Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, September 16, 2016
This Show
Part 1: Cannibalism and Family History
Dale discusses family history discoveries from ancestry.com, revealing his great-great-grandfather had 19 children and his Uncle Pat fathered a secret child. The crew discusses Jamestown cannibalism after Daniel admits he’d eat human meat if it were legal. They debate upcoming obligations for a thinkery fundraiser gala that evening. Fast Food Fanatic covers state fair-themed restaurants coming to Walmart and other food trends.
Segments
- Opening and Smart Lamp Discussion [00:00:00] — Dale talks about his new Korean smart lamp from Touch of Modern that has motion sensors and struggles with setup. The crew discusses the upcoming thinkery gala and Dale’s room reservation.
- Who Will Know It, Man Contest Setup [00:09:21] — Dale announces a new quiz game called ‘Who Will Know It, Man’ for ACL tickets, featuring fifth-grade level questions that Daniel and Carissa will answer during commercial breaks.
- Jamestown Cannibalism Discussion [00:12:22] — Dale brings up a 2013 article about Jamestown colonists cannibalizing a 14-year-old girl during the starving time. Daniel admits he would eat human if it were legal, leading to extended joking about him eating the girl.
- Ancestry Discoveries – 19 Children [00:21:02] — Dale reveals his great-great-grandfather Robert James Dudley had 19 children with one wife from 1883 to the early 1900s. He explains this helps him understand his father’s harsh upbringing and lack of compassion.
- Uncle Pat’s Secret Child [00:26:27] — Dale reveals DNA testing discovered his Uncle Pat had a secret child outside his marriage. Dale shares photos of Pat, whom his wife found attractive, and jokes about Pat being a philanderer.
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:33:05] — Coverage of Walmart opening state fair-themed restaurants, donut ice cream cones coming to Austin, the history of potato chip invention, and Korean trend of watching people eat online.
- Chuy and Colleen Dating Update Issue [00:42:01] — Dale discovers that a scheduled call with Colleen may not happen because Daniel put it on the schedule before confirming it with her. Dale scolds the production team about confirming guests before scheduling.
- Salado Texas Discussion [00:44:02] — Daniel continues promoting Salado as a hidden gem, calling it ‘the Wimberley of the North,’ which annoys the rest of the crew who insist everyone already knows about Salado.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:33:05] — Coverage of Walmart state fair restaurants, donut ice cream cones, potato chip history, watching people eat in Korea, and hamburger pizza
- Who Will Know It, Man [00:09:21] — New game show being introduced where callers guess whether Daniel or Carissa will answer fifth-grade quiz questions correctly for ACL tickets
Quotes
My people called it corn. Oh wait, I can’t say that anymore, can I?
Dale Dudley [00:13:00]
You essentially treated that girl like veal. You didn’t even allow her to mature.
Carissa Jade [00:17:29]
You didn’t have kids because you loved kids. You had kids as workers.
Dale Dudley [00:25:00]
Part 3: Special Guest Joey Coco Diaz
Joey Coco Diaz joins the show for an extended interview. The hosts discuss Chuy’s upcoming date with Jenna, making final arrangements for limo service and dinner at ALC Steaks. Joey shares stories about fatherhood, the changing landscape of television and film work, his podcast ‘Church of What’s Happening Now,’ and extensive tales from his wild past in Colorado involving drugs, violence, and eventually making amends with people he’d wronged, including the man he kidnapped.
Segments
- Pre-show food talk and fart porn video [00:00:04] — Dale discusses getting fat in radio while eating food from General Soboy. The hosts watch a bizarre video about a man wanting to be in ‘fart porn’ who goes by ‘Thursday Lane.’
- Jenna calls in about the date with Chuy [00:04:05] — Jenna, the hairstylist who won the date with Chuy, calls to discuss arrangements. Dale confirms limo service and dinner at ALC Steaks. The hosts worry both are too shy and it will be a disaster.
- Brian Fischer claims Hillary Clinton has ‘demonic influence’ [00:17:22] — Dale plays audio of religious commentator Brian Fischer claiming Hillary Clinton has opened herself to demonic possession. Dale expresses frustration with religious figures making political statements.
- Jim Bakker says God told him the polls could be wrong [00:19:41] — Audio of Jim Bakker claiming God spoke to him about the election, telling him ‘the polls could be wrong.’ The hosts mock the vagueness of the supposed divine message.
- Joey Coco Diaz arrives [00:24:11] — Comedian Joey Coco Diaz joins the show. Discussion begins with fatherhood and how daughters behave differently around mothers versus fathers.
- The changing TV and film industry [00:29:46] — Joey discusses how the television and film business has dried up for character actors, with low budgets, difficult schedules, and diminishing returns making it hard to justify the work.
- Joey’s podcast and Colorado stories setup [00:34:42] — Discussion of Joey’s ‘Church of What’s Happening Now’ podcast and transition into stories about the violent underbelly of Colorado in the 1980s.
- Kidnapping victim interview and making amends [00:38:32] — Joey discusses interviewing the man he kidnapped (Vela) on his podcast after years of trying to make amends. He shares philosophy on when people are ready to accept apologies.
- Reconciling with his uncle [00:43:54] — Joey tells the story of not speaking to his blood uncle for 25 years after pulling guns on each other, then reconciling, then falling out again over a Thanksgiving misunderstanding.
- Colorado cocaine empire stories [00:48:04] — Joey shares detailed stories about the 1980s cocaine scene in Colorado, including Steve Grabo who was making millions and was eventually killed by a car bomb.
- The tombs jail story [00:57:20] — Joey recounts being in ‘the tombs’ jail in New York after his friend hit an undercover cop with a chicken parmesan sandwich, and watching Mark D’Onofrio intimidate everyone by taking someone’s chair.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:00:04] — Dale references the cookie thing they did on the Sideshow
Guests
- Joey Coco Diaz (comedian) [00:24:11] — Performing at Cap City Comedy Club this weekend, discussed fatherhood, the entertainment industry, and his wild past in Colorado
Callers
- Jenna [00:04:05] — Calling in about her upcoming date with Chuy this Saturday Confirmed arrangements for limo and dinner. Hosts worried the date will be awkward since both are shy.
- Corey [00:59:03] — Wanted to ask Joey Coco Diaz a question Dale had to cut him off due to time constraints before he could ask his question
Text Line
- [00:22:18] CJ suggested they should send Chuy and Jenna to the comedy club for their date — read by Dale Dudley Dale noted it was too late to add to the plans, expressing frustration that suggestions come late in the planning process
- [00:22:05] Amanda sent a picture of a truck covered in handmade anti-Hillary bumper stickers — read by Dale Dudley Dale read off the various messages on the truck, mocking the homemade approach
Quotes
I’d like to go by the name Thursday Lane
Joey Coco Diaz [00:10:22]
She has a certain way of saying go to hell. No thank you.
Joey Coco Diaz [00:25:04]
I came to terms with what I did to my mother at that age. So I believe in karma.
Joey Coco Diaz [00:28:00]
Aspen was the cocaine capital of the country
Joey Coco Diaz [00:52:00]