Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, November 4, 2016
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Part 2: Dale and Amanda reactions
Part 2 of the November 4, 2016 show continues with tension among the cast, particularly Dale criticizing Matt’s microphone habits and Carissa’s emotional state. The show features Fast Food Fanatic discussing Whataburger’s new app and Taco Bell Cantina opening in Austin. The ongoing ‘Pizzagate’ saga dominates as Daniel plans to bring pizza to his brother-in-law in Canada. Dylan (the intern) presents his first man-on-the-street segments, including reactions to a photo of Dale and Amanda. The show also includes Trump Dump segments with Jim Bakker clips predicting Trump’s election.
Segments
- Opening tension and Fast Food Fanatic setup [00:00:00] — Dale and the cast are tense, with Dale criticizing Matt’s microphone habits. They prepare for Fast Food Fanatic to avoid getting into deeper arguments.
- Fast Food Fanatic: Whataburger app and In-N-Out comparison [00:01:16] — Discussion of Whataburger launching a mobile ordering app for 2017. Dale defends Whataburger against In-N-Out, criticizing their lettuce-wrapped protein burger.
- Big Mac news: multiple sizes coming [00:05:05] — McDonald’s will offer three sizes of Big Macs in early 2017, including a Mac Jr. and a larger version.
- Taco Bell Cantina opens in Austin [00:07:21] — New Taco Bell on the drag serves alcohol including drinks made with local spirits (Tito’s, Treaty Oak, Tequila 512). Matt’s uncle works in corporate Taco Bell.
- Pizzagate recap and Tyler’s call [00:11:00] — Dale recaps the pizza-to-Canada saga, explaining Daniel’s literal thinking about freezing duration. Tyler calls with a Yeti cooler suggestion.
- Border Security Canada discussion [00:15:16] — Dale recommends the Netflix show ‘Border Security Canada’s Frontline’ and discusses customs confiscating food from Asian travelers’ luggage.
- Carissa and Matt fight about hygiene [00:17:11] — Dale and Bob call out Carissa for being disgusting (dog poop handling, hand-sniffing). Carissa gets defensive and emotional.
- Dylan’s man-on-the-street: Election opinions [00:20:20] — Dylan (intern) presents interviews with Texas State students about who they’re voting for. Most are unenthusiastic about both candidates.
- Carissa’s estrogen walls medical debate [00:28:04] — Carissa claims estrogen builds up on her uterine walls because she doesn’t ovulate. Dale’s sister (medical professional) disputes this. Argument ensues.
- Bob offers Carissa $50 [00:31:04] — Bob tries to give Carissa $50 for food after she says she can only afford beans. She refuses. Tension about her smoking cigarettes despite claiming poverty.
- Dylan’s man-on-the-street: Dale and Amanda photo reactions [00:48:30] — Dylan shows Texas State students a photo of Dale and Amanda, asking about their relationship. Responses range from co-workers to married to ‘she hates him.’
- Trump Dump: Jim Bakker’s prophet [01:00:46] — Dale plays clips of Jim Bakker’s show featuring a prophet named Mary who predicts Trump will win but troubles will follow. Dale criticizes the survival food sales pitch.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:01:16] — Whataburger app launch, Big Mac sizes, Taco Bell Cantina opening in Austin with alcohol
- Trump Dump [01:00:46] — Jim Bakker clips with prophet Mary predicting Trump victory and apocalyptic events
- Audience of One [00:01:08] — Dale references the paid listener in studio who might witness a big fight
Guests
- Dylan (intern) (other) [00:20:20] — Texas State student intern who conducted man-on-the-street interviews about the election and Dale/Amanda photo reactions
Callers
- Tyler [00:13:36] — Pizzagate – suggested using a Yeti cooler to transport frozen pizza to Canada Hosts explained Daniel wants carry-on, not checked luggage, so the suggestion wouldn’t work for him
- Waz (Cutter) [00:32:28] — Suggested therapy for Carissa – sending people to live with underprivileged families in Ethiopia to gain perspective Hosts joked about sending her to Odessa or Monahans instead, call got derailed by CJ commenting about Carissa’s cigarettes
- Cindy [00:19:44] — Wanted to offer a solution for Pizzagate Dale shut her down saying they’ve thought of everything and aren’t interested in more solutions
Quotes
Everybody in this building can kiss my ass. I’m not walking on eggshells anymore.
Dale Dudley [00:24:26]
Us disagreeing doesn’t change the way I feel about you.
Bob Fonseca [00:28:18]
I’m voting for Hillary Clinton because I think Donald Trump’s a reprehensible rapist.
Dale Dudley [00:45:18]
Part 3: Pizza talk continues!
The show concludes its multi-day pizza transportation debate by calling Daniel’s brother-in-law Steve in Vancouver, who confirms he wants the Home Slice pizza and is fine with Daniel carrying it on the plane unrefrigerated for up to 36 hours. The hosts are incredulous at Steve’s casual attitude toward food safety. The segment devolves into discussions about TSA, customs, airport security, and Dale announces he’s likely signing a new long-term contract with the station. The final minutes feature callers about pronunciation (‘herbs’ vs ‘erbs’), Daniel’s confusion about road signs saying ‘JCT’ (he thinks they all point to the town of Junction, Texas), and confirmation that recurring caller Billy is a real person.
