Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, October 11, 2016
This Show
Part 1: Shmooogasbord
Dale and the cast banter extensively about politics, voting, and personal quirks. Dale discusses doing the AM show on talk radio and feeling exhausted from political coverage. The show includes a failed attempt at a Mensa quiz, Dale’s awkward stories about neighbors (including orphaned kids next door and not socializing with Black neighbors), and revelations that both Carissa and Daniel have rarely or never voted, which angers Dale significantly.
Segments
- Show open and CJ mention [00:00:10] — Standard show intro. Dale mentions seeing CJ Morgan with ‘danger girl’ and ‘heartbreaker’ at recent event, discussion of CJ’s dating drama.
- Edgar Winter albino trivia [00:02:57] — Discussion of Edgar Winter being an albino rocker, along with his brother Johnny Winter. Leads to Dale telling story about attending Neil Sedaka concert as a kid.
- AM show exhaustion rant [00:04:54] — Dale complains about being worn out from doing the AM talk radio show, dealing with constant political coverage and differing opinions across dayparts. Says he may have lost his best friend over the election.
- Smorgasbord story with British GM [00:08:58] — Dale tells recurring story about former British fighter pilot general manager Ted who corrected his pronunciation of ‘smorgasbord’ and told him moving to The Fox was a mistake.
- Bob’s Hurst wheels [00:15:39] — Dale teases Bob about spending $1,000+ on Hurst wheels and Michelin tires for his car instead of going to Breckenridge for Thanksgiving.
- Mensa quiz attempt [00:20:13] — Cast attempts Mensa workout quiz with math problems, word scrambles, and logic puzzles. They struggle with most questions; Bob gets ‘post’ for the prefix question. Segment abandoned after listener calls to thank them for stopping the math.
- Dale’s bath time boundary [00:30:16] — Dale mentions his daughter noticing his anatomy during bath time, ending their shared baths.
- Neighbor stories [00:31:38] — Dale tells story about being rude to neighborhood kid who turned out to be orphaned and living with aunt and uncle. Also mentions wanting to be friendlier with Black neighbors but not knowing how to initiate.
- Skydiving swing and hot air balloon debate [00:39:07] — Dale shows video of Red Bull skydivers swinging between hot air balloons. Daniel refuses to go on hot air balloons due to fear, despite Dale’s enthusiasm.
- Travis County voter registration [00:42:03] — Dale discusses high voter registration in Travis County (90%, with half being 18-34). Discovers Carissa has never registered to vote and today is the deadline.
- Non-voter confrontation [00:43:52] — Dale is shocked and angry to learn both Carissa and Daniel rarely or never vote, despite discussing political issues on the show. Daniel claims he doesn’t believe in the paradigm; Carissa says she doesn’t like the choices.
Recurring Bits
- Animal Cavalcade [00:44:45] — Dale mentions having an Animal Cavalcade prepared but doesn’t execute it during this part
Callers
- unnamed [00:28:51] — Thanked the show for stopping the Mensa math quiz Works in an emergency room, said he needs penis jokes, not math. Dale made jokes in response.
- unnamed [00:30:20] — Suggested Carissa take citizenship test questions Dale noted they had done that segment before. Caller called Carissa stupid, which upset her.
Quotes
I got up this morning thinking I’ve lost my best friend to this election
Dale Dudley [00:05:56]
I call them the Injustice League
Dale Dudley [00:07:34]
His grandmother died again
Dale Dudley [00:33:04]
I don’t believe in the paradigm and I’m not even gonna buy into it
Daniel Gallo [00:45:11]
Part 2: Non-Voters
This segment focused heavily on Daniel and Carissa’s refusal to vote, with Dale growing increasingly frustrated as they admit not understanding basic voting concepts like postmarks. The conversation repeatedly pivoted between political discussion about Trump’s sexual assault allegations and ‘palate cleanser’ animal videos. Dale became visibly upset about losing relationships with Trump-supporting family members and the culture of excuses made by religious Trump supporters. Carissa cited being ‘too busy’ and disliking both candidates, while Daniel simply didn’t care.
