Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, October 6, 2015
Part 2: Carissa and her vagina
The show opened with Dale discussing hangovers and hair-of-the-dog remedies, then pivoted to old announcer voices and how broadcasting styles evolved. The bulk of the segment focused on Carissa’s ongoing vaginal health issues — she revealed she’s been self-treating with home remedies including yogurt, honey, tea tree oil-soaked tampons, and acidophilus pills, despite doctor’s orders. Multiple callers and a doctor phoned in urging her to stop and return to medical care. The final portion featured an interview with documentary filmmaker Billy Corben about his film ‘Dawg Fight,’ which chronicles illegal backyard bare-knuckle fights in Miami.
Segments
- Hangover science [00:00:01] — Dale discusses an Atlantic article about hangover research, hair of the dog remedies, and why Mexican food might help cure hangovers.
- Old announcer voices [00:02:02] — Discussion of the mid-century ‘announcer voice’ that died out, influenced by actors like Betty Davis and ended with figures like Rod Serling speaking naturally.
- Diane Rehm apology [00:06:36] — Dale mocks NPR host Diane Rehm’s voice, then learns she has spasmodic dysphonia and apologizes profusely.
- Free fishing day fiasco [00:07:45] — Dale spent $90 on fishing licenses the day before free fishing day in Texas, discovering his mistake via Facebook.
- Alanis Morissette turns 20 [00:10:10] — The hosts discuss Jagged Little Pill turning 20 years old, analyzing the stalker-like lyrics and comparing it to other 90s women artists.
- McKinney pool cop [00:16:29] — Brief discussion of the McKinney, Texas pool incident cop doing a barrel roll and eventually quitting.
- Stump removal fail video [00:17:19] — The crew watches a video of someone trying to pull a stump with an SUV; the stump lands in the back of the vehicle.
- Religious nutter clips tease [00:18:47] — Dale teases upcoming audio: Pat Robertson on miscarriages, Glenn Beck on martyred preachers, and Bryan Fisher blaming Obama for McKinney.
- Cryotherapy discussion [00:20:59] — Dale asks about cryotherapy for his back pain; the crew discusses the treatment and their advertiser relationship.
- Carissa’s vaginal infection saga begins [00:24:26] — Carissa reveals she’s been treating a three-week vaginal infection with home remedies including yogurt, honey, acidophilus pills, tea tree oil, and hydrogen peroxide instead of following doctor’s orders.
- Callers weigh in on Carissa [00:34:38] — Multiple callers including Kristen, Anne, and Dr. Tom (an emergency medicine physician) urge Carissa to stop home treatments and return to her doctor, warning of potential necrotic tissue.
- Billy Corben interview [00:42:34] — Documentary filmmaker Billy Corben discusses his film ‘Dawg Fight’ about illegal bare-knuckle backyard fights in Miami, the community it served, and the socioeconomic context.
Guests
- Billy Corben (other) [00:42:34] — Documentary filmmaker discussing his film ‘Dawg Fight’ about Miami backyard bare-knuckle fighting; also known for ‘Cocaine Cowboys’ and ESPN 30 for 30 films
Callers
- Jason [00:28:39] — Called about cryotherapy but was cut off Dale hung up on him for being too slow, saying they’d moved on to Carissa’s vagina
- Kristen [00:34:38] — Carissa’s vaginal infection treatment Urged Carissa to stop putting things in there and let her body heal naturally
- Anne [00:39:00] — Carissa’s pH balance issues Woman who had a hysterectomy warned Carissa about disrupting vaginal pH balance with constant treatments
- Tom [00:40:08] — Medical advice for Carissa Emergency medicine doctor with 11 years experience warned Carissa about necrotic tissue, told her to stop home remedies and follow doctor’s orders only; criticized WebMD
- Roger [00:51:52] — Documentary projects question for Billy Corben Asked Billy when he knows to pull the plug on a documentary that isn’t working out
Quotes
You have been putting pills in your cooter.
Carissa Jade [00:20:56]
There are people who eat their own poo.
Dale Dudley [00:26:46]
I’m willing to try anything. I’ll put anything up there if it might help.
Carissa Jade [00:31:51]
A tea tree soaked tampon.
Carissa Jade [00:41:18]
I retired when I was about 15 to pursue my dreams of being the first Jewish backyard fighter.
Billy Corben [00:54:33]