Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Thursday, May 28, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Buyer’s Remorse
Dale spends most of the segment detailing his frustrating experience buying a new refrigerator at Sears, including credit approval problems and his general anxiety about spending money. He also reveals he’s taking a significant loss on selling a refrigerator he bought at auction, and discusses his buyer’s remorse issues. Bob shares his championship win in his son’s baseball league, and the cast touches on family dynamics and moving expenses.
Segments
- Show Open [00:00:05] — Standard intro with cast introductions and opening banter about morning moods.
- Bob’s Baseball Championship [00:01:37] — Bob announces his son Evan’s team won the 14-U league championship undefeated. Discussion of coaching and living through your children.
- Lakeland Mall Shopping Trip Setup [00:05:48] — Dale begins explaining his day-long shopping trip to Lakeland Mall to buy a refrigerator and furniture, setting up the main story.
- Sears Refrigerator Purchase Saga [00:09:05] — Dale details his lengthy process of choosing a refrigerator at Sears with salesperson Peggy Sue, including debates about counter-depth models and features.
- Credit Approval Nightmare [00:20:53] — Dale describes the frustrating phone call with Sears credit department, where they initially denied him credit due to a decimal error, then had to restart the entire process.
- Refrigerator Loss Revelation [00:32:35] — Dale reveals he’s selling a refrigerator bought at auction for $800, but after PayPal fees, he’s netting only $776.50 on a refrigerator that cost over $1,000.
- Buyer’s Remorse Discussion [00:36:38] — Dale and the cast discuss his deep anxiety about spending money and buyer’s remorse, with Matt offering perspective about equivalent dinner expenses.
- Furniture and Water Softener Worries [00:39:54] — Dale shares concerns about furniture delivery dates (June 17th) and second-guessing his water softener purchase after seeing cheaper options at Sears.
- Caller on Buyer’s Remorse [00:42:14] — A caller shares similar feelings about buyer’s remorse when purchasing appliances, relating to Dale’s anxiety.
Callers
- unnamed [00:42:14] — Shared experience with buyer’s remorse about purchasing a washer Commiserated with Dale about feeling guilty buying things even when needed, shared brief story about washer purchase
Text Line
- [00:09:00] Dale’s sister texting during the show, apparently upset about something Dale said — read by Dale Dudley Created ongoing tension throughout the segment as Dale worried about upsetting his sister by comparing her to their mother
Quotes
I’m in milk bone underwear. We got the milk bone underwear club.
Dale Dudley [00:15:05]
I buy refrigerators and immediately take a loss on them.
Dale Dudley [00:20:00]
I don’t understand people who go shopping and buy all the stuff and feel great.
Dale Dudley [00:36:45]
Part 2: Daniel-The Business man
Transcript analysis pending.
Part 3: Reckless Kelly
Reckless Kelly band members Cody and Willy Braun visit the studio to promote their 20th annual softball jam benefiting Austin youth sports. The brothers perform two songs live and discuss touring life, moving to Austin years ago, and Willy’s yurt in Idaho. The hosts spend significant time discussing recent Texas legislation on campus carry and open carry, expressing concerns about college-age students carrying firearms. Dale announces he’s moving to a new house and reveals producer Daniel is house-hunting with his wife.
Segments
- Open carry and campus carry debate [00:00:00] — The hosts discuss Texas legislation allowing open carry and campus carry, with Dale and Bob expressing concerns about allowing college students to carry guns on campus and police not being able to ask for licenses.
- Pat Robertson demon exorcism [00:16:00] — The show plays and mocks a Pat Robertson clip where he advises a woman whose daughter is in jail to perform an exorcism because she may be possessed by demons.
- Reckless Kelly arrives [00:21:00] — Cody and Willy Braun from Reckless Kelly arrive in studio while waiting for other band members. They reminisce about old trips and past appearances on the show dating back 15+ years.
- Muslim cleric masturbation warning [00:28:00] — Dale reads a story about a Turkish televangelist claiming masturbation will leave your hands pregnant in the afterlife, leading to jokes and discussion.
- Softball jam details and touring life [00:33:00] — The Braun brothers discuss their 20th annual softball jam benefiting Austin youth sports, rebuilding baseball fields, and their current touring schedule of 170 shows per year.
- First Reckless Kelly performance [00:39:15] — Reckless Kelly performs ‘Wicked Twisted Road’ live in studio.
- Yurt discussion [00:42:23] — The conversation turns to Willy’s yurt (a round tent-like structure) in Idaho where he pays only $168/year in property taxes. They look up yurts online and discuss tiny houses.
- Second Reckless Kelly performance [00:51:53] — Reckless Kelly performs ‘May the Wind’ live in studio before wrapping up the segment.
Guests
- Cody Braun (musician) [00:21:00] — Reckless Kelly band member promoting their 20th annual softball jam benefiting Austin youth sports at Dell Diamond on Sunday
- Willy Braun (musician) [00:21:00] — Reckless Kelly band member and Cody’s brother, performed two songs live and discussed touring life and his yurt in Idaho
- Keith King (other) [00:54:41] — Former KLBJ radio personality from 1998 who stopped by briefly at the end; now sells water softeners
Text Line
- [00:50:59] Contest entry for Reckless Kelly softball jam tickets using the word ‘infield’ — read by Dale Dudley Standard ticket giveaway, winner selected off-air
Music
- Reckless Kelly — Performed ‘Wicked Twisted Road’ live in studio
- Reckless Kelly — Performed ‘May the Wind’ live in studio
Quotes
College age boys never get in fights so you don’t have to worry about escalating
Dale Dudley [00:09:53]
The more they drank the more they’re like you know what I love you we should all get along
Bob Fonseca [00:12:58]
Why are you working here if she can lay 200 grand down tomorrow?
Dale Dudley [00:17:32]