Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, September 22, 2015
This Show
Part 1: The Fight
Dale and Bob have an on-air confrontation about Dale’s new AM show gig. Bob makes a comment suggesting Dale needs a partner on the AM show, which Dale takes as criticism. The argument escalates into a broader discussion about transparency, Dale feeling unsupported, contract negotiations, and workplace tensions. They eventually air grievances about communication, with Dale explaining the stress of doing two shows and Bob expressing feeling left out of the process. Callers try to offer support.
Segments
- Show open and drone update [00:00:00] — Show opens with intro. Dale mentions taking drone off safe mode and that the FAA heard yesterday’s show and sent a letter about drone safety rules.
- Tension begins over AM show [00:11:00] — Dale starts discussing his AM show stress. Bob makes a comment about Dale needing a partner over there, which Dale takes as passive-aggressive criticism.
- The fight escalates [00:11:36] — Dale and Bob argue about transparency and communication. Dale insists he’s been telling them for months about the AM gig; Bob says there were no details until two weeks ago. Dale feels hurt by Bob’s comments.
- Dale explains his situation [00:22:00] — Dale details his contract negotiations, saying he asked for certain money and benefits but got much less. He explains he’s just trying to stay employed and had no choice but to take the AM gig.
- Bob’s perspective [00:27:00] — Bob explains he made a joke that he thought would get a smile, and he wishes Dale success. He admits it bothers him a little that they weren’t consulted, mentions hearing they considered putting an hour of this show on AM instead.
- Dale vents about management [00:34:00] — Dale explains the harsh reality of his AM deal – promises not kept, low pay, terrible equipment, long commute. He feels like just an employee with no leverage despite record billing months.
- Breaking up the band [00:39:00] — Bob admits it feels like they’re trying to break up the band. Dale insists the FM show is still his priority and he’ll quit the AM if this show becomes secondary.
- Callers weigh in [00:43:30] — John the plumber and other callers try to offer support. Dale and Bob continue to process their feelings about the situation.
Recurring Bits
- Drone Corner [00:01:29] — Dale mentions FAA sent letter after hearing yesterday’s show about drones, discusses flying drone off safety mode last night
Callers
- John (regular) [00:43:30] — Called to tell Dale to ‘stay the course’ and say he loves the AM show and misses Bob’s photography Brief supportive call during tense moment
- Healy [00:44:12] — Called but mostly complained about DVR missing end of Gotham Very brief call, quickly moved on
- Chris [00:45:03] — Called to say they run a good show and FM listeners don’t care about AM, also wanted to talk about gun debate Dale thanked him but had to cut him off for commercial break
Quotes
That hurts my feelings dude. I can’t… that’s like maybe you need a partner because you can’t do it yourself.
Dale Dudley [00:21:00]
You’re lazy if you’re a Republican. Find something that will reinforce what you believe and your bigotry and racism.
Dale Dudley [00:31:48]
It feels like they’re trying to break up the band a little bit, I gotta be honest.
Bob Fonseca [00:39:03]
Part 2: Make Carissa Cry
The hosts struggle through a show distracted by ongoing behind-the-scenes conflicts over commercial scheduling and station procedures. Dale vents frustration about bureaucracy interfering with the show, leading to tense exchanges with staff. The segment includes political correctness rants (John Lennon controversy, Kim Davis interview), middle-aged women in the news (Joyce Mitchell/Shawshank prison break accomplice), and ends with ‘Make Carissa Cry’ – a segment featuring a 92-year-old man singing to his dying wife that makes multiple cast members emotional.
Segments
- Opening Frustration [00:00:12] — Dale opens the show expressing frustration about difficulties doing the show, referencing ongoing behind-the-scenes conflicts that are interfering with radio production.
- Gotham and TV Discussion [00:01:02] — Bob tries to tell a story about the TV show Gotham, leading to discussion of zombie shows and Batman prequels.
- Matt’s Daughter Draws Inappropriate Picture [00:06:57] — Matt tells a story about his kindergarten daughter drawing ‘two men with boobs and penises’ for her teacher, expressing concern about the inevitable parent-teacher conference.
- New York City Pizza Rat [00:07:02] — The crew watches and discusses viral video of a rat dragging a full slice of pizza down subway stairs.
- John Lennon Political Correctness Controversy [00:09:03] — Dale rants about ‘PC police’ going after John Lennon for a 1960s concert where he impersonated disabled people, calling it absurd to criticize someone who has been dead since 1980.
- Commercial Scheduling Conflict Boils Over [00:17:35] — Dale writes an angry email during the show about ongoing commercial scheduling problems, threatening to walk out if the issues continue.
- High School Icy Hot Attack [00:22:33] — Discussion of news story about a high school football player who had Icy Hot smeared on his face during a game.
- Governor Abbott Suggests Cowboys Sign Tebow [00:25:50] — The crew discusses Texas Governor Greg Abbott’s suggestion that the Cowboys sign Tim Tebow to replace injured Tony Romo.
