Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, November 25, 2016
This Show
Part 1: FIGHT DAY
This is part 1 of the November 25, 2016 show (Black Friday). The opening finds Bob Fonseca in an unusually dejected mood, feeling unprepared and wanting to go home. The hosts try to lift his spirits with music and banter, but Bob remains frustrated with the show prep. The energy eventually picks up as callers phone in to cheer Bob. The segment includes comedic tension between the hosts, a police pursuit debate with an irate caller named April, a revisit of Shane Moss’s contentious appearance on Doug Benson’s podcast months earlier, and a heated on-air argument between Dale and Bob that spirals from a football discussion into personal grievances. The title ‘FIGHT DAY’ is apt – confrontation and argument dominate this part.
Segments
- Bob’s Breakdown [00:00:00] — Bob starts the show dejected and exhausted, saying he wants to go home. The crew tries to cheer him up with music (‘Under Pressure’ by Queen and David Bowie) and cowbell.
- Callers Rally Around Bob [00:04:34] — Female callers Christy and Erin phone in to tell Bob he’s awesome and doesn’t need show prep sheets, just his personality. Bob remains skeptical but the encouragement helps slightly.
- Shane Moss Arrives / Doug Benson Podcast Retrospective [00:08:43] — Comedian Shane Moss enters the studio. Dale sets up a discussion about the Doug Benson ‘I Love Movies’ podcast taping months ago at Cap City Comedy Club, where Bob felt disrespected by Shane and declared him ‘dead to the show.’ They play clips from that night.
- Reliving the Doug Benson Show [00:14:00] — The hosts play audio clips from the Doug Benson podcast. Bob was seated away from Doug, felt out of his depth on movie trivia, asked ‘Who is Edgar Wright?’ and got booed. Shane made jokes at Bob’s expense. Bob got increasingly defensive and eventually declared Shane dead to the show the next day.
- Shane’s Breakup Story [00:21:27] — Shane explains he was going through a painful breakup during the Doug Benson taping – he’d left his Austin girlfriend (who listens to the show) for a supermodel comedian he met on the Bob and Tom tour. Dale and Bob are surprised to learn Shane is still with the new girlfriend nearly a year later.
- Police Pursuit Debate with April [00:26:52] — Caller April unleashes a furious tirade against Austin Police Department pursuit policies after a recent chase resulted in a death. She argues cops should use surveillance and ‘gumshoe work’ instead of high-speed chases. The debate becomes increasingly heated.
- April Loses It [00:30:42] — April’s anger escalates dramatically. She accuses the hosts of not being nice, demands answers about APD killings, insults the show (‘this is why your show is never going anywhere’), and the conversation devolves into shouting and multiple F-bombs before she hangs up.
- Dale and Bob Fight [00:35:03] — Dale tries to talk about the Cowboys game from the night before. Bob gives minimal feedback, leading Dale to become frustrated. The tension builds over Bob’s lack of engagement, Dale’s desire to discuss football, and perceived slights, eventually erupting into a genuine on-air argument about their working relationship, Bob’s neighbors, and Dale’s frustration with doing the show.
Guests
- Shane Moss (comedian) [00:08:43] — In-studio to discuss and reconcile after the Doug Benson podcast incident months earlier where Bob declared him ‘dead to the show.’ Also discussed his relationship drama and sobriety.
Callers
- Christy [00:04:34] — Called to cheer up Bob, telling him he’s awesome and doesn’t need show prep sheets Her encouragement slightly lifted Bob’s spirits, though he remained frustrated
- Erin [00:06:13] — Also called to support Bob, said she’s listened for 13 years and wouldn’t change the station Added to the morale boost for Bob, engaged in playful banter with the hosts
- Sandra [00:08:11] — Called to say Matt cheered her up on her drive to work Brief positive call that lightened the mood
- April [00:26:52] — Police pursuit policies and APD killing people during chases Devolved into an explosive confrontation where April became enraged, insulted the show, demanded answers the hosts couldn’t provide, cursed repeatedly, and either hung up or was disconnected after calling them stupid
Music
- Queen & David Bowie — ‘Under Pressure’ played to try to lift Bob’s spirits; the hosts discussed how Freddie Mercury and David Bowie wrote ‘one of the greatest songs of all time’
Quotes
The week is over, bitch.
