Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, November 23, 2016
This Show
Part 1: Mike Macrae Day
The hosts discuss the Legends Football League coming to Cedar Park, mock a KXAN news report about it featuring reporter David Scott, and play a recurring bit called ‘Wheel of Gold.’ Doug (high pockets), Dale’s longtime friend and Game Face inventor, calls in and gets roasted about working a WWE merchandise booth instead of selling his own product. Dale and Doug also argue about Trump. The show devolves into a long discussion about nude photos, sexting, and what women want in bed. Comedian Mike McCrae is in studio promoting his Cap City shows.
Segments
- Legends Football League coming to Cedar Park [00:00:00] — Dale announces the former Lingerie Football League, now called Legends Football League, is coming to Cedar Park Center. The hosts watch and mock a KXAN news report by David Scott featuring interviews about the league.
- KXAN hypocrisy discussion [00:04:04] — The hosts point out that KXAN previously refused to let their reporters participate in the ‘Hottest Reporter Contest’ due to concerns about sexualizing women, yet ran this report. They also reference the contest now being called the Journalistic Integrity Bracket.
- Mini God Squad – Pope on churches and taxes [00:07:27] — Dale does a brief God Squad segment praising the Pope for saying churches need to help the poor and sick or start paying taxes. He mentions Mobile Loaves and Fishes as a local example.
- WWE attendance and Doug photos [00:08:39] — Dale mentions WWE broke attendance records in Dallas, then reveals a listener sent photos of Doug (high pockets/Game Face investor) working a WWE merchandise booth, not selling his own product.
- Doug phone call – Game Face business [00:12:37] — The hosts call Doug live and interrogate him about working the WWE merchandise counter. Doug explains he was building connections for licensing, not selling Game Face products. The conversation becomes a roast of Doug’s business decisions.
- Trump political argument [00:19:22] — Dale and Doug argue intensely about Donald Trump, with Doug defending him and Dale attacking Trump’s business record and proposed tariffs. The argument includes economics and Christianity questions.
- Personal attacks exchange [00:25:00] — Dale and Doug trade increasingly personal and dark attacks about each other’s families and past embarrassments, creating uncomfortable but compelling radio before Doug hangs up.
- Wheel of Gold bit naming [00:27:10] — Dale names the recurring bit where stories from past shows are spun on a wheel ‘Wheel of Gold,’ explaining his thought process. Bob suggests ‘Stealer’s Wheel’ for stolen bits from other shows.
- Mike McCrae introduction [00:28:30] — Mike McCrae arrives in studio. He’s headlining at Cap City Comedy Club through Saturday. The hosts promote his shows and reference his recent Tate and T-Bag podcast appearance.
- Nude photos and flyer revenge story [00:30:04] — The hosts discuss a news story about a woman whose ex-boyfriend posted flyers with her semi-nude photo and contact information in public bathrooms. This launches a long conversation about sexting dangers.
- Photo storage dangers and Dale’s story [00:33:45] — Dale warns about computers auto-displaying photos from hidden folders. He tells a story about his wife nearly seeing private photos, and mentions couples therapy stemming from a similar incident.
- What women want in bed [00:39:13] — The hosts discuss an article about what women want sexually and communication differences between men and women, referencing the book ‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus.’ The conversation becomes increasingly uncomfortable.
Recurring Bits
- God Squad [00:07:27] — Dale does a ‘mini God Squad’ praising the Pope for saying churches should help the poor or pay taxes
- Journalistic Integrity Bracket [00:04:11] — Referenced as the new name for the ‘Hottest Reporter Contest’ after KXAN objected to the show sexualizing their reporters
Guests
- Mike McCrae (comedian) [00:28:30] — In studio promoting his headlining shows at Cap City Comedy Club running through Saturday. Previously appeared on Tate and T-Bag podcast #17.
Callers
- Doug (high pockets/Game Face) (Tyler, Texas) (regular) [00:12:37] — Called by hosts to explain why he was working a WWE merchandise booth instead of selling his Game Face product. Conversation devolved into arguments about Trump and personal attacks. Extended segment became increasingly hostile, with Dale and Doug trading dark personal attacks about family members and past embarrassments before Doug hung up. The call exposed ongoing tensions about the failed Game Face investment.
Quotes
This couldn’t be creepier. Where did David Scott get that laptop?
Dale Dudley [00:04:09]
Churches need to start acting Christlike and taking care of the poor or start paying taxes
Dale Dudley [00:08:00]
Oh, I see. It’s make fun of Doug Day
Doug [00:16:01]
When people pick a side, they just become robot morons
Dale Dudley [00:20:13]
Part 3: Mike MaCrae Day
Mike McCrae appears as a guest to promote his shows at Velveeta Room with Henry Phillips. The segment opens with the hosts continuing to drink tequila provided by sponsor Dolce Vita. Mike then performs an extended impression of George Clooney in-studio, taking calls from listeners who mostly play along with the bit while the hosts deliberately try to trip him up. The Clooney bit ends with Dale breaking character. The episode concludes with a pre-recorded conversation between Dale, Bob, Ralphie May, and Chris Cubas discussing difficult childhood experiences including molestation and abuse.
