Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Thursday, August 20, 2015
This Show
Part 1: The Subway Guy
Dale arrives stressed and under pressure from multiple obligations. The show opens with discussion of Dale’s life pressures, then Bob brings up the Jared Fogle/Subway scandal despite Dale wanting to avoid it. Callers weigh in on Jared. Dale pivots to marijuana tax revenue in Colorado, arguing Texas should legalize. The show becomes chaotic when Dale discovers an HR person from Rooster Teeth is bringing a second guest he didn’t realize was part of the segment, leading to tension about show prep and booking.
Segments
- Show open and Dale’s stress [00:00:04] — Dale discusses feeling under pressure from multiple work obligations, lack of sleep, and home renovation issues. The hosts discuss Groovebook photo subscriptions and Dale’s aversion to recurring subscriptions like stamps.com.
- Jared Fogle discussion begins [00:14:36] — Bob brings up the Jared Fogle/Subway scandal despite Dale’s reluctance to discuss it. They debate how we should have known, the details of his crimes, and the impact on Subway franchises.
- Caller on Jared [00:23:00] — A longtime listener calls in with a take on the Jared situation, attempting a joke about tuna fish that Dale cuts off before the punchline.
- Colorado move caller [00:27:01] — An attorney calls discussing moving to Colorado, reciprocity laws for lawyers, and making a living there. Matt and Dale do lawyer puns.
- Colorado marijuana tax revenue [00:28:48] — Dale plays news clips showing marijuana tax revenues in Colorado have more than doubled, arguing Texas should legalize and use the revenue for education or mental health.
- Gambling and parimutuel betting [00:32:50] — Discussion of Texas gambling laws, parimutuel betting, online poker, and the hypocrisy of the state running the lottery while outlawing other forms of gambling.
- Rooster Teeth guest confusion [00:36:59] — Dale discovers Daniel has booked both an HR director and Barbara Dunkelman from Rooster Teeth for the same segment without clearly communicating this was a package deal, leading to frustration about show prep and booking.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:11:00] — Discussion of the live podcast at Cap City Comedy Club on September 3rd, ticket sales concerns, and t-shirt designs
Guests
- Daniel (from Rooster Teeth) (other) [00:36:59] — HR director scheduled to come in for ‘Is it a Violation’ segment in the 8 o’clock hour
- Barbara Dunkelman (other) [00:36:59] — Rooster Teeth personality coming in with the HR director, which Dale didn’t realize was part of the same segment
Callers
- unnamed [00:23:00] — Jared Fogle situation 20-year listener tried to make a joke comparing Jared and tuna fish but Dale cut him off before the punchline, clearly frustrated with continued Jared discussion
- unnamed [00:27:01] — Considering moving to Colorado, lawyer reciprocity laws Attorney discussed moving to Boulder after three years to transfer law license. Dale and Matt made lawyer puns. Caller said they’re coming to the live podcast.
Quotes
I avoid those stories like the plague. I can’t. It’s depressing.
Dale Dudley [00:14:36]
That’s how you said thank you at the end of a hard day’s work.
Dale Dudley [00:19:03]
Alcohol is 100 times worse for your body, in my opinion, as a physician.
Dale Dudley [00:30:00]
Part 2: Happy Birthday
This segment focuses on birthday-related pranks and listener interaction. Daniel and Carissa pranked small-market radio shows by submitting fake birthday and anniversary wishes with crude names (Willie Fisterbottom, Anita Hummer, etc.), which the unsuspecting hosts read on-air. The hosts also played clips of difficult airline passengers, discussed fantasy football disputes, and CJ Morgan shared reverse prank phone calls from debt collectors. The segment maintained a focus on comedy bits and listener pranks rather than news.
Segments
- Show Open and Podcast Promo [00:00:00] — Dale promotes the September 3rd live podcast at Cap City Comedy Club, noting only about 50 tickets remain. He explains the happy hour format and non-reserved seating strategy.
- Upcoming Bits Discussion [00:01:02] — The hosts discuss upcoming segments including ‘Is It an HR Violation?’ and a Bob makeover bit. Dale mocks Bob’s trendy clothing choices at age 59.
- Airplane Incident Audio [00:05:01] — Dale plays audio of an elderly woman being removed from a United flight after her dog snapped at flight attendants. She refuses to comply with police and threatens to sue ‘the country.’
- Traffic Etiquette Rant [00:14:04] — Matt and Dale discuss people who inconvenience others on the road by refusing to accept their mistakes, creating traffic delays rather than fixing their own errors.
- Birthday Prank Calls Revealed [00:16:43] — Daniel and Carissa’s masterpiece: they submitted fake birthday wishes to small-market radio birthday shows with names like Willie Fisterbottom, Anita Hummer, Lou Scunt, Bob Martinelli, and Scooter Dudley. The unsuspecting hosts read them all on-air.
- Deez Nuts Presidential Candidate [00:33:00] — Discussion of a news story about a candidate legally named ‘Deez Nuts’ polling at 9% in North Carolina, showing how polls can be pranked.
- Bank Robbery and Roy Orbison [00:35:00] — Dale criticizes APD’s press release describing a bank robber who ‘might be wearing a wig’ when photos clearly show a Beatles-style wig, comparing the suspect to Roy Orbison.
