Dudley and Bob

Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, October 10, 2016

This Show


Part 1: 13th and UT Football

Dale returns from ACL weekend fired up about the Trump Access Hollywood tape and splits with his father-in-law over politics. The cast discusses Charlie Strong’s future at UT after another loss, with Bob arguing Texas has become a ‘cesspool’ for coaches. Dale urges listeners to watch the documentary ’13th’ about systemic racism. Animal Cavalcade features turkey drops, a 31-year-old cat, and a chicken head in someone’s Buffalo Wild Wings order.

Segments

  • ACL Weekend Recovery [00:01:18] — Dale discusses being hungover and in pain from ACL, staying in VIP all weekend. Matt overdid it as well. Dale mentions running into various Austin radio personalities.
  • Other Show Off Again [00:04:12] — Discussion about another show being off for what Dale suggests is a nine-week vacation, with the hosts working ACL weekends.
  • Lost the Babysitter [00:06:41] — Dale reveals his daughter peed on his sister at a movie, and hints at losing their other babysitter (father-in-law) over political arguments about Trump.
  • Trump Tape Fallout [00:07:04] — Dale says he got into it with his father-in-law over Trump, both on Facebook and via phone with Amanda. They may have lost their babysitter over the political dispute.
  • Dallas Cowboys Win [00:09:48] — Dale watched the Cowboys beat Cincinnati 28-7 with rookies Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott, arguing Tony Romo shouldn’t come back.
  • PUSSY Dump Email [00:16:28] — Dale reveals they got an email from the company lawyer saying they can’t use the word ‘pussy’ on air, even though Trump said it everywhere. Dale responded calling them ‘corporate pussies.’
  • Documentary ’13th’ Recommendation [00:17:28] — Dale strongly urges everyone to watch the Netflix documentary ’13th’ about the 13th Amendment and systemic racism. He admits he used to be dismissive of Black Lives Matter but the film opened his eyes.
  • Charlie Strong and UT Football [00:22:27] — Discussion of Charlie Strong’s future after losses. Kirk Herbstreit called the UT coaching situation a ‘cesspool.’ Bob argues Texas has become toxic for coaches; Dale says it happens at every major program.
  • Animal Cavalcade [00:26:55] — Multiple animal stories: Arkansas turkey drop tradition, 31-year-old cat named Nutmeg, McDonald’s brawl with baby raccoon, man releasing 285 snakes, and Jared Cook finding a fried chicken head in his Buffalo Wild Wings order.
  • Shepard Smith Hurricane Rant [00:41:13] — They play Shep Smith’s dramatic warning about Hurricane Matthew: ‘you and everyone you know are dead… and your kids die too.’

Recurring Bits

  • Animal Cavalcade [00:26:55] — Featured turkey drops in Arkansas, world’s oldest cat, McDonald’s brawl with raccoon, snake release, and chicken head at Buffalo Wild Wings

Quotes

First time ever I went home Friday and said I cannot wait to be back Monday morning

Dale Dudley [00:01:34]

I don’t get people where your response to a guy who claims to sexually assault women is Bill Clinton

Dale Dudley [00:18:49]

I’m always trying to learn and find out if I’m right. I challenge my beliefs

Dale Dudley [00:21:16]

I’ve been a horrible womanizer. I’ve never bragged about assaulting someone

Dale Dudley [00:42:43]


Part 2: Debate talk!

This part of the show is dominated by discussion of Donald Trump’s leaked Access Hollywood tape and the second presidential debate. Dale is particularly fired up, discussing the tape’s content, his father-in-law’s defense of Trump, and Facebook arguments with listeners. The hosts also cover U2’s updated concert incorporating Trump references, the MoPac express lanes being advertised with a message NOT to use them regularly, and various debate-related clips and reactions.