Segments
- Daniel and Carissa Don’t Vote Reveal [00:00:42] — Dale reveals the off-air conversation where Daniel admitted he’s never voted, sparking the central conflict of the segment. Carissa also admits she doesn’t vote.
- Pop Cop Returns [00:02:11] — Pop Cop delivers jokes about Trump, the debate, Clinton, and current events including the Wells Fargo scandal and vegan child endangerment case.
- Austin Film Festival Ticket Giveaway [00:06:11] — Dale gives away passes to the Austin Film Festival, October 13-20, including the film pass party on the 18th.
- Craig White Condolences [00:07:12] — Dale offers condolences to Longhorn play-by-play announcer Craig White, whose wife Lori passed away Saturday night.
- Obama Reading vs. Trump Saying [00:08:49] — Dale discusses Trump supporters posting Obama reading curse words from a book as if it’s equivalent to Trump’s Access Hollywood tape, explaining the concept of context.
- Baby Miniature Horse Video [00:10:38] — First animal cavalcade palate cleanser – a three-week-old miniature horse chasing someone.
- Daniel’s Wife Won’t Let Him Vote [00:11:11] — Revelation that Daniel’s Canadian wife cannot vote and is embarrassed by Daniel’s refusal to vote.
- Pat Robertson Defends Trump [00:12:24] — Dale plays audio of Pat Robertson calling Trump’s vagina-grabbing comments ‘just macho talk’ from 11 years ago.
- Cat Knocking Vase Video [00:16:21] — Second palate cleanser – cat tries to knock vase off table, then puts it back when he sees the camera.
- Rudy Giuliani Gets Caught [00:17:57] — Dale plays Chuck Todd catching Rudy Giuliani in hypocrisy about Clinton being ‘two-faced’ versus Trump’s bus tape.
- The Postmark Incident [00:19:39] — Extended, excruciating conversation where Daniel admits he doesn’t know what ‘postmark’ means at age 32. Carissa tries to help, leading to chaos.
- Voter Registration Deadline Info [00:25:24] — Caller alerts them that Travis County Registrar is open until midnight tonight for voter registration.
- Carissa Explains Why She Won’t Vote [00:26:56] — Carissa says she disagrees with both candidates, doesn’t want government control, doesn’t like Obamacare, and associates with libertarians but hasn’t researched Gary Johnson.
- Eric the Nurse Calls [00:31:23] — Caller Eric, a Latino registered nurse, describes a patient telling him to dig a well and prepare for ‘ethnic cleansing of Mexicans’ if Trump wins.
- Bob Sounds Like Stimpy [00:33:00] — Brief caller says Bob sounds like Stimpy from Ren and Stimpy.
- Christian Woman Defends Trump [00:33:23] — Dale plays video of strong pro-life Christian woman Vicki Scolaro defending Trump, saying ‘God can use anybody’ and bringing up Bill Clinton.
- Dale’s Emotional Breakdown [00:37:00] — Dale becomes upset about losing friends and family over Trump, defending wife and daughter from sexual predators, and the pain of people selling their souls.
- Jill Hearth Groping Allegations [00:41:05] — Dale plays news segment where Jill Hearth claims Trump groped her on three occasions, including photographic evidence from 1992.
- Texas Politicians Still Support Trump [00:43:28] — Dale lists Texas government officials including Louie Gohmert, Ted Cruz, John Cornyn who criticized Trump’s comments but still support him.
- Chris Waters Realty Spot [00:45:51] — Sponsor read for Chris Waters Realty featuring Ted and Marie’s East Austin home sale success story.
- Tyler Texas Raccoon Family [00:47:17] — Extended segment about Flint, Texas family raising pet raccoon named Bandit, planning to release him when he gets ‘mean’ at about a year old.
- Carissa Had a Sugar Glider [00:51:36] — Carissa reveals she owned an aggressive sugar glider named Sprite, plus turtle, frog, and iguana.
- Vicki Scolaro Full Interview [00:52:12] — Extended audio of Kansas GOP official Vicki Scolaro claiming her kids learned about oral sex from Bill Clinton and calling Hillary and Bill ‘the same’ biblically.
