Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, August 19, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Super Positive Dale
Dale starts the show defensive and scattered, joking about his inability to say his own name on old air checks, then tells new listeners to call with questions about the show. The conversation meanders through Jared Fogle’s guilty plea, Dale’s balancing-checkbook obsession, Carissa’s dental job and inability to do mental math, and a running debate over whether Daniel has Asperger’s because of his fear of heights. Dale announces Richard Garriott will appear later to discuss Austin traffic solutions.
Segments
- Show open and old air checks [00:09:05] — Dale plays old KTBB air checks where he couldn’t pronounce his own name (‘Dale Udley’) and talks about his affected disc jockey voice at age 17.
- Bob’s purge and the governor’s proclamation [00:15:02] — Bob mentions purging his office and finding the Texas Radio Hall of Fame proclamation from the governor, which neither he nor Dale ever framed.
- Richard Garriott promo and listener questions [00:17:41] — Dale announces Richard Garriott will appear to discuss Austin traffic, then opens the lines for listener questions about the show.
- Bridge Over Troubled Daniel setup [00:18:02] — Dale introduces ‘Bridge Over Troubled Daniel,’ a bit from the sideshow about Daniel’s fear of the Capilano suspension bridge in Canada.
- Melinda Brand traffic report [00:21:22] — Traffic report on I-35 Southbound closure at 51st Street due to fatal wreck, expected to last until 10 a.m.
- Capilano Bridge discussion [00:22:52] — The crew discusses Daniel’s refusal to cross the Capilano suspension bridge despite it being wide, stable, and safe enough for families and babies.
- Asperger’s speculation [00:26:59] — Matt reads a listener email suggesting Daniel’s fear of heights may be related to high-functioning autism or Asperger’s, which visibly upsets Daniel.
- Caller Amanda on the wormhole [00:28:20] — Amanda calls to complain that yesterday’s music wormhole (playing songs from YouTube’s suggested sidebar) was ruined by Bruce Hornsby.
- Caller Jeff on diet ATX [00:28:58] — Jeff asks if cutting carbs is all the hosts did for diet ATX; Dale explains the accountability and discipline component.
- Caller Lee asks about ‘space people’ [00:31:59] — Lee asks where the ‘space people’ sound effect came from; Dale explains it’s from a Buzz Aldrin interview about UFOs.
- Creativity and mental health [00:34:01] — Dale mentions an article linking creativity and humor to depression and bipolar disorder, singling out Matt as the only truly creative person in the room.
- Dale balances the checkbook [00:35:15] — Dale describes obsessively balancing six months of checkbook entries and ending up $460 short, eventually giving up.
- Mental math debate [00:36:47] — Carissa admits she struggles with mental math; Dale demonstrates how to make change and calculate 10% discounts, mocking younger workers who rely on registers.
- Jared Fogle plea deal [00:42:59] — The show discusses Jared Fogle’s expected guilty plea to child pornography charges, with Dale recommending the documentary series ‘Death Row Stories.’
- Caller Trevor compliments Daniel [00:48:33] — Trevor calls to compliment Daniel’s soundboard work; Dale interrupts to claim he was also good at it in the past.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:16:58] — Dale references yesterday’s sideshow episode featuring ‘Bridge Over Troubled Daniel’ and encourages listeners to subscribe.
Callers
- Amanda [00:26:59] — Complained about Bruce Hornsby ruining an ’80s wormhole (actually a ‘right side’ YouTube music progression) Dale corrected her and defended the natural progression of the segment, but thanked her for liking wormholes in general.
- Jeff [00:28:20] — Asked if cutting carbs was all the hosts did for diet ATX after he lost 50 pounds doing the same Dale explained the accountability, discipline, and metabolic differences between younger and older dieters.
- Lee [00:31:59] — Asked where the ‘space people’ sound effect came from Dale played the clip from a Buzz Aldrin interview and explained its origin.
- Greg [00:39:34] — Unknown — call was dropped before he could speak Lost the call; never got to hear his question.
- Trevor [00:48:33] — Called to compliment Daniel’s soundboard skills Dale interrupted to remind everyone he was also good at it; compliment derailed.
Quotes
I couldn’t say my name. Dale Udley.
Dale Dudley [00:12:01]
She won’t leave her wedding rings at home, right? Because she’s more committed the second time.
Dale Dudley [00:19:10]
Find me a picture of a dog on that bridge. You’re not a dog.
Daniel Gallo [00:25:13]
Daniel’s autistic. You can’t do math. I’m sinewy. All you young kids are idiots.
Matt Bearden [00:40:01]
Part 2: The Callers
This segment features multiple phone callers asking questions about the show, punctuated by discussions of Texas State Fair foods, mayonnaise vs. Miracle Whip, the Ashley Madison data breach, and Dale’s pornography preferences. Richard Garriott is mentioned as an upcoming guest to discuss traffic solutions. The hosts answer listener questions about sound effects, show history, and their rivalry with other stations in the building.
