Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, August 4, 2015
This Show
Part 1: The Worst of Dudley and Bob
The show is doing ‘The Worst of Dudley and Bob’ — a deep dive into a 70s music wormhole that lasts most of the segment. Dale leads an extensive exploration of one-hit wonders and soft rock hits from the 1970s, playing and discussing songs from artists like Orleans, Sniff ‘n’ the Tears, Walter Egan, Jim Croce, Dan Hill, Rupert Holmes, and many others. The hosts debate whether the music is wimpy or heartfelt, share personal memories tied to songs, and look up what happened to various artists. Bob reveals his deep love for 70s music and jokes about wanting his own weekend show. The segment ends with Barcelona Man calling in.
Segments
- Study: People Stop Listening to New Music at 33 [00:00:00] — Dale discusses a Spotify study showing people stop discovering new music around age 33. He agrees, noting he stopped when he quit playing music on-air. The hosts debate whether kids today have abandoned rock music.
- Happy Days and 20-Year Nostalgia Cycles [00:01:01] — Dale explains how ‘Happy Days’ sparked 50s nostalgia in the 70s, and how fashion and music cycle back every 20 years. He jokes about pubic hair grooming trends returning to 70s styles.
- 70s Music Wormhole Begins [00:06:57] — The show launches into an extended deep dive on 70s music, starting with Orleans, Exile, Elvin Bishop, and Walter Egan. Dale and Bob share memories and look up what happened to various artists.
- Romeo Rose Update [00:08:01] — Dale mentions that Romeo Rose (now calling himself Jim Paris) posted another racist screed on Facebook and is trying to get attention for a terrible movie he made with a girlfriend.
- Songs You’re Ashamed to Love [00:13:05] — Dale suggests a topic idea: songs you’re ashamed to admit you love. Bob claims he brought in ‘All About That Bass’ but Dale insists ‘Fancy’ was the bigger song of 2014.
- Daniel’s Award / Austin Women in Media [00:16:02] — Brief mention that Daniel won an ‘unsung hero’ award the previous night. Dale jokes about why Austin Women in Media won’t give him an award.
- More 70s Deep Cuts [00:17:00] — The wormhole continues with Todd Rundgren debate, Starland Vocal Band’s ‘Afternoon Delight’, Dave Mason, Dr. Hook, and discussions of bands named after members who weren’t the lead singer.
- Saddest Songs and Lobo [00:27:00] — The hosts play Dan Hill’s ‘Sometimes When We Touch’ and Jim Croce’s ‘Operator’, debating the saddest telephone songs. They discuss Lobo and ‘Me and You and a Dog Named Boo’.
- Suicide Rates and 70s Music [00:34:00] — Dale jokingly wonders if suicide rates were higher in the 70s because of all the sad breakup songs on the radio. Daniel looks it up and finds 1986 was actually the worst year in recent history.
- Rupert Holmes’ ‘Escape (The Piña Colada Song)’ [00:39:51] — They play the famous song and debate how the story makes no sense — a couple trying to cheat on each other end up meeting each other through personal ads instead of just breaking up.
- Livingston Taylor Discovery [00:42:13] — The hosts discover James Taylor’s younger brother Livingston, who sounds just like him but never escaped his shadow. They listen and mock his singing style, comparing it to Bobby McFerrin.
- Tease for Ask Men Anything Segment [00:45:01] — Dale sets up an upcoming segment where women can call and ask the hosts anything about men, based on a Reddit thread. Barcelona Man calls in at the very end.
Recurring Bits
- The Worst of Dudley and Bob [00:00:00] — The segment title suggests this is ‘The Worst of DB and M’ — though the content is actually a 70s music deep dive
- The Sideshow [00:01:09] — Dale mentions they did an ‘underrated bands’ topic on yesterday’s Sideshow
Callers
- Barcelona Man (regular) [00:45:36] — Calling in to do his Barcelona Man character, offering to put lotion on women on a cruise and mangling Spanish numbers Brief comedic bit at the very end of the segment
Quotes
I never thought kids would listen to what you guys listen to because you don’t listen to your parents.
Dale Dudley [00:01:03]
It must have sucked to get a song in the top 40 and then nothing else ever happens.
Dale Dudley [00:09:37]
When you go to a nightclub, the idea wasn’t to get her phone number — the idea was you went home with her.
Dale Dudley [00:18:12]
Has anyone compared suicide rates in the 70s to now? This music had to have caused it.
Dale Dudley [00:34:03]
Part 2: The Worst of Dudley and Bob
This segment contains ‘The Worst of Dudley and Bob’ featuring two major stories: Matt’s dilemma with feral kittens found in his shed that his family has bonded with, and the finale of the Journalistic Integrity Tournament bracket. Matt tells an extensive story about discovering kittens, his wife and kids falling in love with them, and the pressure to get rid of them despite everyone wanting to keep them. A caller complains about the hosts joking about the kittens, leading to a heated exchange. The segment culminates with Daniel casting the deciding vote to crown Chris Betts of KVUE as the tournament winner, who then appears in-studio with her husband.
Segments
- Matt’s Late Night Adventures [00:00:00] — Matt recounts getting home at 4 a.m. after watching surge pricing on Uber, observing a woman vomiting outside the Capitol, and getting a ride from a Bill O’Reilly-supporting Uber driver.
- Discovery of the Kittens [00:06:44] — Matt discovers feral kittens in his shed when his dog goes crazy. Despite telling his wife not to let the kids see them, within 45 seconds the children have named them Ginger, Snap, and Meow Meow Baby Kitty.
