Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Thursday, September 15, 2016
This Show
Part 2: The Worst of the Boss and Politics
This part covers Bruce Springsteen rankings, political discussion about Russian hacking of the RNC/DNC, Jim Bakker claiming God wants Trump as president, speed dating advice for Chuy, and various local Austin stories including Williamson County running out of marriage license paper. The hosts also tested whether the NFL shop would allow ‘Harambe’ versus ‘Hernandez’ on custom jerseys, and reacted to a viral video of a teenager receiving a car.
Segments
- Technical Difficulties and Missing Intern [00:00:00] — Dale returns from break to find phones unanswered because the intern didn’t show up. Computer issues before the break as well.
- Football Field Streaker Audio [00:00:41] — Dale plays audio of a play-by-play announcer calling a drunk man running onto the field, described as the most exciting moment of the Rams-49ers game.
- Pop Cop [00:02:19] — Matt performs the Pop Cop segment, covering celebrity birthdays and pop culture news with characteristic jokes.
- Bruce Springsteen Song Rankings [00:08:42] — Discussion of Vulture’s ranking of all 314 Bruce Springsteen songs, with Bob reacting to the list and debating choices.
- Mental Health Discussion [00:10:10] — Dale discusses Bruce Springsteen opening up about depression and medication, connecting it to his own OK2SAY mental health video project with Mayor Acevedo.
- Chuy’s Speed Date Preparation [00:16:08] — The hosts advise Chuy on his upcoming date, suggesting he call instead of just texting, discussing his outfit plans, and addressing his insecurities.
- South Park on the Election [00:21:03] — Dale plays a clip from the previous night’s South Park episode satirizing the 2016 election as a choice between ‘a giant douche and a turd sandwich.’
- Michael McCaul on Russian Hacking [00:23:09] — Dale plays audio of Rep. Michael McCaul stating on CNN that Russians hacked both the DNC and RNC, then later claiming he misspoke.
- Pastor Shuts Down Trump [00:28:05] — Audio of a Flint pastor stopping Donald Trump from politicizing during his church visit, enforcing the no-politics-from-pulpit rule.
- Texas Polling on Border Wall [00:30:05] — Discussion of Austin American-Statesman poll showing 59% of Texans oppose building the border wall.
- Glenn Beck on Obama [00:31:43] — Dale plays Glenn Beck saying Obama hates America because ‘he grew up with a monkey and a parrot,’ sparking a discussion about patriotism and criticism.
- Jim Bakker: God Wants Trump [00:36:58] — Audio of televangelist Jim Bakker and guest Zach Drew claiming God would elect Trump, but Hillary would be God’s punishment for America.
- NFL Blocks Harambe Jerseys [00:44:38] — The hosts discover the NFL blocks customizing jerseys with ‘Harambe’ but allows ‘Hernandez’ (convicted murderer) and blocks ‘Hitler.’
- Moped Road Rage [00:48:35] — Local news story about a road rage incident involving a man on a motorized bike with a knife, with the visual of the tiny bike on a giant tow truck.
- Teenage Girl Gets Car [00:50:01] — Viral video of parents pranking their daughter before giving her a car for her birthday, with her extremely emotional (balloon-like) reaction.
- Williamson County Out of Marriage Licenses [00:56:47] — Local news story about Williamson County running out of the special paper needed to print marriage licenses due to a vendor mix-up.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:02:19] — Matt delivers pop culture news in character, covering Tommy Lee Jones, Dan Marino, Prince Harry birthdays, and various celebrity stories
Quotes
Stop being afraid to talk about mental health with other people.
Dale Dudley [00:12:43]
Pointing out we’re not perfect is loving your country.
Dale Dudley [00:34:53]
If I ever snap, I won’t go after innocents.
Dale Dudley [00:39:02]
Part 3: Danny Trejo for President
Danny Trejo visits to promote his speaking event at a council on at-risk youth (CARI), sharing stories about his past struggles with addiction, his rise in Hollywood, and his commitment to helping others. The interview covers his childhood, prison time, journey to sobriety, and unexpected acting career. After Danny leaves, the hosts run a contest for ACL passes, discuss speed dating with CJ’s exes, hear CJ’s prank call, and cover animal stories including bed bugs at a Walmart scooter.