Segments

  • Opening – Big Sweep Confusion [00:00:00] — Dale accidentally plays the big sweep sounder during what should be the small sweep. Bob teases him about being anxious to discuss weekend news.
  • Viral Videos and Nike Power Laces [00:03:00] — Dale shares a video of a man riding a big wheel on a Philadelphia freeway and discusses Nike’s raffle for self-lacing shoes benefiting Parkinson’s research.
  • Access Hollywood Tape Discussion Begins [00:06:00] — Dale says Friday was the first time in his career he was excited to get on air Monday, but after the debate he’s exhausted. The hosts begin dissecting the Trump tape and its fallout.
  • The Original Trump Tape [00:07:00] — The show plays portions of the Access Hollywood tape with Trump and Billy Bush, with certain words bleeped per corporate directive.
  • Corporate Email About Language [00:11:00] — Dale reads the corporate lawyer’s email instructing stations to bleep certain words from the Trump tape, expressing frustration that adults can’t hear newsworthy content.
  • Anna Navarro vs. Scotty Nell Hughes [00:17:00] — The show plays a CNN clip where Republican commentator Anna Navarro uses the actual word from the tape on air while arguing with Trump surrogate Scotty Nell Hughes, who complains her daughter is listening.
  • Joe Heck and the Booing Lady [00:24:00] — Audio of Nevada Rep. Joe Heck denouncing Trump, with one persistent woman booing throughout his speech.
  • 1998 Trump on Bill Clinton [00:28:00] — The show plays tape of Trump in 1998 discussing Bill Clinton’s scandals, showing his contradictory positions then versus now.
  • Kenneth Bone Moment [00:30:00] — Discussion of the debate’s breakout star Kenneth Bone, the man in the red sweater who asked about energy policy.
  • U2 Concert Anti-Trump Message [00:32:00] — The show plays audio of Bono incorporating Trump’s wall rhetoric into a U2 performance, mocking the candidate.
  • Trump’s Casino Bankruptcy Story [00:33:00] — Dale describes a CNN documentary about Trump nearly losing everything in the 1990s when bankers decided whether to bankrupt him personally.
  • Women’s Assault Stories [00:37:00] — Discussion of a Twitter thread where women shared their first experiences being assaulted. Carissa shares her story from working at Baskin Robbins as a teenager.
  • Robert De Niro Anti-Trump Video [00:40:00] — The show plays De Niro’s viral video calling Trump a ‘punk,’ ‘dog,’ ‘pig,’ and ‘con,’ saying he’d like to punch him in the face.
  • Dale’s Facebook Fight [00:42:00] — Dale discusses unfriending his father-in-law and blocking listeners who defended Trump’s comments as ‘locker room talk,’ getting particularly heated about a listener named Aaron Ware.
  • MoPac Express Lanes Irony [00:54:00] — News story about MoPac express lanes being advertised with the message that they should NOT be used regularly, only for special occasions, despite being a year behind schedule.

Callers

  • Ryan [00:52:56] — Noticed that girls in photos now stand with hands clasped in front after Trump’s comments Dale confirms there’s a meme going around about this exact observation. Brief call.
  • Damon [00:53:29] — Called in but Matt had already used his ‘Long December’ joke Very brief, friendly call acknowledging Matt beat him to the Counting Crows reference.

Quotes

I have never ever talked about grabbing a woman against her will ever.

Dale Dudley [00:09:50]

We’re just children now. A presidential candidate says the words, then you bleep them because it might hurt adults’ feelings.

Dale Dudley [00:16:25]

What did you do the day you saw the tape of this man boasting about grabbing a woman’s biscuit?

Anna Navarro [00:22:46]

I’d like to punch him in the face.

Robert De Niro [00:40:51]

I’ve never heard one guy say let’s take her against her will. That’s not locker room talk.

Dale Dudley [00:49:00]


Part 3: Nice Trump Guy and funny business

Part 3 begins with a long call from ‘Bob’, a Trump supporter who called to challenge the hosts’ criticism of Trump’s sexual assault comments. The conversation became a wide-ranging debate covering sexual assault, consent, abortion, gay marriage, religion in politics, and the election. Bob remained civil but the hosts pushed back on his arguments. After Bob, caller John took issue with Matt saying men need to be taught not to assault women. The show shifted to lighter topics including F1 ticket giveaways, a Capitol break-in story, IRS scam arrests, and Stretcho the Clown’s PR campaign.