- Bob Questions Left’s Hypocrisy [00:56:48] — Bob argues it’s ‘intellectually dishonest’ for the left to criticize Trump’s sexual misconduct while not dealing with Bill Clinton’s behavior.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:02:11] — Pop Cop delivers jokes about Trump, the debate, Clinton, Wells Fargo scandal, Rolling Stones new album, Ben Affleck moving back home, and vegan child endangerment.
- Animal Cavalcade [00:10:38] — Used repeatedly as ‘palate cleansers’ between political segments – baby miniature horse, cat with vase, and Tyler raccoon family.
Callers
- unnamed [00:25:24] — Travis County Registrar staying open until midnight for voter registration Provided useful voting deadline information
- Eric (Austin area) [00:31:23] — Patient told him to prepare for ethnic cleansing of Mexicans if Trump wins Shared disturbing story about Trump supporter, hosts made Alex Jones joke and moved on
- unnamed [00:33:00] — Said Bob sounds like Stimpy Brief observation, moved on quickly
Quotes
How dumb can a human being be that you don’t understand what the word context means?
Dale Dudley [00:09:31]
Never call this show to defend Christianity if you’re voting for Trump.
Dale Dudley [00:13:17]
Does it have to be near where I live? Can it be in any mailbox?
Carissa Jade [00:20:57]
I don’t wanna be associated with the hatefulness on either side right now.
Carissa Jade [00:34:14]
It’s not fun defending your wife and daughter from sexual predators.
Dale Dudley [00:38:00]
Part 3: Breast Milk
Part 3 begins with a challenging 70s pop music trivia contest giving away F1 tickets, where the hosts struggle with obscure songs. The main ‘People of the Neighborhood’ segment features Jason Darling from Lollifile, who makes unusual gourmet lollipops including breast milk-flavored, sriracha, pizza, and beer flavors. The show becomes increasingly chaotic with on-air arguments between Dale and the producers, discussions about voting (Carissa admits she’s never voted), and Billy the recurring caller making his signature random interruptions. Dale repeatedly apologizes for what he calls ‘bad radio’ while the staff tension rises throughout.
Segments
- Calendar Mishap [00:00:01] — Bob compliments Daniel for quickly creating an election countdown calendar, but Dale points out it’s missing election day itself – jumping from October 29th to November 13th.
- 70s Pop Music Contest Setup [00:02:19] — Dale announces an F1 ticket giveaway contest where listeners pick Dale, Bob, or Matt to identify 70s songs from one-second clips. The setup is rushed and chaotic.
- Callers Pick Their Champion [00:03:35] — Three callers choose: Sherry picks Bob, Ryan picks Matt, and Jim picks Dale for the 70s music challenge.
- Impossible Music Contest [00:04:58] — The contest becomes a disaster as the songs are too obscure – including George Benson’s ‘Freezin’, Dr. Hook, Seals and Crofts, Neil Sedaka’s ‘The Immigrant’. Dale wins with 2 points total.
- People of the Neighborhood Setup Confusion [00:12:01] — Dale realizes he doesn’t have the guest’s name (Jason Darling) on his sheet, leading to an on-air argument with Daniel and Carissa about preparation.
- Lollifile Breast Milk Lollipops [00:13:57] — Jason Darling from Lollifile enters to discuss his unusual gourmet lollipops. Dale initially thought they were actual breast milk lollipops for babies, creating a ‘teeth whitening moment’.
- Tasting the Lollipops [00:15:00] — The hosts try various flavors including breast milk-flavored (actually vegan, based on the flavor), pizza, beer, sriracha, and others. Dale particularly likes the pizza flavor.
- Mermaid Production Company [00:19:58] — Jason reveals he also owns a mermaid production company that makes silicone mermaid tails and does mermaid-themed birthday parties and retreats in Austin.
- Carissa Voting Discussion [00:22:30] — Dale’s sister Kathy texts suggesting Carissa should vote to protect rights over her body. Dale and Bob try to convince Carissa that voting matters.
