Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, August 29, 2016
This Show
Part 1: Adrenal fatigue
Dale reveals he has dangerously low cortisol levels and discusses possible adrenal fatigue diagnosis from Dr. Shaw. Daniel Gallo returns from vacation in Vancouver but disappoints the hosts with lack of interesting stories, mainly talking about furniture and admitting his fear of gondolas. The show includes Pop Cop, discussion of various viral videos, and they tease announcing a 2017 cruise at 8 o’clock. Carissa is present but suffering from a severe headache.
Segments
- Show open and Dale’s health news [00:00:17] — Dale announces Dr. Shaw called on Sunday about his blood work showing the lowest cortisol levels the doctor has ever seen, along with other concerning markers. The hosts discuss possible adrenal fatigue and Dale’s symptoms.
- Carissa’s migraine [00:12:12] — Carissa is visibly ill with what appears to be a severe migraine or possible dehydration from eight hours of dance rehearsal the previous day.
- Daniel’s Vancouver trip debrief [00:12:34] — Daniel returns from Vancouver but struggles to provide interesting stories or facts, mainly discussing restaurants he can’t remember and his fear of ski lifts and gondolas.
- Fear of gondolas and ski lifts [00:15:00] — Daniel explains his intense fear of gondolas and ski lifts, leading Dale to look up gondola accidents at Whistler to justify (or worsen) Daniel’s fears.
- Animal Cavalcade mention [00:24:18] — Daniel references a sea lion that jumped on a boat in Vancouver that was featured on Animal Cavalcade while he was away.
- Beachcombers – Canadian TV show [00:26:00] — Daniel discovered a Canadian TV show called ‘Beachcombers’ that his wife watched as a child, describes it as the ‘Baywatch of the Northwest’ about the logging industry.
- Sports highlights [00:30:00] — Dale shows various sports videos including a high school fake punt flip, a baseball player getting hit in the groin, and introduces ‘bossa ball’ – volleyball on trampolines.
- Sectional furniture discussion [00:40:00] — Daniel reveals he wants to buy a sectional sofa after seeing apartments in Vancouver, leading to an extended discussion about furniture shopping and chaise lounges.
- Pop Cop – MTV VMAs recap [00:47:33] — Pop Cop appears to cover the MTV Video Music Awards, Kanye West’s speech, Taylor Swift’s absence, and other celebrity news.
- Megyn Kelly fake news story [00:52:00] — Dale discusses what appears to be a fake viral story on Facebook about Megyn Kelly being fired that many people are believing and commenting on.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:47:33] — Covers MTV Video Music Awards, Kanye West speech, Taylor Swift, Bruce Springsteen, and Burning Man
- Animal Cavalcade [00:24:18] — Daniel references a sea lion jumping on a boat in Vancouver that was featured while he was away
Callers
- Paul [00:22:54] — Called about cortisol and anxiety, mentioned he learned about cortisol from Dale previously and experiences morning anxiety on his commute Brief exchange where Dale reassures him they are there for him every morning
Quotes
He said the lowest cortisol he’s ever seen
Dale Dudley [00:06:12]
I can’t give you sympathy if I can’t tell you what it is
Bob Fonseca [00:19:37]
For the first time in my life I’m getting to know another city besides my own
Daniel Gallo [00:28:03]
Part 2: Lemonade Stand and Kaepernick
Part 2 focuses heavily on the 2016 presidential race and social/political topics. Dale and Bob announce their August 2017 comedy cruise to the Gulf with comedians Mike McRae and Jimmy Roulette (coming out of retirement). The hosts discuss Colin Kaepernick’s protest during the National Anthem, Facebook’s algorithm changes and fake news, Trump’s outreach to African Americans, and Alex Jones’s response to Jimmy Kimmel’s pickle jar bit. The show also features angry customer voicemails about defective toys and a bizarre news story about clown sightings in South Carolina.
Segments
- Show Open and Father-in-Law Visit [00:00:02] — Dale opens the show complaining about his wife inviting Chase (presumably a station employee) to his father-in-law’s house without asking, describing the awkwardness and the politically incorrect decor.
- Lemonade Stand Gift and Sully Movie [00:05:40] — Dale talks about his daughter receiving a lemonade stand for her birthday, leading into customer service voicemails. Discussion about the Sully movie trailer playing repeatedly and Bob’s theory about Hollywood targeting conservative audiences.
- Angry Toy Customer Voicemails [00:07:00] — Dale plays voicemails from furious customers calling a toy distributor about defective products, including broken dollhouses and a father’s Christmas Eve meltdown over a Barbie mansion assembly.
- Millennial Whoop Music Phenomenon [00:13:42] — Discussion of the ‘millennial whoop’ – a musical pattern (5th to 3rd note) repeated in popular songs that makes them feel instantly familiar.
- Megyn Kelly Fake News Story [00:16:04] — Dale and Bob discuss a trending fake Facebook story claiming Fox News fired Megyn Kelly for supporting Hillary Clinton, explaining how Facebook’s new algorithm allowed fake news through after firing human curators.
- Colin Kaepernick Anthem Protest [00:22:23] — Extended discussion of Kaepernick refusing to stand for the National Anthem to protest treatment of African Americans. Dale defends Kaepernick’s right to his own worldview and criticizes Trump’s response to Dwyane Wade’s cousin’s shooting.