Segments
- Show opening and cruise promo [00:00:00] — Dale promotes upcoming Richard Garriott interview, the Mediterranean cruise with Don, and the Cap City Comedy Club live podcast on September 3rd.
- Dating anniversary discussion [00:02:12] — Dale responds to his wife’s Facebook post about their 10-year dating anniversary with his own version of events involving pregnancy and hospitalization.
- Dogs that smell electronics [00:06:00] — Caller Jared discusses dogs trained to detect electronic devices, references to the Subway spokesperson.
- Panicked news producer character [00:07:00] — Caller Matt compliments Dale on a character bit from weeks earlier about a panicked news producer trying to get on air.
- Conspiracy theories [00:08:07] — Caller Catherine asks what conspiracy theories the hosts believe in; discussion of UFOs and Jade Helm helicopters.
- Texas State Fair foods [00:09:53] — Dale reads through the eight finalists for the Texas State Fair Big Tex Choice Awards, including chicken fried lobster, alligator egg nest, and bacon margarita.
- Miracle Whip vs. mayonnaise debate [00:18:00] — Extended argument about Miracle Whip versus mayonnaise, with Daniel expressing disdain for Miracle Whip and its association with poverty.
- Questions about the show [00:23:00] — Hosts take multiple caller questions about sound effects, show history, and behind-the-scenes details.
- Station rivalry discussion [00:31:00] — Caller Arlene asks about animosity with Jason and Deb; Dale explains the competitive dynamic between shows in the same building.
- Mountain runner video [00:36:34] — Hosts watch video of someone jogging on a narrow mountain ridge; Daniel claims he could do it, others are skeptical.
- Man digging up father’s grave [00:39:05] — Dale reads news story about rural Kentucky man arrested for attempting to dig up his dead father’s grave to argue with him.
- Ashley Madison data breach [00:46:45] — Discussion of the Ashley Madison hack and data release, including that the show had signed up for research purposes years ago.
- Dale’s pornography preferences [00:49:00] — Extended discussion of Dale’s internet browsing history and pornography preferences, which his wife looks at on his iPad.
- Bob’s show intro origins [00:53:00] — Caller Greg asks about Bob’s elaborate show introduction; Bob explains it’s a tribute to Bruce Springsteen introducing the E Street Band.
- Why hosts live outside Austin [00:55:00] — Caller Gilbert asks why Dale doesn’t live in Austin; hosts explain they can’t afford to live in the city they entertain.
Guests
- Richard Garriott (other) [00:00:00] — Mentioned as upcoming guest at 8:25 to discuss traffic solutions; video game creator and space tourist
Callers
- Jared (regular) [00:05:58] — Dogs that can smell electronic devices Brief informational call, self-identifies as ‘para loser’ and asks Dale not to use that term
- Matt [00:07:01] — Complimenting Dale’s panicked news producer character Positive feedback about a previous bit, hosts don’t remember the specific topic
- Catherine [00:08:07] — What conspiracy theories each host believes in Led to discussion of UFOs and Jade Helm
- George [00:26:46] — Origin of ‘you see them stains’ sound effect Dale explains it’s from a woman showing stains on her pillow during an online chat
- Todd [00:28:21] — Tried to trick Dale into saying ‘pendulum’ as setup for joke Dale caught the ‘deez nuts’ setup before completing it
- Andy [00:44:56] — Origin of ‘I don’t want to see Nile in the morning’ sound effect Hosts explain it was about former afternoon host Nigel
- unnamed [00:45:59] — Called to thank the show and say they enjoy listening Hosts sang ‘Thank You for Being a Friend’ to them
- Trenton (regular) [00:29:53] — Asked about Daniel’s interview for the producer job Dale tells story of Daniel standing up and yelling during sidekick interview; revealed Trenton knows Daniel from high school band
- Arlene [00:31:08] — What’s the story with Deb and the animosity between shows Led to extended discussion about competitive dynamics between stations in the same building and Dale’s past conflicts
- Justin (Montreal, Canada) (regular) [00:41:19] — Had questions but revealed he canceled his cruise reservation Dale sarcastically says he’s glad Justin won’t be on the cruise
- Steve [00:43:11] — Who is the sexy voice that says ‘Bob Fonseca’ Bob explains it’s actress Alice Eve; caller also asks about Carissa’s name
- David [00:44:05] — Tried to get Dale to pronounce ‘pendulum’ as setup for ‘deez nuts’ joke Dale immediately responded with ‘my balls in your mouth’ before caller could complete the joke
- Miles [00:52:08] — Called to compliment the show Hosts jokingly dumped the compliment
- Greg [00:53:10] — When and why did Bob start doing the elaborate show intro Bob explains it’s a tribute to Bruce Springsteen’s E Street Band introductions
- Gilbert [00:54:40] — Why does Dale choose to live outside Austin in the suburbs Hosts explain they can’t afford to live in Austin anymore and are stuck in school districts
- Alec (California, recently moved to Austin) [00:25:35] — Mayo and Miracle Whip, says he prefers Hellman’s mayo Dale corrects his pronunciation of ‘Hellman’s’
Quotes
I was amazing at knowing I could get an eight ball of coke in South Austin
Dale Dudley [00:03:20]
Our governor’s indicted on felony charges and our attorney general just got reindicted
Dale Dudley [00:11:00]
I’m the most talented person in Morning Drive in Austin when I’m in this room
Dale Dudley [00:34:30]
At least my wife isn’t out driving Uber to get away from me at night
Dale Dudley [00:51:49]
Part 3: Richard Garriott
Richard Garriott (Lord British, creator of Origin Systems and Ultima games) visits to discuss his Personal Rapid Transit (PRT) proposal for Austin—a network of small electric pods on elevated guideways that would provide private, on-demand point-to-point transit without taxpayer funding. The system is already operational at Heathrow Airport and could be implemented at UT for ~$100 million. Dale is genuinely excited about the proposal and pushes Richard on details about financing, implementation timeline, and political hurdles. The segment concludes with the hosts wrapping up the show.
