Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, January 6, 2016
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The January 6, 2016 show features Dale ranting about Russian hacking, Trump, and social media arguments that kept him up the night before. The hosts discuss Dale’s diet struggles, Bob’s upcoming company trip to Cancun, and smart appliances. They close with an extended ‘Animal Cavalcade’ segment featuring videos of a fat raccoon, a cat attack, firefighter dog CPR, and other animal clips.
Segments
- Show Open [00:00:27] — Bob does the elaborate opening introducing the cast and Dale, who complains about not being able to sleep for two nights in a row.
- Heating Bills and Home Utilities [00:03:00] — Dale and Bob compare heating strategies and costs. Dale rants about being gouged by his former neighborhood’s private water and propane companies.
- Dale’s Diet and Money Regrets [00:05:58] — Dale discusses being on a diet with his wife, going into ketosis, and obsessing at night about money wasted on trips with uninterested women and drinks.
- Russian Hacking Rant [00:12:34] — Dale launches into an extended tirade about people who deny Russian hacking, calling them ‘fake patriots’ who obsessed over Benghazi but now dismiss intelligence agencies.
- Kill Switch Documentary [00:16:30] — Dale recommends the documentary ‘Kill Switch’ about internet surveillance and Edward Snowden, contrasting him with Julian Assange.
- Dragon Lady Tea Story [00:23:39] — The hosts reminisce about old shock jock stunts, including making an intern drink tea brewed with a listener’s 11-day-old underwear, and other hazing rituals like ‘baby bird’ and ‘snot shot.’
- Smart Appliances Discussion [00:31:53] — The crew discusses new smart home appliances including Samsung’s four-in-one washer/dryer and GE’s smart oven. Dale needs a new washer gasket but won’t repair it himself.
- Audience of One Arrival [00:33:37] — Gabriel arrives early for the ‘Audience of One’ segment. Daniel tries to introduce him despite already having met him.
- Bob’s Cancun Trip [00:37:01] — Bob’s wife won the President’s Club again, earning them a trip to Cancun. Bob wants to use sick days since he’s out of vacation time.
- Animal Cavalcade [00:41:16] — Extended segment featuring videos: an overweight raccoon falling from a tree, a cat attacking a kid on Christmas morning, a cat rescued from a power pole, tapirs engaged in sexual activity, a firefighter performing CPR on a smoke-inhalation dog, migrating crabs covering an island, and a dog eating a banana like a human.
Recurring Bits
- Animal Cavalcade [00:41:16] — Extended segment with multiple animal videos Dale had saved all week, including fat raccoon, cat attacks, dog CPR, crabs, and banana-eating dog
- Audience of One [00:33:37] — Gabriel arrives early to sit in studio as a paying listener
- The Sideshow [00:27:02] — Dale thanks Carissa for arranging surprise dancers at a recent Sideshow podcast taping
Quotes
I cannot sleep man. It’s two nights in a row.
Dale Dudley [00:02:03]
When you wake up on a Saturday or Sunday morning, there’s never a time if you didn’t drink you go man I sure wish I drank last night.
Dale Dudley [00:07:29]
I truly believe that the Internet is Satan incarnate and I agree with him.
Dale Dudley [00:15:24]
You’re a sycophantic loser if you believe a fake businessman fraud who hasn’t given anything to charity over our intelligence people.
Dale Dudley [00:18:56]