Bob Fonseca [00:04:02]
Do you want to hear a Toyota spot from three years ago?
Bob Fonseca [00:05:03]
I’m tired of cops killing people, man.
April (caller) [00:29:35]
This is why your show is never going to go anywhere. You guys are just stupid.
April (caller) [00:31:47]
You can’t feel that right now? The week is over and you’re sitting in your chair, sad?
Dale Dudley [00:16:31]
Part 2: FIGHT DAY
This part is dominated by on-air conflict. The show opens mid-argument between Dale and Matt over Facebook posts and show prep, escalating into a heated fight. Program Director Tom Slick enters to address the ‘Shut the F Up’ music segment, asking them to play more recognizable rock songs instead of obscure artists and Barry Manilow. This sparks another argument about creativity versus programming. The tension peaks when listener Mary calls in to criticize Daniel, leading to an epic, profanity-laced shouting match between Daniel and the caller that lasts nearly 30 minutes. The segment title ‘FIGHT DAY’ proves accurate.
Segments
- Dale vs Matt Fight Over Facebook [00:00:00] — Dale and Matt argue about Dale’s sister’s Facebook post length and party invitations, with Dale getting increasingly defensive about his show prep work.
- Station Management Tension [00:07:29] — Dale vents about management meetings, contract uncertainty, and feeling like there are secret plans for the show’s future.
- Tom Slick Enters – Shut the F Up Critique [00:11:44] — Program Director Tom Slick addresses the ‘Shut the F Up’ music segment, asking them to play more recognizable rock instead of obscure bands, Barry Manilow, and Billy Joel.
- Paul Calls to Say Show Sucked [00:19:21] — Caller Paul agrees yesterday’s show was bad, leading Dale to hang up on him for piling on when Dale already admitted it.
- Mary vs Daniel – Epic Caller Fight [00:34:09] — Listener Mary calls to criticize Daniel for sounding inhuman, sparking a 15+ minute shouting match where both insult each other’s lives, relationships, and character.
Recurring Bits
- Shut the F up [00:11:44] — Management critiques the music segment for playing songs too obscure for KLBJ’s format; hosts debate whether to continue or modify it
Callers
- Paul [00:19:21] — Called to agree yesterday’s show sucked Dale hung up on him immediately for piling on when Dale had already admitted the show was bad
- Billy [00:20:47] — Defended the show, said station would suck without them Brief supportive call, told Paul to ‘kiss my grits’
- Chris [00:33:30] — Said Shut the F Up is favorite part of the day Quick supportive comment to Tom Slick
- Jim [00:33:36] — Liked hearing hosts’ personal music tastes in the segment Suggested creating another segment if they can’t play that music in Shut the F Up
- Myro [00:34:04] — Brief call, told Tom to leave the hosts alone Hung up quickly, Bob refused more phone calls after this
- Mary (Leander) [00:34:22] — Called to criticize Daniel for sounding inhuman and not being a good spokesperson Epic 15+ minute shouting match with Daniel full of personal insults; became instant legend and was given front-of-line call privileges. Nicknamed ‘Contrary Mary’ or ‘Bug and Mary’
Quotes
I get up at 4:30 in the morning and do as much as I do for the show
Dale Dudley [00:00:59]
Why do you go ham on everybody like that?
Matt Bearden [00:01:30]
Would you be happier to do your show by yourself?
Matt Bearden [00:02:48]
I’m about this close to getting a divorce because of this show
Dale Dudley [00:16:43]
KLBJ: Not so bad. That’s the new tagline for the station
Tom Slick [00:25:54]
You will last three effing weeks working here
Daniel Gallo [00:40:01]
Part 3: FIGHT DAY
This final part of the 2016-11-25 show features three major segments: a continuation of debate over President Obama’s 2012 gay marriage announcement with caller Sam from Leander making offensive comparisons that enrage Matt; a wildly escalating ‘Raise Your Rate’ bit where hosts attach a heart monitor to Daniel and deliberately provoke him (reaching 187 bpm when he and Carissa clash); and a visit from boxer Roy Jones Jr. promoting Square Ring Inc. The show is chaotic, with multiple on-air meltdowns and genuine anger breaking through the comedy.