- Women in White Vans [00:26:45] — Bob’s wife Jennifer is organizing ‘Women in White Vans’ – renting a van to drive friends to vote in the election.
- Recorded Argument Playback [00:30:57] — Bob reveals he left his phone recording during a break when Daniel and Carissa argued in another room. The hosts build suspense but the recording only contains apologies, though Carissa is heard saying ‘butthole’ on air.
- Dale’s Insanity is Contagious Shirt [00:36:39] — Dale explains his senior year high school group ‘Knights of Knee’ wore yellow baseball shirts saying ‘Insanity is contagious and I’m a carrier.’ They also discuss Dale’s unfortunate fourth-grade club called ‘Dudley’s Nazis’.
- Billy the Caller Marathon [00:39:23] — Billy calls in and the hosts let him ramble through his signature random topics including Crystal Hamburgers in Killeen, Texas, Zip Recruiter, 1-877-CARS4KIDS, China, broccoli, and fitness.
- Chuy on Voting [00:42:17] — Chuy (29 years old) discusses voting, saying he might vote for either the person who doesn’t know what Aleppo is or the person who thinks Wi-Fi causes cancer, rather than ‘the criminal or the bigot’.
- Robot Interview from 60 Minutes [00:43:29] — The hosts watch and discuss Charlie Rose’s 60 Minutes interview with a humanoid robot. Daniel is concerned about Skynet becoming self-aware.
- Station Manager Visit [00:50:45] — The operations manager comes in after Dale accidentally hits an alert button. They discuss voting (he votes in every election), Ohio State football, and that he’s conducting music research studies for one of the stations.
- Samsung Exploding Products [00:55:00] — Discussion of Samsung’s Galaxy Note 7 recall and reports of exploding Samsung washing machines. Dale expresses anger about Samsung and KLA Trincor’s lawsuits against small business Zetronix.
- Dale’s Apology for Bad Radio [00:58:08] — Dale gives a rare on-air apology, admitting they did ‘bad radio’ today, got off track, and lost their tempers, blaming the difficult political climate for making show prep challenging.
- Punch Comedy Promotion [00:59:08] — Bob promotes tonight’s Punch show at Cap City Comedy Club featuring Paul Varghese and Chris Cubas, tickets only $7. Bob admits they’re working to rebuild audiences after being away too long.
Recurring Bits
- People of the Neighborhood [00:12:09] — Jason Darling from Lollifile appears to discuss his gourmet lollipop business including breast milk-flavored and other unusual varieties
Guests
- Jason Darling (other) [00:13:27] — Creator of Lollifile gourmet lollipops (breast milk-flavored, sriracha, pizza, beer, etc.) and owner of a mermaid production company in Austin
Callers
- Sherry [00:03:44] — 70s pop music trivia contest for F1 tickets Picked Bob as her champion; Bob lost with only 0.5 points
- Ryan [00:04:13] — 70s pop music trivia contest for F1 tickets Picked Matt as his champion; Matt scored 0 points and the hosts mocked the choice
- Jim [00:04:37] — 70s pop music trivia contest for F1 tickets Picked Dale and won the F1 tickets with Dale scoring 2 points
- Billy (regular) [00:39:23] — Random stream of consciousness topics The hosts let him go on for several minutes discussing Crystal Hamburgers, Zip Recruiter, 1-877-CARS4KIDS, China, broccoli, fitness, and more. Classic Billy performance that the hosts find both frustrating and entertaining
Text Line
- [00:27:42] Dale’s sister Kathy wrote to say people die in other countries for the right to vote, and Carissa should vote to protect rights over her body — read by Dale Dudley Led to discussion about why Carissa should vote, focusing on women’s health and reproductive rights
Quotes
We got the wrong gold disc. This is ridiculous.
Dale Dudley [00:08:42]
Why would another human want a breast milk lollipop just for the flavor?
Dale Dudley [00:14:51]
Worst show we’ve ever done.
Dale Dudley [00:33:05]
Insanity is contagious and I’m a carrier.
Dale Dudley [00:36:53]
Folks, I don’t often do this. We did bad radio today.
Dale Dudley [00:58:08]