- Citizenship and Immigration [00:27:37] — Daniel challenges claims that becoming a US citizen is easy, noting his wife has been a legal resident for 25 years and still cannot get citizenship despite paying taxes.
- Trump on African American Issues [00:28:06] — The hosts play and critique Trump clips promising to fix problems in African American communities, with Dale pointing out Trump’s history of housing discrimination.
- MSNBC KFC Ad Fail [00:33:19] — Playing a clip where MSNBC accidentally cut from an interview about race to a KFC commercial featuring the colonel, creating an extremely awkward moment.
- Alex Jones Pickle Jar Conspiracy [00:35:05] — Long segment playing Alex Jones’s response to Jimmy Kimmel’s Hillary Clinton pickle jar bit, with Jones claiming the jar was pre-opened and Kimmel mocking him in return.
- Comedy Cruise Announcement [00:46:05] — Major announcement of the August 2017 Dudley and Bob with Matt Comedy Cruise on Royal Caribbean, departing from Galveston to Roatan, Costa Maya, and Cozumel, featuring Mike McRae and Jimmy Roulette coming out of retirement.
- Dale’s Daughter Playing in the Tub [00:56:00] — Dale plays audio of his daughter doing voices and playing with dolls in the bathtub, noting it happens constantly.
- Round Rock Library Incident [01:01:45] — Discussion of a man fondling himself at Round Rock Library while watching women, with jokes about the suspect photo resembling Chuy.
- Greenville Clown Sightings [01:03:42] — News story about clowns allegedly trying to lure children into the woods in South Carolina, compared to the Leprechaun Flute viral video, with skepticism about the hysteria.
Recurring Bits
- Trump Dump [00:28:06] — Multiple Trump clips played and discussed, though not formally labeled as Trump Dump segment
Callers
- Mike [01:09:16] — Called about the clown warning distinguishing between ‘a clown’ and ‘a person dressed in clown clothing’ Led to brief discussion about the difference between certified clowns and people in costume
Quotes
Everybody on social media is insane. You’re insane.
Dale Dudley [00:20:03]
Why does Colin Kaepernick need to have your worldview? You’ve never walked in his shoes.
Dale Dudley [00:22:35]
I finally checked out of this race. Just let me know what the results are in November.
Bob Fonseca [00:31:28]
This is how the hysteria started over the Salem Witch Trials.
Bob Fonseca [01:07:11]
Part 3: Comedy Cruise and Clown Firefighters
Dale discusses his low cortisol diagnosis and how he ruined a tender moment with his wife while discussing a PSA he recorded about mental health. The hosts debate Texas liquor laws and Walmart’s lawsuit against the TABC to sell liquor. They discuss Ann Coulter’s brutal roasting at Rob Lowe’s Comedy Central roast, and review several videos including a fight in Amsterdam, a Canadian ketchup cake recipe, and the origin story of Hidden Valley Ranch dressing. Bob and the team reveal they’ve made all the decisions for the film festival without Dale.
Segments
- Dale’s Cortisol Issues and Tender Moment [00:00:03] — Dale discusses his cortisol deficiency diagnosis from Dr. Shaw and how he accidentally snapped at his wife when she was trying to express sympathy after watching his mental health PSA video.
- Ann Coulter Roast Jokes [00:07:11] — The hosts read through the harshest jokes from Ann Coulter’s appearance at Rob Lowe’s Comedy Central roast, including brutal lines from Jimmy Carr, Pete Davidson, and others. Daniel notes that Pete Davidson’s father died on 9-11.
- Texas Liquor Laws and Walmart Lawsuit [00:10:41] — Discussion of Walmart’s federal lawsuit against the TABC to sell liquor in Texas stores. The hosts debate the TABC’s regulations, including a new app for reporting violations, and compare Texas laws to other states like Utah, Louisiana, and South Carolina.
- Film Festival Programming Complete [00:23:40] — Bob and Matt reveal they made all the film festival decisions without Dale, with Bob overruling everyone’s consensus number one pick.
- Canadian Ketchup Cake Video [00:28:49] — The hosts watch and react to a video about Canada’s ketchup cake recipe, including a tutorial by a vegan creator who won’t taste his own creation.
- Hidden Valley Ranch Origin Story [00:32:00] — Video reveals that Hidden Valley Ranch dressing actually came from a real ranch in California, created by Steve Hunson in Alaska and later sold to Clorox for $8 million in 1973.
Callers
- Steve (regular) [00:22:50] — Called about seeing alcohol sold at Walmart in Missouri while on vacation Dale acknowledged his point about different state laws. Steve admitted he was the caller who accidentally cursed on air previously, causing Matt to spill water.
- Buzz [00:25:29] — Remembered a Mexican restaurant on Koenig near Dart Bowl that used to sell margaritas through the drive-thru about 20 years ago Bob confirmed he remembered it, noting it was across from a Honda dealership and that Charlie used to talk about it. The place got busted.
Quotes
He says that’s what you use to deal with stress. And you’re tanked out.
Dale Dudley [00:01:08]
The only person you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave.
Dale Dudley [00:08:29]
Why as adults do we have an agency with nutty rules about a legal drug?
Dale Dudley [00:15:01]