Segments
- Opening and Dolce Vita Tequila Sponsor Visit [00:00:00] — The show opens with Dale noticeably affected by having drunk tequila earlier. Chris Kane from Dolce Vita brings tequila samples and discusses a potential Mexico broadcast trip. Dale continues drinking during the segment.
- Mike McCrae Arrives [00:11:00] — Mike McCrae joins to promote his Velveeta Room shows with Henry Phillips. The hosts praise his recent podcast appearance and Mad Men impression bit.
- 1997 Cyber Sex Video [00:13:00] — Dale shares a found video from 1997 showing a woman demonstrating how to have cyber sex via text chat, which the hosts find hilariously dated.
- Stephen A. Smith Comments Discussion [00:18:00] — The hosts discuss Stephen A. Smith’s controversial comments about women provoking domestic violence and the backlash he received.
- Carissa the ‘Loan Officer’ Argument [00:19:00] — The hosts discover Carissa has been claiming she was a loan officer at Countrywide, but when questioned she cannot answer basic mortgage industry questions. The argument continues for several minutes with callers weighing in.
- George Clooney Impression Begins [00:33:00] — Mike McCrae begins an extended impression as George Clooney, claiming he is in Austin shooting a Terrence Malick film. The hosts take calls and play along with the bit.
- Clooney Bit Continues with Callers [00:40:00] — Multiple callers phone in asking about Ocean’s 14, Facts of Life, and other topics while Mike stays in character. The hosts deliberately try to throw him off.
- Bit Ends, Craig Gas Story [00:45:00] — Dale breaks the bit, revealing it was Mike McCrae the whole time. He compares it to when Craig Gas did impressions for entire hours without breaking character.
- Mike Does Roger Sterling and Other Characters [00:56:00] — Mike demonstrates other impressions including Roger Sterling from Mad Men and does brief bits as other characters while still somewhat in Clooney mode.
- Pre-Recorded Ralphie May and Chris Cubas Segment [00:57:00] — The show shifts to a pre-recorded conversation with Ralphie May and Chris Cubas discussing their children, followed by increasingly dark revelations about childhood molestation and abuse. Both Dale and Ralphie share detailed stories of being molested as children.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:57:00] — Dale mentions Mike will appear on the Sideshow podcast after the show
Guests
- Chris Kane (other) [00:00:03] — Dolce Vita tequila representative bringing product samples and discussing sponsorship opportunities including a potential Mexico broadcast
- Mike McCrae (comedian) [00:04:00] — In studio to promote Velveeta Room shows with Henry Phillips; performs extended George Clooney impression
- Ralphie May (comedian) [00:57:00] — Pre-recorded segment discussing his family and childhood trauma
- Chris Cubas (comedian) [00:57:00] — Austin-based comedian appearing in pre-recorded segment with Ralphie May
Callers
- Heather [00:25:38] — Called about worst excuse for missing work – claimed she had an abortion to skip work and see Grateful Dead Story fit into the discussion about lying, hosts thanked her and moved on
- unnamed [00:27:18] — Called to confirm loan officers need licensing Helped prove Carissa was not actually a loan officer, asked her technical questions
- Todd Jeffries [00:28:57] — Also confirmed loan officers need to know technical terms Further undermined Carissa’s claim
- Melissa [00:31:32] — Defended Carissa, explaining mass production companies like Countrywide gave clerical people inflated titles Provided context that helped explain the situation
- Charles [00:34:00] — Started to tell a story about hitting women Dale asked him to call back Monday because guests were arriving
- unnamed [00:38:00] — Asked George Clooney (Mike) if there would be an Ocean’s 14 Mike stayed in character and gave a non-committal answer
- unnamed [00:39:56] — Also asked about Ocean’s 14 Repeated the same question as previous caller, Mike gave same answer
- Jeff [00:42:56] — Recommended Franklin’s barbecue to ‘George Clooney’ Mike stayed in character discussing not wanting to wait in line
- Philip [00:41:38] — Asked about a threesome with characters from Facts of Life Mike commented the caller was working on erotic fanfiction
- Mark [00:42:22] — Also asked about Facts of Life and Mrs. Garrett Mike questioned if everyone was writing Facts of Life fanfiction
Text Line
- [00:40:15] Councilman Mike Martinez requesting a birthday shout-out from George Clooney — read by Dale Dudley Mike McCrae (as Clooney) gave him a birthday message and mentioned meeting at Cheesecake Factory
Quotes
There’s one salmon that’s too herby
Mike McCrae (as Clooney) [00:43:55]
Ladies and gentlemen this has been Mike McCrae the whole time
Dale Dudley [00:45:03]
You know how rich I am? My nanny is Jewish
Ralphie May [01:02:35]