- Middle-Aged Lady News: Joyce Mitchell [00:28:00] — Dale introduces ‘Middle-Aged Lady News’ segment featuring Joyce Mitchell (dubbed ‘Shawshank’), the prison employee who helped two murderers escape, now claiming she was sexually assaulted.
- Caller Seeking Anger Management Advice [00:37:23] — Caller ‘Bear’ asks Dale for advice about dealing with anger issues and finding a therapist. Dale admits he’s also looking for a therapist and struggling with insurance coverage.
- Kim Davis Interview Discussion [00:42:20] — The crew watches and critiques Kim Davis’s interview about refusing to issue same-sex marriage licenses, with Dale challenging her victim narrative.
- Make Carissa Cry: 92-Year-Old Singing to Dying Wife [00:49:58] — The segment designed to make Carissa cry features a video of a 92-year-old man singing to his dying wife in hospice. The crew makes jokes to deflect emotion, but multiple people (including Daniel) end up crying.
- Dale’s Mortality Anxiety [00:54:01] — Dale shares that he’s been experiencing PTSD and panic attacks, including making his wife promise not to sleep with anyone after he dies, which she refused to promise.
Recurring Bits
- Make Carissa Cry [00:49:58] — Segment featuring emotional video of 92-year-old singing to dying wife; successfully made Carissa, Daniel, and others cry despite hosts’ attempts to deflect with humor
Callers
- Bear [00:37:23] — Asked Dale for advice about anger management and finding a therapist Dale admitted he’s also looking for therapy and struggling to find one that takes insurance; advised caller to keep looking until finding the right fit
Text Line
- [00:16:07] Nate Nussbaum texted a pun: ‘How does a rat cut his pizza? With little Caesars’ — read by Matt Bearden Matt praised it as funny and well done, brief moment of levity
Quotes
You cannot kill a zombie
Dale Dudley [00:12:34]
Take heart that he got paid back on 12-8-1980 you self-righteous PC grave digger
Dale Dudley [00:11:34]
If anybody bristles with me again about commercials, I’m walking out the door
Dale Dudley [00:18:19]
Do your goddamn job
Dale Dudley [00:48:49]
Part 3: Jim Bakker
The show wraps with Jim Rett from the Paramount Theatre discussing the historic blade sign lighting ceremony happening that evening. Dale then discovers Jim Bakker’s survival food buckets and calls the sales line live on air, leading to extended mockery of the televangelist’s apocalypse preparedness scam. The segment includes emotional moments with Carissa missing her family, CJ’s date mishap at Bill Burr, and running jokes about the food buckets.
Segments
- ACL tickets and sideshow updates [00:00:00] — Dale discusses ticket giveaways, sideshow podcast plans, and his eBay autograph collecting days including a fake Lucille Ball signature.
- Jim Rett on Paramount blade sign [00:09:09] — Jim Rett discusses the restoration and Wednesday lighting of the historic Paramount Theatre blade sign, missing for 52 years since 1963.
- Bill Burr show discussion [00:21:23] — CJ tells the story of Carissa accidentally revealing his Bill Burr tickets were free media seats from the station, embarrassing him in front of his date.
- Jim Bakker survival food discovery [00:31:00] — Dale discovers Jim Bakker is selling apocalypse survival food buckets and begins playing clips of the televangelist’s fearmongering sales pitches.
- Live call to Jim Bakker line [00:41:49] — Dale calls the Jim Bakker food sales line live on air and talks to Denise about the $3,500 seven-year food supply before hanging up.
- Carissa financial advice bit [00:51:24] — Matt does a mock sales pitch convincing Carissa she could save money by buying Jim Bakker’s food buckets instead of grocery shopping.
Recurring Bits
- People of the Neighborhood [00:09:09] — Jim Rett from the Paramount Theatre introduced with the People of the Neighborhood jingle
- The Sideshow [00:00:27] — Dale mentions plans to change the Tuesday/Thursday podcast format and add listener content
Guests
- Jim Rett (other) [00:09:09] — CEO of the Paramount Theatre discussing the blade sign restoration and lighting ceremony
Callers
- Laurie [00:46:51] — Worked at Academy on Sunset, shared story about Venezuelan customer buying survival gear and ammunition Brief call about preparedness culture, ended quickly
- Denise [00:41:49] — Jim Bakker food sales representative Dale called Dale questioned her about the food products before saying he was passing, she ended with ‘have a blessed day’
Music
- Christopher Cross — Dale requests help getting Christopher Cross on the show, mentions his recent Paramount concert with Eric Johnson
- Patty Griffin — Performing CD release concert at Paramount following blade lighting ceremony
Quotes
Imagine if we did away with the drug war and went after religious charlatans
Dale Dudley [00:32:10]
I know when I get peckish, I go right for a fetus
Dale Dudley [00:36:52]
If it’s worthless, why is he asking for it?
Dale Dudley [00:39:01]