Segments
- Paula Deen Debate [00:00:00] — Matt wants to discuss Paula Deen’s diabetes revelation and endorsement deal. The conversation goes nowhere as hosts joke and Matt walks out in frustration.
- Best of 2012: Matt Yells at Caller [00:06:54] — Introduction to a ‘worst of’ clip where Matt lost his temper with a caller about his daughter’s grandmothers (his wife’s mothers, a same-sex couple).
- Obama Gay Marriage Announcement [00:07:05] — Audio from President Obama’s 2012 interview with Robin Roberts announcing his support for same-sex marriage, followed by caller reaction segment.
- Sam from Leander Call [00:09:52] — Caller Sam makes offensive comparisons equating gay marriage with child molestation and bestiality. Matt becomes genuinely angry defending his wife’s mothers.
- NFL Replacement Refs Discussion [00:17:45] — Brief sports talk about controversial replacement referee calls in NFL, with Daniel interrupting with gay sex sound effects to mock sports discussion.
- Daniel vs Sports Fans [00:19:16] — Extended argument about whether watching sports is worthwhile. Daniel dismisses football fans; Bob defends his emotional connection to the Cowboys and his father.
- Raise Your Rate Bit Begins [00:43:07] — Matt introduces a new bit using a heart monitor on Daniel, attempting to raise his heart rate through provocations. Starts at 85 bpm resting rate.
- Tiffany’s Call [00:44:50] — Former ‘Audience of One’ member Tiffany calls to reveal Daniel once propositioned her bluntly after she gave him a ride home. Daniel’s heart rate climbs.
- Daniel vs Carissa Explosion [00:55:27] — Daniel and Carissa get into a genuine screaming match on-air. Daniel’s heart rate hits 187 bpm (police code for murder). Carissa throws a strawberry on the floor.
- Roy Jones Jr. Interview [01:02:43] — Boxer Roy Jones Jr. visits to promote Square Ring Inc. Discusses his career spanning multiple weight classes from 154 lbs to heavyweight, still fighting at age 43.
Recurring Bits
- The Worst of Dudley and Bob [00:06:54] — Matt introduces a ‘Best of 2012’ or ‘Worst of 2012’ clip of himself losing his temper with a caller
Guests
- Roy Jones Jr. (other) [01:02:43] — Professional boxer promoting Square Ring Inc., discussing his career winning titles in multiple weight classes
Callers
- Michael on Mopac (on Mopac) [00:09:53] — Obama’s gay marriage announcement – notes the president can’t actually make laws Brief discussion about whether Biden’s comments were planned or a mistake
- Sam (Leander) [00:11:44] — Opposes gay marriage, makes offensive comparisons to child molestation, bestiality, and blow-up dolls Matt becomes genuinely enraged defending his wife’s mothers (a same-sex couple who raised his wife). Sam suggests Matt tell his daughter to ‘lock your door at night’ around her grandmothers, causing Matt to call him a dick and prick. Extended heated exchange.
- Shotgun (regular) [00:17:51] — Replacement NFL refs controversy, Packers game Brief sports discussion interrupted by Daniel’s mocking
- Tiffany [00:44:50] — Former Audience of One member calling about Daniel claiming he went on dates with listeners Reveals Daniel invited her to his apartment and propositioned her with ‘do you want to come into my apartment and F?’ Daniel’s heart rate climbs during the call. Becomes a key moment in the Raise Your Rate bit.
- Gene [00:41:21] — Calls Daniel the ‘Asian deity of poo-poo’ or ‘bell movement king of Asia’ Brief comedic interjection during sports argument
- Jason [00:41:47] — Wanted to discuss Daniel’s hobbies, particularly hiking Brief call mocking Daniel’s hiking hobby
Quotes
What should I tell my daughter about her grandmothers? Why they’re bad people?
Matt Bearden [00:13:46]
If you say night at grandma’s, lock your door at night
Sam (caller) [00:15:00]
You’re a dick. You’re a prick Sam from Leander
Matt Bearden [00:15:10]
My dad never threw a ball to me, never came to one baseball game
Bob Fonseca [00:29:31]
You said hey, do you want to come into my apartment and F?
Tiffany (caller) [00:50:03]
It takes me four hours to write to my boyfriend Matt
Daniel Gallo [00:56:27]