- Butt Drugs Commercial [00:36:00] — The hosts play a real commercial jingle from Butt Drugs pharmacy in Indiana, featuring lines like ‘I can always count on butt drugs’ and ‘free parking in the rear.’
- Fed Up Documentary Discussion [00:42:00] — Dale rants about the documentary ‘Fed Up’ and how the sugar industry has conspired to make Americans fat, comparing sugar addiction to cocaine addiction.
- Josh Duggar Ashley Madison Scandal [00:43:47] — Brief mention that Josh Duggar’s name appeared on the hacked Ashley Madison database, including a $250 ‘affair guarantee’ payment.
- Fantasy Football League Drama [00:46:00] — Extended argument between Dale and CJ Morgan about fantasy football scoring rules, particularly whether quarterbacks should get 4 or 6 points per touchdown pass.
- CJ’s Reverse Prank Call [00:51:10] — CJ plays a reverse prank call where a debt collector calls trying to collect $16,009, and CJ plays a devastated man whose wife just left him, eventually putting ‘Mr. Nibbles’ the dog on the phone.
- European Cruise Promotion [00:56:00] — Dale promotes Don’s European cruise for next summer (June), noting he finally booked his flights and cabin. A handful of cabins remain available.
Callers
- unnamed [00:15:56] — Asking about Def Leppard ticket giveaway timing Bob felt bad for him and Dale immediately gave away tickets with the keyword ‘sugar’ just for that caller
- unnamed [00:18:31] — Asking if the HR violation bit is basically confessing violations Dale acknowledged the concern but said it’s not their own HR department, then mentioned they added a ‘talk to the hot chick’ component
Quotes
I don’t even know what pencil leg means
Bob Fonseca [00:12:34]
I’m extremely gregarious when I’m drunk
Dale Dudley [00:19:01]
Willie Fisterbottom – love you, signed Carissa Fisterbottom
Dale Dudley [00:27:16]
This is the best thing Daniel and Carissa have ever done
Dale Dudley [00:29:45]
Part 3: Is it a Violation
Part 3 focuses on the recurring bit ‘Is it a Violation?’ featuring Daniel Fowler from Rooster Teeth’s HR department and Barbara Dunkelman from Rooster Teeth. The hosts present hypothetical HR violation scenarios based on their workplace behavior. The segment includes discussions of molestation jokes, inappropriate comments about Carissa, and various workplace conduct questions. After the bit, the show covers a woman who married Jesus, debates about ghosts, a giant armadillo video, and a news story about Laura Pressley misusing a water organization’s name for anti-fluoride activism.
Segments
- Show opening and live podcast promo [00:00:00] — Dale promotes the September 3rd live podcast at Cap City Comedy Club and mentions taking the week off after. Discussion of Rooster Teeth and introducing guests.
- Is It a Violation bit begins [00:01:28] — The hosts introduce Daniel Fowler from Rooster Teeth HR and Barbara Dunkelman to play the ‘Is It a Violation?’ game with hypothetical workplace scenarios.
- Hypothetical violation scenarios [00:08:27] — The hosts present various scenarios: yelling at coworkers, seeing inappropriate things, molestation jokes, nude photo accidents, and Carissa’s extensive list of violations she’s experienced.
- Bit concludes [00:23:29] — Daniel Fowler explains HR investigation processes and the show wraps up the violation game, joking about Daniel needing to find a girlfriend at Rooster Teeth.
- Woman marries Jesus [00:24:50] — The show plays a news story about Jessica Hayes, a consecrated virgin who had a ceremony marrying Jesus Christ. Discussion of theology, virginity, and faith.
- Ghost debate [00:41:01] — Dale challenges Carissa on the existence of ghosts, demanding proof. Discussion of EVPs, electromagnetic readings, and the power of suggestion.
- Discount Electronics sponsor read [00:45:45] — Dale reads a sponsor message for Discount Electronics, mentioning drones, laptops, and computer deals.
- Giant armadillo video [00:30:00] — The show watches and reacts to a video of a man pulling an enormous armadillo from the ground with a backhoe. Discussion of leprosy risks.
- Laura Pressley fluoride controversy [00:47:12] — Dale reads a story about former council candidate Laura Pressley misusing another organization’s name to send anti-fluoride emails, discussing her past election challenges.
Recurring Bits
- Is it a Violation [00:01:28] — Full segment with HR expert Daniel Fowler answering hypothetical workplace violation questions from the hosts, including molestation jokes, inappropriate comments about Carissa’s body, watching porn in the studio, and various other workplace conduct issues
- God Squad [00:24:50] — Dale saves a story about a woman marrying Jesus for ‘Friday for the God squad’ and discusses faith and consecrated virgins
Guests
- Daniel Fowler (expert) [00:01:28] — HR representative from Rooster Teeth who answered hypothetical workplace violation questions for the ‘Is It a Violation’ bit
- Barbara Dunkelman (other) [00:04:45] — Community manager and on-camera talent from Rooster Teeth, co-director of RTX convention. Originally from Montreal/Ottawa, Canada. Age 26, been with Rooster Teeth since she was a fan at age 14
Quotes
Question mark you’re welcome.
Barbara Dunkelman [00:04:54]
Is that an HR violation?
Dale Dudley [00:06:51]
Sorry I know it’s in the news now and no his name wasn’t Jared it was Glenn.
Dale Dudley [00:12:17]