Segments
- Richard Garriott Introduction [00:00:00] — Dale introduces Richard Garriott and corrects earlier misinformation about Richard’s marital status and children. Richard presents Dale with a Shroud of the Avatar commemorative chip.
- PRT Proposal Overview [00:01:07] — Richard explains his Personal Rapid Transit (PRT) system proposal for Austin, emphasizing it requires no taxpayer money. He outlines how the system would work with small pods on elevated guideways providing private point-to-point transit.
- How PRT Works [00:03:47] — Detailed discussion of the PRT system mechanics: electric golf-cart-sized pods holding 4 people, computer-controlled, traveling on raised guideways at full speed without stops except at destination. Comparison to Heathrow Airport’s operational system.
- Cost and Implementation [00:06:55] — Richard explains the system would cost ~$100 million for the UT network versus billions for light rail. Discussion of why it’s so much cheaper and how it could be privately financed.
- Capacity and Surge Management [00:08:46] — Discussion of how the system would handle peak demand like football games, with simulations based on actual UT ridership data showing the system can accommodate surges by adding more pods to the tracks.
- Political History and Stakeholders [00:11:56] — Richard discusses taking the proposal to various stakeholders 5 years ago, receiving positive reactions but being asked to wait until after light rail vote. Now partnering with Lieutenant Governor Ben Barnes to move forward.
- Affordability and Subsidization [00:15:20] — Caller Larry asks about helping lower-income residents. Richard and Matt discuss how the system could provide subsidized passes and serve areas where people are being priced out of downtown.
- Caller Questions [00:23:56] — Multiple callers ask about online information availability, power source (electrical/solar), self-driving car competition, and implementation concerns.
- Next Steps and Vision [00:32:47] — Richard discusses current process of circulating to stakeholders who need to approve, timeline of ~2.5 years from approval to implementation, and vision for expanding beyond UT to citywide network.
- Gaming Discussion [00:38:40] — Brief discussion of Shroud of the Avatar game, virtual reality in gaming, Richard’s views on console gaming, and his Halloween parties at Britannia Manor.
- Show Wrap-Up [00:44:55] — After Richard leaves, hosts discuss his background, wealth from CompuServe store and Ultima games, his elaborate houses with secret passages and dungeons, and express enthusiasm for the PRT proposal.
Guests
- Richard Garriott (Lord British) (expert) [00:00:00] — Video game pioneer and creator of Ultima series, discussing his Personal Rapid Transit proposal for Austin. Also went to space with the Russians and is known for elaborate Halloween parties.
Callers
- Larry [00:23:59] — Advocated for subsidized transportation for people near or below poverty line Richard agreed this needs to be part of base planning and system would make passes easy to distribute
- Laurie [00:26:07] — Asked about online information availability and whether system would be solar or electrical Richard explained it would be electrical but could source from renewable sources, making it flexible
- David [00:30:08] — Asked how self-driving cars in 15-30 years would affect PRT viability Richard acknowledged self-driving cars are important but will take 30+ years to replace existing fleet, so PRT is needed sooner
- unnamed (Seattle/Tacoma area originally) [00:32:00] — Asked if PRT would make people less active/walking Richard explained stops could be at building entrances but wouldn’t hurt other riders since only those getting off would stop there
Quotes
No taxpayer money – that’s the huge advantage of this.
Richard Garriott [00:01:31]
I don’t understand why Richard isn’t touted as the hero of Austin.
Dale Dudley [00:18:51]
I think you’re a treasure, dude. I think you’re the true Austin treasure.
Dale Dudley [00:42:52]