Segments
- Danny Trejo Interview Begins [00:00:00] — Dale welcomes Danny Trejo to the studio, mentioning their previous film work connections and Danny’s appearance tonight at a council on at-risk youth.
- Early Drug Use [00:00:55] — Danny reveals his uncle introduced him to marijuana at age eight and heroin by age twelve, discussing how kids choose bad role models.
- Prison and Redemption [00:03:41] — Danny explains how he made a deal to dedicate his life to helping others while in prison, leading to everything good that has happened to him.
- Breaking Into Film [00:04:08] — Danny describes how helping a kid stay clean on the set of Runaway Train led to training Eric Roberts how to box and his first acting role.
- Family and Texas Connection [00:09:41] — Danny discusses his family being mostly from San Antonio, with his grandfather bringing pregnant women to Texas in the 1940s hoping the state would secede.
- Event Promotion [00:11:16] — The hosts promote Danny’s speaking event tonight at One World Theater with Brian Garr, discussing CARI (council on at-risk youth).
- Robert Rodriguez and Machete [00:13:01] — Discussion of the Machete films and Robert Rodriguez’s portrayal of Rick Perry, which led to Texas cutting film funding.
- Storks and Animated Work [00:13:28] — Danny promotes his new animated movie Storks, discussing the lucrative nature of animated films.
- Mom’s Validation [00:15:18] — Danny shares how his mother finally accepted his acting career after he appeared on The Young and the Restless, even taking her to the Machete premiere.
- ACL Contest Setup [00:20:14] — Dale sets up a contest for three-day ACL passes, asking what listener action made Daniel angry at ACL years ago.
- Contest Winner [00:23:37] — Serena wins the contest by correctly identifying that someone took a picture of Daniel getting food at ACL VIP section.
- Speed Dating Planning [00:26:02] — CJ reveals he’s lined up four women for next week’s speed dating segment: a hookup buddy, a girl who cut it off, a girl he ghosted, and one who went crazy over the show.
- CJ’s Prank Call [00:29:25] — CJ plays his prank call to a telemarketer where he pretends to be tickled during a survey.
- Animal Cavalcade Introduction [00:36:01] — The segment begins with stories about animals, starting with a man who mailed dead skunks and raccoons after not getting a teaching job.
- Goldfish Surgery Story [00:44:00] — Discussion of an Australian woman who spent $500 to save her pet goldfish that swallowed a pebble.
- Sex-Crazed Tortoise [00:45:48] — Story about a 100-year-old Galapagos tortoise who fathered over 800 babies and saved his species.
- Bed Bugs at Walmart [00:51:00] — Extended discussion and video of bed bugs found on motorized scooter seats at a Phoenix Walmart, with detailed advice on prevention.
Recurring Bits
- Animal Cavalcade [00:36:01] — Multiple animal stories including dead animals mailed as harassment, goldfish surgery, sex-crazed tortoise, and bed bugs on Walmart scooters
Guests
- Danny Trejo (other) [00:00:00] — Actor promoting his speaking engagement at CARI (council on at-risk youth) and discussing his life journey from addiction and prison to Hollywood success
Callers
- Serena [00:23:37] — ACL contest – identifying what made Daniel angry at ACL Won three-day ACL passes by correctly identifying that someone took a picture of Daniel getting food at ACL
- unnamed [00:27:12] — Complaining about contest outcome Angry that Serena won without giving the exact right answer; said they were the caller from yesterday who left out the Y in Mighty
- unnamed [00:27:43] — Delayed stream and contest timing Complained about being on the delayed sidestream and missing the contest, then asked Bob about getting high and listening to music
Quotes
Most kids just have a bad chooser and choose bad role models
Danny Trejo [00:01:53]
Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of helping someone else
Danny Trejo [00:03:52]
I am the mean Chicano dude with tattoos
Danny Trejo [00:06:34]
Machete don’t dance
Danny Trejo [00:13:17]
Every morning I wake up and ask the good Lord, please let me sign every autograph
Danny Trejo [00:16:01]