tom Brady likely orchestrated deflating footballs, with text messages between Brady and equipment managers. The hosts debate the significance of the cheating and Brady’s credibility.
- DPS Snoop Dogg Controversy [00:23:20] — Dale goes on a lengthy rant about Texas DPS Director Steve McCraw calling Snoop Dogg a ‘dope smoking cop hater’ after a trooper took a photo with him at South by Southwest. Dale criticizes McCraw for hypocrisy and appearing like a ‘stupid redneck.’
- Marijuana Legalization Bill [00:33:55] — Discussion of a surprise Texas House committee vote advancing a bill by Republican David Simpson that would fully legalize marijuana for those over 21. Dale expresses shock after ranting against the legislature the previous day.
- Meg Turney Interview [00:38:54] — Meg Turney, Rooster Teeth host and Lake Travis High School alumna, joins the show. She discusses being named to FHM’s 100 most beautiful women list at number 20, her work at Rooster Teeth, her boyfriend from the Slow Mo Guys, conventions, cosplay, and dealing with online harassment and GamerGate.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:38:54] — Not explicitly mentioned but the extended Meg Turney segment appears to be intended for The Sideshow or extended online content
Guests
- Meg Turney (other) [00:38:54] — Rooster Teeth host, cosplayer, and Lake Travis High School alumna discussing being named to FHM’s 100 most beautiful women list and her career in online content creation
Music
- Brett Michaels — New country song ‘Riding Against the Wind’ played and extensively critiqued
Quotes
Your leader looks like an idiot this morning
Dale Dudley [00:27:51]
You just come off as a cowboy hat wearing buffoon when you write something like that
Dale Dudley [00:28:03]
I would have been a great preacher. I could have hook lined and sinkered everybody
Dale Dudley [00:15:56]
I will do everything I can to protect Texans unless they’re gay
Dale Dudley [00:36:05]
Part 3: That’s Not My Name
The segment begins with Dale and the crew discussing Periscope and Meg Turney trying it out, causing Dale’s viewer count to plummet. They then conduct the recurring ‘That’s Not My Name’ bit where employees from the building come in and the hosts try to guess their names and jobs, with mixed results. The latter half includes Daniel’s belief that ‘poaching’ means anally electrocuting animals for fur, leading to extensive mockery. Dale reads a fake news story about a man trying to cash a $368 billion check, discovers it came from a satire site, and the show wraps with discussions of Kyle, Texas police chief drama and congratulations to Aaron Franklin for his James Beard Award.
Segments
- Contest Promos and Meg Turney Periscope Experiment [00:00:00] — Dale gives away Judas Priest and ACL passes while Meg Turney explores Periscope for the first time, immediately attracting more viewers than Dale and causing his count to drop from 75 to 30.
- Reggie Birthday Request Promo Recording [00:02:48] — The crew records a promo with a caller named Reggie for Taz and the Madman, attempting to get him to say the right station IDs on air.
- That’s Not My Name – Employee Guessing Game [00:05:13] — The recurring bit where employees come in and hosts try to guess their names and jobs. First employee is Lena from EMG (promotional sales), then Frankie from 101X promotions who just got engaged, and finally a new sales employee from Los Angeles.
- ACL Passes Giveaway with Meg [00:20:02] — Meg Turney reads a live contest giveaway for ACL three-day passes on both radio and Periscope simultaneously.
- Daniel’s Poaching Misunderstanding [00:22:31] — Daniel reveals he believes ‘poaching’ means anally electrocuting animals for their fur, having learned this from TMZ. The crew spends extensive time correcting and mocking this misconception, leading to discussions of minks, chinchillas, and the fur trade.
- Matt’s Daughter’s Mother’s Day Card [00:34:03] — Matt shares that his daughter filled out a Mother’s Day questionnaire at Christian daycare stating her mom’s favorite drink is wine and she works on t-shirts all day.
- Fake News Story – $368 Billion Check [00:37:00] — Dale reads an elaborate story about a man trying to cash a $368 billion check to open an underwater Italian restaurant, only to discover it came from a satire website called stupid.com, causing embarrassment.
- Arizona Bus Driver Incident Discussion [00:39:00] — The crew discusses news footage of a bus driver in Arizona who locked children on the bus, refused to let them out at their stop, and drove away while parents banged on the doors. Dale expresses strong anger about the situation.
- Kyle, Texas Police Chief Investigation [00:48:31] — Dale discusses the ongoing investigation of Kyle Police Chief Jeff Barnett, who was placed on leave amid allegations involving abuse of authority and a relationship with a woman whose husband he allegedly had arrested.
- Aaron Franklin James Beard Award [00:53:44] — Matt congratulates Aaron Franklin for winning a James Beard Award, explaining it is unprecedented for a barbecue pitmaster and harder to achieve than an Oscar.
- Kevin Nealon Guest Announcement [00:56:19] — Dale announces Kevin Nealon will be a guest tomorrow and mentions they both have atrial fibrillation and have discussed doctors.
Recurring Bits
- That’s Not My Name [00:05:13] — The hosts attempt to guess the names and jobs of building employees. Featured Lena from EMG, Frankie from 101X promotions, and a new sales rep. Dale struggles to remember names, especially Lena whom he had interviewed just days before.
Guests
- Meg Turney (other) [00:00:16] — Rooster Teeth personality and online host visiting the show, trying out Periscope for the first time and helping with contest giveaways
Callers
- Reggie [00:02:48] — Birthday request and station promo recording Successfully recorded a promo mentioning Bruno Mars and the station, though struggled to say all the right elements
Quotes
Poaching does not mean anally electrocuting animals
Dale Dudley [00:23:05]
The minute I heard ‘I want my daddy,’ I’d be breaking the windows
Dale Dudley [00:40:33]
A James Beard Award is bigger than an Oscar, harder to get
Matt Bearden [00:53:44]