- Complaint Call About Kitten Jokes [00:21:09] — A listener calls complaining that her kids are crying because the hosts were joking about harming kittens. The hosts defend their sarcasm and tell her to change the channel, leading to heated exchanges.
- Journalistic Integrity Finals Begin [00:36:02] — The tournament narrows to the final four: Chris Betts vs. Chicago Wendler, and Shannon Wolfson vs. Christine Haas. Hosts debate and vote, with Chris Betts and Shannon Wolfson advancing to the finals.
- The Final Vote [00:47:02] — The vote is tied 2-2 between Chris Betts and Shannon Wolfson, putting all pressure on Daniel Gallo to cast the deciding vote. After much deliberation and teasing, Daniel votes for Chris Betts.
- Chris Betts In-Studio [00:57:24] — Chris Betts of KVUE appears in the studio with her husband to accept her Journalistic Integrity Tournament championship. She discusses her career path from Baltimore to Baylor to Austin via Tyler.
Recurring Bits
- The Worst of Dudley and Bob [00:00:00] — The segment title and theme throughout, featuring stories and moments that showcase the show’s controversial humor
- Journalistic Integrity Bracket [00:36:02] — Finals of the tournament mocking the idea that TV stations hire reporters solely for journalism skills rather than appearance
Guests
- Chris Betts (other) [00:57:24] — KVUE reporter, winner of the Journalistic Integrity Tournament, appeared with her husband who is a long-time listener
Callers
- unnamed [00:21:24] — Complained that her kids were crying after hearing the hosts joke about harming kittens Led to heated exchange where hosts told her to change the channel and be a better parent; she asked to speak to the program director
- Jason [00:26:19] — Called about cats keeping snakes and rats away Brief discussion about Matt’s yard wildlife
- Tristan [00:45:16] — Former intern calling to say hi after being on hold for 45 minutes Dale had no memory of him and quickly ended the call
- Kathy [00:29:38] — Called to say she wasn’t offended by the kitten jokes and to provide info about Humane Society feral cat program Provided helpful information about trap-neuter-release programs
Quotes
She said, you know who I’m starting to really love? Glenn Beck. And I said Glenn Beck’s one of my favorite comics.
Matt Bearden [00:04:43]
Change the channel and be a good parent. Be an adult. Do the responsible thing.
Matt Bearden [00:22:14]
I want out of this business. It’s a minefield full of people who think they deserve to be protected.
Dale Dudley [00:24:19]
Your children grow up to be horrific adults just like we are. They’re going to sweat and have yeast infections.
Dale Dudley [00:32:16]
Part 3: The Worst of Dudley and Bob
This segment features ‘The Worst of Dudley and Bob,’ a compilation of memorable moments from the show. It includes Dale’s panicked 911 call when he couldn’t find his three-year-old daughter (who was hiding under her bed), an interview with KVUE reporter Chris Betts who won an award, Dale’s humiliating first day driving Uber (making under $30 after two hours and getting recognized by a listener), and a hearing test segment. The hosts mine Dale’s vulnerability for comedy while also acknowledging the genuine fear he experienced.
Segments
- Chris Betts interview continues [00:00:00] — Dale interviews KVUE reporter Chris Betts about her relationship with her boxer husband, her career, and Austin media. The conversation includes the journalistic integrity bracket and awkward crosstalk discussions.
- Dale’s missing daughter story setup [00:13:23] — Dale introduces the story of almost losing his daughter over the weekend, explaining his emotional state and setting up the 911 call recording.
- The 911 call playback [00:20:45] — Dale plays the 911 recording where he reports his three-year-old daughter missing. The call includes him mentioning his new house, his morning show, and escalating panic as police are dispatched.
- Caller Mike shares similar experience [00:34:00] — A caller named Mike tells Dale he had the same experience with his granddaughter missing for 45 minutes, expressing compassion and connecting over the parent panic experience.
- Target gender-labeling controversy [00:39:31] — Dale plays and rants about a news story of a woman upset that Target labeled building sets as ‘girls building sets,’ criticizing outrage culture and political correctness.
- Dale’s Uber driving disaster [00:46:00] — Dale recounts his humiliating experience driving for Uber, making only $29.71 after two hours including an $18 car wash, getting recognized by a listener at the airport, and realizing it’s not profitable.
Recurring Bits
- The Worst of Dudley and Bob [00:00:00] — This entire segment is a compilation episode featuring memorable moments including Dale’s 911 call and Uber experience
- Journalistic Integrity Bracket [00:03:00] — Referenced during Chris Betts interview; the board is visible and Fred Cantu’s elimination is discussed
Guests
- Chris Betts (other) [00:00:00] — KVUE reporter who won an Austin Women in Media award, interviewed about her career, marriage to a tattooed boxer, and local media
Callers
- Mike [00:35:47] — His granddaughter went missing for 45 minutes in similar circumstances to Dale’s daughter Expressed compassion for Dale and connected over the shared parent panic experience, noted he doesn’t always agree with Dale but appreciated his genuine emotion
Text Line
- [00:38:29] Alfred from Ashton Woods (Dale’s home builder) texted saying the story was hilarious but then felt bad — read by Dale Dudley Dale reassured him not to feel bad and praised the house, mentioning the payment was only $16 more than his previous home
Quotes
I did a morning show on KLBJ-FM
Dale Dudley [00:25:02]
If she’d only had blonde hair, you could have been on Nancy Grace
Bob Fonseca [00:32:47]
We’re a country who bombs people from the sky and we worry about words
Dale Dudley [00:44:33]