Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, September 15, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Dale’s Awful Photo
Dale discusses his nervous first show on KLBJ AM, including technical difficulties and microphone mishaps. The show focuses heavily on an embarrassing headshot photo of Dale posted on the AM station’s website featuring a pool noodle in the background. The photo becomes a running joke, with Bob expressing frustration about the poor composition and lack of anyone asking him to take professional photos despite his film degree. The segment also includes discussion of Gary Richrath’s death from REO Speedwagon, a viral video of a firefighter saving a kitten, a free cat at the station, and bear-related news stories prompted by Daniel’s recent trip to Canada.
Segments
- Show opening and Dale returns from AM debut [00:00:00] — Dale returns to the FM show after doing his first KLBJ AM show yesterday, describing his nervousness and technical difficulties including hitting the microphone and taking anxious breaths.
- AM show caller asks if Dale will ‘bash God’ [00:06:26] — Dale recounts a second-segment caller on the AM show who asked if he was going to ‘bash God’ on AM too, and how Dale responded by questioning which god the caller meant.
- Gary Richrath tribute [00:10:54] — Dale pays tribute to REO Speedwagon guitarist Gary Richrath who passed away, showing photos contrasting his appearance from his prime to later years to illustrate how cruel time can be.
- The pool noodle photo discovery [00:14:24] — Dale reveals that his official KLBJ AM headshot photo has a blue pool noodle visible in the background, sparking extensive mockery and discussion about the photo’s poor quality and composition.
- Bob’s frustration about not being asked [00:20:03] — Bob expresses frustration that despite his University of Texas film degree and photography skills, management never asks him to help with photos or other production needs.
- Dale’s house floor problems [00:26:00] — Dale explains ongoing issues with his new home’s wood floors that were improperly cleaned with Fabuloso, requiring a multi-day refinishing project.
- Firefighter saves kitten video [00:29:06] — Dale shows a GoPro video of a firefighter rescuing and reviving a kitten from a house fire using oxygen, making Carissa emotional.
- Angelina Eberly cannon statue discussion [00:33:28] — The cast discusses the Angelina Eberly statue on Congress Avenue in Austin, with Dale joking it looks like Oprah, and explaining who the historical figure was.
- Bear selfie news story [00:35:55] — Dale plays a news clip about people taking dangerous selfies with bears in Colorado, leading to park closures, followed by discussion of bear safety and the Grizzly Man documentary.
Music
- REO Speedwagon — Played in tribute to deceased guitarist Gary Richrath
Quotes
It just doesn’t feel like it’s mine yet
Dale Dudley [00:03:00]
I have to have a talk with management. I’m going to pull punches.
Dale Dudley [00:08:56]
Why didn’t they just crop it?
Bob Fonseca [00:17:40]
Oh my god, I can’t help this place. I cannot help this place anyway.
Bob Fonseca [00:23:13]
Why do we worry over crap. Who cares?
Dale Dudley [00:28:32]
Part 2: Common Sense
The show devolves into an extensive discussion of financial literacy after Daniel admits to depositing $20 in single bills at an ATM and Carissa reveals she has been paying interest on a small credit card balance for years. The hosts discover Daniel and Carissa have been asked to give a 50-minute presentation to 2,500 college students about producing radio, which leads to mockery about their lack of preparation. Glenn Beck’s apocalyptic predictions are mocked, and the show ends with calls about people wearing sports jerseys.
Segments
- Opening and KLBJ AM Promo [00:00:01] — Dale mentions his afternoon show on KLBJ AM at 2pm, calling himself ‘Shaky Dale’ due to nerves and unfamiliar equipment at the AM station.
- Baby Listening to the Show [00:02:57] — Dale plays a video from listener Brian showing his baby appearing to say ‘Bob’ while listening to the show.
- Daniel’s $20 ATM Deposit [00:06:19] — Daniel admits he deposited $20 in single dollar bills, one at a time, not knowing ATMs can count stacks of bills. He was trying to avoid overdrafting his account.
- Financial Advice for Daniel and Carissa [00:08:12] — Dale and Matt try to explain overdraft protection, credit card interest, and basic finance to Daniel and Carissa, who reveal profound gaps in financial knowledge.
- Carissa’s Credit Card Confession [00:13:03] — Carissa reveals she has been paying interest on a $300 credit card balance for years, then announces she wants to start a savings account instead of paying off the debt.
- The College Presentation [00:23:20] — Dale reads the email inviting Daniel and Carissa to give a 50-minute presentation to 2,500 college students on producing a radio show. They plan to wing it.
- CJ Morgan TED Talk Parody [00:36:07] — Dale plays a fake TED Talk video of CJ Morgan vomiting on stage, comparing it to what Daniel and Carissa’s presentation might become.
- Glenn Beck Prophecy [00:41:02] — The show plays clips of Glenn Beck predicting a ‘massive crisis’ and invoking religious symbolism, mocking his apocalyptic predictions and former zoo radio background.
- Cowboys Fans Fighting Video [00:49:21] — Dale shows video of Cowboys fans fighting in the upper deck at Jerry World, with a man in a giant foam cowboy hat throwing punches.
- Jersey Phone Calls [00:53:27] — Callers admit to owning sports jerseys, including Jason Witten, Gale Sayers, Aaron Hernandez, JJ Watt, and Dan Bailey jerseys.