Segments
- Opening – FBI internal fighting discussion [00:00:03] — Dale mentions wanting to discuss FBI internal political fighting but can’t recall the exact point. Transitions to calling Daniel’s brother-in-law Steve.
- Calling Steve in Vancouver [00:01:02] — The hosts call Daniel’s brother-in-law Steve in West Vancouver to settle the pizza debate. Bob compares it to interviewing Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen in terms of Daniel’s reverence for his in-laws.
- Steve confirms he wants the pizza [00:02:22] — Steve confirms he asked Daniel for two things: scotch and a pepperoni pizza from Home Slice. He’s fine with Daniel just carrying the pizza on the plane unrefrigerated. Steve reveals his 36-hour rule for eating pizza left out.
- Steve’s endorsement of the plan [00:10:18] — Steve says Daniel should just order the pizza the night before, leave it on the counter, and bring it on the plane. He’d eat pizza that’s been sitting out for up to 36 hours because ‘those people have iron stomachs.’
- Cuba salt story [00:12:43] — Steve mentions he went to Cuba 15 years ago and there was ‘very little flavor in the food.’ Dale explains Daniel takes such statements completely literally.
- Dale’s contract announcement [00:19:06] — Dale announces he’s likely signing a new long-term contract with the station today, praising management (Scott and Chase) for being complimentary and open to negotiations. Says it looks better than it has in maybe 20 years and he’ll finish his career here.
- Harry’s aftershave sponsor read [00:23:33] — Matt transitions into a Harry’s razors sponsor segment, discussing affordable shaving products and subscription services.
- Breaking and Entering charity drive [00:26:00] — Dale explains the annual Breaking and Entering charity campaign where they raise money to secretly deliver Christmas gifts to struggling families. They have $1,200 from JS Electric and will broadcast from Rudy’s on the 18th.
- Border Patrol show watching [00:29:03] — The hosts watch clips from Border Patrol Australia showing a Turkish woman caught with undeclared food (nuts, seeds, flour, tomato paste). They discuss customs regulations and what you can and cannot bring through borders.
- DWI Dude sponsor read [00:42:35] — Dale does a live read for Jamie Balasia, the DWI Dude, a former police officer who provides DWI legal defense since 1994.
- Kid falls through netting video [00:46:18] — The hosts watch and react to a viral video of a small child doing a backflip on playground netting and falling through nine layers down into darkness. Daniel gets sick thinking about it.
- Caller confirms Billy is real [00:53:00] — Caller Mark confirms that Billy (recurring caller they thought might be trolling) is a real person he ran into at a convenience store, who talks to everyone like he’s known them for years.
- Daniel’s salsa and road sign questions [00:54:00] — Daniel asks what the difference is between regular salsa and ‘restaurant style’ salsa (marketing term). He also reveals he’s been confused by road signs saying ‘JCT’ thinking they all point to the town of Junction, Texas, not understanding it means ‘junction’ as in intersection.
- Pronunciation debate caller [00:56:30] — Caller Paul objects to Dale saying ‘erbs’ instead of ‘herbs’ with the H pronounced. The hosts mock him using the ‘peaches and herb’ example and discuss pronunciation differences.
Guests
- Steve (other) [00:02:00] — Daniel Gallo’s brother-in-law calling in from West Vancouver. Married to Daniel’s sister. Discussed the pizza transportation plan and confirmed he’d eat 36-hour-old unrefrigerated pizza. Asian-Canadian, successful businessman who Daniel greatly admires.
Callers
- Charlie [00:00:21] — Called about Jim Baker and televangelists, referenced a 1990 Suicidal Tendencies song about stealing money from religious figures Brief discussion, Dale mentions a similar song by Steaming the Dutch (Matt Bearden’s old band)
- Mark [00:15:09] — Suggested having Home Slice send a baker to Canada to make pizza fresh for Steve Dismissed as impractical but appreciated for the thought
- Carrie [00:43:11] — Warned Daniel not to bring the pizza, shared story about being detained over a bottle of water when flying through France Added to the growing list of border security horror stories
- Tina [00:51:51] — Shared confusing story about Southwest Airlines gates in San Diego and having to go through security again with her thermos The hosts thanked her politely but seemed confused by the relevance
- Mark [00:59:10] — Called to confirm that Billy (recurring caller) is a real person he encountered at a convenience store off Howard Lane Validated that Billy is genuine and not trolling the show
- Aaron [01:00:45] — Objected to comparing Daniel to someone with autism, saying his autistic son is ‘extremely logical’ unlike Daniel Made the point that Daniel proves autism is about logic, which Daniel took literally
- Paul [00:56:03] — Called to correct Dale’s pronunciation of ‘herbs’ – insisting on pronouncing the H Brief debate about pronunciation, hosts mocked him with ‘peaches and herb’ example
- unnamed female caller [01:01:31] — Called to clarify that the border agent saying ‘herbs’ with the H was Australian/British, while Americans say ‘erbs’ Dale thanked her but noted the agent was Australian, not British
Quotes
36 hours. That’s a man right there.
Steve [00:09:38]
It looks better than it has looked in maybe 20 years for employment here.
Dale Dudley [00:19:41]
What’s the difference between regular salt and rimming salt? One I put on my butthole.
Bob Fonseca [00:46:49]
Why is Junction so famous? All roads lead to Junction!
Daniel Gallo [00:59:00]