Segments

  • Bob the Trump Supporter Calls In [00:00:00] — A caller named Bob who said he wanted to ‘tear apart’ the show calls to defend Trump’s comments, arguing they described consensual behavior, not assault. The hosts debate him at length.
  • John Objects to Teaching Boys [00:20:00] — Caller John takes issue with Matt saying men need to teach their sons not to assault women, arguing it stereotypes men as predators. Matt and Dale defend the statement.
  • F1 Ticket Giveaway [00:24:00] — The show gives away a pair of three-day grandstand F1 tickets to the 93rd caller. The hosts discuss how valuable the tickets are.
  • Bob Calls Back to Thank Hosts [00:32:00] — The Trump supporter calls back to thank the hosts for being respectful and reveals he served in the Navy, which informs his political views.
  • Stretcho the Clown News Story [00:41:00] — A news clip about ‘Stretcho the Clown’ trying to rehabilitate the image of clowns during the creepy clown scare. The hosts joke about whether clowning is a dead art.
  • Capitol Break-In Story [00:52:00] — News about a 22-year-old who broke into the Texas Capitol and vandalized a painting of 1865 Governor Fletcher Stockdale. The hosts joke he wasn’t specifically targeting that governor.
  • IRS Scam Busts in India [00:56:00] — Indian police arrested 70 people running fake IRS call centers that scammed Americans out of $55 million. Callers share stories of elderly relatives targeted by the scam.

Callers

  • Bob [00:00:00] — Called to defend Trump’s sexual assault comments, saying they were disgusting but consensual. Debate expanded to abortion, gay marriage, religion, and politics. Long, civil but contentious debate. Bob held his ground but didn’t change anyone’s mind. He called back later to thank the hosts for being respectful. Became a defining segment of the show.
  • Cowboy (regular) [00:18:55] — Called Bob an idiot and said he’s never been out of the United States Brief call, hosts moved on quickly
  • John [00:20:07] — Objected to Matt saying we need to teach boys not to assault women, arguing it stereotypes men as potential predators Matt and Dale pushed back, explaining the prevalence of women being victimized. John disagreed and Dale ended the call, calling it a ‘silly argument.’
  • Mike [00:25:53] — Called to compliment the hosts for being good husbands who put their wives on pedestals The hosts were confused waiting for an insult that never came. Pleasant, odd call. Mike was cutting wood with a chainsaw during the call.
  • Robert [00:28:23] — Asked what Americans are supposed to do when neither presidential candidate is appealing Dale said hold your breath for four years and that claims about the country ending are overblown. Brief call.
  • Brian [00:58:20] — Shared story about his elderly father with ALS getting targeted by IRS scam, nearly believing he’d be arrested Brian reassured his father it was a scam. The hosts sympathized with elderly victims.

Text Line

  • [00:46:00] Lawyer Rand criticized Matt for saying ‘as a father’ when discussing teaching sons to respect women, arguing it should be ‘as a human being’ — read by Matt Bearden Matt felt conflicted and defensive, explaining he meant ‘even more so now that I’m a father’ not exclusively as a father. He tried to clarify he wasn’t mad at the texter but felt the criticism was splitting hairs.

Quotes

When a grown man convinced me when I was 11 it would feel good to have his penis in my mouth, did I consent?

Dale Dudley [00:06:00]

It’s time for us as men to put on our boots and stop being a-holes to half of society.

Matt Bearden [00:09:00]

When you tell me you will adopt a child, I’ll listen to your stance on abortion.

Dale Dudley [00:13:00]

Religion has no place in politics for the rest of society. It’s private.

Dale Dudley [00:17:00]

Not all, but most predators are men. I have talked to my son about respecting women.

Dale Dudley [00:20:00]


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