Callers
- Kevin [00:17:38] — Suggests Carissa check out the personal finance subreddit on Reddit Carissa dismisses it saying people on Reddit ‘aren’t very nice’
- Joe [00:18:31] — Comments that Dale is raising children smarter than Carissa Gets hung up on quickly after the insult
- Michael [00:44:56] — Compares Glenn Beck to Pat Robertson Matt agrees Beck is positioning himself to take over Robertson’s religious grift
- Ryan [00:49:33] — Admits to owning a Jason Witten jersey Dale tells him to stop wearing it, Ryan says he only wears it at home with friends
- William [00:50:19] — Owns a Gale Sayers jersey because his wife is related to Sayers Dale accepts this as somewhat reasonable
- Jimmy [00:54:59] — Owns an Aaron Hernandez jersey Makes a failed joke about ‘murdering’ highway 290, gets mocked
- Eli [00:55:32] — Owns a JJ Watt jersey shirt, admits he is 6’4′ and 300 pounds Matt jokes he has a good sense of humor about himself
- unnamed [00:56:15] — Owns a Dan Bailey (Cowboys kicker) jersey because it’s his daughter’s name Dale finds this meta and acceptable
- unnamed female (Milwaukee) [00:56:40] — Owns a BJ Raji Packers jersey Matt suggests she probably looks good in it, unlike men in jerseys
Text Line
- [00:49:23] Called Daniel and Carissa ‘Dumb and Dumber’ and wrote ‘Re-In’ — read by Dale Dudley Dale reads it aloud but says he does not understand what ‘Re-In’ means
Quotes
This country is doomed. Doomed, I tells you.
Dale Dudley [00:10:08]
I thought it was good for my credit to keep paying on it.
Carissa Jade [00:13:03]
I’m not that stupid. I really like, I’m not a stupid person.
Carissa Jade [00:22:32]
We’re going to wing it.
Daniel Gallo [00:30:25]
828 is more than a date. It’s a lifestyle, but it is also a promise.
Glenn Beck [00:42:05]
Part 3: Was This The One
This segment covers a wide range of topics including discussion of guest Sam Levine coming on the show, a Twitter troll Dale has been dealing with for years, a British woman who used a prosthetic penis to trick her friend into sex, Vanessa Williams receiving an apology from Miss America 30+ years after losing her crown over nude photos, and Dale’s nervousness about his new afternoon show. The hosts also discuss Dale’s past relationships and debate podcast content strategy.
Segments
- Show Opening and ACL Fest Passes [00:00:01] — Dale opens the show, mentions it’s Tuesday, and discusses having ACL Fest passes to give away. There’s confusion about whether Connor had trivia prepared.
- Sam Levine Guest Discussion [00:00:56] — The hosts discuss comedian/actor Sam Levine coming on the show tomorrow after Dale had ribbed him about making fun of morning radio. Matt received messages from LA comics about it.
- Twitter Troll Rant [00:05:48] — Dale goes off on a long-time Twitter troll who has been blocked by everyone on the show. The person has been criticizing Dale for 10 years but won’t come on the show to defend their position.
- British Catfishing Story [00:13:13] — The hosts discuss a British woman accused of using blindfolds and a prosthetic penis to trick her friend into having sex by pretending to be a man online.
- Vanessa Williams Miss America Apology [00:19:04] — Discussion of Miss America apologizing to Vanessa Williams 30+ years after she had to resign over nude photos. Dale and the hosts joke about the photos and pageants.
- Miss America Nurse Monologue [00:32:29] — The hosts watch and critique a Miss Colorado contestant who performed an original monologue about being a nurse instead of a traditional talent.
- Dale’s Dating History [00:38:39] — Matt and Bob riff through Dale’s extensive history of failed relationships, listing various women and the bizarre circumstances of each relationship.
- Dale’s Afternoon Show Anxiety [00:44:32] — Dale expresses nervousness about his new afternoon show on the AM station, discussing technical differences and his brand of humor potentially not fitting.
- Immigration Bait and Switch [00:46:42] — Dale plans to do a bit on his afternoon show about illegal immigrants crossing the border, but won’t reveal they’re from Canada to bait callers.
- Canadian Smarties Confusion [00:47:42] — Discussion about Daniel never having American Smarties candy, which are different in Canada where they’re more like giant M&Ms.
- Podcast Content Planning [00:52:05] — Dale proposes a new podcast strategy with different hosts doing different shows on different days, but Matt pushes back wanting to do more content overall.
Recurring Bits
- Head to Head [00:00:33] — Dale mentions bringing Head to Head back this week after Bob says he killed it
- The Sideshow [00:12:00] — Dale asks how the Sideshow went yesterday without him. Later discusses Sideshow content strategy at end of segment.
Guests
- Sam Levine (comedian) [00:01:03] — Actor/comedian scheduled to appear tomorrow after Dale ribbed him about making fun of morning radio. Appeared in Freaks and Geeks, Inglourious Basterds, and does podcasts.
Callers
- Fred [00:50:39] — Questioned Daniel about never having Smarties candy Brief call confirming the confusion about American vs Canadian Smarties
Quotes
Hashtag still blocked hashtag never forget
Dale Dudley [00:09:00]
It’s not what you think
Matt Bearden [00:15:47]
Perhaps as we see a flugelhorn
Matt Bearden [00:24:57]